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habebe
Member
Wed Nov 23 22:50:16
To everyone, even you savages in Canada & Europe.

Go eat some US sized portions and grow large with food.
McKobb
Member
Thu Nov 24 00:45:35
Happy Thanksgiving man, hope ya'll have some turkey, stuffing and pecan pie.

and avoid the Rona
Hrothgar
Member
Thu Nov 24 01:14:26
"I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself."

- Louis C.K.
McKobb
Member
Thu Nov 24 01:21:06
that's called out the corners :P

another American thanksgiving tradition
patom
Member
Thu Nov 24 05:47:40
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

habebe, Canadians had their Thanksgiving last month.
TheChildren
Member
Thu Nov 24 06:33:49
is this da day where u butcher a bird 4 no reason and how u celebrate ur victories over underdeveloped natives who just wanted 2 to stop stealin, cheatin, lyin and pillagin...

Rugian
Member
Thu Nov 24 06:44:13
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

For those of you with Faux News-watching uncles who like to get political at the dinner table, here is a helpful guide:

"President Biden's Top Accomplishments for when chatting with your Uncle at Thanksgiving"

http://mobile.twitter.com/whcos/status/1595414110438662144
McKobb
Member
Thu Nov 24 06:51:22
>>>is this da day where u butcher a bird 4 no reason and how u celebrate ur victories over underdeveloped natives who just wanted 2 to stop stealin, cheatin, lyin and pillagin...

but tomorrow is native american heritage day...and black friday :P
Hrothgar
Member
Thu Nov 24 12:14:38
I was tempted to go find the video of Chinese people sawing a living shark whale slice by slice on a dock, starting with the tail... but figured it would be lost on him in comparison to killing a Turkey for American Thanksgiving.
murder
Member
Thu Nov 24 12:50:00

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy day of avoiding talking politics with my brother in law.

Yay.

meh Thanksgiving. :o|

kargen
Member
Thu Nov 24 13:28:22
President Biden's top accomplishments is going to be a short conversation so here are a few more topics to fill the time.

What lives matter.

Why Uncle Gene really volunteers to sit at the kiddie table.

Camp Lejeune.

The trend for thin Santa and fat lingerie models.

Is consensual sex still rape if the teacher was hot.
Mariah Carey.

That idiot next door.

That idiot across the street.

Besides vegetarianism what else did Hitler and Gandhi have in common.
The Louisiana Purchase and why you are thankful for it.
What's that smell.

Happy Thanksgiving!
habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 13:42:43
Rugian, I bought my parents a 1 yr subscription to Fox Nation.

Black Friday sale, normally $8/month now only $1.5. $20/ yr.

My dad is obsessed with Tucker/Gutfeld since he started Dialisys , that's all he watches there.
obaminated
Member
Thu Nov 24 14:02:44
Happy Thanksgiving. I'm having a roast rather than a turkey. I really don't care for turkey meat beyond the legs. I'd usually have a lasagna but we're saving that for Christmas.

Another Biden accomplishment - successfully keeping his incestuous drug addict and felony riddled son out of jail... for now.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 24 15:33:48
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Hope you all can be hopeful and enjoy too much food today :)
murder
Member
Thu Nov 24 16:04:29

Most Americans enjoy too much food every single day.



habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 18:24:31
Yeah I ate too much.

Smoked turkey, mashed potatoes, riffing & green bean casserole.

Topped off with blueberry pie and coffee.
habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 18:24:59
And a bottle of wine, which lead to a nap.
obaminated
Member
Thu Nov 24 18:36:41
Murder comes in with the edge "Americans already eat too much" comment. Some people can't enjoy life and must find a cynical thing to focus on. Those people live sad and depressing lives.
Rugian
Member
Thu Nov 24 18:43:30
He's seriously such a killjoy. "Americans are too prosperous and they should feel guilty about that," what a take.
Rugian
Member
Thu Nov 24 18:44:32
"Rugian, I bought my parents a 1 yr subscription to Fox Nation.

Black Friday sale, normally $8/month now only $1.5. $20/ yr.

My dad is obsessed with Tucker/Gutfeld since he started Dialisys , that's all he watches there."

So in other words, you enabled an addict. Lol
habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 21:02:38
On this day, we celebrate the great victory our fore fathers won against the legions of Turkey warriors to determine who owns the rights to the stuffing mines.

Amen.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 24 21:25:42
“Some people can't enjoy life and must find a cynical thing to focus on”
Yup! Try to enjoy *life* once in a while, peeps! :D
The psychosis is *optional*.
Embrace cocaine!
Ride your own melt!
Have a grilled cheese sammy!
Eat too much!
“Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit.”
habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 21:30:11
Not a fan myself anymore, but everyone should snort some good cocaine once in their lives.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 24 22:21:49
I think we can all embrace at least the *metaphor* of cocaine, which is what I meant. :D
murder
Member
Thu Nov 24 23:19:05

"Those people live sad and depressing lives."

And you take up 2 seats on airplanes.

kargen
Member
Thu Nov 24 23:19:22
Does it count if I accidently did acid once?
Habebe
Member
Thu Nov 24 23:49:31
Kargen, I never did acid. Always a little hesitant. I feel like a very good environment is needed for that.

LOVE shrooms though. I used to eat them all the time.

But seriously, to anyone who has never snorted good coke, you should try it once unless you have heart problems or something.

I havn't touched the stuff in like 15 years, but Id recommend doing it with some good friends, its great to spur on good conversation.

It is literally chemical happy to the max. It comes at a price, the next day you will feel a form of hangover, eat some healthy food, smoke a joint watch tv and sleep. You will be fine.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 25 00:51:10
Such lowly acts will numb your wits, Roman,
And you must have them all on the morrow.
So, so; now sit: and look you eat no more,
Than will preserve just so much strength in us,
As will revenge these bitter woes of ours.
murder
Member
Fri Nov 25 12:00:28

This thread is starting to explain a lot.

obaminated
Member
Fri Nov 25 14:08:59
Murder thinks Americans should feel bad for living in a country where food is bountiful and affordable. Murder also thinks anyone who accepts that we live in a rich nation where people can eat as much as they want must be fat.

Murder should move to a country where food to less available and therefore, by his sad and depressed logic, is morally superior to America. Why not try somewhere in Africa?
murder
Member
Fri Nov 25 15:17:29

Admit it, you are at least 30 lbs overweight.

Habebe
Member
Fri Nov 25 15:58:27
Oh yeah, I can't beleive how much wieght Ive put on since moving south 3 yrs ago.

I was often borderline husky, but I added like 40 lbs is my guess in 3 years.

I'm gonna try to get back on my adderall. I always lean out on that
obaminated
Member
Fri Nov 25 17:24:25
No murder, I'm not overweight. Pretty active. Like I said. One can appreciate the abundance of food we have here in the states and still remain in relatively good shape. Sad that you can't understand what a cheat day is.
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