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Eikeys Ghost
Sports Mod Thu Oct 02 19:46:28
Standings after week 5

Visably Shaken = 23.5
murder = 19.5
Yankeesuck123 = +11
kendal +7
cardinal JAC +7
Eikey +5.5
Crownroyal +5.5
Dakyron +3 +1.5 = 4.5
Real Fred +3
master p +3
Carbonated water +3
chen +1.5
afro +1.5

INDIANAPOLIS AT HOUSTON (1:00 pm ET) [HOU +3]
TENNESSEE AT BALTIMORE (1:00 PM ET) [BAL +3]
SAN DIEGO AT MIAMI (1:00 PM ET) [MIA +6.5]
KANSAS CITY AT CAROLINA (1:00 PM ET) [KC +9.5]
WASHINGTON AT PHILADELPHIA (1:00 PM ET) [WAS +6]
CHICAGO AT DETROIT (1:00 PM ET) [DET +3.5]
ATLANTA AT GREEN BAY (1:00 PM ET) [CLOSED]
SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7]
TAMPA BAY AT DENVER (4:05 PM ET) [TB +3]
NEW ENGLAND AT SAN FRANSCISCO (4:15 PM ET) [SF +3]
BUFFALO AT ARIZONA (4:15 PM ET) [BUF +1]
CINCINNATI AT DALLAS (4:15 PM ET) [CIN +16.5]
PITTSBURGH AT JACKSONVILLE (8:15 PM ET) [PIT +4]
MINNESOTA AT NEW ORLEANS (8:35 PM ET) [MIN +3]

0= 14
00 = 82.5

Real Fred
Member Thu Oct 02 19:48:04
0

Eikeys Ghost
Sports Mod Thu Oct 02 21:03:41
Wow - Fred showing no love to any of the dogs - or he just making it difficult for the weekend i might not be around?

Yes - vacation this week - leaving saturday morning. Back Friday night/saturday morning. Bringing the laptop, but may have to track down internet.

Eikey [WAS +6]

Sam Adams
Member Thu Oct 02 21:24:15
Washington

Chen
Member Thu Oct 02 21:54:52
SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7]

cardinal JAC
Member Thu Oct 02 22:20:08
SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7]

Richard Cranium
Member Thu Oct 02 22:40:14
CHICAGO AT DETROIT (1:00 PM ET) [DET +3.5]

Real Fred
Member Thu Oct 02 23:35:46
Where ya goin on vaca, bro?

yankeessuck123
Member Fri Oct 03 00:15:46
3rd place, I'm such a hero.

I think Pitt and Minny both have a pretty decent chance, but the points for them are crap. Go big or go home, I say.

I shall take the big ZERO.

Suggestion: Can you get rid of the 00? As the season progresses, some people are going to randomly take it as a hail mary. Not because they think it'll happen, but because it's the only thing that will get them anywhere. And if by some chance it does happen, they win the season right there. That's not right.

yankeessuck123
Member Fri Oct 03 00:17:09
Actually Washington doesn't sound bad either, but I just don't think they can string it together after the big Dallas win.

carbonated water
Member Fri Oct 03 00:30:43
gimme' miami

Real Fred
Member Fri Oct 03 00:33:54
The real question is why the fuck is BUF a 1 point dog in ARI?

yankeessuck123
Member Fri Oct 03 00:42:37
Yeah, that could spoil the 0. But nobody's gonna pick Buffalo, cuz screw one point.

MurdeR
Moderator Fri Oct 03 04:18:52

Ick! What a sticking pile of dog poo! I'm going to have to think about this for a while before making my pick.

licker
Sports Mod Fri Oct 03 08:51:57
SAN DIEGO AT MIAMI (1:00 PM ET) [MIA +6.5]

Dakyron
Member Fri Oct 03 10:13:45
INDIANAPOLIS AT HOUSTON (1:00 pm ET) [HOU +3]

Chen
Member Fri Oct 03 12:17:02
If Gayton loses to Houston coming off of a bye week then his career is over.

cardinal JAC
Member Fri Oct 03 15:15:46
their O-line is back, they will beat HOU by 14 points

kargen
Member Fri Oct 03 15:26:53
PITTSBURGH AT JACKSONVILLE (8:15 PM ET) [PIT +4]

Madc0w
Member Fri Oct 03 16:33:31
Skins

Eikeys Ghost
Sports Mod Fri Oct 03 21:14:44
"Suggestion: Can you get rid of the 00? As the season progresses, some people are going to randomly take it as a hail mary. Not because they think it'll happen, but because it's the only thing that will get them anywhere. And if by some chance it does happen, they win the season right there. That's not right. "

If by some fluke of god someone hits the homer of ALL FAVORITES COVERING, so be it. With the point change of 5xHIGH_PT_SPREAD the only real 'chance' there is when the high of the week is like a 7 - 10 max at the end of the year, and then that's a 50pt hit.

We'll see.

Fred - heading up to Cedarville for the first 'non family, non bowling' vacation since our honeymoon.... Just a week to sit and chill, and catch up on my reading.

Oh and spend some time with the wife.

Real Fred
Member Fri Oct 03 21:46:42
Awesome! I'll bet it's beautiful up there right now. Have a great time bro, and light a fire and drop a load on your wifes nose for me.

Eikeys Ghost
Sports Mod Fri Oct 03 21:53:35
hehe sure thing chief.

It was fantastic up there four years ago. With any luck colors are good again this year.

They've been crappy the last couple years.

But still, just sitting on the dock with a book will be worth it.

Visably Shaken
Member Sat Oct 04 07:12:35
WASHINGTON AT PHILADELPHIA (1:00 PM ET) [WAS +6]

MurdeR
Moderator Sat Oct 04 15:53:06

I'm not thrilled with any of these games, so I'll do the cheap thing and draft on visably shaken's rear bumper. ;o)

[WAS +6]

Visably Shaken
Member Sat Oct 04 18:14:55
Suppose I picked Cincy? I could see that happening.

mmmm...16.5 points...

But to be clear, I still pick WAS

kendal
Member Sun Oct 05 02:28:23
I would've picked the 49ers, but 3 points?? I thought the Pats would be about 6 point favorites.
I'll go with:
TENNESSEE AT BALTIMORE (1:00 PM ET) [BAL +3]

MurdeR
Moderator Sun Oct 05 07:10:08

"Suppose I picked Cincy?"

Suppose you did. :oP

crownroyal
Member Sun Oct 05 13:53:00
Shit, I almost forgot to play.

Pittsburgh

Real Fred
Member Sun Oct 05 21:42:47
<---RIP

Chen
Member Sun Oct 05 21:44:47
0 was almost as bad as picking Seattle...

yankeessuck123
Member Sun Oct 05 23:07:39
The points seduced me, I must admit :(

MurdeR InC
Member Mon Oct 06 04:11:22

Dakyron: Sage Rosenfels sends you a kiss. ;o)

Dakyron
Member Mon Oct 06 10:54:47
Yeah... 21 points in 2:10.

crownroyal
Member Mon Oct 06 13:33:34
I rule.

licker
Sports Mod Mon Oct 06 13:40:24
Eikey-was
Sam –was
Cw- Miami
Licker-Miami
Kargen –pit
CR-pit
MC –was
VS-was
Murder –was

LEt me know if I missed anyone, no one has the game tonight, so those should be it...

Real Fred
Member Mon Oct 06 14:48:40
i obviously got fucking jewed.

Madc0w
Member Mon Oct 06 15:01:32
No you didn't. Stop crying.

licker
Sports Mod Mon Oct 06 15:11:50
Ok, sorry...

Fred - 0

WTFPWNED!!!!!!!!!!

Madc0w
Member Thu Oct 09 12:50:45
Where's the new lines?

licker
Sports Mod Thu Oct 09 13:12:32
Dunno, eikey might have died trying to drink all the booze at the lake house since its soooooo fucking boring to go to a stupid lake house.

Dakyron
Member Thu Oct 09 14:21:31
Maybe he finally got a job, or maybe his wife left him for his bowling instructor.

Dakyron
Member Thu Oct 09 14:34:48
Anyways, here are the lines. Im sure we can keep track of it ourselves.

Oakland at New Orleans (OAK + 7)
Baltimore at Indianapolis (BAL + 4.5)
Cincinatti at NY Jets (CIN + 6)
Carolina at Tampa Bay (CAR + 1.5)
Detroit at Minnesota (DET + 13)
Chicago at Atlanta (ATL + 3)
Miami at Houston (MIA + 3)
St Louis at Washington (STL + 13.5)
Jacksonville at Denver (JAX + 3.5)
Philadelphia at San Francisco (SF + 5)
Dallas at Arizona (AZ + 5)
Green Bay at Seattle (GB + 2)
New England at San Diego (NE + 5)
NY Giants at Cleveland (CLE + 8)

Chen
Member Thu Oct 09 14:36:08
If those are the lines I'm going homer.

New England at San Diego (NE + 5)

Dakyron
Member Thu Oct 09 14:45:25
Im taking:

Dallas at Arizona (AZ + 5)

Although that Green Bay game looks like a lock as well.

Real Fred
Member Thu Oct 09 14:55:57
Eikey went on vacation. If any of you fucking idiots even bothered to read THIS THREAD, you'd know that. Licker, you're a fucking sports mod aren't you? Then why the fuck can't you make a week 6 thread with the lines in it for fucks sakes? Dak even did the work for you, you lazy fuck.

licker
Sports Mod Thu Oct 09 16:51:18
Why the fuck do you need a mod to make the thread???

Last I checked anyone can make goddamned threads.

Jesus christ you all are a bunch of fucking pussies.

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Eikeys Ghost Sports Mod	Thu Oct 02 19:46:28 Standings after week 5 Visably Shaken = 23.5 murder = 19.5 Yankeesuck123 = +11 kendal +7 cardinal JAC +7 Eikey +5.5 Crownroyal +5.5 Dakyron +3 +1.5 = 4.5 Real Fred +3 master p +3 Carbonated water +3 chen +1.5 afro +1.5 INDIANAPOLIS AT HOUSTON (1:00 pm ET) [HOU +3] TENNESSEE AT BALTIMORE (1:00 PM ET) [BAL +3] SAN DIEGO AT MIAMI (1:00 PM ET) [MIA +6.5] KANSAS CITY AT CAROLINA (1:00 PM ET) [KC +9.5] WASHINGTON AT PHILADELPHIA (1:00 PM ET) [WAS +6] CHICAGO AT DETROIT (1:00 PM ET) [DET +3.5] ATLANTA AT GREEN BAY (1:00 PM ET) [CLOSED] SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7] TAMPA BAY AT DENVER (4:05 PM ET) [TB +3] NEW ENGLAND AT SAN FRANSCISCO (4:15 PM ET) [SF +3] BUFFALO AT ARIZONA (4:15 PM ET) [BUF +1] CINCINNATI AT DALLAS (4:15 PM ET) [CIN +16.5] PITTSBURGH AT JACKSONVILLE (8:15 PM ET) [PIT +4] MINNESOTA AT NEW ORLEANS (8:35 PM ET) [MIN +3] 0= 14 00 = 82.5
Real Fred Member	Thu Oct 02 19:48:04 0
Eikeys Ghost Sports Mod	Thu Oct 02 21:03:41 Wow - Fred showing no love to any of the dogs - or he just making it difficult for the weekend i might not be around? Yes - vacation this week - leaving saturday morning. Back Friday night/saturday morning. Bringing the laptop, but may have to track down internet. Eikey [WAS +6]
Sam Adams Member	Thu Oct 02 21:24:15 Washington
Chen Member	Thu Oct 02 21:54:52 SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7]
cardinal JAC Member	Thu Oct 02 22:20:08 SEATTLE AT NEW YORK G (1:00 PM ET) [SEA +7]
Richard Cranium Member	Thu Oct 02 22:40:14 CHICAGO AT DETROIT (1:00 PM ET) [DET +3.5]
Real Fred Member	Thu Oct 02 23:35:46 Where ya goin on vaca, bro?
yankeessuck123 Member	Fri Oct 03 00:15:46 3rd place, I'm such a hero. I think Pitt and Minny both have a pretty decent chance, but the points for them are crap. Go big or go home, I say. I shall take the big ZERO. Suggestion: Can you get rid of the 00? As the season progresses, some people are going to randomly take it as a hail mary. Not because they think it'll happen, but because it's the only thing that will get them anywhere. And if by some chance it does happen, they win the season right there. That's not right.
yankeessuck123 Member	Fri Oct 03 00:17:09 Actually Washington doesn't sound bad either, but I just don't think they can string it together after the big Dallas win.
carbonated water Member	Fri Oct 03 00:30:43 gimme' miami
Real Fred Member	Fri Oct 03 00:33:54 The real question is why the fuck is BUF a 1 point dog in ARI?
yankeessuck123 Member	Fri Oct 03 00:42:37 Yeah, that could spoil the 0. But nobody's gonna pick Buffalo, cuz screw one point.
MurdeR Moderator	Fri Oct 03 04:18:52 Ick! What a sticking pile of dog poo! I'm going to have to think about this for a while before making my pick.
licker Sports Mod	Fri Oct 03 08:51:57 SAN DIEGO AT MIAMI (1:00 PM ET) [MIA +6.5]
Dakyron Member	Fri Oct 03 10:13:45 INDIANAPOLIS AT HOUSTON (1:00 pm ET) [HOU +3]
Chen Member	Fri Oct 03 12:17:02 If Gayton loses to Houston coming off of a bye week then his career is over.
cardinal JAC Member	Fri Oct 03 15:15:46 their O-line is back, they will beat HOU by 14 points
kargen Member	Fri Oct 03 15:26:53 PITTSBURGH AT JACKSONVILLE (8:15 PM ET) [PIT +4]
Madc0w Member	Fri Oct 03 16:33:31 Skins
Eikeys Ghost Sports Mod	Fri Oct 03 21:14:44 "Suggestion: Can you get rid of the 00? As the season progresses, some people are going to randomly take it as a hail mary. Not because they think it'll happen, but because it's the only thing that will get them anywhere. And if by some chance it does happen, they win the season right there. That's not right. " If by some fluke of god someone hits the homer of ALL FAVORITES COVERING, so be it. With the point change of 5xHIGH_PT_SPREAD the only real 'chance' there is when the high of the week is like a 7 - 10 max at the end of the year, and then that's a 50pt hit. We'll see. Fred - heading up to Cedarville for the first 'non family, non bowling' vacation since our honeymoon.... Just a week to sit and chill, and catch up on my reading. Oh and spend some time with the wife.
Real Fred Member	Fri Oct 03 21:46:42 Awesome! I'll bet it's beautiful up there right now. Have a great time bro, and light a fire and drop a load on your wifes nose for me.
Eikeys Ghost Sports Mod	Fri Oct 03 21:53:35 hehe sure thing chief. It was fantastic up there four years ago. With any luck colors are good again this year. They've been crappy the last couple years. But still, just sitting on the dock with a book will be worth it.
Visably Shaken Member	Sat Oct 04 07:12:35 WASHINGTON AT PHILADELPHIA (1:00 PM ET) [WAS +6]
MurdeR Moderator	Sat Oct 04 15:53:06 I'm not thrilled with any of these games, so I'll do the cheap thing and draft on visably shaken's rear bumper. ;o) [WAS +6]
Visably Shaken Member	Sat Oct 04 18:14:55 Suppose I picked Cincy? I could see that happening. mmmm...16.5 points... But to be clear, I still pick WAS
kendal Member	Sun Oct 05 02:28:23 I would've picked the 49ers, but 3 points?? I thought the Pats would be about 6 point favorites. I'll go with: TENNESSEE AT BALTIMORE (1:00 PM ET) [BAL +3]
MurdeR Moderator	Sun Oct 05 07:10:08 "Suppose I picked Cincy?" Suppose you did. :oP
crownroyal Member	Sun Oct 05 13:53:00 Shit, I almost forgot to play. Pittsburgh
Real Fred Member	Sun Oct 05 21:42:47 <---RIP
Chen Member	Sun Oct 05 21:44:47 0 was almost as bad as picking Seattle...
yankeessuck123 Member	Sun Oct 05 23:07:39 The points seduced me, I must admit :(
MurdeR InC Member	Mon Oct 06 04:11:22 Dakyron: Sage Rosenfels sends you a kiss. ;o)
Dakyron Member	Mon Oct 06 10:54:47 Yeah... 21 points in 2:10.
crownroyal Member	Mon Oct 06 13:33:34 I rule.
licker Sports Mod	Mon Oct 06 13:40:24 Eikey-was Sam –was Cw- Miami Licker-Miami Kargen –pit CR-pit MC –was VS-was Murder –was LEt me know if I missed anyone, no one has the game tonight, so those should be it...
Real Fred Member	Mon Oct 06 14:48:40 i obviously got fucking jewed.
Madc0w Member	Mon Oct 06 15:01:32 No you didn't. Stop crying.
licker Sports Mod	Mon Oct 06 15:11:50 Ok, sorry... Fred - 0 WTFPWNED!!!!!!!!!!
Madc0w Member	Thu Oct 09 12:50:45 Where's the new lines?
licker Sports Mod	Thu Oct 09 13:12:32 Dunno, eikey might have died trying to drink all the booze at the lake house since its soooooo fucking boring to go to a stupid lake house.
Dakyron Member	Thu Oct 09 14:21:31 Maybe he finally got a job, or maybe his wife left him for his bowling instructor.
Dakyron Member	Thu Oct 09 14:34:48 Anyways, here are the lines. Im sure we can keep track of it ourselves. Oakland at New Orleans (OAK + 7) Baltimore at Indianapolis (BAL + 4.5) Cincinatti at NY Jets (CIN + 6) Carolina at Tampa Bay (CAR + 1.5) Detroit at Minnesota (DET + 13) Chicago at Atlanta (ATL + 3) Miami at Houston (MIA + 3) St Louis at Washington (STL + 13.5) Jacksonville at Denver (JAX + 3.5) Philadelphia at San Francisco (SF + 5) Dallas at Arizona (AZ + 5) Green Bay at Seattle (GB + 2) New England at San Diego (NE + 5) NY Giants at Cleveland (CLE + 8)
Chen Member	Thu Oct 09 14:36:08 If those are the lines I'm going homer. New England at San Diego (NE + 5)
Dakyron Member	Thu Oct 09 14:45:25 Im taking: Dallas at Arizona (AZ + 5) Although that Green Bay game looks like a lock as well.
Real Fred Member	Thu Oct 09 14:55:57 Eikey went on vacation. If any of you fucking idiots even bothered to read THIS THREAD, you'd know that. Licker, you're a fucking sports mod aren't you? Then why the fuck can't you make a week 6 thread with the lines in it for fucks sakes? Dak even did the work for you, you lazy fuck.
licker Sports Mod	Thu Oct 09 16:51:18 Why the fuck do you need a mod to make the thread??? Last I checked anyone can make goddamned threads. Jesus christ you all are a bunch of fucking pussies.
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