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obaminated
Member
Fri Dec 02 21:21:04
Really.

http://www...tairs-home-soiled-himself.html
Habebe
Member
Sat Dec 03 02:28:17
From a telegram channel that claims links to his body guard.

So, # team skeptical.
Paramount
Member
Sat Dec 03 04:30:56
British news when it is at its best. Top notch journalism. They write stuff that no one else does and always at the risk of being killed by Putin. They are professional and very brave.
jergul
large member
Sat Dec 03 05:54:39
There is a lot of wierd stuff. Footage of Ukrainian trenches full of mud and the commentary is that Russians will be getting trenchfoot.

Which may be true, but the context is Ukrainians getting trenchfoot.

3 villages left in Donbas that have the original 2014-2021 positions. Ukraine has been pushed out of the rest. This simply means that fighting positions are not as prepared, so, yes, are liable to fill up with mud. Same is true for Russia of course.
murder
Member
Sat Dec 03 11:13:03

"Putin fell down stairs and shat himself"

I choose to believe it.

Paramount
Member
Sat Dec 03 11:42:35
Well, there has been no official response from Moscow yet, as far as I know. Maybe the BBC or CNN can send a reporter there and ask?
murder
Member
Sat Dec 03 13:43:32

Maybe the BBC was the cause of his fecal incontinence in the first place.

I hear he can't get enough of the BBC.

Sam Adams
Member
Sat Dec 03 14:10:23
Lol pillz' hero.
Dukhat
Member
Sun Dec 04 10:30:07
You can bottle that shit and Republicans will eat it up as long as you tell them it's going to "own the libs"
williamthebastard
Member
Sun Dec 04 11:48:46
The daily mail (lol) has been infamous for being gutter press for 100 years. They were among the first inventors of gutter press in a country which is notorious for having a vicious gutter press
williamthebastard
Member
Sun Dec 04 11:49:39
Theyre even banned as a source on Wikipedia lol
Rugian
Member
Sun Dec 04 12:07:56
The bastion of political objectivity that is Wikipedia you mean? lol WTB.
Seb
Member
Sun Dec 04 14:42:07
"Even".
obaminated
Member
Tue Dec 06 07:59:19
"If he shit his pants it would've been a masculine and impressuve shit!" Wtb.
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