Utopia Talk / Politics / Mike Tyson kills man

Habebe Member	Thu Mar 28 21:50:41 This will make alot of money but the youtuber (who can fight) is planning onnfighting Mike Tyson. NGL, I want to watch. Tyson V Paul.
Sam Adams Member	Thu Mar 28 23:53:56 Last time i was part of huge party arrangements for a tyson fight and we got so much beer and liquor and rounds of food... sort of like a superbowl party. Haha what a waste. Tyson koed that clown in literally 40 seconds. Paul might actually die.
murder Member	Fri Mar 29 05:36:45 Tyson is an old man and was thoroughly cooked two decades ago when he last fought. He had no stamina then, I doubt that two decades has improved that. I assume the fight is a sham, but if it's not all Paul has to do is run away for a couple of rounds until Mike collapses from exhaustion.
TheChildren Member	Fri Mar 29 05:50:32 r u idiots as stupid as u sound. this is not a real fight. it is a exhibition fight where both sides have agreed 2 just mess round in da ring and MAKE it seem real, in reality, neither side will use powa or try 2 knock da other out, heck it even prohibits. and they both come out with tons of MONIEZ MONIEZ MONEIZ, u fuckin idiots. all paid 4 by losas like u. he cant knock out fake yout00b boxer coz he wuld forfeit any of his winnings if he decides 2 try. it is a frikkin exhibition match, as fake as wwe fake culture, fake everythign
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Mar 29 08:55:36 I suggest that TC do an exhibition match with Tyson. I will pay "tons of MONIEZ MONIEZ MONEIZ" for this.
TheChildren Member	Sat Mar 30 01:19:06 u know it is like sparrin in da ring with him. it will look tough, it will look real but in reality, he aint hurtin ya. he spars with his coach with his friendz, with his boxin gym, with random strangars all da time. do u know this only difference now is he gettin paid millionz 2 do it. so yea, faker than some bimbos plastic lips.
Habebe Member	Sat Mar 30 02:24:20 I 2nd cherubs notion and extend the offer to Murder.
TheChildren Member	Sat Mar 30 03:13:40 and just in case crazy mike wanna humiliate him, they had him sign in da contract that he would not hurt or ko fakeboxer...just in case. which of course mike signed. coz it all bout da moniez, not bout actual fight. and of course all u suckas still being sucked coz thats what u r...single digit iqs. in case u didnt know, this is what fakeyout00b boxer does. he made a career out of pretendin 2 be some elite boxer. he is a fakeyout00b nobody that shouldnt have a job if social media didnt exist. his entire career of fake celeb is one literally a snakeoils scammer. he scammed people left and right, livwed like a king in some socieal media mansion, while he was a nobody, banged a few sluts, and lived like a celeb. he wuld have literally be unemployed just 30 years ago. and despite being a fraud and a pyramid crypto scammer he still gets 2 live like a king, coz ur corrupt societies do not deal with celebs. see once u get da moniez, u can afford da high attorneys and lawyers plus da law simply wont touch u coz u celeb now, boy. a king. ur corrupt celeb worshippin fraudulent society and culture.
obaminated Member	Sat Mar 30 18:03:08 Jake is a lame prick who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth but he can box. Tyson can still move but he is what, 55?, age has a way of killing your athleticism. If Jake can survive past the first round his odds of winning improve dramatically. I really hope this isn't a sham fight where Tyson has agreed to either take a fall or otherwise not win. But with the Paul's you can't really trust them to have fair competitions. They buy their victories.
Habebe Member	Sun Mar 31 04:13:22 Obam, The interesting part of Tyson is he never is 100% comtrolled.
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 31 23:37:16 [Habebe]: "Obam, The interesting part of Tyson is he never is 100% comtrolled." That would for sure be the fun part of the Tyson vs. TheChildren fight. TC would walk into the fight thinking it's pure Kayfabe and that Tyson will just pull his punches, but the mechanism within Tyson that prevents him from just murdering someone for fun will just break, and suddenly we've all witnessed the unsurprising end of a legally sanctioned public duel. I mean, does anyone think Tyson planned to bite-off Holyfield's ear? It's instinctive drift. And Holyfield was 27 years ago. Tyson may not even be mentally capable of suppressing murder anymore. I'd bet his handlers have to feed him prisoners in orange jumpsuits just to give him an outlet, but what if TC accidentally wore orange or whatever Pavlovian conditioning color that tells Tyson, "Murder okay now"? That'd be it. Will watch on Pay-per-view or whatever.
Habebe Member	Mon Apr 01 02:08:28 Or you know, make fun of his pigeons and see how long that conditioning lasts. IIRC thats how won his first fight as a kid, some older kid killed his pigeon, the others started chanting "fight" and mikes words "I just started pulverzing him"
Habebe Member	Mon Apr 15 22:56:24 http://www...CBfPyBHPMUEhM/?mibextid=oFDknk More of Tyson NGAF what his handlers tell him. "Cause your a rat piece of shit" "Come on, were on live tv" "IDGAF, you rat piece of shit, fuck you"
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