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Asgard
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Mon Jun 22 22:57:13
So, I’m gonna be a dad.
It seems odd to say this. I’ve been writing here for like 20 years and I never thought I’d be “adult” enough to be a dad. I’m just a kid as far as I know. Well, age aside.

To what world am I bringing a child into?
War, AI, economic upheaval, hatred towards jews and now Israelis in particular, social fucking media…

Why?
Just today, on a drive back from work, i nearly got killed 3 times by 3 separate psychos. To what ungodly place am I bringing a child into?
Paramount
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Mon Jun 22 22:59:44
Do you live in Gaza, or work there?
Asgard
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Mon Jun 22 23:01:08
Are you claiming Gazans drive like psychopaths?
Asgard
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Mon Jun 22 23:01:51
That’s racism
Cherub Cow
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Mon Jun 22 23:20:24
"hatred towards jews"

So there is light in the world after all :')
Renzo Marquez
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Mon Jun 22 23:54:04
Congrats
Sam Adams
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Tue Jun 23 00:30:29
Congrats!!!
Rugian
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Tue Jun 23 00:41:37
Congratulations! That's huge news bro.

Just don't let the rabbi suck on him please lol
Habebe
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Tue Jun 23 00:49:54
Welcome to the club, congratulations.
Cherub Cow
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Tue Jun 23 03:09:44
"Just don't let the rabbi suck on him please lol"

Lulz. The child will have rabbi herpes in no time at all, then will hear Holobunga stories to make sure the emotional scars amplify any latent psychopathy ;D
Greedy Jew
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Tue Jun 23 05:09:23
That's why we need to grow the Jewish Empire and conquer Gaza and Lebanon, more living space for our people!
Cherub Cow
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Tue Jun 23 05:42:46
So true. If they could just genocide all defiant blood-lines, establish central states in "Greater Israel" and New Khazaria, then there wouldn't be anymore anti-septics :'(
Asgard
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Tue Jun 23 07:57:58
Thanks


Well obviously if its a boy it will be handled by a doctor, a surgeon.
Not a rabbi. I have Ero rabbis in my life, i didn’t even do a bar mitzvah.


But, it’s a girl anyway, so…
Asgard
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Tue Jun 23 07:58:15
Zero*
jergul
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Tue Jun 23 10:36:32
Hungary is something you should continue to look into. Congratulations Asgard and good luck. We do live in troubbled times.
patom
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Tue Jun 23 11:18:18
Congratulations on your upcoming fatherhood. You are very brave to bring another life into the world today and especially the so called 'Holy Lands'.
Average Ameriacn
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Tue Jun 23 16:11:33
I wish I had a son I could teach to shoot...
murder
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Tue Jun 23 22:43:23

"it’s a girl"

Mazel tov!

You'll never sleep well again. :o)

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murder
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Tue Jun 23 22:44:26

"I wish I had a son I could teach to shoot..."

Is your son too stupid to point the barrel away from himself?

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Paramount
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Tue Jun 23 23:15:31
Why do you only have one child, Asgard? If you are going to populate and defend Greater Israel, you have to have at least 8 children.
Sam Adams
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Tue Jun 23 23:20:26
The Jews are outbreeding the mountmes. Lol.
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