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Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 05 02:28:00
We must have lols! We must all have lols forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his or her ability!
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 05 02:28:18
"Corn+Drill+Sriracha"
http://imgur.com/gallery/YmbzezQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 05 16:36:45
i can only think about the mess :/ :p
that sriracha was gone immediately...
the lord god
Member
Wed May 11 16:48:02
Custody is key. Heroin is cool, but bading. Fentynyl is king for loss of custody.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 12 09:53:10
Usually when I read nonsense like that there's a .bit link included ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 17 13:04:12
Top comment made this funny
"Can't decide if this is racist or not....."
http://i.imgur.com/HO92eMw.gifv
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 17 19:43:17
Lonely Island / Fallon thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzAOT_WZGo

note: i don't know if it will cause an actual LoL... you've set such high standards for this thread now :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 18 09:55:36
The Academy of Safe Spaces, has some good parts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setUR5s0BBg
like the Bonita Tindle story summary at end :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 18 13:17:30
fake books on the subway - part2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LyVVbhvStk
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 18 13:47:22
"you've set such high standards for this thread now"
lol. Nothing beats HowToBasic ;D
"How To Quickly Deliver a Baby"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHLxfaEh5Y
Did lol at the Fallon thing. I might have to steal that for casual conversations or just for UP shenanigans ;p

"Entitled and emotionally fragile, Sociopathic" XD
Pretty up-to-date video, too! Even had that white dread bigot :D

Gay Garfield could really work :D
Lots of peeps seem okay with taking pix of strangers. Kind of scary ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 18 16:08:43
To the future!
http://imgur.com/gallery/uGRK1Ss
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 22 21:15:58
Dead Poets Society SNL sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6LpKOJVf0
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 22 22:21:05
!!!! XD !!!!
crying laughing, amazing
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 24 01:13:36
Another clip from the Fred Armisen guest spot! Seems like the whole episode might be worth watching :)

"New Girlfriend - SNL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqINqnEa-Y
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 26 16:20:22
Armisen is one of those people who is funny just looking at him... a compliment? :p


hoverboard for ladies (NSFWish):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvxH-BWexU
(& he's got a drone & selfie stick version, not as good tho)
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu May 26 18:13:12
fuck you and your lols
go fucking kill someones kids
then you will laugh more
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 26 23:20:37
Multitasking is very important! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 27 21:39:00
:D
http://imgur.com/gallery/Bb8LBy0
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 27 22:52:08
no context is best context!
http://i.imgur.com/gxGxOCK.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 28 13:50:05
that might be porn...
chuck
Member
Sat May 28 16:36:01
Hoverboard for the ladies is Madison Square Park!

Also that "Deli and Pizzeria" with Empire State Building in the background looks familiar but I can't place it. Guessing southwest of ESB looking north. I dunno!

Need to get this guy on the case: http://twi...album-covers-shot-in-new-york/
chuck
Member
Sat May 28 17:57:14
The Man Who Became A Goat
http://www...5/30/goatman-and-being-a-beast
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 28 20:35:25
Time to transition into attack helicopter?

"that might be porn..."
Anything from Japan probably is ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 29 02:11:38
This post itself didn't make me lol, but this comment under it...
"How my cat welcomes me home"
http://imgur.com/gallery/BqPSGnx
A top comment: "My cat welcomes me home by screaming like a lunatic. Also, my cat is a busdriver chained to a radiator and is afraid of hammers"
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 29 03:46:39
Comments4lols today :D
"Usually I'd say decorating graduation caps are dumb but"
http://imgur.com/gallery/kIFXa6z
Top Comment: "Do colleges really accept human limbs as payment? Because holy shit, I could start a scholarship fund with my basement freezer"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 29 09:24:55
"and is afraid of hammers"

got almost too dark there :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 14:50:47

http://bro...damn-photos-not-a-squirrel.jpg
McKobb
Member
Fri Jun 03 14:53:36
Awesome
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 03 17:59:15
Was that Obvious Plant? :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 18:45:47
ah, i didn't notice the logo down low... it seemed plausible since squirrels are sneaky :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 04 19:04:29
Maya & Marty - Jiminy Glick with Larry David
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJshb7vM13w
(Maya & Marty is a new SNL style show on Tuesdays)

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 05 18:13:35
Amy Schumer Hijacks A Stranger's Tinder Account
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0IuwBDMWHw

seems kinda creepy everyone was a match
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 05 18:14:43
...or maybe you can view just people who picked you already... what do i know...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 06 00:18:10
decent Amy Schumer sketch... so maybe the reckoning can wait for another day
http://www...gj/inside-amy-schumer-mobile-c
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 06 16:12:27
lol@"Jiminy Glick with Larry David" :D
That was one of the more ridiculous Glick interviews :D

"Amy Schumer Hijacks"
Wasn't sure I'd watch the whole thing but that was fun :D

"seems kinda creepy everyone was a match"
Isn't that how Tinder goes? 100% one-sided? Seems like a pretty dysfunctional way to try meeting people, but so is society in general ;)

Nice concept for that Schumer sketch :D .. the peeps on Imgur have a creepy creepy crush on that Verizon actress..
lol@"click click click click click"
"so maybe the reckoning can wait for another day" !!! XD
sends that to everyone*
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 06 16:42:11
i don't really know how Tinder works, flip phone represent! i should've noted it got better once she started texting them :p

& it's probably the AT&T actress (not Verizon)... Milana Vayntrub... not that i've looked her up & put photos of her around my porn dungeon or anything
hood
Member
Tue Jun 07 09:07:41
http://ars...ake-the-lead-on-pacific-rim-2/

Awful critic calls Pacific Rim "complex" in describing excitement for the second one. If that blatant lack of talent (seriously, Pacific Rim and complex are diametrically opposed) in critiquing isn't hilarious, I don't know what is.

(I sincerely not like this lady's taste or thought processes. In her case, it's like they handed out literary degrees to anyone who paid tuition.)
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 07 16:04:05
Ugh.. These peeps *have* to be getting paid to hype crappy blockbusters. But Annalee Newitz was also the one that hated on Winter's War.. so being a hype robot might not be the case.. she might just be outright retarded? ;p
And she has a *PhD* in English but is this clueless! What a fuckup! ;D
Seriously, though. I need to get it together and launch a competing website! It would be great to review popular reviews and make fun of their poor quality :)

..
"& it's probably the AT&T actress (not Verizon)... Milana Vayntrub"

Oops! Milana Vayntrub was actually the one I meant; I thought she was with Verizon. She's definitely the one that Imgur peeps crush on — they must all be on the edge ;)

..
"got better once she started texting them"

Sounds like those conversations would have to be reversed after Vanity Fair person got her phone back :D .. might be lucky that she didn't have any ultra-weirdos respond back, but maybe Schumer did some good picking ;p
Hood
Member
Tue Jun 07 16:57:14
"Ugh.. These peeps *have* to be getting paid to hype crappy blockbusters. But Annalee Newitz was also the one that hated on Winter's War.. so being a hype robot might not be the case.. she might just be outright retarded? ;p
And she has a *PhD* in English but is this clueless! What a fuckup! ;D"

The most amusing part to me:
After she called Pacific Rim "complex," several commenters called the movie stupid, or awful, or whathaveyou. So what did Rim defenders do to defend the movie? They used arguments about how the plot really doesn't matter and it didn't have to be good, because the entire point was to see giant robots fight giant dinosaurs.

And I can understand that logic. But you know what that doesn't mean? That the movie is complex.

I don't see any problem in a movie made solely for visual spectacle. Avatar had terrible plot but was a visual spectacle. The thing is, these movies aren't necessarily good. And personally, they aren't the type of movie I'd pay money to see. If Pacific Rim 2 showed up on netflix? Yeah, I'd watch it. HBOGo? Yeah, I'd watch it. I'm not gonna pay extra to see it though.

And it definitely isn't a complex movie.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 07 17:17:06
"And it definitely isn't a complex movie."

Definitely. Was all pretty standard characters in standard development. It's fine to like the effects and the monster fights, but the writing was not where the producers spent their money..
*considers watching it again just to be sure how bad it was* ;)
hood
Member
Tue Jun 07 17:46:29
Giggle.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 09 16:09:50
Another fun top comment:
"Well I HAD a meeting."
http://imgur.com/gallery/ADMMiDw
Jebbebiah Wilkins
Member
Sat Jun 11 12:06:47
I would buy this, but I'm no smoker.
http://youtu.be/y0MxQrtHc3U
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 12 23:43:28
Reminds me of this Onion video:
"New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'"
http://www...n-teens-its-gay-to-smoke-14373
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 13 17:20:19
This was fun:
"Green screen the Queen"
http://imgur.com/gallery/t7Y3W
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 14 17:04:27
http://imgur.com/gallery/fqbapqY
Hood
Member
Tue Jun 14 19:51:07
Watched Pacific Rim again.

Charlie Day was easily the best actor there. Not that I think Idris Elba is bad, he just didn't really have much to do in that role. Then again, all Charlie Day did was play Charlie Kelly with a biology degree...
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 16:50:50
Another lol from top comment :D
Truck driver helps stranded motorcyclist to side of road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1A4-GkYhfY
Comment: "Why the fuck is this shit written in fucking moon runes? Are there russians in Indiana now?"
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 23 16:37:17
Yay! More Film Standard :D
"The Onion Reviews ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’"
http://www...ependence-day-resurgence-53146
[Onion Film Standard, June 23, 2016]
[Video length: 3:25]
"The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ in this week’s Film Standard."
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 16:02:31
"American origami"
http://imgur.com/gallery/28slP6H
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 18:25:28
HowToBasic from January XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XrHkL3sgQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 18:25:44
("How To Fix a Water Damaged iPhone")
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 25 18:43:55
I don't understand Skyrim modding, so I'll have to assume that this is an accurate representation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 25 18:54:50
This same YouTuber does funny things :D
This time for Metal Gear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLIK5HYkVQE
..might have to check more sometime :)
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 28 19:03:26
even more worried about the direction that HowToBasic's life is taking... crazy person getting money from page views could get ugly ;D
"How To Fix a Slow Macbook"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFm3brOdxcw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 28 19:38:34
wow, he does get a lot of views fast :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 10 20:30:15
'Do you trust me?'
http://imgur.com/gallery/L5yj3
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 16:13:41
Continue watching for the inevitable fun moment >:D
(dog running around a baby)
http://imgur.com/gallery/cuFTG
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 18:11:38
Astronauts describe space
http://imgur.com/gallery/TtplK
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 13 18:43:11
that would be quite a pickle... i wouldn't let him in
Allahuakbar
Member
Sat Jul 23 18:20:33
This is how I test new people: if they laugh then I know that they are infidels and I will no longer talk with them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbdbH5qpB4
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 25 20:00:15
Friend advice:
http://imgur.com/gallery/AItvq
nhill
Member
Mon Jul 25 20:35:07
"LOL Addiction 6"

Hmm... I thought this was a thread about a reality TV show called Addiction 6 until I got bored enough to click it right now. I'm sorry I doubted your sense of taste, Cherub Cow.

*leaves an offering of chocolate and cotton candy*
Hood
Member
Mon Jul 25 20:57:15
"I don't understand Skyrim modding, so I'll have to assume that this is an accurate representation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss "

My trusty steed, Tommy Wiseau!
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 26 01:19:14
Ride free! :D

"I'm sorry I doubted your sense of taste, Cherub Cow."
This is where the healing begins!! Embrace the lols! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 02 02:04:43
"Home Depot Employee Can Tell This Customer’s First Attempt At Pipe Bomb"
[Onion News in Brief; August 1, 2016]
http://www...ll-customers-first-attem-53396
"APPLETON, WI—Shaking his head Monday as the customer selected a length of plastic pipe over a stronger metal alternative and placed it into his shopping cart, local Home Depot sales associate Graham Warner, 57, was reportedly able to tell right away that this was the store patron’s first attempt at making a pipe bomb. “Man, this guy has no idea what he’s doing—he just picked up a bunch of round-head screws even though everyone knows the flat-head ones cause more bodily damage,” said Warner, pointing out that the man had cluelessly grabbed end caps that wouldn’t even fit the width of pipe he had selected. “He asked me where the batteries were, so I showed him, but then he just stood there staring at all the options for a few minutes before tentatively picking one out. Look, look at him now—oh, jeez, he has nowhere near enough wire for the fuse, and that’s way too much chlorate fertilizer, though it’s not going to do him any good since he got the one with dirt already mixed into it.” According to reports, Warner sighed and rolled his eyes knowingly when the man returned to the store several hours later with his hand wrapped in gauze."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 02 13:20:54
soooo... is that advice accurate? >.>
----

not to bring politics over here but this is pretty funny, video at top:

http://www...irginia-crying-baby/index.html

summary:
Trump: oh a crying baby, babies are so wonderful, yay babies
<later>
get your baby out of here, dumbass, lrn2sarcasm
nhill
Member
Tue Aug 02 13:36:39
This has the feel of a vendetta story in the making. Now the baby will start learning an esoteric martial art in the Himalayan mountains and, once mastered, he'll come back and steal all of Trump's toupées (see: Samson and Delilah).
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 02 21:14:28
lol :D
Maybe he feels that way about all of his comments; "she believed me!" ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 04 14:53:44
putting this here too...

a 9/11 Seinfeld script... (is very good if you liked the show)
http://dri...0l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 04 17:55:41
*spoilery* summary if you need incentive to read

Jerry - has OCD worries about all the dust
George - pretends to have been a hero rescuer
Elaine - a bf she doesn't like was in a tower
Kramer - lent hijacker his box-cutter :p files claim
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 04 22:45:24
lol. Okay I'll read it :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 04 23:48:30
it was great imo... felt just like a real episode & didn't really seem offensive w/ the subject matter, fairly tricky

although i'm not sure i could detect what normal people would find offensive :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 07 05:30:38
The writer of this story definitely had a bunch of vocabulary errors... things the Seinfeld writers wouldn't say.. like..
[Elaine]: "He was crying. I WAS CRYING. THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS CRYING ... And when a man who, by the grace of God..."
(Lots of god references or 9/11 fake unity references). Did like all the irreverence though :p

Some fun T-Rex vines in a compilation :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGX0LVkLr04
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 09 05:14:05
This made me lol but that's because it's also kind of terrifying XD
(strange bathroom find)
http://imgur.com/gallery/FeJaH
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 09 11:07:34
impressive work of engineering
hood
Member
Tue Aug 09 12:04:53
Dog may be man's best friend, but ferret is scientist's best friend.

http://history.fnal.gov/felicia.html#SunTimes
McKobb
Member
Tue Aug 09 16:06:35
She will ferret out all the steelements bits
And leave her pee
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 09 16:29:56
They probably put her in little ferret diapers :D

Sports confusion:
http://i.imgur.com/lHJtJoO.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 09 17:32:52
"How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?"
[August 9, 2016; Onion Video; 3:32]
http://www...s-push-their-bodies-fini-53483
"Brazilian construction worker Rodrigo Silva’s speed, endurance, and devotion to his family are put to the test in the Sportology lab."
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 10 02:55:14
"Surprises"
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZBnvU
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 11 19:22:10
"How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery? "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 11 20:36:09
lol!!!!!
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 12 01:13:29
From a couple weeks ago :D
"Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel Return to Couples Counseling"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xEULwZS4hc
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 13 23:27:18
After a date with Niko Bellic
http://i.imgur.com/pesVnhj.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 15 20:28:47
"When you realized you f**ked up"
http://imgur.com/gallery/P8MhFTn
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 01:43:49
The original poster's username made me lol :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/ptoaD
McKobb
Member
Tue Aug 16 02:04:19
http://pre...ree_by_monorirogue-da7k2yc.jpg

BAMF!
McKobb
Member
Tue Aug 16 02:13:07
http://ima.../69833020/bamf_done_small2.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 16 11:11:05
i like 'the implication' poster :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 16 11:14:36
the source scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 12:32:17
"i like 'the implication' poster :p"

No one's in any danger! ;D

..
plz2have moar internetz?
(synchronized diving with another weird outcome)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BJJzgDZhPsW/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 15:03:02
stumbled across this headline:


Donald Trump’s Purge-Looking Son Takes The Time Out Of His Day To Blame Women For Being Sexually Harrassed

http://www...-being-sexually-harrassed.html

purge-looking :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:28:15
The details seem to be falling in place for a Pro-Purge Trump presidency! This really makes him the most qualified candidate :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:13:13
Fun book cover edits:
http://imgur.com/gallery/llrbB
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:36:07
Stranger Things parody maybe
http://www.facebook.com/KinneTVshow/videos/1105109049576108
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 20 00:37:14
the Sweet Valley Twins ones look best :p

i used to read Hardy Boys books... totally forgot about them... & everything in them
McKobb
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:59:31
A friend of mine had the whole series.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 02:15:14
With an adult reading level I wonder if it would take longer than a few days to read the entire collection :)
McKobb
Member
Sat Aug 20 02:17:10
I dunno
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