Utopia Talk / Politics / Greenland

Seb rank	Thu Mar 19 18:18:21 Remember when you guys laughed when I said Europe was actively preparing to fight and kill Americans if they invaded Greenland? Leaking into public domain now. https://bs...bsky.social/post/3mhfsau25uk2f
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 18:22:21 US dead bodies would be floating in Disko Bay after 20 minutes and I'd be drinking champagne and chuckling.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 18:24:33 "They stabbed us in the back by not sending their people to die for us after we spent the last year saying we were going to attack and invade them!!!" Unfortunately for the US, the UE has rather larger capabilities than Iran at 1/80 the size of USA but is still making their potus cry into his coco puffs.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 18:26:20 "if yu dun wanna dei for us aftre we thretined to attak you it meens you luvs da irnian teroristerism!" - rugian
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 18:36:40 The danish govt has issued a response to the leak "The UD threats unfortunately continue to remain intact" http://www...enske-om-overtage-groenland-er So the EU plans to have a full scale war with the US continue to remain intact too, obviously, "why wunt teh bakstabers send us trops rooaarr!"
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 18:39:33 Apparently canada is also in on it. Google translate Mette Frederiksen, PM of Denmark: "Notice that as the threats accelerate in January, there is a lightning-fast reaction from the major European countries and a new partner like Canada"
Pillz rank	Thu Mar 19 19:28:07 I always hoped we'd eradicate the central powers in my life time. Great news
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 19:38:14 Ahahahaha euros. Serious extra chromosome pure retardation going on. Too afraid to stand up to Iran, thinks they will stand up the us. And then there's seb getting his info from bluesky. How predictably retarded.
Seb rank	Thu Mar 19 19:47:59 NaMBLA: Where is the American navy? Hiding in the Indian Ocean. Europe isn't going to fight your wars for you again. Not after you laughed at our Iraq and Afghanistan dead and then aided Russia to try and force Ukraine to surrender and hand over it's natural resources. We aren't scared: we hate your fucking guts and if Iranian regime and the US kill eachother the correct role is to watch it on TV while we prepare for a war with Russia.
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 20:00:11 "we hate your fucking guts" We lol. You do. But you are a coward. The few euro men aren't going to fight for you. Lol seriously. You let your daughters get raped by migrants all over your lands. Why would anyone possibly think your nations would stand up for anything?
Seb rank	Thu Mar 19 20:12:18 NaMBLA: All you have is your endless bullshit and fervent belief that a little bit of paedophilia is the harmless price to pay for propaganda.
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 20:19:53 You think a lot of pedo rape is an ok trade for a some votes
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 20:20:56 Or maybe you are just too afraid to stand up against criminals? I mean you lack the stones to stand up for anything, so that would make sense.
Seb rank	Thu Mar 19 20:38:28 Oh here we go back to the same debunked conspiracy theories. NaMBLA thinks an FT report Reged on bluesky can be dismissed, then regurgitates AI videos on twitter accounts run by Turkish grifters from Dubai.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 20:45:21 Oh, the psychopathic little pedophile is lying that its just bluesky eh? Denmarks most reputable course: http://www...d-til-groenland-og-gjorde-klar
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 20:50:52 And the leak comes from "Key figures from France and Germany" google translate "- We would do almost everything Denmark had asked for. - Would you like more soldiers? You could get them. Would you like more naval support? You could get that. Would you like more air support? You could get that too. A number of other allies also offered their support early on Elite soldiers rushed to Greenland With short notice, an advance command with Danish, French, German, Norwegian and Swedish soldiers was first flown to Nuuk and Kangerlussuaq. Immediately after, a main force followed, including soldiers from the Dragoon Regiment in Holstebro, elite soldiers from the Jægerkorps and French alpine hunters trained for war in cold, mountainous areas."
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 20:53:58 Lol the elite bluesky warriors brigade. Gonna stand up to the usa. Lmfao.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 20:57:11 The US wouldnt be able to take the tiny country of greenland. The Greenland harbours would be awash with thousands of dead americans lol
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 21:07:00 Once violence commenced, all of the EU countries would pile on. The logistics of attacking us in our backyard in one of the difficult regions on earth? Lol, we'd need ice breakers to get through all the dead americans rotting in the waters
Sam Adams rank	Thu Mar 19 22:04:51 Logistics? Euros? In Greenland? Lol. You'd be out of food and diapers in 10 days.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 22:20:19 Lol, you fucking mentally ill pedophile, youre the ones who would be starving in days rofl. Psycho psam, just like his soul mate Trump, "knows more than probably anyone else alive" on topics he is a complete moron about. I remember when I mentioned I had a grandfather who was a lieutenant colonel sam - the military expert who was banned from service due to being mentally unfit - roflrofled and said there was no such rank, and even after I posted a link stating it was one of the most common higher ranks, he still continued to pretend to roflrfol to himself like a banjo-picking village idjit, because just like Trump, you must never ever ever admit you dont know wtf youre talking about. Lets pit psychopath psams moronic dunnig krueger mind against AI powered by millions of connected computers Timeline and logistics of a US invasion of Greenland please First 72 Hours Hour 0 to 6: Denmark executes prepared plans: Runways cratered (Pituffik, Nuuk, Kangerlussuaq) Key fuel and storage facilities disabled Small multinational teams (France, Germany, Norway, others) disperse U.S. situation: Incoming airlift suddenly has no viable landing zones for heavy aircraft This is a huge setback in the first hours Hour 6 to 12: U.S. forced into Plan B With runways unusable, the United States Armed Forces shift tactics: Possible options: Paratrooper insertion (limited scale) Special forces landing on improvised zones Ski equipped aircraft (very limited payloads) But: No rapid mass deployment No heavy equipment No large logistics flow Instead of thousands arriving quickly, you get hundreds to low thousands at most Hour 12 to 24: Fragmented ground situation On Greenland: U.S. forces: Light, dispersed, and supply constrained Danish and European forces: Also small, but better positioned and pre coordinated Combat dynamics: Skirmishes around: Airfields (now damaged) Key coastal access points Focus shifts to: Denying repairs Harassing engineering teams Nobody controls major infrastructure Hour 24 to 36: Engineering versus denial race This becomes the central battle. U.S. priority: Repair at least one runway (likely Pituffik) Danish European priority: Keep it unusable: Repeated sabotage Targeting repair efforts Meanwhile: Airlift is still bottlenecked Supplies must be: Airdropped Or brought in by very limited landing options This is where logistics really bite Hour 36 to 48: Sea becomes critical Since air is constrained: U.S. begins shifting toward sea based options Amphibious forces Naval supported insertions But: Greenland’s coast is harsh Few suitable landing areas Ice conditions complicate everything European side: Naval and air forces from Norway and Iceland move into position The conflict expands outward into the North Atlantic Hour 48 to 72: Stalemate on land, escalation at sea and air On Greenland: U.S. troop levels likely still: Low thousands at most No fully operational major airbase Constant struggle over infrastructure repair At the same time: Air and naval standoff intensifies Surveillance, patrols, and near intercepts increase Political situation: NATO is in crisis Massive diplomatic pressure builds The center of gravity has shifted away from Greenland itself What fundamentally changes in this scenario U.S. loses its biggest advantage: speed Without runways: No rapid buildup No large air bridge No quick path to 10k plus troops Numbers stay low Even after 72 hours: U.S.: likely 1000 to 5000 troops (rough range) European Danish: similar order of magnitude Nowhere near large scale warfare Small units matter more than big forces Special forces Arctic trained infantry Engineers Logistics becomes the battlefield The key factor is not combat power it is: Can the U.S. reopen a runway? Can Denmark keep it closed? That single question determines everything that follows Bottom line If Denmark and partners successfully deny all major runways early: The U.S. cannot rapidly mass forces The fight becomes: Small scale, fragmented, and logistics driven Greenland turns into a contested, low density battlefield The real escalation shifts to: Air and naval forces in the North Atlantic In this version, the tripwire does not just trigger escalation it physically caps how big the conflict can get on Greenland itself
Seb rank	Thu Mar 19 22:22:17 NaMBLA doesn't understand deterrence. There's why he's such a threat to children.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 22:25:26 "roflrofl i knoes mor tehn AI an miliuns of computroes i has 13 tooths!!! roflrofl! pedohpilia is freadum!"
williamthebastard rank	Thu Mar 19 22:33:12 and the absolutely only person on the planet who smiles all the way to the bank as NATO dies for ever is Putin who psycho psam the military strategy expert says he opposes
Pillz rank	Thu Mar 19 23:32:08 Lol @ euros want to fight the US and russia, seb? With what Navy?
Seb rank	Fri Mar 20 00:24:29 Pillz: Come and find out.
williamthebastard rank	Fri Mar 20 00:27:23 The main logistics issue for the EU would be what to do with all the rotting american corpses clogging up Greenlands fishing nets. However, what with the Greenlanders being a resourceful bunch, perhaps they could kill 2 birds and sell small pieces of them as fishing bait to the fishing trade? I dont know, just throwing it out there
williamthebastard rank	Fri Mar 20 00:28:03 Pillz wont be coming to find out, his country is on our side in this matter according to the danish PM.
williamthebastard rank	Fri Mar 20 00:29:37 Plus, he's a suicidal junkie who the canadian forces wouldnt let within a hundred miles of joining up, just like csam and his national services.
Sam Adams rank	Fri Mar 20 00:43:04 "I'm so dumb I let ai do my thinking for me" Isn't a good look at all wtb.
Sam Adams rank	Fri Mar 20 00:44:54 Seb pretending to be tough a day after saying the UK should appease both hitler and the ayatolla is hilariously pathetic.
williamthebastard rank	Fri Mar 20 00:45:09 "I'm csam adams" is an even worse look, pedo-csam.
jergul rank	Fri Mar 20 01:04:15 The question is more why do you think he should appease Trump?
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