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williamthebastard
rank Tue Jun 30 07:52:42
Ive been picking ripe blackberries since early June this year, here in Provence, France. I've never seen that before in my entire life. Thats an autumn/late summer berry. Thats like 6 - 8 weeks out of season.

Thanks conservatives for bringing us to the brink of both WWIII and climate extinction simultaneously.

Sam Adams
rank Wed Jul 01 08:14:51
"Ive been picking ripe blackberries since early June this year, here in Provence, France. I've never seen that before in my entire life. Thats an autumn/late summer berry. Thats like 6 - 8 weeks out of season."

This is of course not correct, with the exception of blackberries being a late summer berry. You were probably in one of your mental modes and confused a strawberry with a blackberry. Possibly dreamed it.

Sam Adams
rank Wed Jul 01 08:17:17
I guess it's possible you mistook a black raspberry for a blackberry, which while totally wrong would at least be forgivable for a newb.

Habebe
rank Thu Jul 02 01:46:18
Wtb, Thanks for the light show.

Average Ameriacn
rank Thu Jul 02 05:03:01
Go pick some mushrooms.

Forwyn
rank Thu Jul 02 07:37:52
Growing berries is difficult here.

But I am already enjoyjng cucumbers, with tomatoes, squash, peppers, corn, and potatoes to follow. The latter is a pleasant experiment from a late bag of bloomers chucked in a pile of compost with some sprinkled water

Sam Adams
rank Thu Jul 02 07:41:33
Yum. Homegrown tomatoes are the shit.

Seb
rank Thu Jul 02 08:30:18
I've seen them trying to fruit in my garden.

Exceptionally warm weather triggers it.

Seb
rank Thu Jul 02 08:38:12
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2enmn7j3zjo

Cf. 2025 when blackberries were seen on 22nd June.

This year was hotter, earlier.

williamthebastard
rank Thu Jul 02 09:08:01
Its ruining the multi-billion dollar grape/wine industry. I picked ripe grapes yesterday a month too early.

williamthebastard
rank Thu Jul 02 09:11:39
grapes that grow a month too quickly, while useless for quality wines, will be fine for Lying Pedophiles $4 bottles of luxury wines he likes to impress girls with, though, in the burnt out empty shell of a dead world his extinction-level stupidity leads to.

williamthebastard
rank Thu Jul 02 09:24:46
But until then, let the Browning of Me continue on the French Riviera. Packing for another day at the beach, gorgeous blue skies, flopping down into cool crystal clear seawater, a coffee and a croissant and then another dip

williamthebastard
rank Thu Jul 02 10:09:33
At the nudey beach today because the scenery here is stunning. Little coves like this sunk down among centuries old castle ruins and wild, centuries old palace gardens.

The water here is bluer than Trumps 16 million dollar paddling pool.

http://postimg.cc/CdgkkvSY

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williamthebastard rank	Tue Jun 30 07:52:42 Ive been picking ripe blackberries since early June this year, here in Provence, France. I've never seen that before in my entire life. Thats an autumn/late summer berry. Thats like 6 - 8 weeks out of season. Thanks conservatives for bringing us to the brink of both WWIII and climate extinction simultaneously.
Sam Adams rank	Wed Jul 01 08:14:51 "Ive been picking ripe blackberries since early June this year, here in Provence, France. I've never seen that before in my entire life. Thats an autumn/late summer berry. Thats like 6 - 8 weeks out of season." This is of course not correct, with the exception of blackberries being a late summer berry. You were probably in one of your mental modes and confused a strawberry with a blackberry. Possibly dreamed it.
Sam Adams rank	Wed Jul 01 08:17:17 I guess it's possible you mistook a black raspberry for a blackberry, which while totally wrong would at least be forgivable for a newb.
Habebe rank	Thu Jul 02 01:46:18 Wtb, Thanks for the light show.
Average Ameriacn rank	Thu Jul 02 05:03:01 Go pick some mushrooms.
Forwyn rank	Thu Jul 02 07:37:52 Growing berries is difficult here. But I am already enjoyjng cucumbers, with tomatoes, squash, peppers, corn, and potatoes to follow. The latter is a pleasant experiment from a late bag of bloomers chucked in a pile of compost with some sprinkled water
Sam Adams rank	Thu Jul 02 07:41:33 Yum. Homegrown tomatoes are the shit.
Seb rank	Thu Jul 02 08:30:18 I've seen them trying to fruit in my garden. Exceptionally warm weather triggers it.
Seb rank	Thu Jul 02 08:38:12 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2enmn7j3zjo Cf. 2025 when blackberries were seen on 22nd June. This year was hotter, earlier.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Jul 02 09:08:01 Its ruining the multi-billion dollar grape/wine industry. I picked ripe grapes yesterday a month too early.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Jul 02 09:11:39 grapes that grow a month too quickly, while useless for quality wines, will be fine for Lying Pedophiles $4 bottles of luxury wines he likes to impress girls with, though, in the burnt out empty shell of a dead world his extinction-level stupidity leads to.
williamthebastard rank	Thu Jul 02 09:24:46 But until then, let the Browning of Me continue on the French Riviera. Packing for another day at the beach, gorgeous blue skies, flopping down into cool crystal clear seawater, a coffee and a croissant and then another dip
williamthebastard rank	Thu Jul 02 10:09:33 At the nudey beach today because the scenery here is stunning. Little coves like this sunk down among centuries old castle ruins and wild, centuries old palace gardens. The water here is bluer than Trumps 16 million dollar paddling pool. http://postimg.cc/CdgkkvSY
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