Utopia Talk / Politics / Hostess debuts $TWINKcoin snack cakes

nhill rank	Tue Jun 21 23:43:26 2022 LENEXA, KAN. — Hostess Brands, Inc. is launching a limited-edition snack called $TWINKcoin under its Twinkies snack cake brand. The new $TWINKcoin is a play on the current cryptocurrency frenzy and features coin-shaped cakes. The cakes are similar to Twinkies in composition and flavor — featuring a vanilla sponge cake exterior and crème-filled interior — but have been made in a disc shape to mimic the shape of an enlarged coin. The new $TWINKcoin snack cakes will be available at Walmart stores starting at the end of June for a limited time. They are distributed in boxes of 10 individually wrapped cakes at the suggested retail price of $3.49. http://www...s-debuts-twinkcoin-snack-cakes As far as I can tell, this isn't satire.
nhill rank	Tue Jun 21 23:57:19 2022 TWINK is title just in time for pride month to wrap up. I better grab a few as a collector since Twinkies last forever. But still in disbelief that this wasn't written by The Onion.
Rugian rank	Tue Jun 21 23:58:18 2022 I guess this is what happens when the talent pool for your marketing team is limited to people willing to live in Lenexa.
nhill rank	Wed Jun 22 00:00:56 2022 lol
earthpig rank	Wed Jun 22 00:26:29 2022 Twinkies don't go bad, so these new stablecoins should hold value pretty well. I think it's important to remember the transparency value of the blockchain, and always maintain your own keys when buying the NFTs. Did I buzzword in cryptobro well?
nhill rank	Wed Jun 22 00:31:39 2022 Pretty close. Basically you're saying to own the $TWINKcoins under your bed and not hold them in a custody service for the $TWINKcoins yield ;) It's less for transparency and more for reducing counterparty risk, is the only slip up. But I'll give you a B+ (although that's nice because I should dock you for the cryptobro term, much cringe, pls never use again).
Habebe rank	Wed Jun 22 00:55:02 2022 I have some old coke bottles from, IDK atleast the 60s. Its glass and has some football coach on it. Been in the garage forever.
murder rank	Wed Jun 22 04:41:47 2022 "As far as I can tell, this isn't satire." That's the best type of satire. "Twinkies don't go bad, so these new stablecoins should hold value pretty well." I suspect they will age better than Tether.
earthpig rank	Wed Jun 22 18:37:01 2022 I think I may have some fun with this. Me: Wifey, I have an exciting new investment that can never go bad. It's a paradigm shift towards sustainable no-lose wealth creation, and I've already invested! Wife: <obviously in her head thinking I bought into a pyramid scheme or something> Me: Whip out box of twinkcoin Add some dramatic flair in the middle
Average Ameriacn rank	Wed Jun 22 18:58:20 2022 I gave away lots of dollar chocolate as gifts.
Nimatzo rank	Wed Jun 22 18:58:38 2022 No no no, at the end. Cut a hole in the box and put your dick in it. Then when she opens the box, the song starts. http://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg
earthpig rank	Wed Jun 22 21:10:35 2022 ^ blast from the past
murder rank	Thu Jun 23 04:02:45 2022 "No no no, at the end. Cut a hole in the box and put your dick in it. Then when she opens the box, the song starts." An inflation resistant asset is a thoughtful gift.
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