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Utopia Talk / Sports / is fucking your mom a sport?
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Sep 23 22:26:23
just wondering
McKobb
Member
Mon Sep 23 22:30:41
Not yours, she gives it away.
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Sep 23 22:40:14
very true. however, the question clearly implies i am refering to someone else mother
Fred Felcher
Member
Tue Oct 22 21:23:50
If there is such a thing as competition grave digging, then yes.
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Fri Nov 08 14:32:45
You could be founder Fred. Youd be rich!!!!
Fred Felcher
Member
Mon Apr 06 22:07:15
I'm all over this shit before TC gets in on it.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Mon Apr 06 22:18:23
i dunt think turtelcrawlar wantes 2 steel ur idea
Palem
Person.
Tue Apr 07 18:23:05
It is a sport


and I'm the champion.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Apr 09 07:45:47
I hope you don't mean my mom. IF you do, you need to go to the STD clinic right now.
Fred Felcher
Member
Sat Apr 11 20:45:23
I have a Rewards Card for my clinic.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Apr 14 09:08:03
You know, that's probably the most believable post you have ever made.
Fred Felcher
Member
Sat Apr 18 19:54:46
For every 10 penicillin shots I pay for I get 2 genital warts removed for free.
cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sat Apr 18 20:25:37
How are the prices on crab shampoo?
Fred Felcher
Member
Sat Apr 18 20:50:45
Not sure. I get a monthly check up that includes penicillin shots, de-crabbing, genital wart tally, which can take 20 minutes or so just to count them. I get my rewards card punched and some warts burned off if I earned that reward on that visit. Nice place, everyone knows me by name.
Fred Felcher
Member
Sat Apr 18 20:51:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTC0aGrCX8
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