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Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Jan 23 16:46:59
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64373950

Japan's prime minister says his country is on the brink of not being able to function as a society because of its falling birth rate.
Pillz
Member
Mon Jan 23 16:51:06
I predict this will be largely a none issue for Japan.

Immigrantion stragies should be opposed at all costs.
Sam Adams
Member
Mon Jan 23 17:11:33
Robots.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Jan 23 17:23:38
So the PM of the most stoic people on earth is fear mongering and hysterical. Is that the theory? Or maybe he knows the robots are not going to be good enough quick enough.

Who is liable if one of these robots snaps grandma’s neck?
Pillz
Member
Mon Jan 23 17:28:12
Ghost in the Shell is Japan's future
Sam Adams
Member
Mon Jan 23 18:21:42
"Who is liable if one of these robots snaps grandma’s neck?"

Lol dont start... sebs about to show up ranting about how robots are uninsurable and japan should import africans instead... complaining that the murder rate is going to go up 180 times is just racism.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Jan 23 18:39:51
Terminator is our future. We deserve it, narcissistic pieces of shit that we are, couldn’t manage to have two kids? Yea I was busy starting another youtube tech review channel and zoom around on an electric scooter instantly drying up the pussy of every woman that sees me.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Jan 23 18:41:49
“sebs about to show up ranting about how robots are uninsurable”

;-)
Forwyn
Member
Mon Jan 23 20:03:22
There are forty-five bureaucratic steps to go through before robots can be deployed for household or commercial purposes.

But you can import a million unemployed Africans from warzones and get the European pat on the back.
obaminated
Member
Mon Jan 23 21:28:51
There will be sex robots in use long before there will be robots used for house cleaning. Men don't care if its dangerous, if that robot pussy feels like a woman's pussy they will stick their dick in it and hope it all works out.
jergul
large member
Mon Jan 23 23:21:58
if that robot pussy feels like what they imagine a woman's pussy they will stick their dick in it and hope it all works out.

Fixed that for you.
obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 24 01:19:24
Nah, even guys who get laid on the regular still watch porn. If they make a robot that looks and feels like Megan fox circa the first transformers I'll be the first one to order it/her. I'll pay extra if the sex bot cleans herself up and provides post coitus belly scratches.
TheChildren
Member
Tue Jan 24 02:14:04
fearmongarin
patom
Member
Tue Jan 24 03:46:20
Japan should contract with the Evangelicals in the US South to come over there and put the fear of god into women for not being barefoot and pregnant every year.
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 24 03:52:52
^ perhaps your best idea yet patom.

Just two questions, would this involve ministering directly to the wayward young Japanese women, and if so how easy is it to become a southern evangelical?
obaminated
Member
Tue Jan 24 06:21:45
Rugian, you just gotta mind your Ps and Qs and drink that sweet southern tea while dressed like colonel sanders. Plus, let's be honest, you can be as absurd a caricature as you want as an American and still be a bigger prize for a nip broad than the best Japanese men out there. Those weirdos are into cartoon porn involving school girls getting raped by tentacled demons (nuking a people really fucks them up psychologically) and I know this because I had to do intensive reaction on Japanese porn for a personal project.
Rugian
Member
Tue Jan 24 07:29:45
Very good points all around obaminated, and thank you for your dedicated research into such an important field of study.

As the saying goes, "be the American the Japanese think you are."
murder
Member
Tue Jan 24 13:43:46

"Who is liable if one of these robots snaps grandma’s neck?"

What do you think the robots will be for?

One less elder to care for for the last 20 years of their life.

Paramount
Member
Tue Jan 24 16:44:23
The US told Japan to militarize. To meet the supposed Chinese ”threat”.

The former PM of Japan, Shinzo Abe, wasn’t a fan of a militarization of Japan. Shinzo Abe was a pacifist. But fortunately for the US Empire, Shinzo Abe got assassinated recently, and Japan could start its militarization.

The new PM of Japan is now worried that Japan will fail the US directives because Japan needs a lot more young men in order to build an army that the Emperor of the US can direct against China. And if they fail with the mission to build an army they see it as the end of their existance, the end of their society. Because if the Japanese fail to carry out orders from their superiors, they must committ harakiri.
Pillz
Member
Tue Jan 24 17:20:57
Abe heavily militarized Japan over his tenure(s)
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