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williamthebastard
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Thu May 28 11:54:33
"ChatGPT,

on average, how many mouths has a restaurant fork been in before yours?

A typical restaurant fork:

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Low estimate: 2 uses/day × 365 × 3 years ≈ 2,000 “mouths”
Higher estimate: 6 uses/day × 365 × 10 years ≈ 22,000 “mouths”
Jebbebiah Wilkins
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Thu May 28 12:00:01
"2000"
My dick has been in more mouths.
Paramount
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Thu May 28 17:57:17
China already solved this problem hundreds of years ago, maybe thousands of years ago, when they invented the chop stick. It’s only used once at a restaurant.
murder
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Thu May 28 22:06:33

The rest of us solved the problem by washing our flatware.

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