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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 14 16:08:46
bull outsmarts man
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b4_1471148809
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 14 16:50:57
If only there were more videos of sharks doing that ;p

Apparently this person shot once and it went through 5 players (CounterStrike):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzaHrjqvrgA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 14 20:53:51
maybe sharks do it but Big Shark Tank keeps it from the public


cat sensing danger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyYDmTx4pzE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 15 17:40:09
rude cat or dog... depending on perspective
http://www...Benji/videos/1031726610274480/
...probably the cat though :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 15 17:53:15
boiling rage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC7eFj88X6c

does he say 'i'd pull Trump on ya' @ 0:32?
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 15 20:39:16
lol!! he totally did :D
I don't even know what that means. Hopefully it means that he'd Purge and cleanse his soul, but Trump hasn't come out and said that he's pro-Purge yet so it's a grey area ;D
..and how short was this guy really?
..and even though this cyclist was totally in the right, this angry man still seems somehow remarkable. Like a gladiator killing prisoners in the coliseum ;p

"...probably the cat though :p"
Does seem like that dish was too big :D

Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 15 20:53:47
GoPro on Hot Wheels track:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Coi4_BVL4
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 15 21:32:30
bowl of kitties likes Olympics
http://imgur.com/gallery/lLA1QCA
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 14:41:36
More developments with this noise complaint person on Imgur..
http://imgur.com/gallery/XwHla3s
I accidentally posted the earlier details in the second Zika UP thread, and it's also possible to click on this person's username at the link to see the former posts, but TLDR:
- Super timid/weak tenant with 'anxiety' that likes to play electronic drums as outlet (uses headphones, but those drums still make noise). No former complaints, but former neighbors were partyers
- Neighbor with baby moves in downstairs
- Drum person gives neighbor phone# and says it's okay to text if too loud
- Neighbor proceeds to text frequently, apparently even when no drumming occurs
- Neighbor hears drumming and kicks door in anger
- Neighbor makes complaints to management, who apparently sided with the neighbor
- Drum person asks neighbor to stop texting
- Drum person takes decibel readings with phone app; the readings were actually over the maximum allowed, but supposedly those readings have to be that loud when away from the source by 25feet.
- This update: Management claims to have witnessed a noise event and writes a "Notice of Violation"

I'm still skeptical that this drum person has been telling the entire story. He could easily be a loud person who doesn't realize how loud he is, but because he has a victim's tone and is the one telling the story he gets to sell his perspective... The story was randomly picked up by DailyMail, so it's possible that the neighbors will eventually take to social media too, which could be a fun outcome for readers :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 16 14:55:14
i'm siding against the drummer :p

i hate noisy neighbors... especially thumping... he's probably noisy & note says management witnessed it
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 15:09:54
Yeah! I guess it's possible that management was siding with the more annoying person (like how angry customers can get good employees fired), but the dose of objectivity from his decibel post ( http://imgur.com/gallery/gh9J3 ) works against him. If he posted a video of his drumming I'm sure his supporters would start turning on him >:p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 16 15:18:35
i haven't really read much of the stuff, but he seems to be posting some city ordinance info

a landlord would have their own noise verbiage in the lease which is likely less lenient than a city ordinance which would be for people living in entirely separate houses
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 15:35:29
Seems like they would! That makes it kind of weird that he posted the ordinance instead of his actual lease — that would have been the first thing I'd have checked, anyways..

Short version was that the ordinance says a max of 55dBA for day time and 45dBA for night, never to exceed either by 10dBA and not to exceed by 5 for more than 10min. He took an average of 26.2dB in the room (max of 57.2) and an average of 21.5dB from 25feet (max of 40.9). Both sets of readings would be "legal" by the ordnance, but even an average of 21.5dB of drumming as heard through a ceiling cannot be fun.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 15:37:38
*"'legal' by the [ordinance]" — wrong ordinance/ordnance choice ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 16 18:03:31
"Typical cat mentality..."
http://imgur.com/gallery/qa4mi
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 16 19:00:06
i don't really have a concept of decibel levels but reaching daytime city limits suggests a downstairs neighbor would be upset :p


my dad would hate that cat
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 17 12:49:13
when keeping it real goes wrong
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=459_1471446475

i can't figure out what head-bashing objects these people are using... first guy has something weird, then guy at ~1:00 hits first guy w/ something
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 17 14:26:18
skunk family investigates cyclist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm_G82Vq5jY
McKobb
Member
Wed Aug 17 16:38:15
Probably not the first body that dude has left behind.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 18 04:28:23
@[murder?] video : wows... seems like he realized pretty quickly afterwards that he had gone too far. Someone in the comments translated him as repeating, "I only tapped him," so maybe he wasn't expecting mortality to be that suddenly discoverable :/ ... And another comment mentioned that the likely-murderer used a steering wheel brace/lock, which looks correct from an image search (ignoring the "club" style ones). If he really did murder that motorcyclist then hopefully the murderer was rich! I think the justice system is only lenient towards money there :p

Strange meet with those skunks! :D
Mommy Skunk showing the kids her domain like an educational field trip? :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 18 12:17:56
a steering wheel lock would make sense for the possible murderer... not sure about the navy blue shirt guy who seems to just come walking down the sidewalk

perhaps carrying around head-bashers is some custom over there :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 18 14:08:03
the true believer is revealed
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d7_1471500078
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 05:20:10
"were shocked by the results of their combined efforts" — nice title :D

..
"not sure about the navy blue shirt guy who seems to just come walking down the sidewalk"

Oh yeah.. difficult to see. It's in frame at about 1:04 — looks like calipers or something. But maybe it's just another steering lock?

"perhaps carrying around head-bashers is some custom over there :p"

Maybe! :D Weapons of opportunity though.. like bike locks and small children ;)

..
Toad inhales worm:
http://imgur.com/gallery/aqst3wN
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 05:45:17
"You're out!"
http://imgur.com/gallery/6Www1CO
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 06:01:14
dreaming kittens
http://www.instagram.com/p/BJQ2nyYDBtN/?hl=en
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 11:45:09
i could watch those toads all day :p
& smart dog!


cat & baby squirrel monkey:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=945_1471551462
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 14:45:50
people praying then...
(can skip first minute)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eca_1471612083

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 15:35:27
Syracuse man shot to death after argument over 'Deez Nuts' near kids

Syracuse, NY -- A Syracuse man who felt his roommate was using an inappropriate slang term was shot to death after complaining, a prosecutor said today.

Williams, the murderer, had been repeatedly using the phrase "deez nuts" in the days before the fatal shooting, Senior Assistant District Attorney Melinda McGunnigle said.

Hill, the victim, didn't think it was appropriate for Williams to use the phrase repeatedly. The 3-year-old child of the killer's girlfriend had picked it up.

Hill complained to someone else that the child's father wouldn't want the child using that term. That person told Williams of Hill's gripe.

Williams became increasingly angry at Hill for complaining about "deez nuts," the prosecutor said. After driving around for awhile, he returned to the house and got Hill out of his bedroom.

After a confrontation in the living room, Hill was shot to death. The victim's three children were in another room when their father was shot to death.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 16:35:39
"DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION" — A Bad Lip Reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DErurte4CE

(i don't see one yet for Repubs/Trump)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 19 17:18:41
CERN -claims- this human sacrifice was a prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBBvYdBeu8s

Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:18:39
lol! :D The 'God Particle' demands the blood of the innocent!!! ;p

lol@Hillary "man servants" in bad lip reading XD
Man @2:04 looked like a fat Fred Armisen or something
lol@Khaleesi part

That Hill/Williams story was a little confusing. Like I guess..
- Hill (victim and roommate) had three children present
- Williams' girlfriend had one child
- Williams (murderer) kept saying, "Deez Nuts"
- Hill complained that Williams' girlfriend's child's father wouldn't like the phrase used around the absent father's child.. but why mention that when Hill's own children were present? Seems like he could just say that he doesn't want that phrase used around his own (Hill's own) children? Or maybe he did but Williams only cared when it was turned to make him look like a bad substitute father? So interesting! ;p

..
"cat & baby squirrel monkey" — ultra squee!! I wonder if that cat feels like a shark with a new pilot fish ;)

"people praying then..." — more missing details! :D one of the idiots in the comments (troll?) seems to think it was staged, but that was based on the bald man turning at about 1:18... which was probably done because he was approached and saw it out of the corner of his eye, or else the black man touched the bald man's foot.. or just said something that's not audible? Or the bald man is a rage-a-holic and was just waiting for an imagined excuse to lash out at someone who had a problem with their praying, even if no one actually had a problem with their praying? Or that was the end of a long series of harassment and this black man returned with more provocation attempts? *shrugs* :p

Puppy naps (strange music selection)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BJRJd0tD6HC/
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:22:35
Kind of comical way to introduce a product:
"Redneck Drives a Duct Tape Car off a Cliff!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haPvuhznuyI
McKobb
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:36:05
Huh, I wonder if it will work on the airfoil of a 1967 Cessna 172H?
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:46:42
Worth a try! Though I'm not sure that I would go in the air with that plane without lots of ground testing first :)

Pretty close/convincing Kim Jong-un impersonator at Olympics:
http://imgur.com/gallery/0lKwW
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:53:23
mini wine glass for tiny floof:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lFvLncz
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 22:53:36
mini stuffed animal for tiny floof:
http://i.imgur.com/j7K85kH.gifv
McKobb
Member
Fri Aug 19 23:10:02
But is strong as steel! And I would not get a rodent drunk in public.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 19 23:28:46
"But is strong as steel!"
So they say!! :D I'd still have to work up to that level of product trust, though :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 20 00:26:23
the tape seemed neat until it said you had to dip it in water... that bothers me for some reason :p


the hazards of shooting the biker next to you
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1471640671
the dead guy got the last laugh!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 20 00:30:41
and a 2nd popular Brazil homicide video today:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1bc_1471643898

fear the motorcycle helmet
McKobb
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:41:49
Fuck it, I'll just use orthotape!
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:57:37
"the hazards of shooting the biker next to you"
Yep! Pretty sure I have no desire to visit Brazilian cities! :D

Fun comment from there: "Brazil, come for the theivery, stay because you're dead."

..
"the tape seemed neat until it said you had to dip it in water... that bothers me for some reason :p"

Makes it sound like paper mache or making casts.. but more metallic

Oops! (when hanging from things goes wrong)
http://www...LDg0To/?taken-by=jerryoftheday
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 00:58:20
"Fuck it, I'll just use orthotape!"

lulz, you got there way before me :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 20 21:27:32
The director of the 2006 comedy film “Idiocracy” says an attempt to use the movie’s characters in humorous political ads was stopped by 20th Century Fox.

“It kind of fell apart. It was announced that they were anti-Trump,” Mike Judge told the Daily Beast in a Friday interview.

“I would’ve preferred to make them and then have the people decide.”

Judge said screenwriter Etan Cohen and actor Terry Crews — who starred in the film as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho — were on board, but the studio who owned the rights to “Idiocracy” put a “roadblock” up.

“Terry Crews had wanted to just make some funny Camacho ads, and Etan [Cohen] and I had written a few that I thought were pretty funny, and it just fell apart,” he said.

“I just heard that they were put on the shelf, so it looks like they’re not going to happen.”

The idea for the ads came after Cohen wrote a viral tweet comparing the 2016 presidential race to the film:

"I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary."

The ads written by Cohen and Judge would have juxtaposed scenes from the film with current political clips that are similar.


:(
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 20 23:05:59
:(
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
- Lee Harvey Oswald
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 03:51:17
"Worlds Cutest Frog" sounds like squeeze toy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 04:07:44
More bowing deer in Japan:
http://imgur.com/gallery/7mOy976
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 21 11:58:27
speaking of Japan... for some reason those tiny people came in 2nd in the 4x100m relay, it seemed weird to me :p


bull winning again... warning: a bit more graphic than others
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ef_1471739940
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 16:03:23
D:
..I think it's how he would have wanted to go: gored by a bull
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 16:11:37
Someone in the comments posted another angle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFS4aZJyGUI
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 16:12:26
oops! I removed the extra stuff at the end if the link but not the "s":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFS4aZJyGUI
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 21 19:16:05
why are so many riding on that forklift... racist stereotype... :p


this kinda makes me want to steal from an Apple store
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc2_1471798843
so easy...
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Aug 21 23:57:59
Wonder how they convinced an employee to put the Macbooks on the table without charging a card first..

"Whiskers back from the vet!!"
http://imgur.com/gallery/KqeOA
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 22 01:15:56
"Hamster clears World 1-1" or "ハムマリオ"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9-dXJl2I0s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 22 14:27:52
Aug 19: tweet: "I need to move out of my place before I viciously murder my roommates" ~Zachary

Aug 21: Officers say 21-year-old Zachary Penton called police and told them he shot his roommate, 41-year-old Daniel Garofalo, after some sort of altercation. Garofalo was pronounced deceased on scene.

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 22 17:38:39
i don't have a direct link to this... all videos should be YouTubes!
http://bro...-tries-to-do-crafty-wall-jump/

"it happened again! yes!"

Alan doesn't seem like the best friend :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 22 20:28:13
ahh! D: ... umm... okay... interesting life choices :p

And at least Zachary knows himself well ;D

"I love watching monster trucks."
http://imgur.com/gallery/bwzmXJD
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 22 20:29:20
"When you're playing GTA and hit a deer going 5mph."
http://imgur.com/gallery/Gi2ByJ9
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 22 21:14:51
wow... ^that's a lot of physics


a great photo of spaghetti lost forever
http://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xKzDKbtPEeOHQI/giphy.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 22 21:51:00
Instagram will never know how beautiful it was :'(

It must have been a super light deer and/or a great windshield angle for the impact :)

Key&Peele sketch: kitty stares down thugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHCWgdDNUGk
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 23 11:14:59
Zokembion (zombie/Pokemon) horde in Taiwan
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f44_1471924818

them Hajj stampede massacres could get even more huge
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 23 12:29:26
seal hiding on a boat
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7f_1471971613
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 23 19:45:16
bathing in hot sauce appears unpleasant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO78wvoL_cc
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 23 21:34:22
LOL!! XD
... another victory for the internet ;D

...
"Zokembion (zombie/Pokemon) horde in Taiwan"

Yep! Looks like another evolution in population manipulation by software! :p .. just promise people a virtual rarity and they'll obey physical movement commands. And listening to people defend it...
[Liveleak Comment]: "You mean to say that walking in the open air, talking to strangers you would have otherwise never spoken to, meeting and playing together with total strangers, and having a good time outside the house, are bad things?" ... umm... yeah it's possible to make Black Friday semi-rioting sound good too: 'You mean to say that getting fresh air in front of a Walmart, brushing up on your camping skills, having novel relationships with strangers, and seeking little blessings for your loved ones are bad things?'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3l1ejATaSE
'These positives can't possibly have negatives attached to them! Placation and manipulation can't possibly be attached to the things that I like!' ;D

..
"seal hiding on a boat"

So cool!!! Neat how the orcas look onto the boat.
Here again with some other footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZvsgqbMMQ
..looks like the seal left when the orcas left the area.. another clever orca strategy?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 23 21:47:11
i hope not, he deserves to live! they were really stalking him... poor lil fella


and fighting over vegetable steamers is good training for the apocalypse
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 23 22:06:44
True! .. and peeps might have to be willing to take those things right out of the hands of small children! :D

Yeah! I hope he makes it. It seemed like a particularly young seal pup — potentially has a few years of lounging in the sun left :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 23 22:13:30
squee of the day (lioness with cub):
http://imgur.com/gallery/Jw3Pbj8
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 24 02:18:06
A fresh video of someone falling down one of those trap-doors behind a bar :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/v77jyKn
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 24 12:06:49
they should make the hatch open toward the normal direction of travel so ppl would run into the hatch door... & then give me large sums of money for the idea


Atlanta's version of knifey-spoony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RH4V-Hkcv8
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 24 20:49:11
"
Hope Solo suspended from women's US soccer team for 6 months for calling Sweden team "cowards"
"

oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was America!
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 24 23:14:58
Yeah what's the problem?? Maybe they *were* being cowards with some overly defensive strategy!! :)

"Atlanta's version of knifey-spoony"
Wows! .. I looked up articles about it, but the most I've read is that the woman was brought to the hospital in stable condition and later released (supposedly she posted as much on Instagram) and the police may still be seeking [both?] men... That makes it sound like the draco pistol user left after calling the police? Or it just sounds like the police won't name anyone until they find the would-be robber... pretty neat stand-off! :D

A good throw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivqFk6Fzq4U
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 24 23:50:48
Fun ending for this parking help gif :)
http://imgur.com/gallery/J6ZR7
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 24 23:54:47
Prison guard attacked but assisted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPfiAZNDXo4
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 25 00:18:28
Meme variation on the Dexter "Surprise, motherfucker" gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/4Xtrz
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 25 00:36:11
it would not surprise me if that guy was not in legal possession of the draco pistol :p


"Prison guard attacked but assisted"

it was just like Darth Vader during Emperor vs Luke
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 25 02:28:37
"it was just like Darth Vader during Emperor vs Luke"
totes! :D .. if he wasn't thinking of ending the Empire then I wonder if he was thinking of early release while he was doing it, or maybe he just didn't like the other prisoner..

And @robbery, yeah.. I can't imagine anyone who would legally register a draco :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 25 10:58:12
Japanese police have arrested a driver who they say struck and killed a woman while he was playing Pokemon Go.

The suspect, a 39-year old farmer, was driving a small truck on Tuesday evening when he failed to notice two women crossing the road because he was playing the popular augmented reality game, the police said.

One of the victims, a woman in her early 70s, died of a spinal injury after being hit by the truck. The other woman has been hospitalized with a severe injury.

The police said the driver told them he was not paying attention and had been distracted by Pokemon Go. It was the first case of a death in Japan resulting from someone playing the game, they added.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 25 13:46:39
more toad action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJS0WQPRlLU
... i'm assuming they are thinking 'how dare you' after each grab
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 25 14:38:34
Those were some pretty accusatory glances. :D .. probably makes sense to put them on opposite sides of the tank for feeding, but the conflict is a lot of fun this way :)

"It was the first case of a death in Japan resulting from someone playing the game, they added."
Only the beginning! ;D
McKobb
Member
Thu Aug 25 15:39:39
I searched the Internet over and could not find an image of a diaper that had 'trigger warning' on it. Is it in the safe space?
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 25 16:16:38
Like as a product to buy or just photoshopped?
McKobb
Member
Thu Aug 25 17:02:11
Just shopped, although a product would make a great gift for incoming freshmen!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 25 18:22:31
speaking of which...

“Our commitment to academic freedom means that we do not support so-called ‘trigger warnings,’ we do not cancel invited speakers because their topics might prove controversial, and we do not condone the creation of intellectual ‘safe spaces’ where individuals can retreat from ideas and perspectives at odds with their own.”

from a Univerity of Chicago welcome letter:
http://bro...iversity-of-chicago-letter.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Aug 26 03:03:37
No support for trigger warnings????
*triggered*
McKobb
Member
Fri Aug 26 03:09:17
They could hire some trigger guards...for safety purposes you know.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Aug 27 10:30:52
good news... you no longer have to go to the hassle of tilting your head up while crossing streets in Augsburg Germany:


Recognizing the dangers of texting and walking – and perhaps realizing that attempts to stop pedestrians from using their phones would be futile – the German city of Augsburg installed traffic lights in the sidewalk that face up at pedestrians. Stephanie Lerman, who is a spokesperson for the German city of Augsburg, told the The Washington Post that the new traffic lights “…create a whole new level of attention,” and that the money was “wisely spent.”
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Aug 27 12:14:15
:(
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 28 12:47:03
A Texas steak house briefly turned into a scene out of “Road House” when, according to police, a server fired gunshots into the air after allegedly being attacked by at least one angry customer.

An incensed customer who was angry about his meal allegedly sparked the brief chaos at San Antonio’s Little Red Barn Steakhouse Wednesday afternoon, witnesses said.

“He was the one that threw the first punch,” witness Crystal Halliday, 28, told News 4 San Antonio of the customer. “He was a larger man, so he was on top of the waiter, beating him up pretty bad. I believe he also hit him with a computer that was there at the hostess stand.”

“The customers mentioned that he messed up their order,” another witness told KENS 5 News, “so when the waiter went to the side to step back, one of the customers got loose and started beating on the waiter.”

Police said the server was able to free himself. He then brandished a handgun and fired several rounds into the ceiling.
====

TRUMP alone can fix!

some video... i assume the customer is obscured by woman in apron:
http://twitter.com/JoLoKENS5/status/768537516563689472
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Aug 28 18:34:39
bear unscrews a trash can... and eats a bunch of paper
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28e_1472400146
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 29 14:25:01
mmm... paper ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 29 14:29:26
This sounds very Internet-y
"Dad Shares Photo Album Through Never-Before-Seen Website"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...rough-never-seen-website-53742
"SECAUCUS, NJ—Wondering aloud how the father of three even managed to find the online image-hosting service, family members of local dad Phil Yates told reporters Monday the 57-year-old had shared a photo album with them through a never-before-seen website. “I got this weird email saying that Dad wanted to share some photos with me on his ‘PicLinks photo desk,’ and the link took me to this site I’ve never heard of at all,” said daughter Katherine Yates, 23, adding that she was forced to sign up for something called a PicLinks “PixelClub Account” and opt in to the PicLinks photo tips mailing list to view her father’s pictures of a recent gathering at their Uncle Steve’s rented beach house. “The site had a bunch of these pop-up offers for creating a personalized photo book, and then after looking at a few pictures, I got a notification saying the free space on my photo desk was running low, and it said the only way to view any more photos was to join PicLinks Pro. Why did Dad even pick this site?” At press time, Katherine Yates was reportedly struggling to make sense of a page on the PicLinks site prompting her to rate the photo album by either clicking on the icon of an orange clipart camera with its shutter open or a purple one with its shutter closed."

..kind of reminds me of how Google maps has been changing. All these little icons with no explanations that do unexpected things... kind of just have to randomly click things to uncover functionality :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Aug 29 18:39:40
gotta join GoogleMaps Pro for the tooltips (a joke :p... at present time anyway)

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beware using public lubricant:

A 62-year-old man has been arrested after he allegedly filled a lubricant dispenser with hydrochloric acid at a gay club in Australia.


that's some chinese-grade evil
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 29 22:41:36
imagine the thought process behind that..

people being weird :p
(cereal bowl alternative)
http://imgur.com/gallery/w0RxGYH
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 30 00:53:36
"Leslie Smith's cauliflower ear explodes."
(pretty bloody!)
http://imgur.com/gallery/LINGWOE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Aug 30 11:46:11
does that end the fight? seems like it should

a strangely attractive couple in the cereal thing... too bad don't see the girl more :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Aug 30 13:27:37
Yeah he seems much cooler than her though :p

Sounds like they did stop the fight (and this was back in 2014! Hate it when I think it's a fresh event!):
http://www...ering-exploded-cauliflower-ear
..she had to take a loss, but she said she wanted to keep going :)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 31 01:13:48
"Donald Cerrone going Super Saiyan after his amazing 4 hit combo."
(really nice video editing!)
http://imgur.com/gallery/LPNybr0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Aug 31 01:33:50
yeah, very impressive work
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another thing to worry about when going outside: hawks throwing snakes at you
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c3_1472545601
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 31 02:11:45
!!:D
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Aug 31 02:59:18
"I LIKE TO SING DANCE AND I LIKE TO HAVE FUN FUN FUN FUN"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI965aDIiUM
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