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Utopia Talk / Politics / Biden saves son. Trump steals wife.
obaminated
Member
Sun Dec 08 10:27:33
http://www...?ico=article_preview_xp_mobile

Obviously a joke. But yeah. Trump grabbed her by the pussy and she smiled.
Paramount
Member
Sun Dec 08 10:43:17
First, his own party rejected him.

Then, the American people rejected him.

Now, his own wife is rejecting him.

You can clearly see in her eyes that she wants him.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 08 11:17:55
Trump's wife nowhere to be found (as usual)

but new wife Elon was there
Rugian
Member
Sun Dec 08 12:32:37
Normally Jill would be considered way too fugly to warrant a fuck by the Donald.

But the opportunity to cuck Joe Biden? 110% Trump tapped that and enjoyed every fucking second of it.
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sun Dec 08 12:59:32
The guy raw dogged a porn star and hung our with Epstein women can resist his charm.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Dec 08 21:41:29
you incredibly low standards people will love this post by the insanely immature unfit fuckhead:

"
Here are my new Trump Perfumes & Colognes! I call them Fight, Fight, Fight, because they represent us WINNING. Great Christmas gifts for the family. Go to gettrumpfragrances.com/. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!
"
accompanied by this photo:
http://sta...221/small/819c98a01ce4293d.jpg
^ suggesting Jill had the hots for him

(the $400 cologne now just $300, what a bargain!)
murder
Member
Mon Dec 09 12:26:52

Hopefully she sues him.

obaminated
Member
Mon Dec 09 12:50:58
Of all the porn stars to pay for money he picked the roughest looking one.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 09 15:38:33
the post has actually been taken down

maybe a lawsuit was possible as can't imagine anything would ever be taken for being too childish/stupid/grifterish
kargen
Member
Mon Dec 09 16:03:36
A model release is required when an image is used for product advertising or other types of financial gain. If the post had remained up Jill and anybody else in the photo could potentially sue for all profits plus damages.
Rugian
Member
Mon Dec 09 16:26:56
Tumbleweed

Oh come on. We were able to find amusement back when it was Trudeau and Melania making the googly eyes, you can't do the same with this?

Picture this tumbleweed. Somewhere in the basement of Notre Dame, Jill Biden is bent over, her back arched, her hands firmly planted against the wall. Her skirt is hiked up and her panties are pushed to the side. One of her shoes is missing and her blouse is disheveled. She is panting and sweating in pure unbridled ecstasy, grunting as her body is visibly rocked again and again. Behind her is the shadow of a man, pants down, fucking her vigorously from behind. His features are indistinguishable save for a head of luscious blonde hair. As the animalistic thrusting continues, a moan escapes Jill's lips and her eyes roll into the back of her head. She begins to experience a sensation she has never felt in 47 years of marriage...

...upstairs, Emmanuel Macron is listening to the choir when he hears a strange voice...for a split second, he thinks a woman is screaming "fuck me Donald, fuck me like you fucked my husband." He quickly dismisses the thought as a fantasy of his imagination and turns his attention back to the performance.

Think about that tumbleweed.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 09 18:13:24
Barron railing Melania is magnitudes more likely... probably >50% chance really

couldn't help but read "fuck me like you fucked my husband" in 'Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)' voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs
obaminated
Member
Mon Dec 09 21:44:47
Yeah tw, it's more likely barron and Melania are in an incestuous relationship than it's likely Jill would step out on her senile pants shitting husband with the incoming president who is a political force not seen in decades.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 09 21:59:21
yes... very much so

http://med...dALxwwZoD2Aro8dlfzhR0kTdBn0As=

& Melania's excuse for not being w/ her husband is 'i'm raising my son' ('s penis?)


the Trump & Jill thing is a joke... (although i'm sure there are cultist morons who think it's plausible)

i wonder if Obama or Macron played up the Melania/Macron thing if R's/Faux would not have had a problem w/ it? (plus the craziness of all the products he's hawking that he has nothing to do with beyond selling his name)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Dec 09 22:02:34
or Trudeau not Macron... whomever it was :p (i don't recall even being one who played it up)
obaminated
Member
Mon Dec 09 22:59:32
Lay off the porn tw, it's fucking with your understanding of human nature.
murder
Member
Tue Dec 10 08:37:24

"who is a political force not seen in decades."

You can't be serious.

obaminated
Member
Tue Dec 10 09:20:53
You don't think trump changed the political landscape with his win? Lol.
murder
Member
Tue Dec 10 14:25:33

I think Trump never cracked 50%.

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