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Utopia Talk / Sports / is fucking your mom a sport?
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Mon Sep 23 22:26:23 just wondering |
McKobb
Member | Mon Sep 23 22:30:41 Not yours, she gives it away. |
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Mon Sep 23 22:40:14 very true. however, the question clearly implies i am refering to someone else mother |
Fred Felcher
Member | Tue Oct 22 21:23:50 If there is such a thing as competition grave digging, then yes. |
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Fri Nov 08 14:32:45 You could be founder Fred. Youd be rich!!!! |
Fred Felcher
Member | Mon Apr 06 22:07:15 I'm all over this shit before TC gets in on it. |
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member | Mon Apr 06 22:18:23 i dunt think turtelcrawlar wantes 2 steel ur idea |
Palem
Person. | Tue Apr 07 18:23:05 It is a sport and I'm the champion. |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Thu Apr 09 07:45:47 I hope you don't mean my mom. IF you do, you need to go to the STD clinic right now. |
Fred Felcher
Member | Sat Apr 11 20:45:23 I have a Rewards Card for my clinic. |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Tue Apr 14 09:08:03 You know, that's probably the most believable post you have ever made. |
Fred Felcher
Member | Sat Apr 18 19:54:46 For every 10 penicillin shots I pay for I get 2 genital warts removed for free. |
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sat Apr 18 20:25:37 How are the prices on crab shampoo? |
Fred Felcher
Member | Sat Apr 18 20:50:45 Not sure. I get a monthly check up that includes penicillin shots, de-crabbing, genital wart tally, which can take 20 minutes or so just to count them. I get my rewards card punched and some warts burned off if I earned that reward on that visit. Nice place, everyone knows me by name. |
Fred Felcher
Member | Sat Apr 18 20:51:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTC0aGrCX8 |
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