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patom
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Mon Jan 23 16:32:38 2023
Today on 25 words or less, the word they were looking for was 'Saxophone'.
Clue given "Clintons Instrument"
Answer "Cigar"
murder
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Mon Jan 23 20:43:05 2023

I would have expected "Clenis". :o)



Rugian
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Mon Jan 23 21:08:14 2023
I mean, how do they expect anyone to associate Bill Clinton's tool with anything other than his penis.
obaminated
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Mon Jan 23 22:16:37 2023
Thats how he will be remembered.
Paramount
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Tue Jan 24 00:23:01 2023
So when you think of Bill Clinton, you think of his penis?
obaminated
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Tue Jan 24 00:28:45 2023
I think of a weirdo who thought it was sexy to stuff a cigar in a woman's pussy and then smoke it.
Rugian
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Tue Jan 24 00:32:04 2023
Bill Clinton's eternal legacy will be that time he jizzed on an intern.
obaminated
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Tue Jan 24 00:56:47 2023
Well, to be fair most female interns are more than willing to do that. You just need to not treat them disposable afterwards lest you get #metoo'd. And as an aside, you'd be surprised as many young and impressionable women get turned on by the thrill of being the other woman but it's important to not pick the crazy one who go nuclear when it ends.

But sticking a cigar in a pussy and smoking it is a weird thing to do.
murder
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Tue Jan 24 18:42:11 2023

Monica didn't rat him out. Her "friend" Linda Tripp did.

patom
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Tue Jan 24 19:52:04 2023
All went well for the US Tax Payers to the tune of $60 million.
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