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Marlboro man
Member | Sat Aug 06 11:38:40 . |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Aug 06 15:08:11 But I needs it :( I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? |
nhill
Member | Sat Aug 06 15:18:39 1. Sell artesian water 2. Buy water with profits 3. Put water into well 4. Repeat until property is fully submerged |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Aug 06 21:14:54 Yay! *dies* |
nhill
Member | Sat Aug 06 22:34:53 ;_; |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sat Aug 06 23:29:03 'But I needs it :( I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? ' Press the local serfs into service under your armies and march on your neighbors until you find an expert on artesian wells to enslave for life. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Aug 06 23:32:14 That's now what Gates McFadden suggested ;p |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sat Aug 06 23:32:27 *"[not] what" |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sat Dec 16 16:41:33 Gates McFadden wasted her career by not doing a porno when she was young. What would she know? |
Midion
Member | Tue Dec 19 23:13:11 I just cry into a cup when i'm thirsty. I mean what... |
hood
Member | Wed Dec 20 23:53:22 Tears are delicious, so I don't blame you. |
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