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obaminated
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Wed Mar 11 04:15:07
Jergul thinks our attack on iran was a sneak attack, akin to pearl harbor. This dipshit has been white knighting Russia who, without warning, invaded Ukraine. Meanwhile Trump said many many many times that we would go to war if iran killed protesters and we spent a month sending our navy to the gulf all while telling iran to negotiate.

You are fucking stupid. I suspect Russian and Iranian generals are as dumb as you.
murder
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Wed Mar 11 04:52:02

US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now

The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since ​the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now, according to sources familiar with the matter.

Read it here: https://ww...s-not-possible-now-2026-03-10/
Sam Adams
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Wed Mar 11 06:05:57
Well ya you don't clear a coastline of anti ship missiles in a week.
jergul
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Wed Mar 11 07:49:23
Obam
I have been clear on Ukraine being far worse than anything the US has done since Vietnam and I catagorically oppose Russia's illegal invasion, occupation and annexation.

Pear Harbour? It is far worse than Pearl Harbour. Japan at least tried to time it with a declaration of war and it did not start with the the murder of civic leadership.

It was such a bitch move.

Sammy
Why would the launchers be on the coastline? Seems silly. They can use substantial depth and still be effective. You have to clear far more than the coastline in other words. This is not the Napoleonic wars.
TheChildren
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Wed Mar 11 09:45:33
anotha day, wuts cookin so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVEdOk7dyL4

hello dakness ur ol friend part 118

Average Ameriacn
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Wed Mar 11 09:56:02
President Trump saved us all!!!

He has now announced that Iran would have attacked us within 7 days, no, even within 3 days, if we hadn't beaten them to it.
So in fact, we are only DEFENDING ourselves!

https://ww...ian-attack-led-launch-strikes/

Leavitt asked Trump's why he decided to strike Iran
President Trump has said one of the reasons he went to war with Iran was because the regime was about to strike the U.S. On Monday, he said Iran would have struck in seven days without intervention, and in an interview later that same day, he changed the window (beacuse of very new information!!) to three days. CBS News chief White House correspondent Nancy Cordes asked press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Tuesday.
11h ago
Paramount
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Wed Mar 11 10:12:05
”The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts”



What is the point of having a navy or a defence forces if you are not willing to use it to defend your assets with during war. The USians are such pussies. The most dishonorable cowards in the world.
Cherub Cow
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Wed Mar 11 10:19:38
Attacking a country because you're paranoid about them attacking you is very jewish-coded.
Average Ameriacn
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Wed Mar 11 10:21:25
First we must use our military to destroy the mine boats, that's waht we're doing RIGHT NOW.

Then we have to search and destroy more launhcers.

Once that is completed we can babysit AMERICAN tankers.

Oh, so all these tankers aren't flying the US flag, but the flag of some third-world country to save some money? Then let them be protected by those shitholes!!!!!
TheChildren
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Wed Mar 11 10:23:14
"4 minutes ago

Iranian media(via Tasnim News Agency):

"Wave 37, Iran's deadliest operation since the beginning of the war

▪️ Type of operation: Drone - missile
▪️ Duration: 3 hours
▪️ Most frequently launched missile type: Ultra-heavy "Khorramshahr" missiles

▪️ Targets: Haula satellite communication center south of Tel Aviv for the second time, military centers in Be'er Ya'qub, West Quds, and Haifa, along with extensive US targets in Erbil and the Fifth Naval Base"

https://ww...20-times-harder#comment-stream

____________

>> daaayuuummm
does this mean 3 hours of non stop attackin or dats how long it took 2 get there?

o.O
TheChildren
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Wed Mar 11 10:29:02
mass evac

https://t.me/CyberspecNews/101786#

they is abandonin ship

Seb
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Wed Mar 11 10:32:37
Interesting story today regarding Trump admins assumption that Iran would react the same way as previous attacks on nuclear program (restrained) as to assassinating their leaders.

Clearly the US leadership is not far removed from NaMBLA Adams and others on this board in intellectual capacity.
ConcernedJew
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Wed Mar 11 10:54:45
TheChildren, why is your "mass evac" video from 2025? Why do you get fooled every day?

https://www.tiktok.com/@jenny69357/video/7515595063657909560
Cherub Cow
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Wed Mar 11 12:29:41
[sebnonce]: "not far removed from NaMBLA[-seb] and others on this board in intellectual capacity."

Weird self report, sebnonce. No one is tricked when leftists who support LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA pretend to object to LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA activities. The Right overwhelmingly wants to disenfranchise nonces such as yourself and put all of the LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA degens in Arkham, and you would have to know this, so you're just hoping that the Right will only jail various Right-wing people who are on Epstein's jewish LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA lists while ignoring all of the LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA-supporters on the left.

It's not going to work like that. If Trump continues with the jewish behavior, then when the Right takes power it will not just stop with the moderates and traitors on the Right who failed to address the jewish Question. The entire slave revolt of the subverted left will be rightly declared enemies of the West. So LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA supporters such as yourself might want to either stop supporting LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA or stop pretending like you care about any possible LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA supporters on the Right. At least choose to be consistent rather than another double-dealing jew.
Pillz
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Wed Mar 11 13:00:36
Its wild you think the american right is anti jewish.
ConcernedJew
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Wed Mar 11 13:25:10
Video to be spread around by Paramount/TheChildren
https://x.com/P_Kallioniemi/status/2031628059883848130
Paramount
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Wed Mar 11 13:44:47
Well, that video is obviously fake.

By the way, it also an old video. Why do you post an old video? It was posted at 8:07. It is 13:25 now.
Cherub Cow
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Wed Mar 11 14:31:25
[Pillz]: "Its wild you think the american right is anti jewish."

If that was to me, then I'm further understanding your thinking errors on this topic. But to clarify: Christian Zionists / dispensationalists are not Right-wing. Joel Berry, Huckabee, and Ted Cruz are not Right-wing. I often put "right" in scare quotes when talking about them for that very reason. If you think that Right-wing came from the French Revolution, then you probably don't know what the words mean.
Paramount
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Wed Mar 11 14:52:00
Look at how beautiful this is.

https://x.com/lran_prees/status/2031565546144100731
Paramount
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Wed Mar 11 15:25:02
I have already had multiple orgasms the past days, but I think I can do it one more time today. This is very beautiful, and I love that scream.

https://x.com/lran_prees/status/2031459425160929553
Asgard
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Wed Mar 11 15:33:17
The american right is 100% anti jewish
Especially figures like Qatar Qatarlson and Candace Hitlerowens
Habebe
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Wed Mar 11 15:44:33
Can we all agree, it's isually a sign your on the wrong side when Lindsey graham agrees.

He "coached Bibi to persuade Trump"- that sounds like treason.

I think Im tired of winning now...
Cherub Cow
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Wed Mar 11 16:02:17
[assfag]: "Qatar Qatarlson"

Rofl. I was definitely lol'ing at that poor Hasbara op that was trying to blame-shift to Qatar XD
It was way too easy to track the node that was pushing it the most. I even listed them in the first jQ thread: it was all the most low-IQ and ineffective Zio-cucks and jews, with many of the non-jews even getting free trips to "Israel" to show how bought they all were. They all tell the same lies and use the same transparently pathetic talking points (e.g., "[muh woke right/Reich]", "[muh anti-mooism]", "[me mum died in duh holly"], "[me mum was a bar of soap]"). Their hypocrisy is consistently revealed when they fail to apply any of their established principles to jews, and that's made them all lolcows.

Only Fox News boomerfags are buying the "Qatar" nonsense, and the day of the pillow is coming. It's not Qatari bankers funding LGBTQ2S+NAMBLA movies in jewish Hollywood or getting Trump to cuck to "Israel". Trump didn't marry his children to Qatari insiders. We don't have hundreds of pictures of Western politicians kissing a Roman wall in Qatar. It's not the Qatar-stein files. We're not invading Iran to help Qatar build Greater Qatar or the Third Qatar Whorehouse. XD


[Paramount]: "Look at how beautiful this is."

It's like unudduh show-a! D:
Asgard
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Wed Mar 11 17:26:14
So on the one hand Israel is mooching money from the US and can’t survir without American money
On the other israel sends money to the US to control key figures

So which is it?
Paramount
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Wed Mar 11 18:58:17
They do both.
TheChildren
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Wed Mar 11 18:58:40
"nottin left 2 hit"

https://ww...t-ever-spr-dump#comment-stream

das right, 5d chess has ovawhelmed them. pure winnin!

all ur bases r now belong 2 them, set them back 500 years back 2 da medieval times, is u not entatained now

all ur ships will be essorted by big bad military ships! SOO BAD, PURE POWA!!!

WINNIN MILLION TIMES
TheChildren
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Wed Mar 11 19:06:47
https://ww...t-ever-spr-dump#comment-stream

sounds like mass evac comin soon,

is time 2 abandon ship, da ship is sinkin, da intaceptors runnin low, da radars burnt 2 a crisp,
da munitons r depleted

Cherub Cow
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Wed Mar 11 22:26:26
[Assfag]: "So on the one hand Israel is mooching money from the US and can’t survir without American money
On the other israel sends money to the US to control key figures [/] So which is it?
[Paramount]: "They do both."

Exactly, Paramount.
Notice that assfag is such a subversive and natural liar that his argument relies on people not knowing what racketeering is. Assfag is just pretending not to understand this obvious jew strategy because he's gaslighting like a jew. Meanwhile, if we have a thread on *Italian* mobsters stealing money and buying off police and politicians with that stolen money, then somehow everyone understands how a mob can make money without creating anything.

They've been doing this for thousands of years. They steal wealth and use a portion of the wealth to bribe people into letting them continue to steal wealth. This was their initial purpose under William the Conqueror via the Domesday Book. They were brought in to conduct usury and fleece the population, and this was accepted by leadership so long as leadership got a cut. When the jews got uppity, their assets would be seized. In more serious cases, they'd be expelled (we're approaching the expulsion stage). They'd seemlessly move between usury schemes and prostitution and blackmail schemes.

Nothing has changed in their nature. The jewish Larry Fink is doing the same thing with ESG, which steals Western wealth and redirects it to jewish slave revolts in morality. The jewish Epstein was fulfilling Mossad's blackmail schemes, getting compromised politicians for cheap. AIPAC draws wealth from the West, uses it to pay kikeslave politicans, those kikeslaves pass spending bills for "Israel", "Israel" then sends a cut of that spending back to AIPAC and pockets the rest. When jews infiltrate and destroy towns they do the same. They form a voting bloc to get on councils, use their council power to send all of that town's revenue to jews, and use a portion of the stolen revenue to bribe and control the remaining opposition. Italian mafia stories are largely just stories of the jew, with the ethnicity changed so that people could see how fucked up they are without the thought-terminating cliché of "[muh antisemitism]".

And again the proof of this is simple. If a law were passed that jews could not draw taxes or wealth from any other ethnicities or nations, they would lose their shit. There would be no war with Iran in that case. They are the world's biggest welfare fraudsters. Somalians, Indians, and the Sudanese wish they could be that retarded.
jergul
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Wed Mar 11 23:15:51
Well, Iran has sent out 9 tankers with oil since the war started or slightly more than it averaged before the war (7-8 in same time period). The oil must flow. (Source: CNN)
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 00:07:16
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2031852446583255283?s=20

Boom. Beautiful fire.
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 00:27:58
So the straight is open now? The US Navy can sail with impunity? Rofl. What a bunch of losers.
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 00:29:18
"no, not yet. We like hanging out in the Indian Ocean. But look - biggly explosion. We are winning so hard" Rofl.
tumbleweed
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Thu Mar 12 01:19:27
"
Q: Are you encouraging oil company CEOs to use the Strait of Hormuz?

TRUMP: Yeah, I think they should. I think they should. Look, we took out just about all of their mine ships in one night. We're up to boat number 60...

Q: Are there any mines in the Strait of Hormuz?

TRUMP: We don't think so.
"
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgsdeynvmo25

and they can take him at his word... just like when he said 'we think it was Iran' who hit the school...


(literally on the tv as typing 'we are getting some more new details on the tankers on fire in the [TRUMP] Persian Gulf')
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 02:09:28
No jergul we don't yet have safe passage through the straits. It's day 10.

Have you taken kiev yet?

Lmfao.
obaminated
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Thu Mar 12 03:56:59
Yeah, jergul is making the mistake of prematurely celebrating... the us is not Russia, we are too committed now, iran isn't Ukraine, the middle east a month ago won't exist next month.

TheChildren
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Thu Mar 12 08:25:18
https://ww..._been_targeted_in_territorial/

The king and his men stole the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will, we'll roam
Yo-ho, all together
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die

thieeeves and beggaaas neeevaaaa shalllll weeeee dieeeeesss

Bro u really thought u could waltz in and steal all da oil like Venezuela HUUUABBBUUHHAHAAA

TheChildren
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Thu Mar 12 08:32:06
like it automatically becomes urs by just waltzin in and claimin it...

i now lay claims 2 all these lands and da watas and da mountains and houses, hence forth all of dis and unda da ground and in da skies and da spaces...

all r belong 2 us

...

BUHHHAAHAHAAA
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 09:26:02
Sammy
I beat the Russians back from Kiev in 2022. Try to keep up.

Obam
Tell us how you used your vast predicative powers to earn your tag. Rofl.
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 09:27:14
I am only listening to Trump. Iran has virtually unconditionally surrendered. Trump will call it soon. Tremendous victory. Rofl.
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 13:30:09
A serious question to both of you.

Do you think attacking Iran was a mistake given what we all know now?
Average Ameriacn
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Thu Mar 12 14:40:37
No it was not.
We killed most of their leaders, but Trump and Hegseth are still alive!
We sunk all their navy, while we lost almost nothing!
We bomb Iran 1000 each day, while not a single bomb has been thrown on the U*S*A!

And here we go for the next phase:
https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2031843002834976769
"US Air Force B-1B Lancer bombers at RAF Fairford had rotary cruise missile launchers removed and replaced with 2,000-lb GBU-31 JDAM bombs this afternoon"
Do you understand what that means?
TOTAL OBLITERATION!
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 15:17:50
”you think attacking Iran was a mistake given what we all know now?"

Lol wut? What we know now? What soviet stooges account are you listening too where you think anything has changed?

The war is going exactly as expected except for the Iranians retardedly attacking every nearby civilian target in a dozen countries, and pissing everyone off.
murder
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Thu Mar 12 15:19:27

"Do you understand what that means?"

It means they will be dropping bombs instead of cruise missiles. It means that they feel it's safe enough to get closer to the target and therefore don't have to hit every target with a million dollar weapon. JDAMs are much much cheaper.

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murder
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Thu Mar 12 15:21:54

"The war is going exactly as expected except for the Iranians retardedly attacking every nearby civilian target in a dozen countries, and pissing everyone off."

The regime is still in place. There is no mass revolt. At best they have set Iran back a few months.

I guess you had low expectations for the outcome, but Trump did not. At least if you believe a word he says.

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williamthebastard
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Thu Mar 12 15:34:49
Really, the only thing that csam prefers more than raped children on X is dead children on X. Because raped and killed children == freadum

murder
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Thu Mar 12 15:39:38

Iran may be pissing off all its neighbors, but they've all pissed off Iran by basing US forces and conspiring with the US and Israelis to attack Iran.

If they don't want to be attacked, then they may want to consider not doing those things anymore.

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murder
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Thu Mar 12 15:43:02

A win for the US would be for Iran to essentially surrender and agree to be the US's and Israel's bitch.

A win for Iran would be for it's neighbors to close down all US bases in the region and stop siding with the Israelis.

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Allahuakbar
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Thu Mar 12 16:46:04
Even the infidel media can no longer deny!

https://ww...us-service-member-more-severe/

Dozens of U.S. service members in Kuwait suffered serious injuries, including burns, brain trauma and shrapnel wounds, sources say


Updated on: March 11, 2026

An Iranian drone attack in Kuwait that killed six U.S. service members in the early hours of the war with Iran was more severe than has previously been revealed, with dozens suffering injuries including brain trauma, shrapnel wounds and burns, multiple sources told CBS News. At least one may require the amputation of a limb.

Sources described a grim and chaotic scene in the aftermath of the strike on a tactical operations center at the Shuaiba port outside Kuwait City on March 1. Smoke quickly filled the building, making it difficult to rescue those inside.

More than 30 military members remained in hospitals Tuesday night with battle injuries from the Kuwait attack — one at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, 12 at Walter Reed Medical Center in suburban Washington, D.C., and about 25 at Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany, sources said.

Of those, about 20 arrived on a C-17 military transport aircraft at Landstuhl on Tuesday with injuries the military designated as "urgent" and requiring evacuation, including traumatic brain injuries, memory loss and concussions, three of the sources said.

More than 100 medical personnel were sent to Landstuhl to assist, one of the sources said.
Allahuakbar
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Thu Mar 12 16:55:50
Hmmmm wave 41 and wave 42 will be even heavier and more formidable!!!

https://ww.../765295/True-Promise-4-41-wave

The Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps has announced the launch of the 41st wave of Operation True Promise 4 against targets in Israeli-occupied territories in response to the ongoing US-Israeli aggression on Iran.

In a Thursday statement, the IRGC announced that this wave of the operation was launched under the codename of "to the Holy al-Quds", as it comes on the eve of International Quds Day.

The salvo targeted American-Zionist targets in Tel Aviv and occupied al-Quds, as well as the bases of American terrorist soldiers in the region, added the statement.

"The operation was executed by firing more than 10 heavy and formidable Khorramshahr missiles with multiple-warhead capabilities, Qadr missiles with multiple-warhead capabilities, Kheybar Shekan missiles with one-ton warheads, Hypersonic Fattah missiles with one-ton warheads, and loitering drones," it added.
TheChildren
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Thu Mar 12 17:01:35
u alrdy lost and yall dunt kno it.

keep tripllin down

aint gonna work, is alrdy OVAR



Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 17:09:07
"There is no mass revolt."

Not yet. First you kill the ayatolla. Then you spank what's left of their pitiful soviet air defense. This is basically done.

Then you blast the missile launchers and drone harems. And start hitting the anti ship emplacements near the narrower parts of the strait. Then you start degrading the secret police types. THEN you might get a revolt.
TheChildren
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Thu Mar 12 17:22:42
is u not get da memo?

da war is alrdy OVA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3cNS4lyJ60

u is winnin... in losin hard hahaha
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 17:30:30
This costs 3 billion dollars a day sammy. Mostly in slow to replace military hardware. That is like 8 dollars out of your pocket each and every day. Except of course it will be covered by more federal debt, not tax increases.
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 17:45:57
Lol even your exaggerated numbers are small. 8 dollars per day? That's half a drink at a nice restaurant. Or a dram of nice scotch at home.

I'll drink (a little) to the dead ayatolla and the future freedom of the Iranian people.
williamthebastard
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Thu Mar 12 17:49:56
or a bottle of wine when csam wants to impress a girl
Average Ameriacn
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Thu Mar 12 17:50:02
I thought Norwegians were rich? But he thinks $8 is a lot of money? He must be a poor, poor boy!

Some weekends I shoot more than $200 worth of ammunition at the shooting range—that's the American way!
williamthebastard
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Thu Mar 12 17:50:40
oh, 8 dollars? I mean two bottles of csams $4 wine he was bragging about
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 18:00:23
Norwegians are not rich. They are happily mediocre, with a very good median salary. It's a good place to be poor/lazy/ok/middle class. if you are skilled in something that pays obviously a larger/more free economy would be a better fit.
williamthebastard
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Thu Mar 12 18:03:55
csam likes to pretend to be rich. Like his soul mate Trump, there is nothing more to life than keeping up appearances, trying to impress on everyone you meet that you are rich and powerful. If they raised his taxes $8 dollars a day, he'd be climbing up on a school roof with a rifle right about now
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 18:07:36
^tried to brag about his 60k per year job as a translator lmao
TheChildren
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Thu Mar 12 19:20:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFQNJKqxdL8

rofl was there any doubt 2 begin with

we is all know...u is empire of lies

they lie bout everythin, nobody trusts them anyway, not even ur own peoples
jergul
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Thu Mar 12 21:06:49
We are not rich...yet. Government surpluses invested abroad in the oil fund have tanked the Norwegian kr. A small currency cannot support the outflows without tanking it (selling kroner to buy dollars). But wait and see what will happen when the flows reverse direction. Interest rates will be forced down to near zero as the Norwegian kroner appreciates dramatically by the same logic (liquidating investments abroad to fund government spending).

Federal US debt is already North of 33 trillion. Data for 4th quarter to be released on the 19th.

You think you are rich because the goverment is massively borrowing instead of making you pay apprpriate taxes. You will end up paying it anyway in one way or another.
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 21:24:04
We are rich because the computer/internet on which you are reading this right now is 94% ours.
Sam Adams
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Thu Mar 12 22:32:36
Iranian freedom fighters have been texting the IDF/CIA the locations of the ayatollas secret/religious police checkpoints. And we have started blowing them up.
Allahuakbar
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Thu Mar 12 22:55:26
All your hightech will be gone!

https://ww...an_threatens_us_tech_companies

Iran has reportedly designated Amazon, Google, IBM, Microsoft, Nvidia, Oracle, and Palantir facilities as legitimate targets of retaliatory strikes, according to an Al Jazeera report citing Iran’s state-affiliated Tasnim news agency.

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has pinpointed 29 locations in Bahrain, Israel, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates that house offices, datacenters, and research facilities that Iran has set its sights on destroying, according to Tasnim’s Telegram channel.

This comes a week after Iran said it deliberately targeted three AWS datacenters in the region.

The list was presented under the title “Iran’s New Targets.” It included five Amazon facilities, five Microsoft, six IBM, three Palantir, four Google, three Nvidia, and three Oracle buildings.


The targets, described as the “enemy’s technology infrastructure,” were presented in three slides on Telegram and included the name of the vendor, the nature of the facility, the location, as well as a brief description of their work.

“As the regional conflict expands into infrastructure warfare, Iran’s legitimate targets are gradually expanding,” the Tasnim post stated.

Sam Adams
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Fri Mar 13 00:08:43
Two tankers collided while refueling, one went down. RIP.

So far we have lost 4 aircraft to accidents, 0 to enemy fire.

Your air defense sure is cooking jergul.
Sam Adams
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Fri Mar 13 00:12:23
The second aircraft may have been... Something other than a tanker. while any aircraft has the mass to trash a tanker and live, a heavy considerably more likely to do so.
Pillz
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Fri Mar 13 00:35:46
How many have your allies shot down again?
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