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Utopia Talk / Politics / here...we go! boots on da ground
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TheChildren
rank | Sat Mar 28 21:55:14 https://ww...17000_troops_near_iran_as_war/ guess whoooosss baaaaack baaaaccck agaaain cope is back cope is back and them salty tears r alsssssoooo baaaack |
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Rugian
rank | Sat Mar 28 23:23:16 So to recap what our government has been (simultaneously) saying: - We already won the war. - We're winning the war. - We may need ground troops to win the war. - Americans just need to buy fewer Starbucks coffees to offset the higher cost of gas while we win the war. - We need our allies to help us win the war. - We need no allies to win the war. - We are negotiating a peace settlement with the Iran government so that we may win the war at the diplomatic table. - We are winning the war so hard that there is no one left in the Iranian government to negotiate with us. - It's not a war at all (but only because Congress will get mad if we call it a war). I think I'm starting to get tired of winning. |
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jergul
rank | Sun Mar 29 00:21:39 Why so sceptical? I think that sounds like a great plan. |
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jergul
rank | Sun Mar 29 00:22:04 (maybe I am having too much fun with this) |
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