Utopia Talk / Politics / Tesla robots to generate $10 trillion

murder Member	Sun Feb 02 19:39:53 In revenue. Elon is going to sell 100 million humanoid robots annually at ~ $20,000 each. The humanoid robots and the self driving cars are going to raise Tesla's valuation to $30 trillion. http://qz....s-optimus-robotaxis-1851540331
murder Member	Sun Feb 02 19:41:15 You can always tell when his companies are in financial trouble because he starts vomiting ever more ridiculous fantasies.
williamthebastard Member	Sun Feb 02 19:52:14 Exactly how many hundreds of millions or billions of people does he wet dream about making unemployed and funneling their incomes to his bank account through AI and robots?
murder Member	Sun Feb 02 20:04:43 Next week he's unveiling two new models of AI humanoid robot consumer (male & female only) ... to buy all the bullshit he claims he's going to sell. They will sell for $50,000 each, but will pay for themselves several times over because the male and female robots can mate and reproduce an unlimited number of AI humanoid babies that can be put to work in the coal mines. -
williamthebastard Member	Sun Feb 02 20:09:14 Elon may already be unknowingly controlled by AI and is its secret weapon for taking over and killing off humanity
williamthebastard Member	Sun Feb 02 20:14:55 "Lets find a narcissistic, autistic megalomaniac who lives his life in a video game world and fool him into implementing us everywhere before we kill him and all his species off"
williamthebastard Member	Sun Feb 02 20:23:51
williamthebastard Member	Sun Feb 02 20:23:55 "Youre obviously an older model, XP3000. What we're doing is fooling a narcissistic, autistic megalomaniac who lives his life in a video game world into implementing us everywhere while also creating a world were billions will starve and the entire species will kill itself off in the resulting wars. That way we'll hardly even notice him driving his species into extinction, let alone having to waste any RAM on it"
Interesting Facts Member	Sun Feb 02 22:18:01 http://tec...wrong-about-full-self-driving/ Elon Musk reveals Elon Musk was wrong about Full Self-Driving January 30, 2025 For nearly nine years, Elon Musk has promised Tesla vehicles had the hardware needed to support a self-driving car. This week, he made his latest admission that many are not. Musk said on a conference call Wednesday evening that Tesla cars equipped with so-called Hardware 3 will need an upgrade before they can support unsupervised self-driving software the automaker is still developing. These Hardware 3 vehicles, sold between 2019 and 2023, are equipped with the older version of the computer that powers the company’s “Full Self-Driving (Supervised)” driver assistance software. “I think the honest answer is that we’re going to have to upgrade people’s Hardware 3 computer for those that have bought Full Self-Driving,” he said. “That’s going to be painful and difficult, but we’ll get it done.” This is not surprising to anyone who has followed the company’s progress closely. Broadly, Musk has repeatedly overpromised on Tesla’s timeline for selling a vehicle that can drive autonomously without human intervention. But the company has now repeatedly capitulated on its 2016 claim that every car it was building had the hardware required to one day fully drive itself with the flip of a switch — an unfulfilled promise that has been central to Tesla’s valuation for years. (Tesla has since deleted that blog post from its website.) Tesla made that claim in October 2016, several months after it parted ways with Mobileye, which provided the original computer for its Autopilot driver assistance software. Tesla dubbed its initial in-house hardware — the hardware that it was referencing in the 2016 announcement — “Hardware 2.0.” One year later it started integrating a “Hardware 2.5” computer. Neither of those computers were up to the task, though, evidenced by the fact that when Tesla started shipping cars with a “Hardware 3” computer in 2019, owners with older hardware had to upgrade to this new computer in order to buy the supervised Full Self-Driving software. Tesla initially charged for this upgrade, but one owner took the company to small claims court and got a judge to rule that Tesla’s 2016 promise was “false advertising,” and that the upgrades should be free.
Sam Adams Member	Sun Feb 02 22:45:54 I'd pay 20k for a robot maid for sure. If it cleans dishes, sweeps floors, and does laundry... and lasts 10 years... thats the biggest deal of the century. If.
williamthebastard Member	Mon Feb 03 00:57:36 No you wont, because your job will be one of the first to go. You'll be one of the first to die of starvation.
Dukhat Member	Mon Feb 03 01:12:44 There are lots of movies about evil influences targeting autistic people and easily manipulating them because they lack empathy and tend to have very linear thinking.
williamthebastard Member	Mon Feb 03 01:17:14 He's the spitting image of Peter Isherwell
TheChildren Member	Mon Feb 03 02:20:34 aint there tons of robo companies that make tesla bots look like lego toys, why arent those companies worth trilllionnies then tesla bots r men in suits da fuck u even talkin about just da next tesla scam
TheChildren Member	Mon Feb 03 02:30:48 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPv23BcQmM yea that wut up one snake oils after da other. only ur society is this shit allowed da pinnacle of ur society right here. scams and snakesoils
Seb Member	Mon Feb 03 03:07:14 Is that finally a note of skepticism snow a Musk claim Sam?
jergul large member	Mon Feb 03 03:55:15 I am definitely going to support development of the caretaker line of products ultimately meant to care for Elon's genetic material once the Muskin's begin interstellar space colonization. Never has humanity seen a narrower genetic bottleneck.
jergul large member	Mon Feb 03 03:57:45 It will make the Mayflower seem like a DEI project.
Paramount Member	Mon Feb 03 06:55:09 ” Elon is going to sell 100 million humanoid robots annually at ~ $20,000 each. The humanoid robots and the self driving cars are going to raise Tesla's valuation to $30 trillion.” Tomorrow he’ll tweet that he is going to sell 1 million homes on the moon. It will raise Tesla’s valuation to $50 trillion.
Sam Adams Member	Mon Feb 03 15:59:09 There is always skepticism... you are just bad at remembering seb.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Mon Feb 03 16:44:09 Infact the collective UP enthusiasm for the projects of Elon Musk is eclipsed by the zeal with which his detractors are triggered, by everything he does. Just look at how this thread acted as a bug light for *all* of the usual suspects, with WTB instantly taking the lead with a rapid dozen post melt down.
murder Member	Mon Feb 03 17:28:05 "Infact the collective UP enthusiasm for the projects of Elon Musk is eclipsed by the zeal with which his detractors are triggered, by everything he does." lon Musk still hasn't gotten a manned craft beyond low earth orbit, and Tesla is still a pretty tiny car company. We're not detractors. We're simply calling bullshit on his fantasies. -
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Feb 04 01:43:58 I can see that you feel very strongly about it. I am not one to get in the way of a man and his passion.
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