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superdude
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Sat Sep 30 16:07:53
A Dem congressman pulled a fire alarm to avoid a vote

McCarthy is scarifying his career for a 45 day continuing resolution.

Trump needs to hold these assholes to account.
murder
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:00:04

McCarthy has no career if lets some bottom-feeders lead him around by the nose. He finally dared them to replace him if they can.

obaminated
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:03:02
The dude who pulled the fire alarm is claiming he only pulled it because he thought it would open a door. I'm not sure anyone believes that. I'm not sure he cares. His Twitter is interesting.
obaminated
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:04:19
Anyways yeah, Mccarthy has had long enough to build a base. He sucks and can't bring the party together. He is better as a stooge, not someone leading the circus.
murder
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:05:11

The average IQ in Congress is ~ 90, so I believe it.

murder
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:07:00

Mind you, I'm sure the alarm is clearly labelled "Fire" ... but I still believe it.

murder
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:11:12

Personally I would have claimed that I'd done it to delay the vote just to avoid having to admit that I can't read "Fire".

obaminated
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:15:07
Or that you believe doors are opened by levers.
murder
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:18:34

Maybe he can dig up an urban dictionary definition for "Fire" that makes it make sense.

kargen
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:40:10
He has only had an office in the building for three years. How was he to know how to open a door?
obaminated
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:46:01
The plausible scenario is he allegedly came across a locked door and really wanted to get through that door to vote on something (he says he was hurrying to vote) so he was in a desperate mood and thought that by pulling a fire alarm all the doors in the building would automatically be unlocked and he would thereby get through this locked door and he would be able to vote.

That's it, don't question any of it any further.
obaminated
Member
Sat Sep 30 17:46:04
The plausible scenario is he allegedly came across a locked door and really wanted to get through that door to vote on something (he says he was hurrying to vote) so he was in a desperate mood and thought that by pulling a fire alarm all the doors in the building would automatically be unlocked and he would thereby get through this locked door and he would be able to vote.

That's it, don't question any of it any further.
Sam Adams
Member
Sat Sep 30 18:09:17
I mean he is black. Average iq 80... might not be able to read.

Hell its amazing how many white and asian delivery drivers, average iq 100, cant read an address.
habebe
Member
Sat Sep 30 20:21:48
"The average IQ in Congress is ~ 90, so I believe it. "

And Rand Paul drags it up quite a bit.

Coincidentally that's about the average age of US senator, Paul at 60 has young blood yet.
Dukhat
Member
Sat Sep 30 21:56:49
Putin gets what he wants. It’s amazing how carpetbombing social media has worked in shithole African countries and hillbilly white counties in the US.

All cuckservatives suddenly turned into chickenhawks russia lackeys.
Dukhat
Member
Sat Sep 30 22:08:02
Looks like white house will push for separate Ukraine aid bill which will probably pass which is good.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Sep 30 22:28:55
Dukhat blandly supporting Ukraine spending. Whoever's running that low-IQ alt account was getting a bit lazy with that take.
Dukhat
Member
Sat Sep 30 23:16:13
The irony of the number 1 social-media-addicted shit-poster on this account accusing other people of being stupid.
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