Utopia Talk / Politics / Swordfail

Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:05:06 Is a 58~ year old who lives in his mother's basement apartment. He pays no rent His highest wage was $16/h He never finished college, didn't attend university No employable skills No hobbies or interests beyond military affairs whatsoever. He fancies himself a craftsperson of some sort because he took wood chop in high school - al he does is glue bits of random plastic together and whittle branches into walking sticks. Had a phase of closely following grannies on Twitter and youtube Unemployed for the entire pandemic, no attempts or interest in working again. Why bother, his wife works and his mom let's him live rent free.
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:05:35 *trannies
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:32:19 When his grandfather died, swordfail's mother traveled for the funeral. He stayed home, got into a fight with his dad, and moved out. He was a big boy for 2 whole years until he knocked up a 19yo at 27, and then of course mommy and daddy gave him an apartment.
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:33:03 Swordfail can't play games released after 1998. Halo on easy is too difficult for him.
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:35:10 Swordfail watched his mother break her back caring for his ailing father, in the same building just a door away, but made no efforts to help them until his father as put in a home. Then swordfail was too much of a pussy to follow up on the care in the home. His father suffered a slow, agonizing death. That's ok.
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:42:25 It's been probably a decade now since swordfail read a book. He doesn't punctuate his posts (capitalization, spacing after periods and commas, etc) because he never actually wrapped his head around the idea of formatting. It is too difficult for him.
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 16:44:32 When the input on the TV changes by accidental button press, swordfail assumes the TV is broken and doesn't know how to fix it.
jergul large member	Sat Oct 01 18:11:16 "When the input on the TV changes by accidental button press, swordfail assumes the TV is broken and doesn't know how to fix it." These are fighting words.
LazyCommunist Member	Sat Oct 01 18:50:54 Leave sword alone, he is on our side!
Pillz Member	Sat Oct 01 19:00:48 This is all completely true. Can't work in a warehouse because he's afraid to use an electric jigger.
murder Member	Sat Oct 01 20:25:42 This is uncalled for. :o)
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Oct 02 05:47:28 Fuck you. You post here, you asked for it. Dumbass, dumbasses. All of you. The dumbest bunch of dumbasses, talking about the dumbest dumbass topics, pretending to not be dumb.
Paramount Member	Sun Oct 02 10:02:36 What happened between Pillz and Swordtail? Have I missed something?
murder Member	Sun Oct 02 10:15:56 I thought they were the same person. :oP
Habebe Member	Sun Oct 02 13:26:50 " I thought they were the same person. :oP" That would make this far more interesting.
Habebe Member	Sun Oct 02 13:28:12 "Can't work in a warehouse because he's afraid to use an electric jigger." Damn, now we're dropping J-bombs?
murder Member	Sun Oct 02 14:23:24 Pillz is a jigger lover.
nhill Member	Sun Oct 02 14:29:16 I thought pillz was a little kid tho. I know that doesn’t seem to make sense 20 years later but God works in mysterious ways
Paramount Member	Mon Oct 03 04:26:58 Pillz has not posted in 24+ hours? What happened? Did a unit of Ukrainan agents assasinate him, hacked his account and then posted the above messages to Swordtail?
murder Member	Mon Oct 03 04:38:43 I think this thread may have been Pillz flaming out.
Pillz Member	Mon Oct 03 04:48:52 I have a life outside of Utopia and UP actually Updates begin again tomorrow don't worry
murder Member	Mon Oct 03 04:59:17 Where is swordtail and what did you do with him?
LazyCommunist Member	Mon Oct 03 05:58:07 Swordtail: if the above is true, then your life may not have been very exciting until now. Do you want to make a great experience before you die of old age? Send me a PM and we can discuss in which unit you can serve in New Russia. Be part of something greater than yourself, leave your basement apartment behind you, become a real world hero!
McKobb Member	Mon Oct 03 19:31:01 goddamned, stalk much or is this just some shit you made up?
Habebe Member	Mon Oct 03 19:45:46 Bro he madr $16/HR! And his wife works+ free rent, what's not to love? The granny trannies is just icing on the cake! That Jigga is living his best life.
Habebe Member	Mon Oct 03 19:54:28 "When his grandfather died, swordfail's mother traveled for the funeral. He stayed home" Day off, who doesn't like a day off? "He was a big boy for 2 whole years until he knocked up a 19yo at 27, and then of course mommy and daddy gave him an apartment." Banging younger broads and free apartment. WIN! "Swordfail can't play games released after 1998. Halo on easy is too difficult for him." Who wants all that jumping? "When the input on the TV changes by accidental button press, swordfail assumes the TV is broken and doesn't know how to fix it." His wife works, she can buy a new one.
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