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Utopia Talk / Politics / here...we go! boots on da ground
TheChildren
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Sat Mar 28 21:55:14
https://ww...17000_troops_near_iran_as_war/

guess whoooosss baaaaack

baaaaccck agaaain

cope is back cope is back

and them salty tears r alsssssoooo baaaack

Rugian
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Sat Mar 28 23:23:16
So to recap what our government has been (simultaneously) saying:

- We already won the war.

- We're winning the war.

- We may need ground troops to win the war.

- Americans just need to buy fewer Starbucks coffees to offset the higher cost of gas while we win the war.

- We need our allies to help us win the war.

- We need no allies to win the war.

- We are negotiating a peace settlement with the Iran government so that we may win the war at the diplomatic table.

- We are winning the war so hard that there is no one left in the Iranian government to negotiate with us.

- It's not a war at all (but only because Congress will get mad if we call it a war).


I think I'm starting to get tired of winning.
jergul
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Sun Mar 29 00:21:39
Why so sceptical? I think that sounds like a great plan.
jergul
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Sun Mar 29 00:22:04
(maybe I am having too much fun with this)
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