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Seb
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Sat Jun 13 16:16:10
So, NaMBLA, let's get this straight.

You think UAE paying Danegeld to Iran is a symptom of me being soft.

Surely it's exactly what I warned of? You started a conflict, screwed your allies, demonstrated you can't defend them, and now they are defecting.

I thought you said you were kicking ass?
TheChildren
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Sun Jun 14 09:32:23
butbuuuttt da elon is da trillioniezaairrs nowzorz

Seb
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Mon Jun 15 09:57:30
Oh look, so it seems the US has got a worse deal than it had on the table before the war.

NaMBLA wins again.
williamthebastard
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Mon Jun 15 10:30:13
“I hereby fully authorize (...) the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow!”

All thats happened so far is that the US is withdrawing its troops? Salsa Sunday. Man, this guy is unhealthily obssessed with mexican food
murder
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Mon Jun 15 11:50:14

What are you talking about? Trump is getting the nuclear dust at some point in the future, and Iran has pinky sworn to never develop nuclear weapons.

That's a huge victory!

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jergul
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Mon Jun 15 12:13:15
The deal seems to codify the same thing the US, Russia and Canada are doing in the arctic. No transit tariffs, of course not. That would be against UNCLOS that at least Canada has signed. But there are service fees as everyone considers the arctic passages to be internal waters along the same lines Iran is arguing. So yay! Service fees. Not tariffs, silly. We are calling it something different, so it is different.
jergul
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Mon Jun 15 12:14:47
I actually prefer premortems to post mortems. The US screwed up. Sure, leadership in Iran died, but I think the people who stepped up in their place are not completely unhappy about that. They did get to step up after all. Amazing that a country with 90 million people has leadership to spare.
jergul
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Mon Jun 15 12:15:09
But what will happen now?
murder
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Mon Jun 15 12:16:03

Trump also secured the unconditional surrender of the Islamic Republic.

Win!

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williamthebastard
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Mon Jun 15 12:26:14
This must be making netanyahu cry blood.
williamthebastard
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Mon Jun 15 12:32:05

Anyway, the whole world knows now that Trump really likes little excursions against harmless little pirate gangs etc., but hates the idea of what a bigger war would do for his ratings.
murder
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Mon Jun 15 14:18:06

Iran has signed the Abraham Accords!

All of Trump's war aims have been met ... +/- 100%.

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