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Cherub Cow
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Mon Apr 24 03:35:07
#MiscUGTthings
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 24 03:36:26
"U.S. Funneling Arms To Dissident Angel Group In Effort To Topple God"
[Onion Full Article]
http://www...t-angel-group-effort-top-55826
"'Many of those fighting for God only do so because they have no choice,' the source at the CIA said. 'Their Lord demands total obedience. But given the opportunity to live their afterlives free from His tyranny, I’ve no doubt they will continue rising up.'"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 25 09:04:46
"The Son" on AMC is another decent show... has an ~1850 setting & ~1915 setting in south Texas... with Pierce Brosnan sporting an enviable beard
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 25 17:37:29
now you can look like you fell in mud without having to fall in the mud... only costs you $425
http://sho...uda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 25 18:30:05
Kanye better step up his business model! ;D

Not sure if this is the original submission or just a content thief, but...
"How to Cook Water"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJv5SuZIkVA
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 25 18:42:24
daily raccoon:
http://imgur.com/gallery/b6l4ksv
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 25 18:46:57
Steven Spielberg explains why he has so many guns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkVn1lzcK70
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 25 20:45:06
That engineering undergrad who had a TV show in the 90s may have picked a bad horse:
"My Sex Junk - Rachel Bloom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8
The top comment is good :D
"Everything wrong with this video: ..."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 25 21:27:07
maybe Big Oil made a clone of Nye to try to discredit him
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 00:01:18
guy tests out the Kendall Jenner/Pepsi unity thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uhKxNPNg
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 26 01:17:39
That was a lot of fun :D
Some gifs from that video have been floating around, but it was nice to see the whole thing. Didn't realize how widespread the protests were around campus!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 11:33:38
i like his 'lost & found'... & the can toss at ~4:35... it's like setting something in front of a cat sitting on a table & they have to knock it off

speaking of cats... cat trust falls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOidBee9gmo
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 11:54:13
b̶u̶n̶g̶e̶e̶ jumping off a bridge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FRvW2KZJgs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 14:42:42
so far i have yet to learn who/what the 'cash me outside' girl is, but there sure are lots of weird headlines... not sure i can resist clicking them forever
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 17:39:20
Coyote Peterson found another critter to injure him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa13JKGG0ds
main event @ ~11:30
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 26 21:23:34
That Catmantoo person really knows how to get cats to do fun stuff :D
*doesn't care if it's torture-related* ;D

@jumping off a bridge
(Cable Guy)
http://get...e1-6a37-41f5-bddf-61554ed3a4e2

I managed to avoid info on the "cash me outside" thing, but finally learned that it's just a little girl on Dr. Phil who randomly decided to talk tough to Phil by saying, "cash [catch] me outside," and then the girl's mother had to explain to Phil that the daughter meant that she would beat Phil up. So a mundane event, and a meme is born ;)

lol@ when Peterson was like, "no no, gotta get an outro" XD
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 26 21:24:29
Speedboat-driving Australian racing his running apocalypse dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWZsYtsZqRY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 26 21:57:09
i was figuring she was a prostitute who liked being paid outside or something :p

i don't think i've ever seen the word 'outro' before... 'intro' gets all the attention


this is kinda awful... but still made me laugh :p
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b30_1493184901
at least there's a good chance the monkey is a dick
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 26 21:59:27
"Outro" is where it's at! ;D

I wonder if that's the reason those monkeys can be aggressive or just a reaction against their aggression ;p

Begging raccoons
http://imgur.com/gallery/5yIB8ZQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 27 10:17:14
don't make me feel bad about that possible dick monkey's potential emotional scarring!


firefighter kicks suicidal woman:
http://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3189352727778562/
i wanted to find a youtube link instead of facebook, but 'firefighter kicks suicidal woman' yields pages of youtube videos... mostly from China :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 27 14:56:42
That's like.. "He's resisting me!!" ;p
(Dumb and Dumber)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-HmvPr7mG0
..wasn't there some other comedy movie where someone was trying to save someone who didn't actually need help? Can't think of it.

Oh between the possibilities of peaceful monkey and tourist-terrorizer, I'd default to the latter ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 27 14:56:57
For a Baywatch movie promo, the Rock and "superfan" walk a line of homo-eroticism:
http://youtu.be/8blZcoL3yL0?t=4m50s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 10:28:31
these may be fightin words, but seems the Rock has exceeded the works of Hulk Hogan


armed robbery... maybe the casual cashier was in on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdtZ-ZksDc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 10:44:22
Johnny Depp's career may be in trouble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJNp5EksRc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 12:53:44
Trump said he thought the job would be easier than his old job

you basically need to flip 3 coins & get all 'heads' to guess if a claim he says is accurate, or whether a comment he makes won't annoy me

...there was probably a clearer way to say that... but i typed that (& this) out so deal with it :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Apr 28 13:23:48
He's losing his mind! ... and I'm reaping all the benefits >:D
...kind of like Nancy Cartwright (Bart's voice) trying to feel relevant with some kind selling chocolate ;p

..
@robbery: A top comment might have had the right idea :D
"That's the biggest example of 'fuck this job; they don't pay me enough for this shit' I've ever seen."

Even with the pistol in his face he was sort of like, "dammit.. I guess I have to give this robber the money. Another terrible shift. Wage slavery strikes again! [™ Karl Marx and The Children]" ;D

cute fluffy kitty:
http://imgur.com/gallery/2knvi


Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Apr 28 13:24:52
*some [kid] selling chocolate

I just try to avoid news of Trump ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 13:31:48
i wish i could bring myself to avoid him :p if there was a no-Trump news channel i'd possibly go with it

but i have to vent more :p... he's speaking to the NRA atm... so typical rally speech... again bringing up his election win (which rumor has it he mentions to everyone he talks to)... and again stating the electoral college is stacked against republicans... the urge to shake him is so hyuge :P you won the election while LOSING the popular vote massively, how can it possibly be stacked against you!

hopefully he reads that... :p

it's one of the ~2,000 observations i've tweeted at him for stress relief... many get deleted so at least someone is seeing them :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 13:41:37
A researcher has observed female dragonflies doing something that many human women have probably considered when confronted with unwanted male attention: faking death.

The University of Zurich’s Rassim Khelifa, who has studied dragonflies for the past decade, told New Scientist that he was collecting moorland hawker dragonfly larva in the Swiss Alps when he first saw the phenomenon. A male was pursuing a female, at which point she dove to the ground and lay motionless on her back until the male left.

He’d never seen this behavior before, he told New Scientist. But it turns out it wasn’t an isolated incident.

Khelifa’s study on the behavior, titled “Faking death to avoid male coercion” extreme sexual conflict resolution in a dragonfly,” was published in the science journal Ecology this week. He observed 27 out of 31 female dragonflies attempting to avoid males in this way, and in most cases playing dead appeared to be successful.

So why might a female dragonfly be so desperate to avoid males? Khelifa told Gizmodo that sex can be hazardous for the female, and that sex with a male can remove the sperm left inside the female by a previous mate.

“In fact, males have evolved a sophisticated penis structure that sweeps sperm out of the reproductive tract of the female,” he said. “Therefore, since one copulation is enough to fertilize all eggs, it is disadvantageous to carry out extra-copulations...given the potential survival costs.”
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 14:08:11
this probably hurt:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=693_1493398194
& is that like a 10-lane intersection or something? looks like a lot of open pavement
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 28 17:27:10
i landed a peanut right between the 2 front paws of a squirrel... he didn't even flinch... and no one was filming the brilliant toss to put it on Youtube :/

i'm trying to befriend an animal like with this lady:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82qKeySM4ck
squirrels & rabbits the only option though... rabbits don't seem to care about carrots unlike Bugs Bunny would have you believe
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 01:24:59
All fun and games until she gets lyme disease ;D

"it's one of the ~2,000 observations i've tweeted at him for stress relief... many get deleted so at least someone is seeing them :p"

lol. You're tweeting at him? :D awesome!

..
"A researcher has observed female dragonflies doing something that many human women have probably considered when confronted with unwanted male attention: faking death."

Neat! In a way that seems to be pretty cross-species (male avoidance). Like those tiny little pet-shop birds (not sure their names; I don't know as much as Charlie about bird law) apparently have to be segregated by sex in their cages because the female birds with literally die of exhaustion because they spend all day avoiding copulation-ready male birds (apparently in the wild they can avoid more freely?). It's like getting cat-called 24 hours a day in a two foot² space ;)

..
@"this probably hurt" ... D:
..doesn't seem to be any news stories about it yet. Hope everyone was okay! ;)

"i landed a peanut right between the 2 front paws of a squirrel... he didn't even flinch... and no one was filming the brilliant toss to put it on Youtube :/"

tragedies happen too often :'(

..
"Guy helps hermit crab find a new home"
http://imgur.com/gallery/25BMS4y
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 01:41:13
*the female birds [will] literally die

nice find!
http://imgur.com/gallery/HeOWO
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 01:44:22
#JustCrackheadStuff
http://imgur.com/gallery/5NYeNYa
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 02:08:27
kitty has cute response to kisses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3a6iES_T-8
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 02:48:21
Another aminal that looks like a puppet
("Potoo" from 2010)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM98Vencdwo
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 02:57:22
fresh squee:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BTOiLTCBYtp/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 29 09:53:26
i made my twitter originally to complain to that 'Eaten Alive' show :p... but the rest is basically Trump hate mail since he started running
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maybe 'grab 'em by the pussy' is what nature intended for males... female humans need to quit complaining & get better at evasion & faking death
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why haven't i heard of potoos before! they also have a muppety call, hear @ 0:17 & periodically throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlRsRdVpudM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 29 10:31:04
today's internet community question:

Did NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell really wipe a booger on a one-legged handicapped girl who beat cancer at the draft?

video:
http://twitter.com/AlexndrJohnson/status/858114585437646848
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 29 12:36:36
in struggling celebrity news:

-Johnny Depp has been forcefully removed by police from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride after a two-day standoff

-Leonardo DiCaprio apparently is one of the paid protesters marching against Trump today


(note: one of ^those not intended to be a factual statement)

good protest sign:
http://i.g...2ae4f3bff8c8fcd1ed8282c0a5f5b6
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 29 18:10:43
parents coaching daughter:
http://www...deo.php?v=wshhkh6c41Ese5DWd7Zl
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:03:44
@parents
I guess that's the UFC's silent majority ;D

lulz@Goodell :D
I'm sure someone's made the comment, but it reminds me of that Family Guy moment:
("Hey, Meg...")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ_Vn8thIW4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:04:01
I don't approve of taking pix of people in public, but..
How to dress kewl as fuck:
http://imgur.com/gallery/HN8jI
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:16:01
More police incompetence, mixed with TSA incompetence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbi6E8Medb4
..funniest part to me is that the man in the blue and white striped shirt didn't need to take out his firearm at all, but I guess he reverted to some kind of caveman imperative. He then goes on to go by "The Bureaucrat's Guide to Handcuffing", complete with yelling pre-trained verbal commands ("turn your head away") instead of seeing that the actual present situation did not call for them...
Technically these people were "trained" to do their jobs :/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:18:38
preceded by this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8vJsKWj8SM
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 29 21:19:56
arg, that was 2015. Sorry to make it sound fresh :/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 29 22:12:55
it was new to me! :p

looked like some kind of performance art
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 30 04:49:52
Yeah he looked like he was messing with them or something. Can't find any new info on it. This quote from his father makes me think it was drugs:
"He came back from a [financial guidance mission in Panama], that was a good thing," said Heinz's father. "Why he did what he did, I don't know."
http://www...Security-at-LAX-304649791.html
Bonus info though: that "preceded by this" video was randomly taken by Verne Troyer (Mini-Me from Austin Powers)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Apr 30 09:17:48
even the cop seemed like an actor in the tasing video, i hope they confirmed he really worked there :p

i noticed the low camera angle in 2nd video but figured maybe the camera was being held low for some reason

apparently Verne stole the guy's hat :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgEJU4lpCx4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 30 19:36:11
lulz :D
Nicely done!
..I guess this person managed to avoid the spotlight afterwards. Maybe he decided to be a real person and didn't want the attention ;)

That person who didn't care during the above robbery apparently did an interview:
http://fox...spect-pointed-gun-in-his-face/
..it's a little disappointing because while he continues to be cool about it, he doesn't explain *why* he's so fucking cool XD
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 30 19:36:47
kitty seems very cooperative with hooman's games:
http://imgur.com/gallery/756cD
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 01 01:36:24
Florida peeps abandon their apartment and leave their animals behind to be rescued by neighbors:
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LbHV
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 01 08:47:06
lots of good anims:
http://twitter.com/TrumpDraws
apologies for more Tmurp stuff... but he's my white whale... w/ orange coating
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 01 11:35:31
a surprise bus:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ceb_1493636811
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 01 12:07:48
Ah! D:
I agree with the one LL comment saying that if more people viewed live leak then they wouldn't be walking around the streets without paying attention like that ;p

So nice that Rumple has a big audience for his show-and-tell drawings! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 01 21:20:30
pathetic man has a low bar for "hero":
http://imgur.com/gallery/4ABIE
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 02 03:47:57
Spent a few hours making this because I have a lot of work to do and wanted to avoid all of it :|
http://imgur.com/gallery/VYLRLO4
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 02 04:24:52
Jimmy Kimmel reveals that he has human feelings because he is a hooman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmWWoMcGmo0
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 02 17:14:21
"Subway Drops Jared Fogle As Spokesperson"
[Onion News in Brief; 1 May, 2017]
http://www...jared-fogle-spokesperson-55901
"MILFORD, CT—Claiming that his actions no longer reflect the company’s values, fast food restaurant chain Subway announced Monday that it has dropped convicted pedophile Jared Fogle as its corporate spokesperson. “After careful consideration of the allegations against him, we have determined that it is in everyone’s best interests for Subway to part ways with Jared,” the company’s public relations manager Kyle Bertram told reporters, adding that Fogle, who was incarcerated in 2015 after pleading guilty to having sex with a minor, as well as possessing and distributing child pornography, would be removed from all advertisements and taken off the company’s payroll, effective immediately. “While the decision to end our 17-year relationship with Jared was not an easy one, we ultimately feel that his legal troubles preclude him from continuing to serve as the face of Subway. Nonetheless, we thank him for his years of service.” Bertram added that although Fogle will no longer appear in Subway commercials and other promotional materials, the company would consider reinstating him as its spokesperson after Fogle concludes his prison sentence in 2029."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 02 18:54:33
& a confused random facebook person:

"
Can you explain why you would consider reinstating him after his release in 2029

And how long does it take for a company to really decide a persons shouldn't be representing them?? Shocking

And I used to love subway!!
"
http://www.facebook.com/subway/posts/10155340038489974
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Kimmel's competition better kick it up a notch

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i was thinking of merging that MOAB coming out of the plane video with a real tiny explosion somehow but meh... i have no drive for greatness

Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 03 00:25:46
I will steal that idea! ;D
Maybe the tiny explosion could be the firecrackers in "Joe Dirt"? .. hmm..

Always tough to say if someone really believed the Onion or was just playing along :D

has technology gone too far?
(VR + doggie)
http://www.facebook.com/machinima/videos/10150815198194987/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 03 00:43:30
you have my permission to steal if you want to, i'm in a lazy period(decade) of my life :p

why do dogs find legs so enticing?

Allah didn't take the wheel/handlebars:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c07_1493749902
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 03 02:00:17
Ouch D:
..someone in the comments posted screen shots of where their heads impacted the windshield... wonder if they survived

I guess legs just happen to be close enough to the real thing ;D

..
"you have my permission to steal if you want to, i'm in a lazy period(decade) of my life :p"

Kewl! ;D
..will start thinking of different options for the little explosion :D

a good collection of weird stuff:
http://imgur.com/gallery/jtwAU
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 03 02:07:03
"Drifting"
http://imgur.com/gallery/1cb8nm3
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 03 13:46:08
those were indeed strange ass pictures
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The parents behind a popular YouTube channel that showed them subjecting their five children to a series of questionable “pranks” have reportedly lost custody of two of their kids amid a child abuse investigation.

Maryland’s Frederick County Sheriff’s Office and Office of Child Protective Services are investigating Mike and Heather Martin, who gained internet fame for their DaddyOFive YouTube channel, authorities confirmed to HuffPost on Wednesday. The Baltimore County Police Department is reportedly conducting a separate investigation.

The videos show the Martins screaming profanities at their kids, breaking their toys as a “prank” and blaming them for things they didn’t do. Some show the kids being pushed, punched and slapped.

“Please keep in mind videos are fake and being acted out our videos are for entertainment purposes only no child was harmed in the making of our videos,” DaddyOFive’s YouTube page states.

The biological mother of the couple’s youngest two children, ages 9 and 11, announced Monday in a YouTube video on a separate account that she has been granted emergency custody of them.

As of Wednesday, the DaddyOFive channel had more than 762,000 subscribers. The videos of the “pranks” have all been removed, and only a video of the Martins tearfully apologizing remains. In that video, which has been viewed at least 2.2 million times since being posted on April 22, they say they’re attending family counseling.

When facing criticism for their videos in the past, the Martins denied abusing their kids and said the videos had been staged with their children’s consent. But they change their tune in this latest video, saying they “made some terrible parenting decisions.”

“This has been the absolute worst week of our life and we realize that we have made some terrible parenting decisions and we just want to make things right,” Heather Martin says.

“I do agree that we put things on the internet that should not be there,” Mike Martin adds. “We did do things that we should not do.”

Fellow YouTube user Philip DeFranco spotlighted the family’s disturbing antics in his own video last month. That video has been viewed more than 3.8 million times.

Mike Martin appeared less than impressed by DeFranco’s assessment, accusing him of “destroying a happy family and destroying our way of life.”
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this is the family destroyer's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvoLmsXKkYM
i didn't watch it all cause long, but i doubt the kids were in on the pranks
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 03 16:56:09
Dammit! So no more new prank videos from DaddyOfive??
*unsubscribes*
;p

For serials though: after watching the DeFranco video, there was definitely messed up treatment going on there. Like, outright yelling accusations at kids in full-blown parental tone doesn't quite count as a prank for me... and yeah, they do not seem in on it until after the fact...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 03 18:33:17
yeah, kids are too terrible at acting


cool crash:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f50_1493798704
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 03 18:47:00
otter pup w/ his lil arms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoikFNbSdEo
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 03 20:55:28
omnomnom!

Looking at the LL comments in that crash.. looks like they actually police reposts there! That's neat! Imgur could take a hint on that subject — usually people don't care and respond with stupid stuff like "well *I* haven't seen it!" (a non-argument because it's easier to see older top content if there exist fewer reposts) :p

Apparently this is just how pop celebs interact with the public nowadays:
(Mark Hamill sneaks up on Star Wars fans in controlled environment that has pre-screened for mental illnesses and sweaty palms)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz2UnciOIfI
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 04 10:17:39
John Boyega was in one of those things recently, not sure i would've even recognized him if he surprised me... it's like when Father Guido (real one) complained about the church lowering the # of miracles to become a saint... one movie is not enough to expect Star Wars fans to revere you :p


a different type of 'evolution of style' video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6auigYXgQQ
the man bun gets no respect
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 04 13:19:51
white hat guy channels Kevin Sorbo's Hercules, taking out 2 angry motorists bare-handed
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a39_1493912812
doesn't look fake to me but who knows :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 04 22:11:54
quick-thinking woman
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b9_1493927074
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 05 02:21:14
lulz... you'd think she'd know about the camera after sitting there for a shift or two :D

..
"one movie is not enough to expect Star Wars fans to revere you :p"

Exactly!! He's already acting like he was in the original franchise or something. I've seen him in two movies (the other being "The Circle").. he's *okay*... and that's about it :D

@Hercules
The discussion by the passengers in the car makes it seem fake, plus the first person who was knocked out doesn't move at all afterwards (not even to roll or recover some consciousness), and then the headlock was suspicious (the choke doesn't seem very deep, yet he loses consciousness very quickly)... the knock-out punch was the only hangup for me because it seems fluid (but could be choreographed? Or just a stuntman willing to get punched?). I'm leaning towards fake, but yeah: would we ever find out for sure? ;p

Peeps adding frogs to Trump's face:
http://imgur.com/gallery/v9H1h
..kind of like that ninja turtles on the nose thing
http://i.imgur.com/AnC1OVh.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 05 09:59:36
it's getting so you can only trust Chuck E Cheese videos for authentic fights :/

that frog works amazingly well... as did the ninja turtles for that matter
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 05 15:09:55
Men In Suits Crash A Pikachu Dance And Brutally Drag The Weakest One Away
(^HuffPo headline)

@~1:15
http://youtu.be/jATNXN9w1NA?t=1m10s

...it was deflating or something... or perhaps political reasons
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 05 15:14:45
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=493_1493963903
i guess he thought the friendly fire option was turned off
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 05 18:10:31
one of Aaron Hernandez's suicide letters
http://bro...m/2017/05/aaron-hernandez2.jpg
seems feminine handwriting to me... not implying anything just noting :p

apparently since he was appealing his murder conviction at the time of death, his conviction gets wiped out & the Patriots may lose justification to fire him thus having to pay out his contract & signing bonus

conclusion: suicide pays... especially if you have a lucrative contract that gets broken when you are convicted of a crime and you are able to start an appeal then kill yourself before that appeal is resolved
jergul
large member
Sat May 06 09:00:33
TW
Sure there is not a suicide claus contract? It seems odd to pay for years for someone who killed themselves.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 06 09:21:50
i dunno, i don't think the Patriots have commented, just lots of articles perhaps all based on one lawyer speculating about it recently... such as:

http://nyp...-owe-aaron-hernandez-millions/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 06 13:38:45
water bucket life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIo9ROTi7a4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 06 13:44:49
A man from Staten Island, New York City, is facing animal cruelty charges after prosecutors say he killed a squirrel with a bow and arrow for a patently absurd reason.

Jonathan Mangia told investigators that he shot and killed the animal on Tuesday because it “gave him a look,” according to a criminal complaint that DNAInfo obtained. He reportedly said he had thrown rocks at the squirrel to scare it away from his home.

“Then the squirrel gave me a look and I took it personal,” Mangia said, according to the complaint.

Mangia also allegedly told police that after being shot, the squirrel was able to flee and remove the arrow from its own body, according to the New York Daily News.

It’s unclear whether that’s true, but an environmental conservation officer spotted the animal dead, covered in blood, and also noticed blood near the window of Mangia’s property, Staten Island Live reports.

The New York Police Department’s 122nd Precinct tweeted about the arrest, referring to it as “illegal hunting” and stating “save archery for the range.”

#SquirrelLivesMatter
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 06 13:52:10
A research team led by (possible murderer) Daniel J. Wescott deposited a human corpse in a forested area of the 24-acre Forensic Anthropology Research Facility (FARF) in San Marcos, Texas. The researchers were hoping to study how various scavengers disrupt human remains, and to record the unique signatures left by each animal.

Around 190 days after the body was deposited—by which time the corpse was reduced to a mere skeleton—an unexpected visitor arrived on the scene: a single white tailed deer. In photos, the deer could clearly be seen gnawing away at the skeletal remains. A few days later, the deer came back. (Or it could have been another deer—the researchers aren’t entirely sure.) This time, photos showed what appeared to be a rib bone dangling from the deer’s mouth:

http://i.k...w_800/kqai3b3bi0esgk4txc89.png
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 06 19:03:07
Opportunistic omnivores after those free/easy calories again :D

@Pikachu Dance
They really aggressively defend the illusion of a Pikachu dance for the spectators.. which may have itself dispelled the illusion for the spectators ;D

"i guess he thought the friendly fire option was turned off"
..he probably shouldn't be allowed to participate anymore :p

"seems feminine handwriting to me... not implying anything just noting :p"
He did cite Savage Garden, so maybe a little closeted? ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnmICxvoVY
[YouTube Comment]: "Aaron Hernandez brought me here"
@comment: Yeah, sure, me too, but like, shut up about it :p

..that bucket is in a good spot :D

kitty seems worried
http://www.instagram.com/p/BTHD1KMD5H3/?hl=en
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 06 19:15:21
From 2013..
deaf kitty wakes up and meows in confusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCir9j959o
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 06 21:02:08
Snow leopards doing kitty cat stuff (2016)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMWXqKZiyAI
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 06 22:34:19
there were some leopards in Planet Earth II:Cities (animals adapting to city life) that i just watched... there was a brief moment of hope that they were going to film a leopard hunting some humans w/ their night vision cameras, but instead the leopards went after some pigs :/


uh, oh... a brazilian in a motorcycle helmet:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1f_1494080726
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 07 03:30:35
lol... based on your description, I definitely was not surprised that it was a robbery :D
A hammer seems like a strange choice. I thought it was even easier for criminals in Brazil to get firearms than it was for criminals in the U.S.? Maybe he needed to complete a few missions with a hammer before unlocking pistols?

Maybe in the unedited footage the leopards really killed hoomans? ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 07 09:39:40
i hope so :p i wonder if their 'hands off, let nature do its thing' policy includes to humans


maybe the robber had just respawned recently & wanted to try to get back in the game quick w/ a robbery w/o fully re-equipping figuring not much to lose


a definitely real fight! ...except that teacher at the end seems like a soccer player dive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B9iKpirx8s

"Police say the fight stemmed from some type of incident that began on Facebook."

from article about it that i know won't linkify, tough :p
http://6abc.com/news/sources-teacher-knocked-out-during-cheltenham-high-fight/1948625/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 07 22:51:49
" i wonder if their 'hands off, let nature do its thing' policy includes to humans"

If not, I wish it did! ;D

..
"a definitely real fight! ...except that teacher at the end seems like a soccer player dive "
lol, yeah! :D ... Very curious decision to flop like that. Maybe she saw an out and decided to take it, or thought that if she pretended to be unconscious that the fight would stop because the students would feel bad about a teacher being a casualty? ;D

..
I want to know moar about these dogs:
http://imgur.com/gallery/b0hgL
No one has mentioned if they have an Instagram or something, so this might be it
Cherub Cow
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Sun May 07 22:56:06
Normally I dislike pretty much anything about Nicki Minaj, but apparently she's sending money to good students for school-related expenses, which is pretty fucking kewl:
http://imgur.com/gallery/cFu2M
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 07 23:07:42
"Meet the Human Spider"
http://www...n-spider-horror-stars-10320612
I saw the movie "The Void" that it references that he was in (a sort of average movie overall). His scene was towards the end of the movie.. he was in a kind of Guillermo del Toro horror costume and eats one of the characters :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 07 23:13:27
In case you need a relaxing yoga instructor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gg0IsV-PLE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 08 10:07:34
i assume Minaj has been flooded w/ fraud requests
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 08 11:26:04
Dolphinately.
*Sends several more with various twitter identities and fake school information* ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 08 12:03:35
A national crisis!!
"Australian Parliament Gathers To Discuss Dwindling Hemsworth Reserves"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...ers-discuss-dwindling-he-55967
"CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—Stressing the need to take urgent action before it’s too late, the Australian Parliament gathered Monday to discuss the nation’s dwindling Hemsworth reserves. “Over the last decade, our nation’s crucial Hemsworth supply has decreased to the point of being nearly depleted,” said The Honorable Stephen Perry, President of the Senate, adding that Australia could not afford to squander its most precious resource and must preserve what little was left for the sake of its children and grandchildren. “I fear we are reaching a precipice from which there is no turning back. We all saw what happened to Sweden’s Skarsgård reserves and what a disaster that was—if we don’t learn from history, the consequences for our nation will be dire indeed.” At press time, the Parliament had voted to freeze all Hemsworth exports, as it might take a generation for the supply to be replenished."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 08 12:14:00
there was a joke like that on this weekends SNL, I sense joke-stealing
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 08 19:10:18
ceiling raccoon watches you get your luggage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDDC9X_XMwA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 09 09:53:55
charging bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5AN0jRzPMI
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 09 11:40:39
well-dressed pie-in-the-facer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mg6aYrPQz0
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 09 12:02:26
If there were more pie-related interactions with politicians then the discourse might improve greatly ;D

"ceiling raccoon watches you get your luggage"
Nice! Someone posted a shortened gif of that on Imgur with no source, so def glad to see the full video with audio :D
..apparently he was safely brought outside :)
( http://www...ck-in-his-natural-habitat.html )

@bear
Comments talk about them being crazy for stopping, but it does look like the bear would have cut them off if they had continued down the path :p
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