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Marlboro man
Member
Tue Nov 01 18:46:33
But that is not important to the story. In fact there is no story at all. Bummer. If there had been a story it would probably be one of those crime ones. Just assume the butler did it. Even if there is not a butler, because a good butler is not supposed to be seen. They are in fact all assassins, ruthless efficient killers. And they still know you want two lumps and cream.

I do not know why you are reading this still, is some part of you thinking "Oh, he will get to the point". No, I refuse, even if there was a point I would just use it as a battering ram to show my way is the only way. I would do this by the clever use of made up facts and misdirection. But lets be honest here, I would never do that.

First I would have to have an opinion people did not agree with, or maybe they would. What has the world come to. Also I would have to do this whole "I care" thing.

I just do not have it in me. You want to stick a fork in an outlet, go ahead. Seems like a stellar idea really. Darwinism at its finest. I have forks. There is an idea worthy of my complete attention. I have a fork, now, I could use it to eat this pasta but on the other hand and the other way I would not have to worry about pasta anymore. Would I?

You know that Movie "Vendetta"? They say an idea cannot be killed. While that might be true it is fairly easy to corrupt one and call it a new interpretation. The Illuminati is here. World domination or would they settle for tea?

Donald Duck is really the one and only true way to reaching enlightenment. You all know it.

I guess there was a point.

How is your day?
Kaylana
Moderator
Tue Nov 01 21:00:15
I had a pick-up truck thrown on top of me, and I had to relive it over and over again all day today as I gave testimony to police and insurance companies bickering over how much financial ruin they're going to leave all of us collateral damage victims in.

But no one was killed, so there's that.
McKobb
Member
Tue Nov 01 21:06:08
Happy not dead yet day to the both of you! Not one lump but two. Can't we all use more sugar?
Kaylana
Moderator
Tue Nov 01 21:10:55
Why yes, but I believe it's time to change places!

Definitely the day is apropos
McKobb
Member
Tue Nov 01 21:50:54
You must be concussed! No oriented person would swap places with me :P
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 02 00:22:10
Greg was probably a dick anyhow

& i'm glad you're still alive Kay!
hood
Member
Wed Nov 02 11:23:00
Are we sure it's still Kay? She might be speaking to us from the beyond. It wouldn't be the first time she's donned the black reaper hood.
McKobb
Member
Wed Nov 02 11:40:47
Did she name her car Greg? Cars are so mortal! We refuse to lose another before their time.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 02 11:44:49
i meant the thread title Greg
McKobb
Member
Wed Nov 02 12:17:57
Don't hate on deaths old Greg! Greg saw her through relationships and employments. Who are we to judge Greg?
Kaylana
Moderator
Wed Nov 02 20:28:57
Poor Greg...
The Great Wakka
Member
Mon Nov 07 19:39:24
:/
McKobb
Member
Mon Nov 07 19:46:43
Greg on it, Greg on and on and on it!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 09 20:49:07
more Greg hate
http://bro...mn-photos-greg-stop-coming.jpg
Quiet Sound
Member
Sat Nov 19 08:37:27
Sorry to hear that, Kay. =(
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