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Paramount
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Sun Mar 08 00:09:34
BREAKING: Fox News is now trying to pretend we defeated Iran and have won the war, so that we can stop fighting.

They are literally trying to list all the ways we won, including “outing fake allies like Spain and England.”

“To me, this already looks like victory. So I say, let’s declare victory very quickly.”

https://x.com/edkrassen/status/2030285796050133137


My god.
tumbleweed
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Sun Mar 08 00:29:08
so they're worried fuckhead is going to ruin shit & trying to influence him to end it

everyone knows he watches tons of TV & decides actions by what he sees on the TV & social media (rather than any intel or experts in the gov't)
TheChildren
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Sun Mar 08 00:32:41
step 1: 5d chess

...

step 3: 8d chess now!

step 3.5: do nottin

step 2: day 10 WIN!

is called math ya dumb fucks. so simple
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