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Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 21 16:53:37
Korean Doctor Strange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOZFrnOBVA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 22 11:56:57
did Bigglesworth Colandersnoot have hype men too?
(i didn't see the movie)


hopefully this will be analogous to our child prez's story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVr1K0mVjkE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 22 22:02:13
hero squirrel plus photoshops:
http://www...le_us_58ad54bbe4b0d0a6ef464804
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 23 20:21:06
A document making its rounds among the witch community is asking people who practice the craft to perform a monthly binding ritual until the president is removed from office.

In order to work, the mass spell must be performed at midnight EST on every waning crescent moon.

The first one is happening on Friday and will be followed by similar spell cast events on March 26, April 24 and May 23 and beyond.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 23 23:42:23
Adam Purinton (51) was arrested early Thursday on suspicion of killing a man and injuring two others after opening fire inside a crowded Kansas City-area bar and yelling, “get out of my country.”

Purinton fled the bar by the time police arrived, but he was spotted at an Applebee’s about 90 miles away later that night. A bartender at the restaurant in Clinton, Missouri, called police after Purinton told him he had been involved in a shooting. Purinton told the bartender he believed the men he shot were Middle Eastern, police said.

The two men initially shot were not Middle Eastern. Srinivas Kuchibhotla, who was killed, was originally from India and had received a master’s degree at the University of Texas.


imma guess he voted Trmp
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 24 09:17:14
Jacksonville, Florida, police, responding to a 911 call about a shooting Tuesday night, met with Brian Murphy, who told them his dog Diesel had accidentally shot his girlfriend while she was in bed, according to Jacksonville’s WJAX-TV.

Murphy told officers he and his girlfriend, Summer Miracle, were sleeping when Diesel woke him up wanting to go outside. When Diesel and Murphy went back into the house, the dog led the way into the bedroom, he said, according to First Coast News.

Murphy reported that he then saw a flash and heard a bang. He told police he thinks Diesel jumped up on a nightstand, causing a gun on it to fire.

The bullet from Murphy’s gun hit Miracle in the leg.

There was no word on whether charges would be filed.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 24 09:21:18
more hazards of wind energy (video tweet):
http://twitter.com/YEStakoprey/status/834382426432368640
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 24 12:29:37
Why are WE THE PEOPLE still funding these death traps??? First migrating birds, now cars and [to a lesser importance] people??? Wake up, sheeple!! Make Murrica mmmmmGreat again!!
;p

...
"did Bigglesworth Colandersnoot have hype men too?
(i didn't see the movie)"

I didn't see it either! Hood probably knows, though I imagine that totally hooman and not at all space alien Bun-Dimple Kummerspeck could use fellow hoomans to verify his exceptional hooman-ness.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 24 17:41:32
apparently it's time to send Nicolas Cage into North Korea... perhaps w/ Dennis Rodman as guide instead of Sean Connery
(VX)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Feb 26 18:24:48
i hope Chewbacca wins all the Oscars that he's nominated for
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Feb 27 17:28:19
Kimmel/Damon - Oscars bit
(in case you didn't watch the Oscars for some reason, they had bits where there was a current actor sitting in a theater like this clip, talking about the actor who inspired them in some movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkjLMWS3U4Q
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 02:28:31
lol! :D
I didn't watch them at all — going to have to look for more clips! :D
McKobb
Member
Tue Feb 28 09:54:57
When we're the oscars?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 28 10:55:27
they were Sunday

there were various bits of Kimmel vs Damon throughout

the other normal inspiration segments included:
- Seth Rogen's was Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future
- (i can't remember her name right now)'s was Shirley MacLaine in some old b&w movie
- (i can't remember his name right now)'s was Meryl Streep in Bridges of Madison County
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 13:32:02
..could also be a good year for James Lipton and William Shatner ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 13:33:16
Oops! Meant to post that in the death thread :p

Here's the Kimmel Oscars monologue btw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDkXHWMNNmc
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 15:27:33
Instagram&Vine's Marlon_Webb — "Keeping the streets safe"
http://www.instagram.com/p/BQqiE5eBebZ/
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 15:41:23
"When something reminds you of a past loved one #harambe #meme"
http://vine.co/v/55xmZ1IAKLK
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 28 17:45:19
the vine isn't loading :/
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 18:43:14
Arg! Here on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fi7p4evLME
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Feb 28 21:48:53
craigslist missed connection (semi-local, not a viral thing :p)

"
I found your bullet, Thursday nite late, feb 9th, at Wendy's parking lot, Latrobe.

a 45.

Hollowpoint.

lethal.

Buy me a drink and you can have it back.
"
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 28 22:58:07
..so a 'missed connection' because the bullet didn't hit them? Kewl! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 00:05:51
2 British soccer hooligans called on different phones and given the opportunity for a romance:
http://www.facebook.com/drake.6/videos/10153530709811893/
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 00:08:25
More of tiny president in a big person's world:
http://imgur.com/gallery/LHH8a
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 00:37:55
trash panda tries to steal [food? jacket?] from a paddleboarder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXiAzTLEQQc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 01 10:11:48
they seem to know to walk around non-chalantly before going for the steal

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 01 11:30:30
A Florida man got creative with transportation after his license was suspended.

David Dixon, of Fort Pierce, allegedly ran a stop sign on his lawnmower when he struck another vehicle. Dixon, 54, left the scene on his mower, but returned on a bicycle, TC Palm reported.

“It appeared Dixon was not aware that he could not use a motorized lawnmower as a mode of transportation with a suspended driver license,” the police reports states.

Dixon was charged driving while license suspended.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 01 11:55:31
An 18-year-old is back in police custody after a chase and dramatic crash during which a pickup went airborne and landed on a car in Webster Parish.

video:
http://www...alist/videos/1451881858179523/
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 12:10:14
Sweet jump! He got like 3 feet of air!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 01 18:14:58
true dat


this video title is a lie but still... it's a big-ass bear:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19f_1488064965
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 21:13:45
He may eventually be eaten after failing to wash blood from his hands after preparing the 50 pounds of food that he probably prepares daily for the bear :p

Kitty Getting tucked in:
http://twitter.com/goma_chips/status/785301971880206336
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 22:58:20
"Cow and polar bear - A love story"
http://imgur.com/gallery/HUgSY
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 01 23:06:40
Freed deer seems to have been institutionalized, like Brook, craving the security of captivity:
http://youtu.be/25XkUUAALi8?t=2m47s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 02 09:18:54
maybe deer have been vandalizing the jewish cemeteries... or its a jewish deer doing a revenge attack on a catholic cemetery


why don't restaurant tables have call button / overhead light things like on airplanes?... instantly improve every restaurant
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 02 09:41:41
One teen reportedly leapt to his death in Singapore after attempting a Snapchat stunt that went tragically wrong.

Jonathan Chow, 17, jumped over a barrier and fell four floors at Singapore’s Orchard Central mall Friday, The Straits Times reported.

Footage leaked from the mall’s closed-circuit television, which made its rounds on the internet Tuesday, appears to show Chow and a girl standing next to a railing in the mall. Chow jumps over the railing while the girl raises her arm, as if she’s recording the jump with a phone. Then she appears to panic and peers over the railing.

Ruth explained that there was a ledge past the railing that appeared to be concrete. They were both supposed to leap onto the ledge and record each other.

“We both thought the ledge was concrete, but when he jumped, he fell straight through,” Ruth told Today Online.

The ledge was made of a decorative plasterboard casing and was not meant to bear weight, The Straits Times reported.

According to Ruth, Chow’s last words were, “Help me take a Snapchat video and I’ll jump.”

some video... but not a good angle:
http://gfycat.com/HotSecretCony
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 02 09:45:39
Jesus on an escalator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTeq7svQCQA

maybe the real Jesus was a bumbler who damaged property too
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 02 09:48:47
a mauled cyclist's final photo:
http://img...e/58b729bb2700001f007d768a.png

other photos here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/quokka-selfie-australia_us_58b7276ce4b019d36d102d0b
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 02 15:46:51
Squeee! :D
..guessing that he was disemboweled shortly after that kissing pic ;D

..
"The ledge was made of a decorative plasterboard casing and was not meant to bear weight, The Straits Times reported."

Oops D:
Lots of faith in mall engineering there too

..
"maybe the real Jesus was a bumbler who damaged property too"

That's why he needed help with the cross! A shopkeeper probably didn't want his wares broken by another condemned thief!

..
Russian robber asked to leave store [by a friend of his mother? ;p ]:
http://youtu.be/mK3tkr7QeGU?t=1m39s
Hood
Member
Thu Mar 02 18:10:35
My most recent purchase:

http://i.imgur.com/I0KLgky.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Mar 04 11:08:34
there's a Vader showerhead available


turkeys performing ritual around dead cat (video):
http://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Mar 04 11:10:28
some seemingly weird physics going on at 1:40
http://youtu.be/tHJZNFKksBs?t=1m30s
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 05 15:10:06
I wonder how often it's more practical to do that than just take the stairs? ;p

That's a cute Vader! :)

*adds that turkey ritual to raccoon story notes*
I command you to rise from your grave! ;D

..
"GTA 5 Liquor Hole Challenge gets ridiculously insane"
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZrwpDSe


Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 05 15:12:24
Arg.. I should have just posted the youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G30oy5OsYE
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 05 15:22:43
drunk Brit human interacts with drunk Brit pigeon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2hZG1SB1ZM
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 05 19:38:42
Ugh! Another gold digger! These people make us all look bad! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR_LviCwSiY
Hood
Member
Sun Mar 05 21:13:55
No chick that hot likes tanks. Fake news.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 01:17:09
Guess we've all been busy lately! :D
I just got through a busy couple of weeks, so I should be spamming again shortly :p
repel
Member
Thu Mar 09 07:32:05
Also, the site was down for a couple of days too. :)

but we keep it that you were away CC and the website couldn't it handle anymore :P
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 09 09:14:27
the world has been boring this week
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 18:53:59
There's been *so* much happening though! Like that thing that the president said. Or when that thing was on the Twitter. Or when that person wrote a suicide note on a wall next to a chair and I erased it because it was getting too much positive/helpful feedback ;D

..
"but we keep it that you were away CC and the website couldn't it handle anymore :P"

That doesn't sound at all like that Growing Pains episode where Mike Seaver realizes that the world doesn't just stop when he goes to school! (*says the totally human human that didn't simply assimilate to your planets conditions by learning human culture from old sitcoms*)
[12:05 into episode]
"[Gilligan's island is] not on for me... it's just... on."
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x432x03
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 18:54:08
Ivane shows you how to use a machina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujExJN6jYgU
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 19:00:05
*your [planet's] conditions [and punctuation rules]

Finally something weird on Imgur! ;p
http://imgur.com/gallery/Yv81rjR
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 19:02:32
doggo attempts to run cat.exe
http://imgur.com/gallery/K4XHM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 09 19:08:47
the cat clearly had no confidence in the dog's abilities :p
---

A Washington state man accused of stabbing his mother to death on Sunday allegedly gave a bizarre rationale for the grisly murder.

Sheaen Smith told officers he stabbed his mother because he was a werewolf, and his mother was a vampire.

Smith was charged with second-degree murder on Monday and bail was set at $1 million.

Chief Criminal Deputy Prosecutor Eric Richey told the court on Monday that Smith had been treated at a local hospital for acute psychosis related to methamphetamine use a few days before the murder.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 09 19:31:06
Or was that psychosis treatment just more coincidental doubt that will keep him from addressing the vampire/werewolf conflict?? Stay tuned to find out! ;)

Yeah that cat seemed to think that just watching was enough :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Mar 10 12:27:39
This CNN headline reads much better if I cut off the ending words and post it like this:
"Pope signals he's open to married Catholic men"
http://www...married-men-priests/index.html
Guess he's putting it out there! Now that everyone knows, St. Peter's Basilica can maybe get some swinger parties going :)
#SoBrave #ItMustBeCurrentYear #PapalDating
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Mar 10 15:08:52
this is outrageous... next married animals will become priests


runaway bunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuY7C4w29_E
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Mar 10 15:13:17
here's another good partial headline:

Justin Bieber Charged With More Than 900 Sex Crimes
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 12 09:20:17
more reported vampire activity:

Gunman Robs Florida Blood Bank, Tells Staff He’s Hungry
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 12 11:43:57
Florida:

A man mad at Arabs, "due to what they are doing in the Middle East," tried to set fire to a St. Lucie County convenience store that he mistakenly thought was owned by a Muslim, according to the sheriff's office.

“When the deputies arrived, they noticed the dumpster had been rolled in front of the doors and the contents were lit on fire,” Sheriff Ken J. Mascara said in a statement. “Upon seeing our deputies, the man put his hands behind his back and said ‘take me away.’”

The store was closed at the time.

“The man, identified as Richard Lloyd, was read his Miranda Rights and then told deputies that he pushed the dumpster to the front of the building, tore down signs posted to the outside of the store and lit the contents of the dumpster on fire to ‘run the Arabs out of our country,’” Mascara said. “It’s unfortunate that Mr. Lloyd made the assumption that the store owners were Muslim when, in fact, they are of Indian descent”.

Lloyd said he was "doing his part for America" and also admitted he has a long history of mental health issues, according to an arrest affidavit.
----

a lot of misfires by these real Americans
also... how does he not know convenience stores are all owned by Apus
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 12 12:22:59
I guess TV shows haven't been helping average Joes distinguish between the many types of brown peoples ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 12 14:10:14
dog slides down mountain
http://gfycat.com/CourageousFreshDorking
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 12 14:14:25
Update from clock kid ;D
http://imgur.com/gallery/WFVpW
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 12 15:39:58
how dare you!... i had totally forgotten him, now all my rage is back :p

speaking of blasts from the past... there's new video out showing Mike Brown supposedly trading pot for cigarillos that supposedly proves he was murdered by the cop or something (according to Mike Brown fans)

Brown apparently gave pot to clerks at that store ~12 hrs earlier & the theory is the clerk on duty when he came back didn't know about the deal... so i'm not clear how its still not a robbery or how it has any bearing on the shooting
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 12 16:28:42
Oops! ;D

..
Yeah I saw a clip of that! Definitely it doesn't change this video:
(video where Mike Brown shoves and intimidates the clerk while walking out with the cigarillos)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkOfqIXkBRE
..also doesn't change the fact that "the store called 911 to report the robbery and that they were willing to prosecute per report # 14-12388" ( http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/03/fake-news-cnn-releases-new-video-mike-brown-convenience-store-night-suggests-day-shooting/ ).. so yeah.. still a robbery and — based on the witness reports and forensic evidence — still an assault of a police officer..
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 12 16:33:06
yeah, i don't really get it

but some guy was on CNN really proud at getting this new video dug up as though it changes something
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 12 17:03:58
someone edited Breaking Bad into a 2 hr movie (i havent watched yet):

http://vimeo.com/206717304
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Mar 12 18:48:25
Nice! :D
The 2-hour long version of Star Wars Episodes I-III was actually pretty good, so I'll likely watch this :)

I feel a little bit guilty about making this Heath Ledger meme:
http://i.imgur.com/1NZ48aB.png
..but only a little :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 00:37:44
Open your mind to the deer, Quaid.
http://imgur.com/gallery/HjYGb0U
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 00:48:47
Passenger on cruise ship records violent storm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9waSshoWOc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Mar 13 09:20:22
way to remind us of Rose killing Jack :p

not sure i'm gonna watch the Breaking Bad thing... i just rewatched full series a few months ago... plus he seems like he's working for Gus within 30 mins, i liked the early small-time operations
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Mar 13 16:49:07
biker pwned!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e8_1489359643
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 20:46:25
They'll be okay, right? D:
;p

"Seattle Woman Uses Tactics She Learned from Self-Defense Class to Escape Brutal Sexual Assault"
http://peo...-defense-escape-sexual-assault
"My biggest running nightmare became reality- 4 miles into my long run Sunday afternoon, I stopped to use the restroom and was assaulted by a man hiding in a stall (that is my GPS in red lines). I fought for my life screaming ("Not today, MOTHERFucker!"), clawing his face, punching back, and desperately trying to escape his grip- never giving up. I was able to lock him in the bathroom until police arrived."

..it almost reads like an advertisement for local self-defense classes, but ignoring that: crazy homeless man with lazy eye is thwarted!!
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 20:49:55
Another crazy homeless man offers life hack:
"3 Awesome Life Hacks (MrGear Parody)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QPgQ-lPmy0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Mar 13 21:48:51
if lazy eye claims to be transgendered he could really put a wrench in that bathrooms movement
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 23:07:09
White House administration may have to approach him with that strategy ;)

squee of the day:
"a chipmunk stretching"
http://imgur.com/gallery/X0Nbg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Mar 13 23:22:24
"Hilarious Jack Russell Goes Crazy with Excitement at Crufts 2017!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4N7G29GWQI
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 03:08:40
Funny development with that [apparently crazed] filmmaker (Jason Pollock) who thought he was exposing some hidden truth by showing the earlier Michael Brown cigarillo exchange :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ff6qTesvU4
..he's like a caricature of someone who drank the DNC racial Kool-Aid :D (e.g., "fake news" claim while ignoring own biases/misrepresentations, "bigotry" assigned to anyone who doesn't see his viewpoint, pathos appeals, etc.)
..every time he fails to make a point, he just falls back on the general failures of the system (nevermind the subject of this specific case).

This might explain it:
"Pollock, a former creative director for documentarian Michael Moore, stood by his claims" ( http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/us/ferguson-michael-brown-surveillance-footage/ ) ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 09:55:09
i saw him on a Brooke Baldwin CNN interview, he was sooo annoying... unfortunately Baldwin didn't remember all the facts to challenge him well (she didn't argue like Fox lady)

explain the shove! case closed :p

a lawyer person also pointed out the 'OJ problem' in that EVEN IF in his mind he was just retrieving his bartered for merchandise many hours later, it's still robbery (although i doubt drug barterers use layaway)
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 12:10:30
"a lawyer person also pointed out the 'OJ problem' in that EVEN IF in his mind he was just retrieving his bartered for merchandise many hours later, it's still robbery (although i doubt drug barterers use layaway)"

Exactly! Like, even if this filmmaker's drug layaway (lol, I like that ;D ) narrative is true, it still makes Michael Brown look bad for thinking that he could just strong-arm someone who obviously wasn't aware of any kind of deal. Plus, where videos of beforehand go to Brown's state of mind, the last video before he meets the officer would still be the most important for continuity purposes (a state of mind more directly leading to the shooting), and that last video shows him shoving a shopkeeper who has to take the cigarillos back by force... this filmmaker really can't explain that away with the layaway narrative. I think [the prosecutor?] may be right that this was just a stunt by the filmmaker to get his 15 minutes of spotlight... that or he just needs to get back on meds ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 12:45:11
i think its the meds... he said he moved to the area to investigate, maybe he's convinced himself it's some bombshell w/ his tunnel vision or need to feel like he accomplished something
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 13:49:20
That sounds likely :D .. like he really wanted for the riots to be justified, but uncovering facts contradictory to his bias just made him angrier (ironic that he himself mentioned confirmation bias) XD
Really needless, I think! Sooooo many other cases where police really did straight-up murder someone unnecessarily, but peeps like this director have chosen Michael Brown as a test case... At most Brown's death could be used to show the kind of life that makes a person attack an officer (showing the inequalities that cultivate criminality), but pretending that Brown was outright blameless for the attack itself moves the narrative into crazy town..
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 14:09:33
that community has been proven to be easily susceptible to false narratives so the 'taking advantage' angle not out of the realm of possibility :p


supposedly brazilian cops taking out drug plane:
http://vid.me/FRUZ
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 14:38:08
Kewl!! But that wasn't at all like Tom Cruise catching a plane in Rogue Nation ;D

"This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil"
http://imgur.com/gallery/pOJSf
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 16:04:24
^ you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

#parentsjustdontunderstand
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 16:49:03
...for the record i thought of that before seeing similar things in comments :p... damn commenters stealing my joke before me
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 16:54:49
stupid puppy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo-5ynVaQyM
#cats4life
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 19:21:57
Like a kitty! :D
"If I fits, I sits!"

..
"...for the record i thought of that before seeing similar things in comments :p... damn commenters stealing my joke before me"

I worry about that now with the Internetz; like that any mass-viewed item has reached peak jokes possible ;)

"Robert Kelly’s live BBC interview crashed by his kids"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZNSaqRD378
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 19:23:25
already parodied:
http://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/840408723323465729
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 14 21:03:53
"Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog"
[Onion News in Photos]
http://www...-eye-gunk-wiped-back-dog-55523
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Mar 14 21:57:11
there's also a version of that interview with Sean Spicers face on the guy, Trumps face on kid in yellow, and Kellyanne Conway as the child abusing mother (I didn't notice whose face on the baby)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 15 10:08:33
Police in Lexington County, South Carolina, said substitute teacher, Judith Elizabeth Richards-Gartee, was allegedly so intoxicated during class on Friday that she reportedly vomited on the classroom floor.

Officers who arrived on the scene said they found a box of wine in the suspect’s purse.

Administrators at Brookland-Cayce High School in Cayce called police around 9:45 a.m. after noticing Richards-Gartee allegedly acting in a manner that suggested she might be under the influence of alcohol.

Besides the alleged vomiting, Richards-Gartee was reportedly unable to stand. School officials removed her from the classroom in a wheelchair and sent her to a school resource officer.
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9:45am... she may have a problem
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 15 12:19:11
security guard has greatest day of his life:
(vid at link, couldn't find equally good video on YouTube)
http://www...ic_us_58c945d0e4b022994fa39c18
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 15 12:37:55
Ouch D:
.. didn't take long for that plan to fall apart. Seems like bank robbing is too high risk for the reward.. restaurants though.. (that Pulp Fiction scene):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jomr9SAjcyw

..
"was allegedly so intoxicated during class on Friday that she reportedly vomited on the classroom floor."

I'd blame the students. Samuel L. Jackson needs to get in there and play Russian Roulette with the ring-leader ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 15 12:38:06
It bothers me when CNN attempts to use "hip" language like this:
"Family reflects on epic live TV fail"
http://www...bc-interview-zworig-mobile.cnn
..come on, CNN... I think the phrase "epic fail" should be reserved for Buzzfeed headlines :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 15 12:38:14
"there's also a version of that interview with Sean Spicers face on the guy, Trumps face on kid in yellow, and Kellyanne Conway as the child abusing mother (I didn't notice whose face on the baby)"

Looks like Ben Carson :D — took a minute to find it!
[from Daily Show; starts at 4:32, near end of video]
http://www...%20with%20Link&linkId=35457269
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 15 16:32:07
good hunting :p i wasn't sure what search terms to go with

i suppose Carson works ok... not many seem really childish like Trump... perhaps Hannity, he's pretty immature on twitter
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 15 16:47:29
one of them tough job interview questions:


A West Virginia man applying to be a police officer is now facing charges after allegedly admitting to sexual assault during the job interview.

Tyler Ray Price of Nitro was arraigned Monday on charges of second-degree felony sexual assault.

The 21-year-old suspect was applying to be a probationary police officer when he allegedly mentioned that he had recorded a video of a sexual encounter with a woman who was passed out from drinking.

It’s unclear how the subject came up during the interview process.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 15 16:59:52
Maybe he always starts conversations with that story? ;)

Catching the Subway:
http://twitter.com/ReformedBroker/status/841610391255961601
(luckily the annoying music stops towards the end)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 15 17:17:15
more train stuff:

Amtrak blasting its passengers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Cb9x70gYQ
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