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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 05 14:50:49
this girl is kinda funny... not sure how much is actually meant as humor, possibly less than i am assuming
http://twitter.com/k_mcq

some people criticized her for this exchange, but she happily retweeted it :p
"
Katie: There would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn’t live there.

Pej Vahdat: you're a real moron

Katie: you're an Indian
"
(he's Iranian for the record, but i suppose she was guessing off his name)

she was just fired from Breitbart for her controversial comments, and now asking for money donations

plus she's got the crazy eyes... she's the whole package
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 05 18:27:51
more Katie:
"British settlers built the USA. "Slaves” built the country much as cows “built” McDonald’s. Amateur… "

"Mexicans wrecked Mexico & think invading the USA will magically cure them them of their retarded dysfunction. LOL."

"As if Indians could ever build the highly-advanced welfare system that sustains their existence… lol "

could be Sam Adams' soul mate
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 05 22:01:45
opposum w/ her lazy ass kids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WWEXBKHbo
Pillz
Member
Tue Jun 06 13:12:56
Someone hook me up with chick in the OP
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 06 14:00:16
she probably has a hoard of suitors after making a fair bit of news

even got mocked by Seth Rogen to which she responded
"Remember when your wife publicly cucked you? Surprised your PR handler let you back on Twitter."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 06 14:01:36
i'm guessing this woman wished she'd waited til she got home:


SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Authorities say a Utah woman pulled two of her son’s teeth in a Walmart restroom.

Prosecutors said Monday that the 47-year-old woman bought hand sanitizer and needle-nose pliers from the store, then took them into the restroom and pulled two of her 7-year-old son’s teeth.

Police in American Fork, Utah, say the boy’s older brother heard the child screaming and got him out of the restroom on April 2.

Charging documents say the boy told his brother that one of the teeth was loose, but the other was only slightly loose. Prosecutors say the woman didn’t use any kind of anesthetic.

The woman was charged with felony child abuse.
Pillz
Member
Tue Jun 06 16:04:04
Seth Rogan was publicly cucked?

Makes sense but how did I miss that
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 06 17:40:53
i'm not clicking her weird links for details :p investigate on your own

she's got one up now saying the German gov't and 'the Deep State' want her kicked off twitter
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 06 21:34:15
"A man uses water to Extinguish an Electric fire"
Guess he didn't have that Fire safety class in grammar school ;p

"looks like he managed to snag a wrap or twinkies or something"
Doesn't look like it was his first time foraging from a golf caddy :D

"what kind of sick person disposes of their xmas decoration packaging in June"
And who thinks that a legit terrorist would use that kind of off-season package for something sinister? :D .. I mean, *now* maybe someone will ;)

...
"this girl is kinda funny... not sure how much is actually meant as humor, possibly less than i am assuming"
lol :D .. At the moment I choose to believe that she's joking or otherwise baiting people for fun. That Seth Rogen tweet was good :D

Also interesting that she has responded to people who compare IRA terror attacks to Islamic terror attacks. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Seb stole that comparison argument from mainstream media narratives ;p
...

"bought hand sanitizer and needle-nose pliers ... Prosecutors say the woman didn’t use any kind of anesthetic."
Oops! D: .. not even Orajel? And no gauze to pad the pliers for tooth-grip? D: ...

..
[Pillz]: "Seth Rogan was publicly cucked? [/] Makes sense but how did I miss that"

I looked at the article ( http://www...mike-cernovich-cuckold-fetish/ ), and it makes a lot of interpretive leaps about the situation. Basically the author trolled Rogen a little bit. It ended with the author saying to Rogen, "Your wife won't fuck you. Hahah...", and then Rogen's wife responded by saying, "@Cernovich @Sethrogen Well, she definitely would fuck you!"... That is, she directed her tweet at both the author (Cernovich) and Rogen, but because she didn't specify her pronoun ("you" as in Rogen or "you" as in Cernovich?) Cernovich decided that she was saying that she would have sex with Cernovich. I'm not familiar with Cernovich so it's difficult to say if he really thinks that that was her intent, or if he's just using that pretense to draw Rogen into more public mistakes (which could also be the case with Katie McHugh) ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 06 21:34:20
Another attack of a disabled man:
http://www...ifying-viral-video-sucker.html
(person films as his friend hits the man. Then a second person hits the man)
The article doesn't mention it, but apparently three people have been identified so far.
McKobb
Member
Tue Jun 06 21:38:03
Them fuckers need a lead pipe upside the head.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 06 21:43:37
"Guess he didn't have that Fire safety class in grammar school"

that was the first thing i thought of too :p at least schools now have a new visual aid
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 06 21:51:10
"Them fuckers need a lead pipe upside the head."

Maybe so! Already have some pattern criminals:
http://6ab...ged-man-in-germantown/2068593/
"Three of the suspects were picked up by police at school Tuesday. Another 15-year-old boy who delivered the second punch was apprehended Tuesday night ... Police believe two of the boys connected to this videotaped incident were also involved in an attack on a school principal involving bricks last Friday."

..
"that was the first thing i thought of too :p at least schools now have a new visual aid"

Liveleak has done a great service to practical educations ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 06 21:53:40
we need to bring back more shame & humiliation in our punishment systems... the public should have opportunities to tomato those kids minimally
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:16:19
Sadly they may have juvenile protections in their defense :( ;p

Not sure that I was ever aware of this 2004 "Killdozer" story:
http://imgur.com/gallery/13L8q
TLDR: After a zoning dispute which ruled against him, Colorado resident Marvin Heemeyer chooses to build a tank on the frame of a tracked bulldozer which he then uses for vengeance.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:16:27
Someone in the comments posted video of the Killdozer's rampage (poor quality, but watchable):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:16:34
Yay! I brought up before that I've been waiting for Apple to release their new iPad Pro so I could start animating (I'm not a huge Apple fan, but Apple Pencil is pretty objectively the best stylus available; it has the least amount of screen parallax).. It looks like they've finally announced it:
http://www...play-breakthrough-performance/
"The new iPad Pro models are available to order beginning today [article written Monday: 5 June, 2017] from apple.com and will start delivering to customers next week. Both models will also be available next week in Apple Store"
McKobb
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:33:51
What kind of animation?
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:48:47
This is the specific goal: "The Great Emu War" http://www...hread=79071&time=1484857136521
..it would be kind of like Frisky Dingo's animation (or Archer, which came from Frisky Dingo). Not similar in *style*, but in its use of 2D overlays (3D movement would take too many animation frames for this particular project, but maybe in the future?).
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:49:46
Oh! In other words: cartooney but with graphic violence :D
McKobb
Member
Wed Jun 07 01:57:31
http://upr...4/02/archer-back-woo.gif?w=650
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 07 09:31:53
i don't recall Killdozer either... UGT 2004 really let us down


how to enjoy a water slide when you can't swim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHD3YQMDer4

TMZ found guy who claims its real & gave instructions... not sure that's proof though :p
http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/07/water-slide-viral-video-real/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 07 14:17:25
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1496841562

...was 'this has to be Russia' your first thought? :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 02:00:03
lol.. when I saw the bear that was definitely my first though :D

..
"i don't recall Killdozer either... UGT 2004 really let us down"
Such a shame! At the moment I can't locate the correct thread search tool for the old forums to see why we were failed, but that *should* have been the only thing discussed for at least a week ;D

That was a cool slide :o

Tone deaf and literally deaf singer gets the pity vote on "America's The Next Voice Time to Got Talent" or whatever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKSWXzAnVe0
I would have signed for her to play some Slayer instead of this generic indy stuff ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 02:04:25
*first [thought]

This gif of GoT's the "Mountain" is kinda okay, but one of the top comments was better :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/T7SxM
[TheUtahn]: "He has a tiny penis. Just kidding. It's probably pretty normal. I just like to put others down to make myself feel better."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 02:23:20
♫ 'tis the season for gifs of drowning kids ♫
http://imgur.com/gallery/lmNYv
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 02:23:23
That appears to be a recent story; mother faces negligence charges for leaving her 5-year-old "unattended" in a crowded pool area. This Finnish news story can be run through Translate for deets:
http://www...omannut-hukkuvaa-lasta/6461070
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 03:08:06
Kitty tracking a moving toy:
http://imgur.com/gallery/tKNLdtk
Note to self: find the source of this gif in order to make a rave kitty ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 05:51:53
Milo the Munchkin kitty has its own Insta:
http://www.instagram.com/_milomunchkincat/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 05:52:09
And here's an HD video of kitteh playing :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqPPYORCs8I
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 08 12:30:11
a drowning kid... & kittens!

looked like that one guy early was just watching him struggle :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 08 12:33:04
i hope they ran intensive testing to confirm that singer's deafness
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 08 12:57:32
A Florida woman who sent death threats to the father of a boy who was killed in the 2012 shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School has been sentenced to five months in federal prison.

Lucy Richards, 57, who believes the shooting that killed 20 children in Newtown, Connecticut, was all a hoax, was sentenced on Wednesday in Fort Lauderdale after pleading guilty to transmitting threats in interstate commerce.

“You gonna die. Death is coming to you real soon,” one recorded message said.

A written message warned: “Look behind you it is death.”

Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 19:24:22
I guess that's the cost of not publishing photos of massacred children: people won't believe that there was a massacre D:

"looked like that one guy early was just watching him struggle :p"
Some of that reminded me of that Starsky & Hutch movie scene where Owen Wilson wants to push the dead body to another county :D

"i hope they ran intensive testing to confirm that singer's deafness"
Yeah I'm pretty suspicious, but on the other hand she may have just proven that making indy music does not require things like talent or the ability to hear ;D

frantic duck
http://imgur.com/gallery/57wTpdb
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 19:24:45
GTA delivery-truck services:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2SG9XExFw
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 20:19:33
Good cancer-satire headline :D
"Local Man Dies Following Short Battle With Gas Leak Explosion"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...hort-battle-gas-leak-exp-56188
"ANNETTA, TX—Fighting his condition until the very end, local man Ron Batton died Wednesday following a short battle with a gas leak explosion. “Ron was a real trooper,” said his brother Kevin Batton, adding that throughout the fraction of a second between the 2000-degree fireball engulfing him and his body becoming nothing more than a pile of cinders, Ron held his head high and “never, ever surrendered.” “He kept quiet about it and didn’t let it change the way he lived his life in any way. In fact, we didn’t even find out what was happening until everyone in a one-mile radius heard a deafening explosion, and chunks of his house began raining down from the sky. But if you knew Ron like I did, none of that is the least bit surprising.” Batton went on to say that given how much Ron was suffering, they were confident he was finally ready to go."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 20:23:13
An explosion of meta:
"Fidget Midget Spinner"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNCXU3g16I
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 22:54:06
"Infant drinking homemade tea for the first time"
(stick with it) >:D
http://imgur.com/gallery/VLDLd
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 23:48:51
Deer falls but is okay maybe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B85Hi4djjZk
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 08 23:58:43
Man interacts with a dog in 2015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4ct1ZRPyXA
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 00:18:11
How to start dance riots in England:
http://twitter.com/EditinKing/status/872170702765531138
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 09 00:47:19
i was hoping it would go like in the best scene in Hot Rod :p (@ ~2:00)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjgY427qW8


pretty sure that guy just edited out all the times the opossum bit him
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 02:49:41
Probably should have a caption the entire time that says, "not actual advice" :)

love that scene :D .. Yeah when they were gathered around the car I was expecting someone to get carried away and flip it ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 03:23:00
An interesting combined gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/D4O4tB5
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 09 15:41:13
to be excessively nitpicky one could point out that the silver parts are what's supposed to be in the rhino so the face sequence is backwards... >.>
---------


A man is facing charges after he allegedly threatened to shoot a Pittsburgh restaurant owner because there were onions in his food.

Yuba Sharma was arrested Tuesday night outside of All India restaurant after officers responded to a call about a man described as “drunk and angry.”

Owner Ravinder Singh told police that the suspect showed up Tuesday evening in a drunken rage still mad that servers had put onions in his food the night before.

Investigators say the 43-year-old Sharma was asked multiple times to leave, but refused. Instead, he reached for his pants pocket while allegedly threatening to shoot the owner.

That’s when police were called to the scene. Before the police arrived, Sharma allegedly pulled down his pants and exposed himself to the owner and a restaurant employee.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 09 15:50:44
some Canada Geese possibly involved in child sex trafficking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqanZYiYV0

...just seems like a lot of kids for 2 adults
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 19:12:22
Some of those ducklings must have imprinted on the wrong parents :)

..
"to be excessively nitpicky one could point out that the silver parts are what's supposed to be in the rhino so the face sequence is backwards..."
Because the rhino is grey? :D .. that would make sense! Though I think it works in the movie's realm?

..
Another example of the stupid things that Imgur likes:
http://imgur.com/gallery/i6nsW
This guy has been posting selfies for an entire year (today was the final day). Although Imgur (via its peeps, not its stated rules) claims to have a no-selfie policy, a lot of times he managed to get to the front page because of his "positivity" message :| (he's one of those peeps that think that "fake it 'til you make it" is an actual life strategy rather than disturbingly pathetic — though variations which don't rely on being "fake" would be less problematic) ... Anyways! One of his objectives was to use the selfies to gain enough attention for a job interview at Imgur. My favorite part of his journey: he got the interview, but they didn't hire him >:D
..he conveniently left out that part of the story in this final post :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 19:18:28
"Everyone walking by at the terminal rolls their eyes like "Really?" And then says "That's actually a really great idea" a few steps later."
http://imgur.com/gallery/cLLjy
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 19:56:27
Why it might be good to be familiar with heads of state when traveling:
"Bulgarian President - Thug life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd_ey9mINlk
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 19:58:10
Squee of the day!:
(4 kitties at nap time)
http://www...NwFSTP/?taken-by=midorinotanbo
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 09 21:41:41
well I meant only parts of Keanu covered in the liquid silver were showing up as Ace except when they have the face sequence... so you'd need like a faceless Jim Carey but with the neck and rest of the head forming rather than seeing his face... although not surprising that didn't occur in Ace Ventura footage :p


yay hammocks!
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 09 21:58:27
"well I meant only parts of Keanu covered in the liquid silver were showing up as Ace except when they have the face sequence..."

Oh I see. Yeah you kind of have to pretend that the body part coverage order was switched up and that some of it hadn't happened yet :D

..
..hoping to make a fresh meme tonight :p .. one idea was to switch this one up:
http://imgur.com/gallery/napP6
..so that instead it's like, "does anyone else sleep like this?" except it's a picture of someone underwater with cement shoes ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 10 15:00:58
another cop murdering a dog
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=457_1497054320
and you can tell he felt super bad about it
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 10 17:16:10
'did you just shoot my dog?'
'c'mon... he was trotting toward me and barking as almost every dog might do, what choice did i have?'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 10 17:21:07
Cathy Stafford had a simple message for a robber who walked into her Warren, Ohio, eatery Tuesday and demanded she “open the fucking register.”

“Get a job,” she calmly told the unidentified man, before asking him if he was the same person hitting up other businesses in the neighborhood.

Surprised by her stoic attitude, the suspect allegedly stole just $13 from a tip jar before fleeing. Stafford’s co-worker Sierra Harper filmed the incident on her cell phone and shared the footage to Facebook:

http://www...eamer/videos/1383246045076304/

could be a hoax... the robber doesn't sound very convincing
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 10 22:10:14
The robber seems like not even he wants to be there ;D

..
"another cop murdering a dog"
Wows.. just awful. Seems like laziness combined with some fanciful version of "textbook-justified" shootings. Laziness because "I'll just shoot this thing to interact with it instead of putting in some kind of mental effort", and "textbook-justified" because in his mind anything approaching an officer can be shot for "threatening behavior". In reality it was just a dog approaching a visitor, and likely he could have just done a dumb voice ("who's a doggy!!?? It's *you*! You're a doggy!!") and given it scratches and it becomes a non-issue.

I'm pretty surprised that some of the LiveLeak peeps think that the shooting was an okay thing to do.. like these:
[Frans-Jaeger]: "It looked like a pitbull. If a pitbull runs towards me barking and i have a gun, im going to shoot it. If it was (almost) any other breed then pepperspray and baton would be first choice."
[omgwtfbbqz0r]: "For all these supposed dog lovers, this dog was not coming for a friendly meet and greet, but to defend his territory."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 11 00:01:10
apparently the cops also cremated the dog w/o asking the guy...

"
...
Gary says that callous attitude continued after Blu passed away.

"Ask them why they cremated the body of the dog without contacting me. Without getting consent from me."

When Contact 13 started asking those questions, this story took a very strange twist.

And our findings sparked a new internal investigation at the sheriff's office. We'll bring you those findings in part 2 of this story which airs on Monday.
"
http://www...-residential-alarm-call?page=2

so more Monday on the strange twist i guess
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 00:09:01
Are cliffhangers part of journalism now? Lol
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 01:33:40
I think this "waggle" Facebook page stole this content, but I can't find the source, so..
crafty chipmunk vs. kitty
http://www.facebook.com/waggletv/videos/1749676365046870/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 01:48:03
It's gotten that I recognize this Imgur user's posts without checking the name :D
Still more HD kitty cat!:
http://imgur.com/gallery/QaFc6
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 02:15:30
snek+mouse
http://imgur.com/gallery/SsxG97C
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 11 09:38:07
i'm not too comfortable with how that chipmunk video ended... looked concerning for the chipmunk...


articles about "Star Wars: Battlefront II" are showing up renewing my massive irritation w/ naming those games the same as games that already existed... & they aren't that old... i already have Star Wars: Battlefront II, it's still worth playing... gah!

imagine the parents looking on eBay & buying the wrong thing as a gift & then their kids yelling at them for being idiots
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 11 09:44:39
this headline struck me as funny:

"Headless body, severed head found in Mississippi; police eye link"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 11 14:27:11
a brazilian robber without a motorcycle helmet (perhaps it was stolen)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=453_1497124051
..and applause as his corpse tossed in a truck bed
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 17:11:13
He probably needed to complete that mission before he could get the helmet upgrade ;)

..
"Headless body, severed head found in Mississippi; police eye link"

[Detective that thinks he's especially clever]: "In the police department, we don't believe in coincidences." XD

..
"i'm not too comfortable with how that chipmunk video ended... looked concerning for the chipmunk..."

Yeah I have a feeling that they edited out the part where the cat mangles the chipmunk and keeps it within a state of partial death while it plays with it for hours.. (had a cat do that once)

..
"imagine the parents looking on eBay & buying the wrong thing as a gift & then their kids yelling at them for being idiots"

That would be fun to do intentionally as a parent :D
..Thought that name sounded familiar! Imgur peeps have been hyping it up. Meanwhile I'm thinking of downloading 1999's "Alien v Predator" ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXYIDCfORXI ) — not quite the cutting edge ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 17:11:15
This is like "2001: A Space Odyssey", except now it's raccoons finding human tech before making their great tech leap :o
(2016 raccoons in Montreal)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmyn48yDKPo
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 17:34:51
kitty out for a walk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb8bj7z1QE4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 17:39:30
awww ✿:D
kangaroo hugs:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BVMve0jAGUt/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 17:44:17
Has spy tech gone too far?
(robo puppy spies on wild dogs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfJUciAxxyo
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 11 19:16:48
Pretty funny end to this interview with Norman Reedus (Daryl from WD) and Greg Nicotero:
http://youtu.be/FaWhhHlTR9Y?t=6m35s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 00:15:43
i get the sense raccoons may suffer from avarice... some buddhism might do them well


i see there's a 'robot monkey inflicts emotional distress on langur monkeys' video at the end of that dog one :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 12 04:44:42
This one?
"Langur Monkeys Grieve Over Robot Monkey"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ZVl2x-euA
D:
..pretty messed up! They basically put a mutant-looking robo-baby with the langur monkeys, let it fail to react with them, and then watch with interest when the monkeys grieve over the dead freak. I think they need to have more interactive robots before doing this type of thing ;) .. It does kind of remind me of "Blade Runner" though (Harrison Ford understanding a replicant emotionally) ;p
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 12 08:49:36
http://eskipaper.com/images/monkey-thinkgeek-1.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 09:41:55
how long til doctors are tricking pregnant women w/ dead robot babies so they can sell the real babies on the black market


it's monday! we get to hear the exciting conclusion of the dog-slaying cop story
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 11:19:35
they televised the start of Trumps first full cabinet meeting today... they went around the room with each person saying how honored they were to work with Trump and how awesome he is

i think the one who sucks up least gets voted out each episode
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 12:41:56
it's the 30th anniversary of 'get to the choppah'

a pretty interesting:
7 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Predator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0il3ysn4z-M
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 13:48:29
a non-robbery Brazil video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d8_1497217823
keep an eye on the guy who had put his arm around the victim...it's not hard to do :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 12 15:34:24
This was a good comment:
"An involved citizenry is key to maintaining the status quo of a country."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 15:45:35
one of 'em wasn't too involved :p... eventually meandering over to check on the girl


Adam West:
“Burt and I were like kids in a candy store. It was the Swinging Sixties with free love and women threw themselves at us. I remember one night with eight different women. Orgy is a harsh word, but it was eight at one time. I’d have young female co-stars in my dressing room at 7:45 in the morning.”


Burt Ward:
“When I entered ‘Batman’ as a naive 20-year-old who had only dated a couple of girls, I met Adam West, who immediately introduced me to the wildest sexual debauchery that you can imagine. We often found that women were banging on our windows while we were bedded down with other women.”

“If you look at our show, you’ll see that we always stood with our legs open, our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women.”
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 12 17:27:39
a shaved Husky
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBw4jpPUwAALgr3.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 13 02:40:47
Shaving animals is the best :D

..the 60s were a hell of a drug!

Imgur might finally be getting over their Chris Pratt crush; step one is making fun of his good-guy image:
http://imgur.com/gallery/eTJjA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 10:07:46
i like the undiagnosed boy one :p the harbinger of death
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 10:17:52
here's the follow-up to dog-killer... (page 1 doesn't have anything new)

http://www...h-of-dog-shot-by-deputy?page=2

TLDR:
cop got 24 hrs of dog-training (which will probably be him shooting dogs for 24 hrs) & turns out the ashes they gave the guy aren't even of his dog after the mistaken cremation :p... some investigation continues

plus the sheriff being weasely about saying anything was done wrong (due to lawsuits likely) & more asshole cop statements from the body cam
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 10:20:11
if i was the dog owner i'd be wondering if my dog was stuffed & mounted in the cop's home... perhaps a Terminator style attack on the police dept is warranted
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 12:38:16
that kid who got sentenced to 15 years for taking down a political poster in North Korea has been returned to the USA... however, he's in a coma as he has been for over a year apparently

i hope we honor the remainder of his prison sentence if he ever regains consciousness
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 12:51:38
and coma time really shouldn't count... he's not reflecting on his mistakes or experiencing any punishment

sleeping is different as that's already assumed in prison sentences
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 13 21:18:08
Sounds like they gave that officer the equivalent of a trip to HR. Seems like murdering a dog should have worse penalties.

And yeah, the Sheriff was basically being "thin blue line" (in the "support other officers but no one else" sense) when he was saying, "You know, I don't think I'm going to take a stand on that because I wasn't in that guy's head. I think it was the totality of things that were going on at that particular moment and the outcome was less than what we wanted it to be." Like, it's a pretty weak argument to just say that because you don't know someone's mind that you can't hold them to a certain standard of conduct. That same argument gets used in a lot of police shootings with that "fear for my life" phrase — it's a cop-out for not making good decisions. The Sheriff did say that this officer had "never been around dogs in his whole life," which at least explains how the officer so poorly judged the situation. Maybe the only dogs that this officer has known were police attack dogs ;) .. not that that justifies poor training and poor performance.

..
"i hope we honor the remainder of his prison sentence if he ever regains consciousness"
That might foster good faith with North Korea ;D

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Can't get this video to play on any of my browsers:
http://www...irst-dates/on-demand/65067-004
..so of course where the main source fails, shady links come through: http://thevideo.me/cu1byykp4wx6
Someone posted an excerpt on Imgur but out of context. It's from a British reality TV show that puts people on blind dates, and on this episode a female dater (Eve) admits to having alopecia areata (type of baldness) to a male dater (Jordan). The person who posted it said this was the "Best Date Ever!" ( http://imgur.com/gallery/d8OZ8Zz ), but that seems inaccurate. In the time after Eve tells Jordan of her condition, Jordan seemed super uncomfortable even while smiling (delivering some cliché acceptance lines while looking a little terrified in his eyes), and apparently Eve didn't like Jordan anyways, so she doesn't intend to date him outside the show... it doesn't really seem like "best date ever" material unless they thought that this date went so "well" that they never need to meet again ("one and done!") ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 22:00:37
that was an episode of Seinfeld


George: I got rejected by a bald woman. A bald woman rejected me. Heh, you like that one? A woman with no prospects and no *hair*, told me that I wasn't her type. Apparently *baldy* likes a slimmer guy.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 13 22:04:05
lulz :D
Maybe she's always wanted to live that episode for real ;)
(but also further proof that everything possible in the universe has occurred on either Seinfeld or the Simpsons)

Black bear gets a *little* close
http://rum...k-bear.html?mref=6i76&mc=8jxox
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 13 22:46:36
While it's true that people shouldn't have to yell at each other to communicate their points, I'm more on the side of the old man in this 2014 video:
(Subway customer; video set to correct time)
http://youtu.be/3nC1anF4rEg?t=7m37s
The employee doesn't realize that there's a bait-and-switch situation afoot, and instead just says, "I don't control the price, sir."
This was posted to Imgur ( http://imgur.com/gallery/zO4N6 ), and naturally more people sided with the employee, even though he was being mentally slow with someone who probably shouldn't understand the situation better than he. Imgur peeps also seem to be saying that employees don't control the price (that same employee line), but that does not mean that they get to fail at basic communication.
..kind of rare that I'd side with a yelling customer, especially given that I worked in fast food for several years in high school ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 13 23:10:04
i wonder if the employee ever realized the problem was the 50 cents and not the tax :p



Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 14 01:33:16
I hope that *eventually* he realized that, yeah :D
..it's always painful to have one of those moments where it's like, "oh... *I* caused that D:" ;p

Another Samaritan helping in a police chase:
(Van crashes to stop chase in Michigan)
http://www.instagram.com/p/BVS7IlJhOnb/?hl=en
This just happened yesterday (June 13th).. can't find a detailed story on this. That was ABC News' Instagram and they don't have an article yet.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 14 01:44:51
Someone in the comments explained that the "infield fly rule" was [probably?] in effect here, so this wasn't technically a mistake by the players. That being so, the title still works :)
"Reds huddle together mid-play to summon a baseball"
http://imgur.com/gallery/9JirdGX
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 14 01:48:23
Plane uses wind speed to land + nice Alaska scenery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJI3kPZ0-I
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 14 02:20:55
rocking out! ;D
http://vid.pr0gramm.com/2017/06/13/67888848a3870293.mp4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 14 11:02:34
that good samaritan's insurance company may not honor his deeds :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 14 12:25:57
A clerk at a store near Yankee Stadium suffered a broken jaw and facial fractures when an angry customer threw avocados at him, CBS New York reported Tuesday.

The May 29 assault, caught on camera, shows the customer repeatedly hurling the avocados at the employee and a coworker. He then pelts him with bananas.

Police said the two suspects became irate during an argument over a food order, the New York Post reported.

The owner of Stadium Gourmet Deli, Hany Girgis, told CBS the recently hired worker did not speak English and one suspect got upset after the cashier offered to translate.

video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbEIRTbytx0

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 14 16:31:34
blue shorts guy executing his signature move @ ~0:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RD740IESnY
McKobb
Member
Wed Jun 14 22:00:20
Holy Nut Cracker, Batman!
McKobb
Member
Wed Jun 14 22:12:27
Rasher!
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