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patom
Member | Sun Dec 22 03:48:12 other holidays you all celebrate. |
murder
Member | Sun Dec 22 16:16:37 Merry Christmas! :o) |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sun Dec 22 16:17:51 we aren't allowed to say that yet |
Paramount
Member | Mon Dec 23 02:09:10 I thought you were banned from saying Merry Christmas in the USA? Don’t you have to say Merry Holidays, so that everyone feels included? |
patom
Member | Mon Dec 23 04:25:14 Paramount, yep, I just had the Merry Police at my door. I bribed them with a piece of chocolate peanut butter cake and told them I was eternally sorry. Tidings of joy just because :) |
murder
Member | Mon Dec 23 05:05:07 Festive Yule! :o) |
murder
Member | Mon Dec 23 05:08:23 Happy Festivus! And have I got a list of grievances. :o) - |
Average Ameriacn
Member | Tue Dec 24 09:40:34 Merry Christmas and a MAGA new year! |
Rugian
Member | Tue Dec 24 09:45:44 Who's the first person here who's going to make it into December 25? Asgard? Merry Christmas Asgard :) |
jergul
large member | Tue Dec 24 10:35:10 It is now time. Merry xmas Patom and the best wishes to the rest of you poor kittenless souls! |
Paramount
Member | Wed Dec 25 02:29:12 I don’t think Asgard celebrates Christmas. |
Paramount
Member | Wed Dec 25 02:34:11 Happy Capitalism Day. I hope you have bought all the things that your family wants and that you have spent all your moneys and have to live in debt in January, like a true capitalist believer. |
Average Ameriacn
Member | Wed Dec 25 03:56:09 So Paranount is not only a foreigner but also a communist. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Dec 25 05:47:01 Blessings on this Christ Mass! ❤️️ Take it easy today. :) |
patom
Member | Wed Dec 25 09:19:36 jergul, we have a cat. If I knew how I would post a pic of him enjoying his Christmas gift. |
patom
Member | Wed Dec 25 11:23:09 For those of you who are curious as to why the Angel sits on top of the Christmas Tree. It seems that many centuries ago there was trouble at the North Pole. Santa's elves were demanding higher wages and better benefits (first Union in history). The reindeer were suffering from hoof and antler disease. Production was way behind, Mrs. Claus was again nagging Santa about him spending too much time in young ladies homes. The pressures of being Santa were really getting to him. Amongst al this chaos came the little angel, dragging a Christmas tree. She had to struggle to get close to him because she was, after all, the littlest angel. Finally she got close enough to start tugging on his house coat and being small but persistent she kept yelling (surprisingly loud for such a tiny angel) "SANTA SANTA SANT SANTA!!!" Santa looked down in exasperation and said "What?" She looked at him and asked "where would you like me to stick this Christmas Tree?" That's how the Angle became mounted on the Christmas tree. My annual Christmas duties are now done and I'll finish my coffee |
murder
Member | Thu Dec 26 00:28:17 "I don’t think Asgard celebrates Christmas." He gets 8 crazy nights. Happy Hanukkah! :o) Unless you spell it Chanukah, in which case I don't know you. |
murder
Member | Thu Dec 26 00:31:49 Also, Happy Kwanzaa! I am kidding. No one celebrates Kwanzaa. - |
Nimatzo
iChihuaha | Thu Dec 26 05:05:11 Merry Christmas to you all. May Jesus have mercy on those that deserve it and may he PUNISH those among you spreading corruption on earth and degeneracy among his people. |
murder
Member | Thu Dec 26 08:54:19 Does that sound anything like Jesus? |
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