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Rugian rank	Tue Apr 07 13:08:24 Will Iran be bombed back into the Stone Ages? Will Trump decide to partake in some TACO Tuesday? Will the markets ever stop falling for early morning White House statements that are clearly designed to make them pump? Will Congress ever do anything? Hans, are we the baddies? Stay tuned everyone. 8:00 PM tonight!
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 14:20:37 Apparently, Trump bombed several million bridges from his personal F-35 this morning and is now eating a big mac in the McDonalds he quickly erected in Teheran at a fraction of the cost they usually cost to build, because he's the world's greatest developer. Source: Sam Adams
Rugian rank	Tue Apr 07 14:37:35 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
Rugian rank	Tue Apr 07 14:42:26 "Lead them to Paradise"
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 14:46:15 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. Children crying in terror in the arms of mothers shaking in fear in cellars all over Teheran: "Hey, creating uncertainty is just the art of the deal, nothing to worry about" - Habebe
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 14:57:24 Nuclear weapons are the only way to even get close to the damage he is projecting. Conventional "no more mr nice guy" does not ring true at all. The US and Israel have been giving it their best shots for what? 40 days now? This could get really bad.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 14:58:37 Note the passive tense. "Will die" not "I will kill". Such an upstanding guy.
Average Ameriacn rank	Tue Apr 07 15:15:10 I think he’s going to paralyze Tehran. He’ll destroy all the power plants and water treatment facilities that serve Tehran. Within three days at the latest, the residents will storm the mullahs’ palace and bring the regime to an end. Then they’ll use smoke signals to indicate that they want to surrender completely.
murder rank	Tue Apr 07 16:12:21 "A whole civilization will die tonight" One of the world's oldest civilizations dies tonight. - It'll either be ... "The End of Persian Civilization Day" or TACO Tuesday again or A massive failure that doesn't end Persian civilization but makes the US an even bigger global pariah. -
Habebe rank	Tue Apr 07 16:41:51 I honestly think WTB sees his posts as profound and accurate. Legit, all I said was that Trump routinely "puts many balls in the air" and intentionally injects uncertainty into almost everything, its his M.O.
Sam Adams rank	Tue Apr 07 16:58:36 WTB is mentally ill. Like actually. "Lead them to Paradise" Great line. That line hits hard. Can't wait for 3. Anyway trump should do the funniest thing. I have suspicions.. We will see what actually happens.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 17:06:35 Murder What scares me most is the uncertainty that the world has the moral fiber to make the US and Israel global pariahs.
Sam Adams rank	Tue Apr 07 17:12:39 Global pariahs? To who? A few criers in euro wussland? China and Russia are impressed with our strength. Most of the middle east and Eastern Europe are on our side. The third world literally does not care. Outside of a few crying leftists with a birth rate of 0... an utterly irrelevant population... And some Islamic fundamentalists(the actual global pariahs) who is against us? Lol jergul you and France can cry together though.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 17:19:39 What might get the US in the end is recapitalization in the ME drawing net cashflows out of the US. There will not be much left of oil and gas infrastructure anywhere down there if Trump gets his way.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 17:22:31 Sammy Your weakness. Nobody mistakes your position as one of strength. Flailing to avoid paying the piper for profoundly illegal mistakes. Your fundamental weakness is of the reasons I think nukes may be on the table. You are running out of escalatory options.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 17:23:39 Putin obviously thinks the US is his bitch. For good reason.
murder rank	Tue Apr 07 17:29:23 "China and Russia are impressed with our strength." What strength? The Islamic Republic is still standing and open for business despite the US attacking it for over a month. -
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 17:40:23 Habebe, you having serious mental illneses and thinking the govt sneaked in and planted a transmitter in your head while you were sleeping only goes so far to protect you from me telling you who you really are. There are loads of terrorists with serious mental problems too, but that is never an excuse, particularly in your republican-Nazi world. Because it is indisputable that the GOP is the Nazi party of our era.
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 17:48:45 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." This guys clearly demonstrates excellent anti-war leadership skills. Im voting for him! - American republicans' sense of good judgement at work
Sam Adams rank	Tue Apr 07 17:57:11 "profoundly illegal" Ahahahaha What is illegal exactly,. Embarrassing the soviet bloc?
Allahuakbar rank	Tue Apr 07 18:27:37 The people will never surrender to the devil Trump! https://x.com/Shayan86/status/2041551786687799687 Footage published by Iran's Fars news agency shows pro-government protesters forming what Fars describes as "a human chain" in front of the Kazerun combined cycle power plant in light of President Trump's deadline for a deal.
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 18:32:02 Planning and initiating a war of aggression is the big war crime that in sum encompasses all the lesser warcrimes that stem from it. People have hanged for less. You understand this as well as any gauleiter did back then. You are a useless idiot if we are to be charitable, but you could reasonably be called worse things.
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 07 18:42:21 so the two possibilities are: a) the thing that definitely won't happen or b) a thing Trump will claim is "something revolutionarily wonderful" & "one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World"... as he says similarly about many things hard to say...
Sam Adams rank	Tue Apr 07 18:50:24 Iran : chants death to America every day for 47 years Jergul : screams illegal war of aggression when we finally get fed up and pop iran. Lmfao
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 19:11:18 Your friends Russia and China just vetoed a resolution that crazy people like yourself would have understood to mean the authorization to use force. That is how much those two countries love and respect you. Rofl. So, well, nice try, lol. The illegal war of aggression continues.
Paramount rank	Tue Apr 07 19:17:29 Americans has been chanting BOMB IRAN for at least 73 years, and then they and the Brits, in 1953, overthrew the democratically elected government in Iran.
TheChildren rank	Tue Apr 07 19:19:43 is u WINNIN yet csammy https://youtu.be/jmmuJ64bnBE?t=11 Rofl
murder rank	Tue Apr 07 19:39:56 "Footage published by Iran's Fars news agency shows pro-government protesters forming what Fars describes as "a human chain" in front of the Kazerun combined cycle power plant in light of President Trump's deadline for a deal." Putting all the regime supporters at the target sites? Fucking brilliant! I'm beginning to think Persians are stupid. -
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 19:44:19 Murder It is just a daytime protest. And certainly not all regime supporter. Regime support is probably about the same as Trumps approval rating.
Paramount rank	Tue Apr 07 19:45:31 ” "A whole civilization will die tonight"” So the JewSA are going to kill Nimatzo and all of his relatives and friends? lol
jergul rank	Tue Apr 07 19:46:06 (and as always, killing one generates 3 more. That is the problem with a large indifferent and anti group. Killing their friends and family changes their positions).
Sam Adams rank	Tue Apr 07 20:12:46 ”Putting all the regime supporters at the target sites? Fucking brilliant! " Lol amazing isn't it.
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 21:07:42 Everyone knows that nothing unites a people more than being attacked by a foreign invader, but the GOP lies through its rotting teeth because it clashes with their goal to commit religious Rapturous genocide
williamthebastard rank	Tue Apr 07 21:27:28 We need to start killing off the rapture party.
murder rank	Tue Apr 07 23:10:51 Less than 3 hours of Persian civilization left. Trump said so! -
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 07 23:26:28 a congressional republican: "... let me be clear: I do not support the destruction of a "whole civilization." That is not who we are, and it is not consistent with the principles that have long guided America" his whole statement: https://x.com/RepNateMoran/status/2041586429164450028 their fuckhead idiot cult leader sure puts them in positions having to say the stupidest shit...
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 07 23:28:19 ...& tomorrow he'll be 'Trump was so wise to back off his threat, thank god we have such a bold & courageous leader'...
Rugian rank	Tue Apr 07 23:38:39 Well Trump hasn't TACOed yet...he's spent the afternoon re-sending out his previous demands that the Indiana GOP purge the party of members who refused to vote for gerrymandering (as if ~2 seats are really going to make a difference in the midterms). You know...the kind of stuff you worry about in the hours leading up to you wiping a civilization off the face of the planet.
Rugian rank	Tue Apr 07 23:49:12 "How many bridges are in Iran According to Iran's Bridge Management System (BMS), there are approximately 300,000 bridges and technical structures in the country. Out of this total, only about 185 bridges are longer than 100 meters (330 ft), and only 42 bridges have a main span exceeding 50 meters (165 ft)." It probably wasn't wise of Iran to publish that particular statistic...
tumbleweed rank	Wed Apr 08 00:02:06 boy, will my face be red when they blow up all 300,000 bridges by midnight
Sam Adams rank	Wed Apr 08 00:06:46 How many bridges *were there in iran
Rugian rank	Wed Apr 08 00:08:49 Lol
jergul rank	Wed Apr 08 00:19:26 Well, I am going to bed. I hope my homestead investment does not pay off huge dividends in the coming years.
Rugian rank	Wed Apr 08 00:21:26 Sleep well. At least Tromso is an unlikely target as far as terrorist reprisals go.
murder rank	Wed Apr 08 00:31:37 90 minutes to go! -
murder rank	Wed Apr 08 00:34:57 How can you go to bed at a time like this? This is one of the most important events in human history! -
tumbleweed rank	Wed Apr 08 00:41:38 damn, it shockingly has been put off " Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP "
Rugian rank	Wed Apr 08 00:45:34 TACO My balls are purple they're so blue. What the fuck Trump.
murder rank	Wed Apr 08 00:47:08 TACOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :o)
murder rank	Wed Apr 08 00:53:24 jergul didn't lose any sleep and didn't miss anything. -
Rugian rank	Wed Apr 08 00:55:20 Wait though so is Iran opening the strait then? Sounds like they haven't agreed to shit.
Rugian rank	Wed Apr 08 00:55:43 Brb, gonna get some Old El Paso for dinner.
murder rank	Wed Apr 08 00:57:42 I doubt that Iran agreed to anything, but we'll see. Trump lies anyway, so bombs may be dropping in 60 minutes anyway. -
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