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Hot Rod
Member
Tue Dec 28 08:56:37

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

~ Gordie Howe
Hot Rod
Member
Wed Dec 29 07:45:48

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

~ John Leonard

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Dec 30 00:41:49

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.

~ Mike Singletary

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Dec 30 20:54:24

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

~ Satchel Paige

Palem
Person.
Thu Dec 30 21:50:15
two in one day is fail.
Hot Rod
Member
Thu Dec 30 21:52:57

I'm going to bed early, sorry if I offended.

Milton Bradley
Member
Thu Dec 30 21:55:04
20:54:24

8pm bedtime?
Madc0w
Member
Fri Dec 31 11:27:11
9 pm. The forum uses Pacific Standard Time, and Hot Rod is Mountain Standard Time.
Pissflaps McGee
Member
Fri Dec 31 11:53:11
wrong and wrong
Sam Adams
Member
Fri Dec 31 12:02:39
madcow fail lol
Madc0w
Member
Fri Dec 31 13:00:36
To be fair, it's the first time I've been wrong all year.
Hot Rod
Member
Fri Dec 31 14:08:37

Just to correct another lie.

The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time.

And dumb ass MB can't even tell time. I posted I was going to bed at 9:52:57 PM not 8 PM as he posted. I am not sure he can get any stupider, but every time I think that he proves me wrong.



Anyone have any goo Sports Quotes?

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Dec 31 14:09:28
*-good
Pissflaps McGee
Member
Fri Dec 31 14:27:24
"The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time."


wrong and wrong
Hot Rod
Member
Fri Dec 31 16:09:05

I know it is Central Standard Time because it is winter, but it is generally referred to as Central Daylight Savings Time because it adjusts during the summer months.

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Dec 31 16:12:06

But technically you are correct, it is also referred to as Central Time.

Renzo Marquez
Member
Fri Dec 31 16:12:33
"Stretching Lil Davey's asshole should be an Olympic sport."
-Hot Rod
Lil David
Member
Fri Dec 31 16:46:20
PlEaSe DoNt GiVe HiM IdEaS He MiGhT InViTe HiS PeDoPhIlE PrOtEgEs ArOuNd(WhO He Is TrAiNiNg FoR WhEn The WoRlD Is FrEe Of HiM So ThEy CaN TrY AnD TaKe His PlAcE As ThE ScOuRgE Of ThE EaRtH) AnD MaKe A CoMpEtItIoN OuT Of It
milton bradley
Member
Sat Jan 01 05:12:01
I like to insert large, sharp objects into Lil Davey raw, bleeding anus until he screams. Then I force his eyelids wide open and glaze his eyeballs. After that, i wipe my cock in his hair and beat the living shit out of him

- Hot Rod
Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 01 07:06:57

Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.

~ Norman Ralph Augustine

Hot Rod
Member
Sun Jan 02 08:18:01

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

~ Yogi Berra



(Good thing I have thick skin.) :)

milton bradley
Member
Sun Jan 02 08:37:46
I will tell lies about the democrats-hotturd
milton bradley
Member
Mon Jan 03 05:59:53
"After that, i wipe my cock in his hair"

Now that is just out of line Hot Rod. At least show him basic respect after raping and molesting him.
Hot Rod
Member
Mon Jan 03 07:08:32

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

~ Jack Benny

Hot Rod
Member
Tue Jan 04 07:20:47

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

~ Tiger Woods

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Jan 05 21:22:05

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.

~ Vince Lombardi

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Jan 06 06:41:10

Yesterday is a canceled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

~ Hank Stram

Milton Bradley
Member
Thu Jan 06 07:47:12
hot rod, look at the responses here. Its plain to see nobody is interested in your fucking quote threads. Why dont you save this ego-tripping for your blog instead of wasting space at UP.
Hot Rod
Member
Thu Jan 06 08:01:26

You certainly have the right to not open this thread.

Milton Bradley
Member
Thu Jan 06 08:24:36
It doesnt waste space on UP any less if nobody opens them, dumbass.
Palem
Person.
Thu Jan 06 17:15:42
It's not wasting space in UP. This is sports.
Hot Rod
Member
Fri Jan 07 05:06:05

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.

~ Michael Jordan

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 08 05:52:54

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

~ George Brett

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 08 05:53:36
*-your
milton bradley
Member
Sun Jan 09 04:13:38
Hot Rod licks his dead mothers rotting cunt which is full of maggots.

~ The milkman who joined in
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Jan 09 07:31:19

If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

~ Paul Bryant

Renzo Marquez
Member
Sun Jan 09 13:28:50
Hot Rod is a pedophile.
~Joe Montana
Hot Rod
Member
Mon Jan 10 07:02:35

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.

~ William James

Hot Rod
Member
Tue Jan 11 05:02:49

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

~ James Patrick Murray

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Jan 12 07:28:45

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

~ Ambrose Bierce

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Jan 13 06:24:47

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

~ Michael Jordan

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 15 07:02:11

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

~ Yogi Berra

milton bradley
Member
Sun Jan 16 03:27:22
great thread. you can just see how everyone is participating
Hot Nigger Rod
Member
Sun Jan 16 06:32:33
"*FUCK* the kenya *NIGGER* who does he think he? He is not even American" ~Hot Rod
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Jan 16 14:14:43

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

~ Ben Hogan

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Jan 17 07:48:12

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

~ Joe Garagiola

Hot Rod
Member
Tue Jan 18 03:26:50

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

~ Muhammad Ali

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Jan 19 07:45:50

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

~ Erma Bombeck

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Jan 20 04:42:36

Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks.

~ Joe Paterno

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Jan 21 04:01:11

I've never predicted anything. All I have ever said is, that we will do the very best we can.

~ Bobby Knight

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 22 09:43:32

A life of frustration is inevitable for any coach whose main enjoyment is winning.

~ Chuck Noll

Hot Rod
Member
Sun Jan 23 01:53:04

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

~ Bum Phillips

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Jan 24 03:34:20

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

~ Yogi Berra

carbonated water
Member
Mon Jan 24 10:38:27
Green Bay is teh win!!!!
Madc0w
Member Sun Oct 10 15:46:22
Oh, just kidding, it's actually the Redskins.
Milton Bradley
Member Sun Oct 10 19:05:30
fail
licker
Sports Mod Sun Oct 10 23:59:10
CW slashed his wrists yet?
Hot Rod
Member
Tue Jan 25 03:39:50

My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow... I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that.

~ Bill Parcells

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Jan 26 06:03:53

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

~ Charles Barkley

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Jan 27 05:37:18

A coach's greatest asset is his sense of responsibility - the reliance placed on him by his players.

~ Knute Rockne

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Jan 28 03:42:00

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.

~ Satchel Paige

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Jan 29 03:28:13

I don't know any other way to lead but by example.

~ Don Shula

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Jan 31 08:22:40

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on.

~ Peter Ueberroth


Hot Rod
Member
Tue Feb 01 04:21:49

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

~ Vince Lombardi



(This one brought a tear to my eye.)
Hot Rod
Member
Wed Feb 02 04:29:37

Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game.

~ George Halas

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Feb 03 03:11:43

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Feb 04 04:16:33

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

~ Barry Switzer

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Feb 05 06:18:02

Jim Crow was king... and I heard a game in which Jackie Robinson was playing, and I felt pride in being alive.

~ Lou Brock

Hot Rod
Member
Sun Feb 06 02:36:45

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've ever done before.

~ Bonnie Blair

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Feb 07 06:27:35

I could have coached better.

~ Dan Devine

gravitas
Member
Tue Feb 08 03:10:01
"Its a great day to be great"

-Greg Jennings
Hot Rod
Member
Tue Feb 08 08:03:29

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment.

~ John Wooden

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Feb 09 06:24:21

If you can accept losing, you can't win.

~ Vince Lombardi

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Feb 10 06:55:29

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?

~ Vince Lombardi

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Feb 11 05:19:02

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

~ Jesse Owens

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Feb 12 06:21:42

Success - it's what you do with what you've got.

~ Woody Hayes


Hot Rod
Member
Sun Feb 13 06:23:42

A baseball manager is a necessary evil.

~ Sparky Anderson

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Feb 14 05:36:21

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

~ Dean Martin

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Feb 16 08:00:21

I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

~ Max Baer

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Feb 17 07:26:24

Guessing what the pitcher is going to throw is eighty percent of being a successful hitter. The other twenty percent is just execution.

~ Hank Aaron

Hot Rod
Member
Fri Feb 18 10:12:22

I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't move and you can't take a deep breath. You start to hit the ball about a yard wide, instead of inches.

~ Arthur Ashe

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Feb 19 06:39:33

But as coaches, we need to get a little more fire and passion and be more demanding that our guys get the job done. I think players will respond to that, and we'll see.

~ Steve Spurrier

Hot Rod
Member
Sun Feb 20 06:46:29

I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading.

~ Boris Becker

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Feb 21 08:48:28

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

~ Duffy Daugherty

Hot Rod
Member
Tue Feb 22 06:00:10

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

~ Wayne Gretzky

Paramount
Member
Tue Feb 22 06:26:55
"I love to play with balls" - Licker
Hot Rod
Member
Wed Feb 23 06:54:00

Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game.

~ George Halas

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Feb 24 07:05:39

The key to winning is poise under stress.

~ Paul Brown

Madc0w
Member
Thu Feb 24 21:45:24
Feeling lonely?
Hot Rod
Member
Fri Feb 25 05:46:26

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning.

~ Marv Levy

Hot Rod
Member
Sat Feb 26 07:41:00

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

~ Mike Tyson

Hot Rod
Member
Sun Feb 27 07:37:34

Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great?

~ Jimmy Johnson

Hot Rod
Member
Mon Feb 28 07:25:37

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

~ Tom Landry

Hot Rod
Member
Tue Mar 01 09:08:39

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

~ Hank Aaron

Hot Rod
Member
Wed Mar 02 08:55:22

A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops.

~ Johnny Bench

Hot Rod
Member
Thu Mar 03 06:55:05

We've got guys who aren't wrapping guys up... No matter how hard you hit them, you've still got to wrap them up.

~ Tony Dungy

NeverWoods
Member
Thu Mar 17 16:56:15
Someone should just give up - UP.
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