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Utopia Talk / Sports / FF wk 7 - Oblivion looks bleak
KreeL
Member
Thu Oct 22 21:47:12
After this week we will be at the halfway point of the regular ff season. How's sammy doin? He's just fine wallowing in oblivion.
nhill
Member
Fri Oct 23 03:55:44
Cool story bro.
Milton Bradley
Member
Fri Oct 23 09:32:23
Sam is looking forward to handing me first place after he gets slapped around by Brady and company.
Nekran
Member
Fri Oct 23 10:12:03
Yeah that Brady-Schaub combo looks like it's gonna hit hard again this week :\
yankeessuck123
Member
Fri Oct 23 14:11:53
I'm missing Flacco and MJD, my two biggest scorers, and I'm against 2nd place Chen. Yuck.
KreeL
Member
Fri Oct 23 19:39:03
O yeah...sux to be u, ys...lol
Formerly Fred
Member
Fri Oct 23 19:53:29
WAH, MY PLAYERS ARE ON A BYE!!! BOO HOO!!!

Go wash your vagina you fucking jew.
KreeL
Member
Sat Oct 24 05:56:21
ys is already setting up to lose. He is toast.
chen
Member
Sat Oct 24 13:32:43
Everyone has byes. I'm down to starting Green-Ellis or Randel El for my last spot.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Oct 25 11:22:03
Im dreading the week I have to start Shaun Hill at QB.
yankeessuck123
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:21:41
Yeah I'm about to lose. Nearly everybody for me has shit the bed, I'll be lucky to put up 100 points.
Nekran
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:36:38
Assuming McNabb has a semi-decent game, superdouche should take his first win against Fred.

Will it be more humiliating to lose against him directly or to be ranked below him, as that seems to be my fate atm, barring a great Westbrook or shitty Warner game?
Formerly Fred
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:39:16
"Assuming McNabb has a semi-decent game, "

That's a pretty big fucking assumption, chummy.
Nekran
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:40:13
I'd bet good money against you in a heartbeat at this point.
Formerly Fred
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:43:01
Well, going by the yahoo projection, I should squeak out a win.
Formerly Fred
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:43:27
That's on players left to play.
Nekran
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:47:58
True that... only saw the one defende there. I'd still bet against you though.
Formerly Fred
Member
Sun Oct 25 18:49:24
Where's the love?
Leah Horchler
Member
Mon Oct 26 10:23:19
I'd rather have all my key players out the same week. You write off that loss but you're in good shape for all the other weeks. Beating KreeL by 50 points without my best RB when he has his full team is also satisfying.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 16:19:05
FF is at least 90% luck.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 26 16:46:38
Thats what perennial losers say.
licker
Sports Mod
Mon Oct 26 16:51:51
FF is at least 89% luck...
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 16:57:20
"Thats what perennial losers say. "

I won Sams league 2 years ago, son.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:22:00
Then why are you saying that?
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:22:57
Because it's true?
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:31:15
For example, last week I played AH. Randy Moss (my team) got sat early in the 3rd due to the blowout. Tony Scheffler (AH team) had a career day. I lost by less than 3.5 points.

Luck? Fucking right.
licker
Sports Mod
Mon Oct 26 17:32:32
Moss still scored like 55,000 points so I don't see how you think it would have been better if the game had been closer and Moss played longer with likely worse stats.
Leah Horchler
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:36:16
Not really. I dropped Ben Watson and picked him up specifically for our matchup. Moss had also put up 3 TDs and over 100 yards when he sat. It's not as though you got screwed there.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:37:59
Anytime my starters get sat because they play so fucking well, I'm getting screwed. And you got lucky.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:40:55
Just like any game of skill, luck plays a part. However, some people will consistently perform better than others. Just like poker. I might get screwed on a specific hand, but most nights I will win more money than I lose.

Its just that with FF, its like 50% skill, 50% luck. And most of the skill comes in knowing who to draft.
Leah Horchler
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:42:09
Incorrect. I had enough vision to pick up Scheffler and play him instead of Watson and other dudes who were projected to put up more points.
Tony Scheffler
New Member
Mon Oct 26 17:42:38
I got lucky with Fred's mom after the game. giggity giggity
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:44:42
" I had enough vision to pick up Scheffler and play him instead of Watson and other dudes who were projected to put up more points. "

And you knew Scheffler was going to have a career day, right?

lol
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:46:16
"I got lucky with Fred's mom after the game. "

So digging up an 89 year old corpse that has been rotting for 22 years is "getting lucky"?

Alrighty then.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:46:20
Playing Scheffler was actually a rather dumb move that paid off. Not that TEs make any difference 90% of the time anyway.
Tony Scheffler
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:46:52
I didn't know your mom was still going to have so much flesh left after I dug her up.
Leah Horchler
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:49:37
Yes, I suspected Scheffler would have a career day. Did you know that your kicker was going to put up 15 points? That Moss and Jones would combine for over 70?
licker
Sports Mod
Mon Oct 26 17:51:04
Actually I was close to picking up Sheffler that week, but couldn't get the injury report in time so I went with fucking Boss instead and that worked like fucking bullshit.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Oct 26 17:57:17
Like I said, it's mostly luck. Some skill in picking good players but injuries and untimely byes can fuck that all up in a heartbeat.
licker
Sports Mod
Mon Oct 26 18:04:13
^this...

especially in the gay ass fucking UP league with all the gay ass fucking scoring and players and other ridiculous bullshit

superdude
Member
Mon Oct 26 20:47:30
Also your place in the draft also has something to do with it.
KreeL
Member
Sun Nov 01 00:32:48
From the ad below, just for stupordoosh:

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Tony Scheffler
Member
Sat Oct 22 14:07:12
Fred is a nigger.
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