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Marlboro man
Member
Sat Aug 06 11:38:40
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Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 06 15:08:11
But I needs it :(
I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?
nhill
Member
Sat Aug 06 15:18:39
1. Sell artesian water
2. Buy water with profits
3. Put water into well
4. Repeat until property is fully submerged
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 06 21:14:54
Yay!
*dies*
nhill
Member
Sat Aug 06 22:34:53
;_;
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sat Aug 06 23:29:03
'But I needs it :(
I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? '

Press the local serfs into service under your armies and march on your neighbors until you find an expert on artesian wells to enslave for life.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 06 23:32:14
That's now what Gates McFadden suggested ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 06 23:32:27
*"[not] what"
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sat Dec 16 16:41:33
Gates McFadden wasted her career by not doing a porno when she was young. What would she know?
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