Utopia Talk / General Talk / #UGTwit58 - Oct 2016 PT (pre-Trump)

tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 04 13:26:04 an enormous amount of clown activity in the news, be careful out there
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 04 14:59:57 weird item on Etsy http://www...ature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask "Item Details: You people make me sick. "
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 05 00:51:01 lol wut :D National Geographic photos: http://imgur.com/gallery/9WcCE Nice hare, fox, and bears in this collage :)
Hood Member	Wed Oct 05 01:55:28 I want a fox...
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 05 03:45:34 They seem clever and less mischievous than trash pandas :)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 09:24:59 the alien squid was really good too a mischievous fennec fox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7i-W8ze4M
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 09:29:11 & you better not be mentally pronouncing 'mischievous' as though there's an 'i' after the 'v' or my old english teacher will beat you to death... or haunt you, she's probably dead by now
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 12:11:04 JACKSON TWP. Police said a 72-year-old man has admitted breaking into a woman’s home and tainting her orange juice with his bodily fluid. ... According to Stark County Jail records, Burdette entered a home in the 1300 block of Concord Street NW shortly after midnight Wednesday night by using a key located in a shed on the property. While inside the home, Burdette masturbated into the homeowner’s bottle of orange juice. He then closed the juice bottle and returned it to the refrigerator, according to jail records. His actions were recorded on the home’s video surveillance, according to jail records. No details were given on whether the homeowner knew Burdette or drank the tainted orange juice.
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 05 13:49:52 Time to start locking my fridge like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory?? "a mischievous fennec fox" see! similar demands as raccoons but without opposable thumbs they have to do more clever stuff :D I say mis-jiv-us for regular speech but mis-jeeeev-ee-us for dramatic effect ;p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 16:08:45 i don't recall Conspiracy Theory... but i would go w/ a combination lock as they would have bypassed a key lock already ------- A man accused of shooting an AR-15 into the air near a woman walking a dog allegedly did so because he mistook her for a clown. Police in Bardstown, Kentucky, say Adam Tingle’s wife told him she saw a clown outside, and he yelled at the person in question, The Kentucky Standard reported Saturday. When the person didn’t react, he allegedly fired one shot into the air to scare them off, and his wife called 911. Apparently, the “clown” was actually a woman walking her dog. Tingle was charged with second-degree wanton endangerment.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 16:24:34 hard to believe people once hired clowns to entertain children... now we know better
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 05 18:41:00 We'll never make that mistake again. #NeverForgetTheClownWars @Conspiracy Theory This was how Gibson did it: http://youtu.be/Lr_eP5xl6lU?t=1h7m13s Key lock on refrigerator door, combination lock on anything inside :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 19:14:40 ahh... some brilliant thinking that's why Mel Gibson is more successful than me
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 05 22:06:10 Anna Kendrick creeped out by a dead Daniel Radcliffe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZKd8WXVNjc
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 06 00:42:01 Sooo many people wanted it :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 06 11:53:08 i think that would be standard reaction to any free offering though :p window guest http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7e_1475732095
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 06 15:21:08 squirrels jumping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBY3nnWUSq0 0:18 may be a vision of the last thing you'll ever see
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 06 16:29:29 all the trouble-making clowns could be Tim Kaine's henchmen http://i.sli.mg/UztDEQ.png and Trump did claim to be Batman... maybe a bumbling idiot is just his cover
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 06 17:07:34 Jack is back! ;) I think that house belongs to snake now :p lol! Nice touch on the Star Wars theme for the squirrels :D Someone posted a bunch of trail cam pictures of a forest fire out of order, so I put them in order as a gif and added a little thing in the middle :D http://imgur.com/gallery/g868lMF
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 07 01:02:12 bears! Larry the Cable Guy rips a guy's arm off, sorta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVu0pwBNVc i don't know why people still arm wrestle given that happens in every arm wrestling video i watch... (although that's possibly not a representative sample)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 07 02:02:38 D: .. yeah.. not sure if it's a worthwhile activity unless you know that your calcium levels can be competitive ;) "Fuck your speed camera!" http://imgur.com/gallery/lS1BwZr
McKobb Member	Fri Oct 07 02:06:57 Sit and spin, bitches!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 07 16:22:21 komodo dragon vs squirrel http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec7_1475870321
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 08 01:10:51 :o
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 08 23:38:51 A "Clown Lives Matter" march has been scheduled in Tucson in response to the social-media frenzy about creepy clowns in Arizona and other parts of the country. ... "This is a peaceful walk to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!" her Facebook flier said. Oct. 15... day of the massacre...
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 00:05:13 No one could ever forget the day the clowns cried :'(
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 14:00:15 I guess "Welcome to the Jungle" makes a good cover song for traditional instruments (like the 2 cellos peeps, but Japan): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzNwMz5FCQ
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 14:37:07 How to refill a lighter: http://imgur.com/gallery/Moa6M
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 14:52:07 things seem to be going well in Florida (mantee moves inland): http://imgur.com/gallery/e3cJsPu
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 14:52:18 *manatee
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 09 16:54:30 Welcome to the Jungle is a great song i'd like to see a version where middle woman lets down her hair and starts screaming the lyrics into a microphone though...
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 09 21:01:36 Foosball play with nice celebration http://imgur.com/gallery/BBtSt "Teamwork is very important" — TRex
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 11 14:55:42 Samsung phones as a GTA weapon http://twitter.com/TroydanGaming/status/785563017220091904 good marketing
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 14:47:23 'sexy' Ken Bone costume... for ladies http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Undecided-Voter-Costume.php
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 14:48:19 ...possibly a fake marketing stunt... i would assume no one would buy that :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 14:54:05 another bandit making off with a phone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHBkrcEziu0
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 15:29:10 d'aww http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuWzWSOW8AYPide.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 12 18:03:57 squee! :D Was that the kitten saved during the hurricane? I don't care about old people being rescued, but *kittens*!!! ;D lol@'sexy' Ken Bone :D where did world get to here? ;p That raccoon better have a Facebook page soon! ;p Someone on Imgur re-posted this generic breathing exercise gif that's supposed to relax you, so I remade it! :D http://i.imgur.com/f6AGbww.gif
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 12 18:04:23 The breathing exercise post for reference: http://imgur.com/gallery/wLZyc
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 19:32:08 the story was a hurricane rescue kitten but you never know :p people attach fake stories to animal pics (like there's one of a baby deer & something else in an office w/ a fake story) moral: don't believe stories behind animal pix without a full investigation! --- can't go wrong w/ Ralph Wiggum :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 19:33:18 guy gets caught w/ a chick(en) is his trunk & pretends he's confused... or something http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXBB0ndYTA
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 12 23:11:38 Oops! ;D Farva would know what to call him ;p http://img...opers-license-and-reg-gkrL.gif
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Oct 12 23:24:56 a bunch of sheep following some ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUCFYSCqHL0
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Oct 12 23:52:04 Donkey is tall. Donkey commands respect!
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 13 01:00:57 nearly three minutes of two cats pulling a milk dish from each other :) http://imgur.com/gallery/osCwj
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 13 01:13:35 tensions are wearing thin near the end :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 13 10:48:10 Alex Trebek has brutally attacked us http://twitter.com/TerrellDidThis/status/786351151067328516
McKobb Member	Thu Oct 13 13:48:43 Three minutes of getting grabbed by the pussy!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 13 14:55:17 Ryan Stanislaw was arrested Saturday after allegedly firing into a home while “hunting zombies” at around 5 a.m. in North St. Paul, Minnesota, Fox 9 News reports. Police say a bullet from an AR-15 rifle shattered the window of Ken Quaale, who was asleep at the time. Stanislaw, 24, allegedly told police he was simply out “making sure my neighborhood is safe” and that he was aiming at “a zombie.” He was also carrying bullets marketed as anti-zombie ammunition. A criminal complaint cites Stanislaw’s mother as saying he has no history of mental illness.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 13 19:22:12 Bryan Cranston may have murdered a guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXaAiE0r8DQ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Oct 13 22:49:55 Ken Bone did a reddit AMA (ask me anything)... he's getting a bit full of himself, time to tear him down & leave him in the gutter
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 01:14:09 Oh Cranston totes murdered that man and now he's bragging about it on a talk show. That must be such a thrill! To confess without consequences! ;D lol@Trebek :D Fun neighborhood activity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvHCykaMQhI
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 03:15:34 Looks like someone staged a creepy clown scene: (clown very obviously wielding knife checks doors at a house in very cinematic fashion) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1zr9ZpL3U So likely fake, but still kind of a fun thing :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 10:45:03 yeah hard to say... a lot of fake clown things around which will lead to tragedy as people hesitate instead of killing clowns on sight
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 11:16:07 crazy peterson attacked by a plant while catching his next stinging insect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzTse9Dsaw
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 11:40:20 Ken Bone is going down :p Bone's questionable Reddit posts include a number of comments about the bodies of women in NSFW photos, as well as a confession that he once committed felony insurance fraud, forging documents to make it appear that he had car insurance for his pizza delivery gig. In addition, he wrote candid comments about the killing of Trayvon Martin, which he referred to as "justified." He also called acquitted gunman George Zimmerman a "big ole shit bird." In a recent post, he referenced Jennifer Lawrence's hacked nude photos from 2014: "Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them." "By which I mean guys like me," he added. "I saw her butt hole. I liked it."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 15:48:08 tiger beetle head http://you...yBB3DOW4ALrnnJsG_fNGkIRzIT7NY/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 17:14:55 fantastic nature video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM giraffe vs lion bit = epic the world would be so much better without humans :p ... but would be hard to appreciate...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 17:42:36 Ann Collins for Treasurer!... she has the qualities you want http://www.instagram.com/p/BLckdp_As2M/ (seems to be real)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 18:25:07 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qOLN7vDW2g fly, you fool!
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 19:29:37 Run away! Run away! ;p .. "a lot of fake clown things around which will lead to tragedy as people hesitate instead of killing clowns on sight" :D .. it might also make it safer again to be dressed as a zombie or clown.. those have been getting dangerous thanks to YouTube pranksters :p "crazy peterson attacked by a plant while catching his next stinging insect" I don't know how, but I didn't mind watching all 8 minutes of that XD And awesome! I remember the tarantula hawk from the sting scale of his that you posted. Looking forward to that video :D .. "In addition, he wrote candid comments about the killing of Trayvon Martin, which he referred to as 'justified.' He also called acquitted gunman George Zimmerman a 'big ole shit bird.'" Glad someone outside of Utopia sees that Zimmerman shouldn't go to jail for Martin *and* that Zimmerman is a terrible human — not mutually exclusive ideas :D Ken's other comments (like Jennifer Lawrence comment) seem in keeping with his appearance: how I imagine many Redditors look ;) @PlanetEarthII: I hope they get Jeremy Irons to narrate.. I don't think they would, but I still hope that :) And I thought that lions didn't attack giraffes because of the kicking issue, but maybe that one wasn't tall enough yet. Very kewl! Ann Collins seems to be going for the TinaFey/ZooeyDeschanel fan voters :p .. Baby digger born in the wild: (set to right time) http://youtu.be/X4wmz-QPfiI?t=8m47s
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 19:40:03 oh my gods this is so good!! :D "Nathan for You" - "I Love You Exercise" http://www...-you-the--i-love-you--exercise
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 19:43:16 maybe it should be lol thread but I don't even know right meow :D XD
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 19:45:15 i would do that too :p d'awww @ baby digger lions seem to have mixed results w/ giraffes from some brief investigation
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 19:47:07 ..especially love how Nathan starts to have this sort of bent like, "wow... so that's how it feels to have someone say that to you." :D And now for something lighter: Tantrum Wars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCXRbDbxHk
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 19:49:00 "lions seem to have mixed results w/ giraffes from some brief investigation" Oh wows. The whole "giraffes kick lions so giraffes=safe" thing was probably elementary school info for me, and nature films seem to have gotten much better funding since then.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 20:56:22 for the record i wasn't criticizing... i just noted my investigation was brief cause i didn't want to watch the cute lil animals hurting each other :p a good bit on the Daily Show... the Ben Carson locker room bit was favorite part (set to that time) http://youtu.be/LiPjWUn-PUo?t=6m56s w/ tai chi image & dialogue :p
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 14 21:40:32 Carson seems like he'd always be in the sauna ;p .. "for the record i wasn't criticizing..." lol, no worries I didn't read it that way :D I just wonder about all the nature stuff that's gone unobserved simply because there hasn't been good funding :D This seemed to be going well at first (longboarder on wet hill) http://imgur.com/gallery/0ea7mun
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 22:23:31 semi-related... supposedly this is Bieber: http://vine.co/v/iHFEQUvTZZV
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 22:49:02 i'm still convinced Chris Pratt didn't need to act for Parks & Rec... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBV7Z_2jyT8
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 23:30:31 here's Ken Bone's insurance fraud response... in retrospect it's probably more likely to make him a legend :p http://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/kenbone22.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Oct 14 23:42:06 “Bad guy legally kills kid in self defence,” he wrote. “Sucks for everybody, including us due to media fuckery.” bad to the Bone!
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 00:21:30 Aww, that was nice of him :p Lol'ed several times for that Bieber video :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 15 11:52:15 not going as planned... http://media.giphy.com/media/l3vReAy4mUeE6cQYE/source.gif ...he's probably dead
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 15:16:28 "Burned Man Found" ;p How hyper-immediacy might look (Minority Report advertisement x9000+) http://vimeo.com/166807261 I haven't watched the whole thing; got vertigo within 30 seconds ;D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 15 15:25:42 ...the horror...the horror
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 19:11:22 this was fun :D "The Martian"+Samsung http://imgur.com/gallery/fAZ30
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 19:28:09 Finnish store clerk doesn't like thieves very much: http://imgur.com/gallery/Drra6zq
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 20:01:59 happy caturday! http://imgur.com/gallery/6cNYsgS
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Oct 15 20:32:41 ^ d'awww someone put up xmas lights on my block already
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Oct 15 21:11:15 Noooooo! D: ... they can't just skip past the spooktacular festivities like that! :( how to drink at work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBorrPubFe4
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 16 12:17:12 the suit thing seems like it should be real you could even keep water in it in case of zombie apocalypse while at work
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 16 12:19:11 well, any apocalypse really...
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 16 17:03:32 when keeping it real goes wrong: (SUV tries to overtake bus) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UmaOYz38Uc
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 16 17:13:07 Jump from building into harbor http://youtu.be/vctjm9nUF68?t=1m17s
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 16 19:00:27 re: overtake bus maybe an uber driver trying to grab those fares & there's no way i wouldn't have hit that pier... any adjustments i tried would've centered me more on it :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 16 21:30:21 Megyn Kelly knows her Jaws (intentional time skip) http://youtu.be/rFgVW1qmH54?t=2m46s i mean i knew the eaten part, but no way i'd know the song lyrics :p ...damn shark wanting immigration out the kazoo
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 16 21:43:12 http://thu...ligatorgar-size_restricted.gif ...should've finished him off w/ a kick to the face
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Oct 16 23:24:10 Step 1: Believe really hard ;p lol!!!@Megyn Kelly :D I totes knew those lyrics too! Yay! I'm not the only person who throws random movie quotes and specifics into conversations at inappropriate times! ;D
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 17 00:18:36 car smashy smashy machine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxC9sKbVTlA
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 17 03:21:17 "& there's no way i wouldn't have hit that pier... any adjustments i tried would've centered me more on it :p" Totally! I don't even know how someone can be that confident that they could get the right distance from the building. He must have done very similar jumps or something.. but with only a few feet of error D: .. must have been terrifying and exhilerating at once :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 17 11:01:56 car smashy: i kept watch for blood streaks on the gear thingys... ---------- A man in upstate New York bravely broke into his neighbor’s blazing home to save their trapped dog on Thursday afternoon. Michael Orchard fled the burning property in Halfmoon, near Albany, with the bewildered pup and tenderly cradled it in his arms while resting on the front lawn. Or, at least that’s what the 43-year-old thought happened. But state troopers said Orchard was actually tripping on a potent mixture of LSD and cough syrup. There was no blaze and the entire house-fire scenario was just a result of his hallucinations. “He believed that the residence was on fire and he was rescuing the dog,” Trooper Mark Cepiel told local network NewsChannel 13.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 17 14:28:19 So the real part was that he broke into a house and stole someone's dog? :D Finally a fresh gif of a raccoon acting on instinctual drift: http://imgur.com/gallery/cDEI2WN
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 17 16:41:06 does it make him any less a hero? well maybe a little...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 17 18:16:25 a bunch of chicks on a capybara http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiVQp-AwXcA (that's not one in his mouth)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 17 19:52:44 What kind of cats were those? ;) I think if the LSD man gave that dog company while the owner was away, it's definitely heroic ;p high frame-rate kitty: http://imgur.com/gallery/Qa1a2ef
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 17 20:14:28 i damaged my screen trying to pet it... i hope i'm typing in the right box
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Oct 17 20:42:14 the 'Today' filter for YouTube search is worthless... always get tons of fake entries... mostly porn related it seems make your free service better!
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Oct 17 23:09:05 I hate that! Like all those clickbait links that just have video of a screen shot and a .bit link :/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Oct 18 12:12:50 #EndOfLine
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