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nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:20:47
Standing, User Number, Username, Number of Posts
0. 76 hot rod 90292
1. 8 sam adams 49357
2. 30 rugian 46635
3. 109 crownroyal 44573
4. 179 jergul 36927
5. 363 paramount 36282
6. 2635 tumbleweed 33747
7. 1105 aeros 33650
8. 287 nimatzo 31713
9. 21 earthpig 26907
10. 56 camaban 25911
11. 2142 habebe 25577
12. 747 the children 25082
13. 295 seb 24595
14. 266 dakyron 21696
15. 50 river of blood 21457
16. 23 cthulhu 19258
17. 18 mckobb 17278
18. 145 forwyn 17024
19. 15314 williamthebastard 16480
20. 11 murder 16453
21. 64 cloud strife 16168
22. 4497 kargen 15987
23. 14 pillz 14867
24. 3014 hood 14828
25. 510 asgard 14642
26. 60 roland 13859
27. 44278 obaminated 13754
28. 11915 fred felcher 11880
29. 233123 renzo marquez 11511
30. 361 milton bradley 11132
31. 57 garyd 10934
32. 390 swordtail 9831
33. 126 nhill 9533
34. 78 tj 8888
35. 122 mexicantornado 8866
36. 927 yankeessuck123 8771
37. 388 mrpresident07 8716
38. 13240 dukhat 8506
39. 15 nekran 8400
40. 26 neverwoods 8183
41. 216 patom 7980
42. 2380 y2a 7946
43. 61015 miltonfriedman 7757
44. 77 real fred 7672
45. 7031 wrath of orion 7605
46. 1393 ehcks 7571
47. 752 licker 7516
48. 10493 billah 7441
49. 854 werewolf dictator 6973
50. 135 phunkyphishstyle 6931
51. 284 kreel 6805
52. 162 cherub cow 6778
53. 70020 clitoral hood 6619
54. 6 master bates 6549
55. 2140 mavl 6282
56. 62 canadian 5837
57. 40396 pissflaps mcgee 5513
58. 4319 adolf hitler 5469
59. 816 saiko 5380
60. 17 madc0w 5378
61. 766 hellfire 5306
62. 545 chen 5232
63. 9233 charper 4535
64. 153558 smart dude 4227
65. 58671 ork 4184
66. 304421 hip 4167
67. 151 hrothgar 4057
68. 1068 chuck 3869
69. 9247 isaksson 3865
70. 30281 osamaisdaworstpresid 3802
71. 57072 oddfish 3771
72. 167493 average ameriacn 3702
73. 2137 iii 3690
74. 62144 so what 3573
75. 3712 im better then you 3488
76. 9229 hoer 3450
77. 7867 eikeys ghost 3276
78. 505 daemon 3194
79. 262696 the guardian 3172
80. 2914 superdude 2990
81. 116871 honest politician 2968
82. 191137 delude 2821
83. 212557 dickhead uper 2774
84. 4785 kilo 2675
85. 421639 arab 2635
86. 4793 firestorm phoenix 2623
87. 5401 goreth 2567
88. 1558 valishin 2477
89. 577 muslim 2435
90. 789 snuke 2420
91. 53 earthpig epchmuftfoi 2391
92. 1 turtle crawler 2326
93. 52548 state department 2232
94. 180 freddy 2199
95. 9220 ninja 2192
96. 208729 allahuakbar 2141
97. 1799 j.b. 2096
98. 1331 still well 2060
99. 9163 jesse malcolm barack 2050
100. 138150 jeddediah wilkins 2040
101. 1074 eds 1869
102. 128 sstrickland 1859
103. 58 juztav 1695
104. 1182 redblooded 1616
105. 123006 freaky boy 1569
106. 171485 formerly fred 1564
107. 76970 tragically hip 1514
108. 28725 chris dodd 1511
109. 218455 cold rod 1494
110. 241846 alex 1478
111. 273231 russian 1474
112. 507 harof 1463
113. 226437 xyz1 1455
114. 125157 hahahaha 1247
115. 15991 the powers that be 1213
116. 4276 thechildren 1190
117. 415 corkie 1155
118. 1798 asdasdfasdfasdfasdfa 1148
119. 29959 hot stick 1114
120. 10370 john stark 1069
121. 180906 average european 1043
122. 305054 lazycommunist 1039
123. 395498 john adams 1025
124. 9261 asshole uper 1007
125. 3463 steel 967
126. 146300 president bush 959
127. 21266 mrbbonz 950
128. 9525 zavyx 947
129. 298873 fuck you fag 936
130. 46036 atma01 926
131. 186067 liberal 923
132. 49 jnh 923
133. 70 carbonated water 880
134. 31253 purvis 858
135. 67 voodooprophet 846
136. 5424 kaylana 812
137. 10 cardinal jac 789
138. 544 poison 775
139. 13663 muhammad 740
140. 817 pierre 734
141. 203035 amadeus 713
142. 3025 peter walsh 708
143. 86379 leah horchler 687
144. 410 borthas 663
145. 122893 china rulz usa sucks 660
146. 2561 truther 652
147. 178290 mcjesus burger 627
148. 3457 shannon 623
149. 276568 general public 620
150. 206921 foxnews 608
151. 2073 www.yeswecansong.com 597
152. 2234 farkeld 596
153. 216435 multi 576
154. 219 master p 576
155. 9251 jeddediah wilklns 570
156. 166580 trolly mccool 556
157. 4090 549
158. 394553 mexicantardnado 548
159. 190375 byron 525
160. 7876 richard cranium 515
161. 64409 waste 513
162. 94889 biggles 504
163. 2319 stone 501
164. 320186 waitaminute 499
165. 646059 laura palmer 492
166. 240448 american democrat 466
167. 250 standard of reason 456
168. 9224 viral hemorrhagic fever 449
169. 117021 galaga 435
170. 405584 trolly 432
171. 123025 nujabes 412
172. 167042 jewgle 402
173. 2139 dark waters 397
174. 142112 lucifer 395
175. 123 ample parking 372
176. 42 joe black 366
177. 395580 trolly mcawesome 362
178. 327402 hillarys intern 360
179. 436651 gravitas 360
180. 138535 sigmund 353
181. 262695 multiproblemsolved 350
182. 121 bushisdabestpresid 347
183. 167041 kryptonite 346
184. 250841 jebbebiah wilkins 344
185. 286 talon121 340
186. 248 visibly shaken 337
187. 324517 europeanpussy 333
188. 167043 sarcasm 327
189. 400394 trolly mcdick 322
190. 204679 memory lane 321
191. 111298 rugianlovesthecock 320
192. 1556 ubes jac 317
193. 359124 signal 2 305
194. 626447 aragorn ii 301
195. 763 barneydude 293
196. 2294 s.s. failboat 291
197. 252956 judicator 287
198. 139 assclown vega 286
199. 404856 trolly mcserious 277
200. 210146 internet bully 272
201. 484917 rainman ana 270
202. 14366 karl rove 269
203. 280301 hotter odd 267
204. 33507 visably shaken 258
205. 234883 mrbeer 256
206. 290620 bigdicknegro 250
207. 319132 stanley stampede 247
208. 235 and justice 4 all 243
209. 22 zombie jesus 240
210. 274602 smarterthanbush 238
211. 399207 jason.bourne 227
212. 212638 mr kennedy 226
213. 124889 0bama 226
214. 393570 senor marquez 224
215. 224091 the zero identity 220
216. 937 aspire 219
217. 261882 hot roid 213
218. 272589 victim 208
219. 52474 mirror hot rod 208
murder
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:30:13

Jesus, there are over 600,000 registered accounts?

No wonder TC had to shut down new account creation.

nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:32:55
There are around 10,000 accounts by my reckoning.

The User Number is the number of posts on the forum when the user first posted.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:34:26
So higher is newer, lower is older, but the number itself isn't related to the number of users.
murder
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:40:25

Ah OK. I though that spam bot we had had been worse than I remembered. :o)

nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 10:50:24
Well if I showed deleted posts on the next run, many more accounts may show. :) Also, nobody that only posted in UGT is counted, so it's probably closer to 20,000 in total.

Turtle Crawler can confirm with the actual database. Scraping is always very crude.
Paramount
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:03:38
Wot

I can’t believe that I’m #5 on the list. I thought many more people posted more often than I do.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:18:03
Get life, man! ;)
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:18:37
Sam Adams is our greatest "living" poster. A paragon of the community!
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:24:25
Camaban wins the award for the most prolific poster that no longer posts. His last post was December of last year.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:25:47
river of blood and cthulhu are a distant second place.

I can't believe I'm in the top 33 users, considering I've never really considered myself a regular outside of General Talk. Guess I was here more often than I remember.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:36:06
If anyone wants to make their own queries here's the scraped version of the database:

http://dri...Jb1JNtPs-rZncJ3ynNHV4KU8s/view

CREATE TABLE post ( id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT, post_id INTEGER NOT NULL, created TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP, link TEXT NOT NULL, title TEXT, body TEXT NOT NULL, username TEXT NOT NULL, FOREIGN KEY (username) REFERENCES user (username) )

CREATE TABLE user ( id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT, created TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP, username TEXT NOT NULL UNIQUE )

^ data model
earthpig
GTFO HOer
Tue Jun 28 12:36:47
Top 10 after taking a decade off? lol
earthpig
GTFO HOer
Tue Jun 28 12:37:40
IIRC I am mirror hot rod.
mirror hot rod
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:37:47
test
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 12:38:32
> Top 10 after taking a decade off? lol

You should be more ashamed than me then ;) I took a decade off too :P
jergul
large member
Tue Jun 28 14:26:47
I am just 4th rate. Posting forever. Posting constently. And will never catch the upper tier where sammy and hr are.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 14:30:48
If they leave and you post for 5.5 years straight, you can be #1!
Rugian
Member
Tue Jun 28 14:35:00
I don't feel good about being in the Top 3. I'm gonna stop posting for a while, until jergul surpasses me.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 14:35:30
I don't think anyone will get to #0 though.

It is fitting as a memorial to the user Hot Rod, may the username rest in peace :)
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Jun 28 14:47:03
It would be fun if we all died never having surpassed Hot Rod's legendary post count.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 14:51:11
It seems likely based on the current pace which has slowed relative to 20 years ago.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 14:57:39
119. 29959 hot stick 1114

Even his imitators posted more than most people :')
1001 Utopian Multis
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:19:42
I am happy to see many of my accounts are in the top 60
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:23:02
ok pissflaps mcgee
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:24:37
> fuck you fag, 936 posts

some quality account names
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:31:01
FUCK YOU FAG goes back to at least 2010, lol

http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=34137
Pillz
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:46:21
"138. 544 poison 775"

All of that drama for someone with 775 posts.
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Tue Jun 28 15:47:07
I'm in the top 50 at least. I'm gonna storm the UP servers and demand I'm the best poster ever.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:50:07
>All of that drama for someone with 775 posts.

He was an effective troll!

>I'm in the top 50 at least.

you are #75 :)
FUCK YOU FAG
Member
Tue Jun 28 16:10:33
!?
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:12:52
Now I feel like this is all one big inbred family.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:13:10
How many of the top 100 are Rugian?
earthpig
GTFO HOer
Tue Jun 28 17:25:17
I refuse to believe that poison had only 775 posts. Please rescrape.
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:25:42
didn't he have a ton of accounts
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:29:57
There are 914 posts in UP with a poison variant.

There's nothing to rescrape at this point, it's all cached, every post ever written in UP that wasn't deleted is on my hard drive (that's separate from the database above).

But I do need to regenerate the database from the cache, as it's a more idempotent process that way (compared to scraping over the network which is unpredictable).

I verified with the homepage count of posts. http://utopiaforums.com/

I may do a rescrape with all the deleted posts on, and then call those out in the database with a flag. Could be fun :)
murder
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:31:23

I don't remember the poison drama. Was he a spammer?

nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:33:07
I'll fix you up :)

http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=572
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:33:22
http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=877
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:34:19
http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=12818
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:34:44
http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=8686
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jun 28 17:35:38
"How many of the top 100 are Rugian?"

27
murder
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:36:57

=========================================
Real Fred Moderator

Power? What power? Cleaning up shit doesn't hold any power, son. It's more of a pain in the ass than anything.

=========================================


Truer words were never spoken. I still remember chasing a spammer around deleting individual posts one at a time. They took longer to delete than for the idiot to post them.

Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Jun 28 17:37:47
I found the infamous TC tuna thread!

http://utopiaforums.com/boardthread?id=politics&thread=29550
nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 17:40:25
lol, nice. instant classic :)
murder
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:25:11

TC's Engrish used to be much better.

nhill
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:30:13
Yeah he almost sounds normal and authoritative back then. At least compared to now where he sounds tired and whiny, but ironically with a bit of zest.
Pillz
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:41:13
TC has had wild inconsistencies in his posting style for years. Low effort multi or multiple handlers.
TheChildren
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:03:44
nah it me.

i just dunt give a fucccckk about gramma no more.

we aint in school no more. wake da hell up.

also while u r searchin, can u find 1 link i once posted long long long time ago:

some indian hobo was standin ona fence in a busy touristy street and while ppl waz walkin back and forth, his shit just started leakin down his legz and on 2 da street in a brown pile of flood while british tourists filmed it and laughed out loud and indian people walked around his shit...

truly one of da most disgustin things i ever saw but somehow i never could find da link again...
TheChildren
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:06:37
2009-2014...

i think somehwere around there.

also there waz also diarhea man...

murican hobo in a parkin garage just bend over and his diarhea started helicopter flyin out everywhere...it waz green too!! like bright green!!

fuckin crazy shit...


CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:13:29
Wow.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:18:38
“3. 109 crownroyal 44573“

Would have been more, but I was busy with pillz’s mom

High five!
nhill
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:23:55
Congrats. Have a bottle of crown on me :P
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:26:39
Well done. And thank you, nhill. All these names
nhill
Member
Wed Jun 29 00:32:32
Nim's idea, but it was a fun exercise. Will flesh it out a bit eventually. Fun trip down memory lane
TheChildren
Member
Wed Jun 29 08:47:58
did ya find my links or not.

can u at least make urself useful
nhill
Member
Wed Jun 29 08:52:29
I don't help assholes. Find it yourself
murder
Member
Wed Jun 29 21:22:27

I think not finding links to people shitting themselves IS helping him.

Pillz
Member
Wed Jun 29 22:50:47
Reminder of the time poison shat himself at work and stayed at work all day and then came here to post about it.
TheChildren
Member
Wed Jun 29 23:58:16
or billah hangin himself on meathooks and then shittin himself so bad while he was swingin on a meathook attached 2 his skin and arms like some pig carcass...

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