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Sam Adams
Member
Tue May 16 10:27:44
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For me to book a flight through istanbul in early july? Pretty safe right? Erdogan probably wins without major rioting/conflict?
murder
Member
Tue May 16 10:40:22

I wouldn't worry much about it. Biden will send special forces in to get you if needed.

TheChildren
Member
Tue May 16 10:41:56
just do whqat all ur countrymen did b4 u...

say that u r from canada...lol

hahaha
murder
Member
Tue May 16 11:26:02

Yeah he can put pictures in his wallet of Justin Trudeau and Canada's greatest athlete Iron Mike Sharpe to prove it.

obaminated
Member
Tue May 16 12:54:07
Worst case scenario is you get castrated and video of you getting burned alive is shared across the internet... worst worst case scenario is all the above happens and then your handle on this forum gets discovered and all the people who expressed sympathy got you have to walk back their comments and sorta condemn you for being a racist nazi.
Paramount
Member
Tue May 16 13:14:39
Yup. As long as you display a picture of Justin Trudeau you should be okay. I suggest a t-shirt with Justin’s face on it.

Whatever you do, don’t say you are from Sweden. Sweden is not so popular since we burned a Quran and an Erdogan doll.
obaminated
Member
Tue May 16 13:40:57
"We" lol

Parafag, we all know you were first line to deport everyone involved in those incidents.
murder
Member
Tue May 16 14:28:08

Only because he wants Sweden to join NATO. ;o)

murder
Member
Tue May 16 14:32:57

"Worst case scenario is you get castrated and video of you getting burned alive is shared across the internet."

Sam can live the new American Dream ... going viral.

Well maybe not live it. But it may lead to more muslims getting killed, so it would be a hero's death.
kargen
Member
Tue May 16 16:17:54
Get good and stoned before you go so you are relaxed. Maybe take a little with you to top yourself off while there. You gotta avoid that stress.
Sam Adams
Member
Tue May 16 19:52:15
Id know about the trouble in advance, so the worst case scenario is id have to switch to a lufthansa or british shitbox with 2-2-2 or even 2-3-2 seating, which is almost as bad as a brutal death.
murder
Member
Tue May 16 20:55:54

Make sure to scrub your internet history, because if they find out the things you've said about Muhammad you're not making it out.

Come to think of it this whole trip is probably a trap set by Arab.

murder
Member
Tue May 16 20:58:30

I feel the need to point out that a trip to Istanbul is how they got Jamal Khashoggi.

Sam Adams
Member
Fri May 26 16:03:49
Lol british is starting their annual summer IT meltdown early I see.

Common turkey keep your shit together.
Forwyn
Member
Sat May 27 13:30:28
Reclaim Constantinople, tear down the minarets from the Hagia Sophia, and purge the Islamist Turks
Sam Adams
Member
Sun May 28 10:43:13
Erdogan will win convincingly.
Rugian
Member
Sun May 28 11:33:13
May 29, 1453

Never forget
Paramount
Member
Mon May 29 01:29:39
I hope Erdogan's victory means that Sweden will not be a member of America's Imperial Forces.
Rugian
Member
Mon May 29 07:49:00
Nope, you will still join NATO, only you will now be banned from insulting Muhammad or the Koran.

Best of both worlds really.
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