Utopia Talk - Politics - Robert Mueller is dead

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Rugian
rank Sat Mar 21 19:41:00
This is honest to God how I found out about it:

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

williamthebastard
rank Sat Mar 21 19:46:28
Say what you will about Maga but its heartwarming that they elected such a classy role model for the children of the USA

williamthebastard
rank Sat Mar 21 19:57:58
"Billy, what would you like to be when you grow up?"

"Miss Clark, I want to be a clown or the president!"

"The President, Billy? Thats a mighty fine goal. Why would you like to be the president?"

"Miss Clark, cos cos cos then I can shove my weener in little girls faces and make them suck it, and then and then and then I can punch them in the face, and then and then I I can piss on decorated Americans minutes after they die and start wars if Im in a bad mood and stuff! It would be so kewl!"

tumbleweed
rank Sat Mar 21 21:09:09
via AI:
"
Robert Mueller served as a decorated U.S. Marine Corps officer in Vietnam from 1968 to 1969, leading a rifle platoon in combat. He was
awarded the Bronze Star, Purple Heart, and two Navy Commendation Medals for his actions, including rescuing a wounded Marine under fire and returning to duty after being shot in the thigh.
"

R's loved it when he was appointed the special counsel (before Trump did his continuous poisonous cult brainwashing)

& he Ned Starkily stayed honorable while faced w/ a dishonorable foe, respecting the 'can't indict a sitting 'president'' ruling & also felt unfair to accuse someone of a crime who wouldn't get chance to defend himself so just noted he left the evidence for others to take up for any who were able (Congress)

williamthebastard
rank Sat Mar 21 21:52:50
Its kind of an unfair comparison though, because the only reason the potus who is currently sending people into war doesnt have any medals for pulling people out of burning vessels etc. is because the poor guy was born with bone spurs

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Rugian rank	Sat Mar 21 19:41:00 This is honest to God how I found out about it: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
williamthebastard rank	Sat Mar 21 19:46:28 Say what you will about Maga but its heartwarming that they elected such a classy role model for the children of the USA
williamthebastard rank	Sat Mar 21 19:57:58 "Billy, what would you like to be when you grow up?" "Miss Clark, I want to be a clown or the president!" "The President, Billy? Thats a mighty fine goal. Why would you like to be the president?" "Miss Clark, cos cos cos then I can shove my weener in little girls faces and make them suck it, and then and then and then I can punch them in the face, and then and then I I can piss on decorated Americans minutes after they die and start wars if Im in a bad mood and stuff! It would be so kewl!"
tumbleweed rank	Sat Mar 21 21:09:09 via AI: " Robert Mueller served as a decorated U.S. Marine Corps officer in Vietnam from 1968 to 1969, leading a rifle platoon in combat. He was awarded the Bronze Star, Purple Heart, and two Navy Commendation Medals for his actions, including rescuing a wounded Marine under fire and returning to duty after being shot in the thigh. " R's loved it when he was appointed the special counsel (before Trump did his continuous poisonous cult brainwashing) & he Ned Starkily stayed honorable while faced w/ a dishonorable foe, respecting the 'can't indict a sitting 'president'' ruling & also felt unfair to accuse someone of a crime who wouldn't get chance to defend himself so just noted he left the evidence for others to take up for any who were able (Congress)
williamthebastard rank	Sat Mar 21 21:52:50 Its kind of an unfair comparison though, because the only reason the potus who is currently sending people into war doesnt have any medals for pulling people out of burning vessels etc. is because the poor guy was born with bone spurs
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