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Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 00:04:45
#RandomModeUGT
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 00:05:05
"Trash pandas found at work"
http://imgur.com/gallery/6Le59
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 00:18:50
"Love"
http://imgur.com/gallery/epMq6HQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 01:00:53
Audi driver makes professional-level overtake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrABJ1A50uA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 09:43:58
he had probably been approaching the traffic light at full speed when it turned green and didn't want to slow down... perfectably reasonable driving :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 11:54:52
another educational travel video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=792_1494427535
thx to the internet we know when visiting China to avoid escalators (& the food, water & air)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 13:13:38
These things happen when 50 skyscrapers go up in a year ;)

Every time someone posts pictures of a fat person losing weight on Imgur (which usually comes with lots of praise from various Imgur comments) I post this gif:
http://i.imgur.com/rQ85tWb.gif
..have done this a few times now. This latest time ( in this gallery: http://imgur.com/gallery/rQWfh ) it got down-voted quite a bit ;D
..it's not like I don't think it's good for people to finally get themselves together, but we should definitely keep it in perspective is all :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 14:04:41
^meanie
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A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend wants to show his penis to the jury as evidence that he accidentally choked her to death during consensual oral sex.

Broward County Police arrested Richard Henry Patterson, 65, in November 2015, and charged him with second-degree murder in the death of 60-year-old Francisca Marquinez, his girlfriend of four months.

The 65-year-old suspect allegedly admitted that he choked Marquinez to death, but has declined to explain the exact circumstances.

Now, Patterson’s attorney, Ken Padowitz, is arguing that Marquinez accidentally choked to death while performing oral sex on his client.

In a motion to the court, he said a former medical examiner will testify that the woman’s death is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex.

Padowitz wants the judge to allow Patterson to show the jury his penis as evidence for his defense, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel. The attorney said he plans to prove the victim’s death was an accident that happened during consensual sexual activity.
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that's some good lawyering
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 14:23:57
But how much does he know about bird law?

I think it's important to be mean on Imgur because there's way too much positivity over there ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 15:11:56
snow leopard has a lot of feelings:
http://imgur.com/gallery/n29w59W
"She doesn't even go here!"
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 15:22:45
instagram for a lazy kitty
http://www.instagram.com/meow_york_kitties/
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 15:27:22
Time to redo all the internet challenges, but this time have monkeys do them
"Monkey Lemon Challenge!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2MiMQFWKLw
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 15:37:49
"video of West African street vendor being beaten unconscious in the Bronx"
Article from 6 May, 2017
http://www...ideo-street-vendor-beaten.html

Liveleak links
Just the video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce9_1494434891
Video with caption commentary:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a37_1494217161&comments=1
"Occurred at 401 E 149th St, Bronx, NY on Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017"
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 10 15:42:55
As of yesterday:
"Cops charge 21-year-old man in gang assault of Bronx street vendor sparked by stolen purse dispute"
[NY Daily News Article]
http://www...treet-vendor-article-1.3150239
"Porgo remains hospitalized on a ventilator at Lincoln Hospital and his other attackers are still on the loose."
"'Porgo is now fighting for his life in a coma with a 50/50 chance of surviving,' one of the GoFundMe pages says."

Aside from the criminality of the first punch (and the damage of landing on the sidewalk): Seems like another case of people not understanding that if they continue to hit someone after that someone has already been knocked unconscious, they can kill them. Really not a good idea to do that...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 18:03:12
that's -your- opinion!

that commentary mentioned "Burkina Faso"... i can't ever see that written without hearing Homer Simpson's voice :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6It2rTjhF5s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 18:08:26
technically a horrible video... which is hard not to find funny after a little bit
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5a_1494366041
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 10 18:21:01
'Cheetah gets loose in India'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac7_1494457329

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 11 18:48:42
a scarebear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1Fjh08pvI
...probably works on raccoons and drifters too
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 11 22:11:21
one of them gas station shooutouts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo3ppk0GKh0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 11 22:23:21
jaywalking fail
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce4_1494542789
on the plus side... good distance & rotation
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 12 10:07:55
God attacks chinese cyclist
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ca_1494577179
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 12 13:21:19
one of presumably 1000s of cell phone videos of Melissa McCarthy as Spicey riding around NYC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSaL93cdaO4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 13 01:18:18
bird on a forehead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufpu9_guVZs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 14 00:42:16
someone remade Terminator 2 in GTA for some reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrX67Gltb-A
i didn't watch it all cuz it's real long
~12:30 is the back hallway flowers/shotgun scene (w/ no flowers), the movie is better :p

(but i'm sure that took a ridiculously long time & they did a great job from what i watched)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 15 21:43:29
@CC - come back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HecfVtICs2U

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unrelated (hopefully):

A man covered in blood and carrying what appeared to be a decapitated human head walked into an Estacada, Oregon, grocery store on Sunday and stabbed an employee, according to the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 21:51:03
lol :D
I was sleep deprived and/or drunk for most of the weekend, but I'm back! ;p

That seems like an awful waste of time :D
..but a good job, yeah :D

"that's -your- opinion!"
lulz :D
Apparently Porgo regained consciousness
http://pix...down-2-more-suspects-arrested/
"he has opened his eyes, moved his head"

@"technically a horrible video"
That was terrifying D: .. especially that the other workers were running around with their heads cut off. Wonder why they couldn't cut the power... can't find any info about it online, but from looking I am now aware of the existence of r/watchpeopledie D:

"Cheetah gets loose in India"
Looks like it had some fun! ;p
Via the comments, LiveLeak seems to be having problems with the removal of the downvote button. I agree! People need a down-vote button!! YouTube still has one, but it doesn't do anything :/

Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 21:52:16
@"jaywalking fail"
Reminds me of a similar situation from a February case: http://www...er-probation-article-1.2997956
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 21:52:19
Article author Shaun King used it as an excuse to race bait and called the outcome of the hit-and-run case an example of "white privilege", but the reality was that teen Quason Turner had jumped the divider of a (similar) 3-lane highway at night (so, jaywalking in a dangerous location; a 40MPH highway clearly meant to discourage pedestrians; location on Google maps: http://www....9536615!4d-75.0613527!6m1!1e1 ).

King points out that driver Susan Hyland had an arrest and drug history, but another reality was that the police could not prove that she was intoxicated that evening (King thinks that her history is the proof, but that's not how proof works; history can go to character, state of mind, and prosecution considerations (like how a case can be tried) but does not act as case-specific evidence/"proof"). He also points out Hyland's suspended license, but even that does not overrule Turner having illegally jaywalked on a highway (i.e., asking, "would most reasonable drivers have been able to stop in time?" — the answer being, "maybe not," Hyland can't really be charged with the hit so much as the "run" part of "hit-and-run"). King thinks that Hyland being moved out of criminal court was more white privilege, but it's a continuation: without proof of Hyland's criminality in the impact itself (e.g., no intoxication proof and Turner having jaywalked), Hyland's attorney was able to move the case out of criminal court. In drug court, with her character history working against her (including her afterwards intent to torch her car) and with her hit-and-run decision, Hyland was charged the maximum possible sentence available to the judge (drug treatment and five years' probation, and "If she violates the terms of her five-year probation, she could face up to 20 years in prison"). So, sadly for King, simply having a racial difference does not prove white privilege here, though it may show that the drug courts should have higher maximums available to them, and it may highlight that commuter hells with a low availability of pedestrian routes can produce dangerous situations for jaywalkers.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 21:52:40
...

@"God attacks chinese cyclist"
The light piano music made it seem so serene ;p
..guess that was the result of poor building materials and/or construction efforts

@"bird on a forehead"
Like that Simpsons "seagulls ... only go out to sea to die"? ;p

2014 Tornado fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEN7MTy4fkA
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 22:06:24
Nice horse jump! ;)
(from 2013)
http://www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/view/7625
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 15 22:31:41
kitty squees
http://www...?taken-by=fostercatsfordays_16
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 16 09:56:32
maybe we'll get a video of a viral-fame-seeking nurse or doctor punching Porgo in the head
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Shaun King wouldn't be the first to gloss over the bad behavior of the supposedly aggrieved party... burn in hell, Mike Brown! :p
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maybe the horse felt some diarrhea coming on... always an awkward situation
FSB
SDANWMU
Tue May 16 16:45:29
Is this still going or is this from a year ago?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 16 16:54:51
still going... all significant internet events of the passing years are documented in these 100 post threads
FSB
SDANWMU
Tue May 16 17:02:29
Wowwwww
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 16 17:16:40
Yeaaaaaahss!! \:D/
These UGT Twitter threads have been the site of the UGT post-apocalypse party, FSB! :D
(2017-05-16, for posterity)

Yeah a nurse/doctor will punch Porgo and then take a scoop of some hospital jello while walking away to make it look super caj ;D

Shaun King seems to pop up a lot on these stories. Wouldn't be surprised if he had some good Michael Brown commentary ;)

The horse's mouth looked a bit frothy, so maybe it was having breathing issues? I know nothing about horses, though :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 16 17:58:36
"Hit-and-Run in Pasco County, FL"
http://imgur.com/gallery/YXJn9
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 16 18:03:14
Excellent dive:
http://www...MaTuer/videos/1747696082187756
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 17 00:39:29
@hit-and-run - seems a good opportunity to try the "bees! bees!" (Black Sheep or Tommy Boy) thing
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 17 00:42:40
A Nebraska man is facing charges of pandering, soliciting prostitution and disturbing the peace after police say he hired sex workers to strip on his neighbor’s front porch ― at least 75 times ― while he watched from across the street.

Douglas Goldsberry, 45, an Omaha chef who lives in the suburb of Elkhorn, began the unwanted strip shows in May 2013, about a month after his neighbors, a 30-something couple with two toddlers, moved in across the street.

The unwanted front-porch strip shows happened 25 to 30 times per year, police said. The family often feared for their safety, especially when the performers demanded payment.

“The previous owners had a little bit of the same problem,” a neighbor told WOWT.

Goldsberry was arrested on Wednesday, the same day his wife filed for divorce. He allegedly told a Douglas County sheriff’s deputy that he masturbated from inside his home across the street while watching the stripteases.

Prosecutor Eric Fabian said deputies found Goldsberry at an Omaha hotel with a suicide note and a power cord tied into a noose.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 17 02:25:30
lol wut? — "25 to 30 times per year"?? :D

"seems a good opportunity to try the "bees! bees!" (Black Sheep or Tommy Boy) thing"
bees!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU97w2DH5mc
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 17 02:25:41
cat sees something strange
http://imgur.com/gallery/2bejkI6
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 17 10:05:40
aww, don't scare your cats :p


people in suits beating on protesters:
http://twitter.com/RogueCPI/status/864675222246576130
Trump would be proud
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 17 11:07:01
Wows... pretty shameless. Seems to be some misinformation floating in the comments, but non-U.S. security details can in fact have diplomatic passports (diplomatic protections). Not sure if that's the case here, but the friendly police response towards the suits might make sense if so (DC police may have seen their badges). And it looks like CNN and the times have published articles, so not sure why the comments about media coverage?
*looks for more videos* :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 17 14:02:56
Aeros made a thread saying there were arrests

<south african accent> diplomatic immunity </south african accent>
<danny glover> it's just been revoked </danny glover>
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 17 14:14:57
come get your free castle or other historic building
http://www...free-castles-here-is-the-catch
i'm willing to occupy the structure and contribute very little work if anyone goes for it
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed May 17 18:57:31
isis ain't so bad

http://twitter.com/KenRoth/status/476873438154719232
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 00:59:25
perhaps ISIS is the Trump of the middle east... shaking things up in brash & unconventional ways
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 01:00:44
always make sure your hobo victim is real
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=068_1495071132
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 10:01:25
A burglary suspect in West Virginia has a bizarre rationale behind allegedly stealing a home’s security cameras: He didn’t want his grandma to see him masturbating.

Tristan Tucker of St. Albans was charged with daytime burglary last Thursday for a crime reported on April 23 to the Dunbar Police Dept.

Tucker’s grandmother accused him of repeatedly breaking into her house through a window and disarming security cameras and DVR system.

When police questioned the 27-year-old suspect, he allegedly confessed to the break-ins and gave an odd explanation as to why. Police said Tucker told them he originally broke into Grandma’s house through a window so he could charge his cell phone.

As the phone was charging, Tucker said he started watching porn on it and that led him to masturbate.

That’s when Tucker found himself in a sticky situation. He didn’t want his grandmother to see him masturbating in her home so he allegedly stole “the security cameras and the DVR box,” according to a criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Tucker then said he stomped on the cameras before throwing them away in the river.

But here’s the rub. Tucker didn’t destroy the DVR. He allegedly just hid it somewhere on his grandma’s property.

Authorities found it and were able to view footage of their touchy suspect illegally breaking into his grandmother’s house on numerous occasions.

The criminal complaint did not note whether or not the footage showed Tucker pleasuring himself.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 10:58:15
d'awww
http://buz...ute-dachshund-puppy-little.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 15:44:04
things like this may be why cops get a little jumpy sometimes:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64b_1495057609
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 18:43:40
a fight over seat-saving at graduation ceremony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHp539T1OY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 18 18:44:02
^ high-angle shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii2utuelGhQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 03:34:02
Now that graduation will commemorate so much more! ;)

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"Aeros made a thread saying there were arrests"

Sounds like not everyone there had diplomatic protections ;D

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"always make sure your hobo victim is real"

That's just mean! Use a *real* hobo as bait! :(

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GTA player can't seem to lose a 3-star wanted level:
http://streamable.com/rgf3k
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 03:35:59
Apparently that happened in Denver in 2015:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHuL-M9V7I
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 03:41:37
Actually the chase itself was March 2014. Sentenced in 2015. Here's a GTA edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN4Rf1J-ZtY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 19 09:32:17
carjacking seems easier than i expected... hmm...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 19 12:02:01
Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley apologized after his office inadvertently issued a proclamation honoring a man who ambushed and killed a Cincinnati police officer.

"I am really sorry that my office, that we mistakenly issued a proclamation on behalf of a man that killed, murdered Sonny Kim," Cranley said Thursday night.

Last week, the mayor's office received a request for a proclamation from Ronald Hummons for his son's birthday. The request didn't contain his son's full name and the staff member reviewing the request wasn't aware that the man being honored had killed Kim, according to the mayor's letter of apology to the Cincinnati Fraternal Order of Police.

A staff member wrote the proclamation, granting June 1, 2017, "Tre Day" in Cincinnati. The proclamation was then approved by the communications director.
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oops... doesn't seem like a prank, i think the father set up some foundation for mental illness or something (i didn't investigate too much :p), but he apparently has odd judgment
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 17:21:25
That GTA driver must have scared a couple people with his meth eyes! ;)
..does seem like it would be difficult if anyone were still wearing their seat-belt when he tried to yank them out.. or maybe they were, but he unbuckled them really quickly?

This doesn't go very well, but it looks like the driver had a good time:
"Driver Tries to J-Turn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEnQ-MgbZiY

Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 17:26:44
"surgeon repeatedly [punches] his nurse girlfriend in front of stunned medics seconds after their patient is wheeled out of the operating room"
http://www...-repeatedly-PUNCHES-nurse.html
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 17:31:57
kitty fights water
http://www.instagram.com/p/BUIDObEjLtg/?hl=en
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 19 18:37:39
I'm more focused on why the water level is not rising or falling (when not at the upper drain level)... devilry!

I mean obviously it COULD be draining from bottom as fast as entering after establishing a reservoir but seems an odd equilibrium to have reached for a cat video
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri May 19 21:55:38
It must be too gradual a change for the video length :p

"several questions...."
http://imgur.com/gallery/qIwRK
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri May 19 23:52:11
i want a congressional investigation of that cat sink


also... as i feared:

Disney World, which traditionally has given speaking roles to presidential robots in its Hall of Presidents, is reportedly considering a non-speaking Trump to avoid offending visitors.

The Florida resort’s Hall of Presidents, currently closed, features robotic versions of all previous American presidents. A robot Trump will join the ranks when the hall reopens later this year.

The animatronic Trump was to have been unveiled June 30, Walt Disney World Today, a website devoted to Disney park news, reported in April. Disney World hasn’t confirmed a reopening date.

But a theme park with the goal of pleasing everyone hasn’t quite figured out how to portray a president who inspires very extreme reactions, Motherboard reports, citing a source “close to Walt Disney Imagineering.”
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all 'halls of presidents' or other such things should be closed/cancelled
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 20 00:09:11
Maybe if it was President Trump as portrayed by animatronic Luke Perry?

"RC Helicopter VS Wasps" (from 2009)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXec7zBaPxA
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 20 00:32:00
deer crashes into Texas home:
http://youtu.be/8dlSd0xW8bQ?t=3m32s

Shown also in this news video, but weirdly the clip in the above compilation was in higher quality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7YdIVxnGA4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 20 04:43:16
Aggressive bath time:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BUNVKyXA_TP/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 20 09:56:41
those 'slow-mo' guys should do the helicopter/wasp thing, i want to see close-up slow-mo impacts


the deer probably put that on deer twitter as 'watch me scare the hell out of some dog'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 20 17:40:49
India is making a Rambo film
http://bro...2017/05/rambo-poster-india.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat May 20 22:02:33
there's a King Charles III tv movie (meaning after this selfish Queen finally dies)

it opens with her funeral, and Charles' first comment is "at last" :P
(although after a pause he says something like 'a moment alone', but obviously the writer is sick of the Queen being around too)

the great grandkids didn't look much older than they are now so i guess the movie is predicting her doom soon
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat May 20 23:31:42
*fingers crossed* :D

Slot cars powered by cycling resistance
http://imgur.com/gallery/q9ZPm
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 21 02:52:22
The reason for the internet:
(HD kitty cat)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tAyn4PA
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 21 04:23:06
A silly commentary — and a long video — but this person feeds a pregnant roach to his ant colony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qF5_P2e_T0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 21 09:59:32
the guy needs to work on his showmanship... and to grow some balls :p

'you won't believe the shocking ending, it may traumatize you' (while a short video clip of the ending plays... plus it's in the title! :P)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun May 21 10:45:35
dude loses his sunglasses... and nearly some little girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDtibc13fc
(can advance to 1:30 for action)
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 21 15:46:51
Poor sea lion just wanted a meat sample from the deli section :(

..
"the guy needs to work on his showmanship... and to grow some balls :p"

Yeah he might care too much about roach eggs ;p
..and maybe he should have faked out viewers by calling it, "A Roach's Survival Story" :D

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Good video of kitten mewing in cyclist's jersey
http://www...saved-his-life-2413337479.html
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 22 03:08:11
I'm getting a good bit of downvotes (-15 atm) on Imgur for saying this about the below video ;p
[LetsRememberBidenTouchedLittleGirls]: "Wow, that was overdramatic. He ranged from Liam Neeson in Taken to Mel Gibson in Braveheart."
[CherubCow]: "'Melodramatic' might be the better word; while the subject is real (family health), he's exaggerating via a stage actor's theatrical affect."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYwE5NrV0g
Imgur post: http://imgur.com/gallery/IyYYN
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 22 03:23:47
chalk + slow motion + HD + skateboarding
"Explosions of Color: Skateboarding in Slow Motion (Chromatic 2)" (2016 video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9tMocUR-80
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 22 03:25:14
Moar HD kitty cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/0VGDTsk
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 22 03:31:11
feral kitty gets the house kitty treatment
"Ancient battle-scarred feral cat meets tiny kittens"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiJkicepzM
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 22 03:40:29
"My mother sent me 27 photos of these eagles 'fighting'"
http://imgur.com/gallery/KWu8y
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 22 10:28:16
d'aww at feral cat


is the eagle post-coital or dead in the last photo?... seems an odd camera angle for a living eagle to allow

perhaps they really were fighting or a rape/murder
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 22 10:36:29
matrix cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssnmWmDX6Lc
kind of falls apart after the first jump, so just imagine a more impressive sequence after :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 22 12:19:00
A big game hunter was crushed to death after an elephant, that his friends had shot, collapsed on top of him.

hurray
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 22 18:41:59
MEMPHIS, Tennessee — A drunk man passed out on top of the trunk of a parked vehicle, and the vehicle’s owner then drove way — with no idea there was someone sleeping on his trunk! It happened in Memphis on Thursday, May 18th.

Pictures show a drunk man passed out on the trunk of a stranger’s vehicle on the side of the interstate, and the story that led up to the photos is even more bizarre.

“There is no way to describe it. It’s unbelievable,” Carl Webb said.

Webb and his wife were leaving a barbecue festival on Thursday night in downtown Memphis. They had backed their vehicle into a parking space at Carolina and Riverside.

“We came down the aisle, walked right to the car, opened it up on both sides. Hazel and I got into the car,” Webb said.

It was dark out, and Webb’s sunshade was stuck up, so he couldn’t see what was on his trunk. Webb’s route out of the parking lot included a very curvy on-ramp to I-55. He drove down the busy interstate at about 65 miles-per-hour, until he took the 240 exit on Lamar.

That’s when he saw police lights, and pulled over.

“The officer came up and he said, ‘Mr. — are you aware there’s a body on your trunk?’ And that did not register. He goes, ‘Mr. I’m not messing with you. There’s a body on your trunk.’ So I got out. We walked around and sure enough, there he was — still hanging on! Still unconscious, just lying there,” Webb said.

Webb had driven 14 miles with the uninvited and unaware passenger sleeping on his 14-inch-wide trunk.

“I have no explanation, other than that little lip right there saved his life,” Webb said.

Webb said the man was so drunk, he started to stumble into traffic, and the officer had to grab him. Webb said he’s just thankful for the officer’s good police work.

some photos in this news story about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR11yUaZ08Y

apparently someone doesn't use his rearview mirror
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 22 23:52:30
A onetime white supremacist in Tampa, Florida, claims he killed two neo-Nazi friends because they objected to his newfound Muslim faith, police said.

Devon Arthurs, 18, of Tampa, was apprehended Friday. He is accused of taking three hostages at a Tampa Palms smoke shop, according to a copy of the police report. After police talked Arthurs into surrendering, he made references to “Allah Mohammed” and said, “I had to do it. This wouldn’t have had to happen if your country didn’t bomb my country,” Tampa police reported. Arthurs is a U.S. citizen.

When an officer asked Arthurs if anyone was hurt, he reportedly replied, “The people in the apartment, but they ain’t hurt, they’re dead … they’re definitely dead.”

Police said Arthurs told them he shot his roommates because they’d been “disrespecting Arthurs’ Muslim faith” and that all three of them “had been friends with a common neo-Nazi belief until Arthurs converted.”
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 23 00:01:17
perhaps ^ he heard that women like the bad boy, but he didn't quite go the right direction... like the Rock at the evil invention competition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4
McKobb
Member
Tue May 23 00:55:20
A true son of anarchy. I wonder what symbol he will hold next?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue May 23 09:07:59
perhaps a black panther next

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Passengers chanted “lock him up” as United Airlines had a man sporting a Donald Trump “Make America Great Again” campaign hat removed from a flight in Shanghai. The man delayed takeoff for hours as he was escorted from the flight for being belligerent, the airline confirmed in a statement Monday.

Passengers were reportedly upset with the unnamed man in the Trump campaign hat for refusing to allow anyone to sit next to him on Flight 187, apparently because he had been refused an upgrade.

He became so disruptive that airline staff told passengers to exit the plane so that they could remove him before the flight could travel to its destination in Newark, according to the airline.

Fellow passengers reported the man called other travelers names on the flight, including “moron, “lesbian” and “Hillary.”

He referred to another passenger as “stupid friend over here that don’t know how to speak English,” video shows.

It’s unclear what happened to the man in Shanghai.

some hard to understand video of him:
http://twitter.com/DanOfromNYC/status/866248280891633664

'Shanghai has him now'
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue May 23 22:58:14
After reading the excerpts I was prepared to expect that this MAGA-man could be either a troll or a legit Trump supporter, but when I saw that he was old with white hair I admit to making a judgment call between the two ;p

lol@evil competition :D

..
"is the eagle post-coital or dead in the last photo?... seems an odd camera angle for a living eagle to allow"

I think that was the eagle's version of la petite mort ;D

..
Kind of amazing that that man didn't fall off of that trunk :D

there had to have been meth involved in that Neo-Nazi thing, right? D:


Not sure how we missed this! This happened in March; man tries to steal an expensive saw from a construction site; Last Action Hero commences:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpmBntS5ZJ8
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 24 03:38:15
kitty with scratchy-sounding meow attempts to wake its hooman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGzCIY6quM
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 24 04:09:08
Sloth goes swimming
(From Planet Earth 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctutKTrf_NY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 24 18:59:37
I don't recall Last Action Hero much, but that's quite a sequence...I wonder if hood guy appreciated the car rammings
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed May 24 23:22:22
'South Korea's Kim Moo-sung arriving like an absolute boss'
http://twitter.com/ChrisDYork/status/867109621781209088
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 25 03:55:33
The comments seem pretty negative, but that was kind of cool :D

baby flamingo walks (warning, loud chirp near the end of the clip)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BUfD4-4BrIu/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 25 04:52:08
The Onion seems to be getting a little outside of their box by pretending to release Kellyanne Conway documents :p
http://www...llyanne-conway-55950/entry/339
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 25 05:14:14
"Just a dapper prairie dog eating cheese for 15 seconds"
http://imgur.com/gallery/zRWKszn
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu May 25 05:43:55
bow hunter attacked by black bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsCqmotxyME
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu May 25 09:26:30
my favorite
"
T: little boy name????????
K: Barron
T: thanks
"
it's funny cause its true...probably :p


@bear, i thought that red dot appearing in the puddle was going to be a Life Aquatic style thing (or prob many other movies :p), but just camera blinking light :/
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