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Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Fri Sep 30 15:55:53
Massive butt hurt by right wing pundits. Apparently Lizzo took a shit on the constitution used the flute to bring James Madison back to life only to make him a slave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNKLYuQaYk

James Madison's diamond encrusted flute is now sullied because of Lizzo's action not because he owned slaves.
murder
Member
Fri Sep 30 16:59:56

Ben Shapiro is so angry that he never got the chance to play James Madison's skin flute.

Habebe
Member
Fri Sep 30 17:08:54
I mean, Lizzo is pretty gross.

Let's be honest she is basically a morbidly obese tranny stripper that sings.

Do I really care that much? Not particularly. I think it was intended to be left's "Watch us pwn the right, by having a morbidly obese stripping tranny twerk and play the flute"

But, I also didn't even know it existed.So, meh.
murder
Member
Fri Sep 30 17:50:46

I can't imagine that anyone would think that anyone would give a fuck about Lizzo playing James Madison's flute.

Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Fri Sep 30 21:52:51
-habebe Lizzo sings pop music with a focus on female empowerment and self confidence. Not my cup of tea but I can appreciate her talent she is really good flutist.

-Murder ohhh let me help with that imagination

http://youtu.be/tbNKLYuQaYk?t=646
murder
Member
Fri Sep 30 22:17:30

"Murder ohhh let me help with that imagination"

Who is going to tell Pedro Gonzalez that he's not white?

Forwyn
Member
Sat Oct 01 01:43:16
"The Majority Report crew discusses how the Right cannot stop acting offended by powerful and mainstream Black women"

cringe
Habebe
Member
Sat Oct 01 04:05:19
Ibty, What is your point?
Habebe
Member
Sat Oct 01 04:42:01
Aries spears summed up lozzo perfectly.

"I just can't get over how she looks like the shit emoji"
kargen
Member
Sat Oct 01 15:52:04
She's no Ian Anderson.
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