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Rugian
rank Mon Aug 24 22:38:38
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Lots of “bluster” from Doug Ford, who is the Premier of the Canadian Province of Ontario, but who is better known as the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive brother of the late, great, Rob Ford. America has been carrying Canada for decades, but no longer! The U.S.A. will always be far bigger, richer, and stronger than Canada. Without the United States, Canada couldn’t survive — It’s where they get all of their money and, because of their current bad leadership, primarily Governor Carney, and his Flunky, Ford, they will not be allowed to keep taking advantage of the United States — Their key to survival. Remember, much of the Electricity, Oil, and Gas that Canada gets is transported through the U.S.A. Someone should get these clowns to “fall in line” or, the consequences for Canada will be far WORSE! Canada’s Unemployment Rate is now at 10%, and rapidly rising. Their businesses are fleeing for the United States, and it’s all because of their failed policies, and inept leadership! The days of ripping off our Farmers, and other Businesses, are OVER! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Sam Adams
rank Mon Aug 24 22:42:37
Trump vs the treadeaus.

Gimp fight supreme

Rugian
rank Mon Aug 24 23:03:53
^ in related news...

"Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry spotted dancing with a toilet plunger at this Montreal store"

https://ww...-at-this-montreal-store-081726

Talk about a national embarassment.

jergul
rank Tue Aug 25 07:05:36
Nobody tops Trump as a national embarassment. You should be embarassed to have even used the word.

Rugian
rank Tue Aug 25 14:19:36
Jergul

Less an embarassment and more ultimate meme generator. We are truly in it for the lulz over here.

Rugian
rank Tue Aug 25 14:20:11
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Rugian
rank Tue Aug 25 14:21:02
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I would never interfere with Canadians speaking French! In fact, I have never even thought of doing such a stupid thing. This lie was made up by a weak and ineffective Prime Minister in an attempt to gain political support, which he has totally lost, from the people of Quebec. I love French Canadians! President DONALD J. TRUMP

murder
rank Tue Aug 25 15:55:37

"Talk about a national embarassment."

That is so much more embarrassing than our guy nuking our entire Navy for a generation because he doesn't like the aesthetics of our already designed carriers and wants stupid battleships like the kind that he used to play with in the tub.

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jergul
rank Tue Aug 25 17:02:49
Yes, adult diapers are just so memeworthy. Not embarassing at all. lol.

Rugian
rank Tue Aug 25 18:29:18
That is unverified and Trump will sue your ass for defamation if you keep it up.

Rugian
rank Thu Aug 27 23:43:25
Trump officially renames Lake Ontario to Lake America

Lolololol

Forwyn
rank Fri Aug 28 00:04:16
"adults diapers"

Pretending 2021-2025 never happened

jergul
rank Fri Aug 28 01:28:01
Whataboutism much, dummy?

Rugian
rank Fri Aug 28 15:56:33
It's not whataboutism. Our last guy was a virtual dead man who let his cabinet implement a lot of crazy shit.

jergul
rank Fri Aug 28 16:48:38
It literally is "what about Biden". A whataboutism.

Average Ameriacn
rank Fri Aug 28 17:23:23
LAKE AMERICA!

MAGA!

How should we rename Canada? North America?

Paramount
rank Fri Aug 28 19:52:51
It may be a bit long name, but:

The Northern USA Acquired by President Donald J. Trump.

Rugian
rank Mon Aug 31 21:47:37
^ Actually not a bad take. But it would be more along the lines of

The Golden States of Northern America, Acquired by President Donald J. Trump

Rugian
rank Mon Aug 31 21:53:35
Here's the US Secretary of the Treasury commenting on Canada:

"CNBC: Are we in a tit-for-tat trade war with Canada?

BESSENT: I don't think you can be in a tit-for-tat with someone who's 13 times larger than you.

CNBC: They say they're doing OK

BESSENT: What else are they gonna say?"

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2094438628587979055

"The mighty do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."

Paramount
rank Mon Aug 31 22:45:23
It’s the pedophilia principle.

The big and strong like to abuse the small and weak.

murder
rank Mon Aug 31 22:46:41

Lake Ontario will soon be American flag blue.

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murder
rank Mon Aug 31 22:49:36

"The big and strong like to abuse the small and weak."

Yep. Same as with rape.

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Rugian rank	Mon Aug 24 22:38:38 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Lots of “bluster” from Doug Ford, who is the Premier of the Canadian Province of Ontario, but who is better known as the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive brother of the late, great, Rob Ford. America has been carrying Canada for decades, but no longer! The U.S.A. will always be far bigger, richer, and stronger than Canada. Without the United States, Canada couldn’t survive — It’s where they get all of their money and, because of their current bad leadership, primarily Governor Carney, and his Flunky, Ford, they will not be allowed to keep taking advantage of the United States — Their key to survival. Remember, much of the Electricity, Oil, and Gas that Canada gets is transported through the U.S.A. Someone should get these clowns to “fall in line” or, the consequences for Canada will be far WORSE! Canada’s Unemployment Rate is now at 10%, and rapidly rising. Their businesses are fleeing for the United States, and it’s all because of their failed policies, and inept leadership! The days of ripping off our Farmers, and other Businesses, are OVER! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Sam Adams rank	Mon Aug 24 22:42:37 Trump vs the treadeaus. Gimp fight supreme
Rugian rank	Mon Aug 24 23:03:53 ^ in related news... "Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry spotted dancing with a toilet plunger at this Montreal store" https://ww...-at-this-montreal-store-081726 Talk about a national embarassment.
jergul rank	Tue Aug 25 07:05:36 Nobody tops Trump as a national embarassment. You should be embarassed to have even used the word.
Rugian rank	Tue Aug 25 14:19:36 Jergul Less an embarassment and more ultimate meme generator. We are truly in it for the lulz over here.
Rugian rank	Tue Aug 25 14:20:11 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Rugian rank	Tue Aug 25 14:21:02 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I would never interfere with Canadians speaking French! In fact, I have never even thought of doing such a stupid thing. This lie was made up by a weak and ineffective Prime Minister in an attempt to gain political support, which he has totally lost, from the people of Quebec. I love French Canadians! President DONALD J. TRUMP
murder rank	Tue Aug 25 15:55:37 "Talk about a national embarassment." That is so much more embarrassing than our guy nuking our entire Navy for a generation because he doesn't like the aesthetics of our already designed carriers and wants stupid battleships like the kind that he used to play with in the tub. -
jergul rank	Tue Aug 25 17:02:49 Yes, adult diapers are just so memeworthy. Not embarassing at all. lol.
Rugian rank	Tue Aug 25 18:29:18 That is unverified and Trump will sue your ass for defamation if you keep it up.
Rugian rank	Thu Aug 27 23:43:25 Trump officially renames Lake Ontario to Lake America Lolololol
Forwyn rank	Fri Aug 28 00:04:16 "adults diapers" Pretending 2021-2025 never happened
jergul rank	Fri Aug 28 01:28:01 Whataboutism much, dummy?
Rugian rank	Fri Aug 28 15:56:33 It's not whataboutism. Our last guy was a virtual dead man who let his cabinet implement a lot of crazy shit.
jergul rank	Fri Aug 28 16:48:38 It literally is "what about Biden". A whataboutism.
Average Ameriacn rank	Fri Aug 28 17:23:23 LAKE AMERICA! MAGA! How should we rename Canada? North America?
Paramount rank	Fri Aug 28 19:52:51 It may be a bit long name, but: The Northern USA Acquired by President Donald J. Trump.
Rugian rank	Mon Aug 31 21:47:37 ^ Actually not a bad take. But it would be more along the lines of The Golden States of Northern America, Acquired by President Donald J. Trump
Rugian rank	Mon Aug 31 21:53:35 Here's the US Secretary of the Treasury commenting on Canada: "CNBC: Are we in a tit-for-tat trade war with Canada? BESSENT: I don't think you can be in a tit-for-tat with someone who's 13 times larger than you. CNBC: They say they're doing OK BESSENT: What else are they gonna say?" https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2094438628587979055 "The mighty do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."
Paramount rank	Mon Aug 31 22:45:23 It’s the pedophilia principle. The big and strong like to abuse the small and weak.
murder rank	Mon Aug 31 22:46:41 Lake Ontario will soon be American flag blue. -
murder rank	Mon Aug 31 22:49:36 "The big and strong like to abuse the small and weak." Yep. Same as with rape. -
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