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Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Dec 31 21:41:54 In 2016... Will aliens attack? Will Queen Elizabeth II finally die? Will Laura Palmer, Kaylana, or other inactive peeps post? Will Jim Gaffigan be mauled by bears? List your predictions!! |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Dec 31 21:55:24 • "2 Broke Girls" will be renewed for a 6th and maybe even 7th season, confirming that no gods can exist after the Chuck Lorre television holocaust. • A pack of wild dogs will take over Russia • North Korea will do something crazy and South Korea will respond by giving them absurd quantities of money. • The Beek will re-release his classic response gifs in high definition http://jamesvandermemes.tumblr.com/ • SubRosa's new CD will melt your face • Anne Hathaway will admit that she doesn't act so much as project her pretentiousness on camera • Cube 4 will be released, titled "Cube 4: Spherical Cube" |
Kaylana
Moderator | Thu Dec 31 22:30:37 You never know. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Dec 31 22:41:30 ohmahgerdz D: ! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Dec 31 23:38:22 the queen better die, it's getting obnoxious i predict i will be disappointed with the outcome of the presidential election Happy new year CC & Kay! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Dec 31 23:53:13 she's been queen since 1952... how does she sleep at night Charles is 67, good luck having a long run |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jan 01 00:17:21 Happy New Year!!! \:D/ |
pillz
Member | Fri Jan 01 01:17:00 Queen has sold her soul to out live Charles. |
McKobb
Member | Fri Jan 01 10:11:12 Happy New Year! Welcome to the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine :P |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Jan 01 10:36:26 with dressgate, clock kid, pizza rat & Trump i was thinking more: ♫ there's something wrong with the world today, i don't know what it is ♫ |
repel
Member | Fri Jan 01 11:47:44 Happy New Year! the inactivity shall continue for another year :) |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Jan 01 13:44:52 i predict Natalie Cole will die |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jan 01 19:21:03 good call! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Jan 01 19:40:16 i'll push my luck and predict smurfs will be found to be real but are more of a brownish color |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jan 01 20:27:00 So Bolivian? :D |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Jan 02 21:42:08 i think smurfs are even smaller :p apparently prophetess Baba Vanga predicted Obama would be the last U.S. president so perhaps no need to worry about the next election phew |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Jan 02 22:23:54 The trick is to speak in vague language! I predict that a flightless potato will strike at the heart of Europe, causing ten years of turmoil! ;D |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sun Jan 03 09:05:57 My predictions Extremists will use violence to push their agenda of hate Religious unrest will fuel ME conflicts Nickleback will continue to be terrible |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sun Jan 03 19:00:58 I don't know about that last one. I mean, have a look at this photograph — everytime I do it makes me laugh: http://40....lr_mgchljWlhu1qzud8eo1_500.png |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jan 04 11:26:42 if Hillary wins i could see a civil war breaking out and the end of the U.S., so Baba could be right |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Mon Jan 04 11:47:27 More predictions. SJWs will lobby the whitehouse to exclude caucasians from free speech Trump will win the election, and that win will lead to massive reforms when he's voted out after one term |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jan 04 11:49:19 he'll be impeached within a year |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Mon Jan 04 12:00:48 Ya thats probably true. In the long run, Trump is what America needs to wake the fuck up |
Palem
Person. | Mon Jan 04 12:45:33 Another UGT'er will die.....of murder *readies weapon* |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Jan 05 00:13:59 Oh no! D: "Trump will win the election" .. So bold! :D "In the long run, Trump is what America needs to wake the fuck up" ... Yes hopefully people will use Trump to segue to Camacho! \:D/ • Sean Connery will die this year :( .. don't worry, it hasn't happened yet.. but I think this might be his year* :( *don't trust me, though. I was wrong about Elizabeth II for the last two years |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Jan 05 00:15:23 Should there be a UGT betting pool on Elizabeth II, btw? ;) |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jan 11 01:08:45 i'll go with June 26 for the Queen i predict David Bowie will also die best known for his crotch bulge in labyrinth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKLTP04JGc8 but he also did some singing |
Marlboro man
Member | Mon Jan 11 03:56:07 He did. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jan 11 20:35:11 Heard about Bowie this afternoon :'( ... very sads.. "Bowie's in space!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8f_XCH3zmM |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jan 14 12:02:18 now Hans Gruber is dead |
repel
Member | Thu Jan 14 12:40:52 yeah 2016 didn't start well... |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Jan 14 20:10:06 hate that headlines refer to him as "Snape" :/ ... stupid Potter movies! |
Palem
Person. | Sat Jan 16 16:24:35 He'll always be Snape to me and I'm not even a big HP fan lol |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jan 18 19:05:24 now Glenn Frey is dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqODbP1T3nk |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jan 18 23:00:58 I call Shenanigans on 2016 if all these celebrities die but Elizabeth II does not... |
Palem
Person. | Wed Jan 20 12:25:27 Who would have thought that all this "God Save the Queen" stuff would actually save the queen...lol |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Jan 20 17:46:39 I refuse to believe that this was proof of Divine Right of Kings/Queens!! It's *got* to be blood transfusions from small children!! It's *got* to be!! :( :( :'( :( :'( :( |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Jan 26 16:42:18 now Abe Vigoda is dead ...surprisingly he wasn't dead already |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jan 29 17:50:36 oh noes: http://i.chzbgr.com/full/8605013760/hC9B1C8B3/ |
Agri
Patron | Fri Feb 05 15:18:14 Maurice White :( |
Agri
Patron | Fri Feb 05 15:18:59 btw, his name is funny, because he was black. Have you heard about Jack Black? He's white... |
Firetorm Phoenix
Member | Sun Feb 14 22:33:27 I predict I will appear at least once. |
Firestorm Phoenix
Member | Sun Feb 14 22:33:58 Turns out twice! ;) |
McKobb
Member | Mon Feb 15 10:35:24 Too busy tossing gators? |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Feb 15 20:38:42 Not sure if I agree with FP's prediction. |
Kaylana
Moderator | Tue Feb 16 11:11:08 I predict this will be the year that finally makes or breaks my career. Also environmentalists will continue to blame global disasters on everything except the true root of the problem: too much human breeding, not enough space for both farms and trees. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Feb 16 11:15:13 i've supported culling humans for awhile |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Feb 16 17:42:56 +9000 to culling Thinking about a career change, K? :D |
Kaylana
Moderator | Wed Feb 17 19:40:21 I am, the fossil fuel industry is suffering, and I see the era of energy dependency on it ending within my lifetime. Plus I'm a little tired of finding all the shady shit companies pull since it is essentially my job to, firstly, convince land owners to look the other way, and then secondly, clean up just enough of the mess that it passes government scrutiny. That isn't how my work in this business started, and maybe the very environmentally and philanthropy conscious company that first pulled me into this line of work just doesn't exist anymore. So besides constantly teetering on the edge of disaster, I'm also tired of battling people with ten times my salary to do their job right and not cut corners. Problem is I don't know of another industry that could use my very particular set of finagling skills. |
McKobb
Member | Wed Feb 17 19:49:19 You will do fine |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Feb 17 21:31:50 if all else fails i'm sure there exist Japanese who would pay to watch you eat or watch tv but i think you'll do much better |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Thu Feb 18 10:41:56 I predict that february 29th will occur |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Feb 19 02:46:05 Think you'll stay in energy of some sort or start over? ..I'm thinking of starting over, so you could give me inspiration if you choose the latter ;p |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Feb 19 20:03:25 Harper Lee will die before finishing the Mockingbird trilogy with its final volume: "To Kill a Mockingbird: Mock Hard with a Vengeance" |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Feb 20 01:18:19 in the spirit of Sling Blade 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPBBBNQ793E |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Feb 20 01:24:07 That looks amazing :D |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Apr 22 17:37:35 The Artist Formerly Known as Prince will release four new albums and tour up through 2017. |
Repel
Member | Sat Apr 23 08:06:18 at the end of 2016 there will be a mega musicfestival up in heaven organized by DL himself! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Apr 23 10:31:41 Prince died on the Queen's birthday, hopefully she'll take the hint |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Apr 23 19:22:12 oo! Stars aligning!! :D This. Could. Be! The!! Year!!! :D :D |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Jul 09 18:33:19 i'm expecting tragedies more numerous than from hoverboards from that new Pokemon Go game |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Jul 09 18:40:52 I hope so! That Pokémon stuff has been super annoying. It's Imgur's latest way of making itself unusable ;p |
nhill
Member | Mon Jul 11 11:45:04 Pokemon Go will burn more calories in a week than Wii Fit will in it's lifetime |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jul 11 11:58:01 True :( ... Kind of torn on that front. On one side I hate Pokémon and the trend logic behind this nuisance, but on the other it's preferable to have a less fat population... It's sort of like hating religion but seeing that it can sometimes make stupid people behave well ;D |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 11 13:17:00 Sore Legs Become Pandemic As Pokémon Go Players Accidentally Get Exercise (bunch of tweets) http://giz...-go-players-acciden-1783402931 |
nhill
Member | Mon Jul 11 13:20:29 Its* (from my post above) *cringe* There's also the mental health benefits of getting nerds outside and socializing. Lot of tweets about depressed people having a reason to get out of bed and its been proven for a while that being outside alleviates depression. I'm not a huge fan of major trends (they becoming annoying quickly), but I think this game is a good thing. I love Pokemon games and the TV show (Digimon is objectively a better TV show though :P), but Go doesn't interest me much. Just not enough gameplay and I already enjoy going outside. |
nhill
Member | Mon Jul 11 13:22:49 It's* Become* (from my post above) What's happening to me ;_; I think I've grown used to editing posts so much that first passes on grammar simply don't happen until after I post... |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 11 13:34:41 the crime & death are coming someone bruised a shin already |
nhill
Member | Mon Jul 11 14:59:15 That's to be expected while most of the players relearn how to walk. :) I imagine there are lots of sunburns and bugbites, too. Who knows, maybe all this virgin blood will evolve a supervirus spread by mosquitoes... |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jul 11 16:08:48 "Pokémon Go = supervirus and downfall of civilization"?? You heard it here first! :D |
nhill
Member | Mon Jul 11 16:15:16 XD |
NightBloom
Innocent | Wed Jul 13 11:00:02 I may appear 1 or 2 times.. :o |
nhill
Member | Wed Jul 13 11:08:02 *blows kiss to NB* ^_~ |
NightBloom
Innocent | Wed Jul 13 11:17:43 *waves* |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Jul 13 11:52:31 *throws a utopiâball at NB* =========== Man Falls In Pond Trying To Catch ‘Em All “Holy $#!%, I didn’t know that was water,” says the man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzPtFz-baMg i told ya! i told ya! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Jul 13 13:24:22 someone found a dead body in a river while pokémoning, probably was a prior pokémoner |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Jul 13 16:15:34 Things seem to be going great! XD |
nhill
Member | Wed Jul 13 16:46:28 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnRXFUDVMAAUuvL.jpg |
nhill
Member | Wed Jul 13 16:47:29 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnRXFUDVMAAUuvL.jpg Turtle Crawler... update your RegEx for https plz T.T |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Jul 13 17:58:42 "hire to walk your phone" D: |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jul 14 12:18:43 maybe i could start a Pokemon Removal service to take advantage of old people who don't understand what's going on |
McKobb
Member | Thu Jul 14 12:21:03 I ain't afraid of no poke! |
Palem
Person. | Thu Jul 14 12:21:04 My apologies if I got QAG murdered :( |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jul 14 14:15:10 Police in Ohio say that a pair of ambitious gamers hopped a fence at the Toledo Zoo early Thursday to play Pokemon Go, according to WTOL. Authorities caught up with Robin Bartholomy, 25, and Adrian Crawford, 26, near the tiger exhibit. The news outlet also pointed out a foreshadowing status on Bartholomy’s Facebook page: "I am not above breaking and entering for Pokemon." Bartholomy and Crawford are each charged with criminal trespassing. ===== so... crime & death, as expected |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jul 14 20:28:25 GREENFIELD, Ind. – A registered sex offender was arrested Wednesday for playing Pokémon Go with children outside the Hancock County Courthouse. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jul 14 20:45:07 “The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual, digital, cyber demons. I believe this is a magnet for demonic powers. They’re spawning demons inside your church. They’re targeting your church with demonic activity. This technology will be used by the enemies of the cross to target, locate, and execute Christians.” pastor Rick Wiles on Pokemon |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Jul 14 21:21:28 Sounds about right ;p |
NightBloom
Innocent | Fri Jul 15 09:48:21 * throws utopiaball at tumbleweed * |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jul 15 11:51:00 From my limited understanding of Pokémon Go gameplay, I think that means that Nightbloom just marked tw for summary liquidation by a soldier of fortune - a death worth upwards of 10 Poké coins ;) |
McKobb
Member | Fri Jul 15 12:39:20 Death to pogo's! |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Jul 29 13:31:24 This hasn't actually happened yet, but I think this is Jimmy Page's year to call it quits :p |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Dec 08 20:41:40 ..getting pretty worried that it's going to be another year without my Elizabeth II death prediction being correct :( |
repel
Member | Fri Dec 09 03:39:45 keep up the hope we still have 3 weeks to go! |
McKobb
Member | Fri Dec 09 07:08:57 That old bird will stretch it out until the '30s. |
McKobb
Member | Fri Dec 09 07:09:13 Also grats! |
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