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Nimatzo
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Fri Aug 05 15:15:00 2022
The Cartwheel galaxy is the product of two galaxies colliding and forming a new structure, about 500 million light years away. Stunning Photoshop work.

http://go.nasa.gov/3SfEQgR

More info at link and also a picture taken in Medium Infrared.
Nimatzo
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Fri Aug 05 15:15:24 2022
http://www...01g8jzq6gwxhex15pyy60wdrsk.png


Near infra red picture.
Nimatzo
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Fri Aug 05 15:15:53 2022
https://ww...01g8kcnd8k1zw33an81bvx91mn.png

Mid-infrared picture.
Nimatzo
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Fri Aug 05 15:16:14 2022
http://www...01g8kcnd8k1zw33an81bvx91mn.png

Mid-infra red picture, without the s.
Sam Adams
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Fri Aug 05 17:58:48 2022
It is normal for things to look different in different spectral bands.
Rugian
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Fri Aug 05 22:21:23 2022
There will come a day when 99.9% of the universe is completely invisible to us, with the light from nearly all of existence redshifted into oblivion.

We should be thankful we got to be alive before that.
Rugian
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Fri Aug 05 22:32:21 2022
But of course, we can always hold on to the hope that Matthew McConaughey will discover a way for us to travel across time and space with the power of love.

One day, Cartwheel Galaxy, we may get to you yet.
murder
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Fri Aug 05 23:36:07 2022

This makes me curious. I wonder if the people who deny that we landed on the moon also don't believe any of these images that Webb, Hubble, and all these other telescopes capture.

I mean there's really no reason that they can't be faked.

Nimatzo
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Fri Aug 05 23:38:31 2022
Yes.
Rugian
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Sat Aug 06 00:15:55 2022
"I mean there's really no reason that they can't be faked."

http://twitter.com/scrumtuous/status/1547340481838850051
murder
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Sat Aug 06 00:16:36 2022
lol :o)
Nimatzo
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Sat Aug 06 01:36:53 2022
And the thread title is just trolling WTB who actually said these pictures were photo shopped fakes extrapolated from *beep boop* ”data”. He even felt bad for the astronomers feeling they need to qualify their science with shiney pictures for the plebes.

Natural science is apparently this soulless thing that leads to nihilism. Hence why we need Heidegger and Foucault.

The irony here is that this fact about false color astrophotography, is exactly the kind of thing that readers of pop science magazines and morning show hosts say with a dumb smirk. Like they have the inside scope on how the astronomical sausage is made.

I miss WTB already :)
murder
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Sat Aug 06 02:18:01 2022

I've got news for you ... most people think they are real unenhanced uncolorized photos.

Nimatzo
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Sat Aug 06 02:48:22 2022
That would still be more correct that what he claimed. They are real pictures of real physical phenomena.
Habebe
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Sat Aug 06 02:51:00 2022
Why don't we have 5+ JW like telescopes going all over searching for shit?

Doesn't seem that expensive.
Rugian
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Sat Aug 06 03:00:07 2022
Most people also thought that Opportunity's last words were "my battery is low and it's getting dark." Apparently space isn't interesting unless you add some gay ass feel feels into the mix.
murder
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Sat Aug 06 03:07:43 2022

Sounds more like HAL. lol :o)

Habebe
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Sat Aug 06 04:14:48 2022
Rugian, Its in the pitch.

Option A) Flush more $ to the Ukraine.

Option B)5 space cameras and 30 billion+ leftover for a wicked pizza party.

They say it cost 10 billion (9.7)

But much of that Id imagine was designing it, it should be far cheaper to reproduce it.
Rugian
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Sat Aug 06 04:20:53 2022
Habebe

I mean there's no reason those things can't be mutually exclusive.

Okay, so Congress just appropriated $10 billion for a telescope...you give 5 bucks to some kid to draw a picture of a galaxy in Photoshop, give $10mm to the NASA guys to shut them up, and that leaves you with $9,989,999,995 to flush down the Ukraine.

Win win win win win.
Rugian
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Sat Aug 06 04:21:12 2022
Bah. Can't -> have to be
Rugian
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Sat Aug 06 04:26:52 2022
Shit, I'm exhausted, I can't type correctly. Time to give up foor the evening.
Habebe
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Sat Aug 06 04:46:11 2022
We could find planets habitable for life, or asteroids worth hundreds of trillions of dollars.

Plus a wicked fucking pizza party.
Paramount
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Mon Aug 08 23:39:45 2022
Cartwheel galaxy. It looks like it could be a boss from Dark Souls. Good name also.
murder
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Tue Aug 09 02:03:40 2022

"... or asteroids worth hundreds of trillions of dollars."

Not as long as we have supplies of those elements here.

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