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Cherub Cow
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Sat Jul 15 18:48:07
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Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 15 18:48:20
Titanic sinking in real time
(2016 video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9w5bgtJC8
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 15 18:48:25
Goes well with 10 hours of "My Heart Will Go On" (Bad Recorder)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtF2_udJu88
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 00:10:01
pretty sure that confetti thing was a set-up as his next joke wasn't about family
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 15:57:30
apparently there's a suicide challenge/game or something that you now need to warn your kids about
see 'blue whale'

we need a 'sterilize yourself' challenge
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 16:29:20
cat carrying bed upstairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjil6BxOqI
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 17:24:14
another bear (or 2)... 2nd half of video is best
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7a8_1500106205
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 17:55:29
looks like fun...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7dd_1500170726
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 16 18:05:49
okay wut?? D: ... I had been thinking that these motorcycle-bear videos were of people wearing bear costumes.. but that *is* a bear. What even is Russia?

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"apparently there's a suicide challenge/game or something that you now need to warn your kids about
see 'blue whale'"

Cool! Makes me miss the days where people in UGT would randomly tell each other to kill themselves ;D
#MakeUGTGreatAgain #MUGTGA #KillYourself

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Imgur has degraded into people hyping up the GoT season premiere, but here's a 2015 video of a vein-finding laser that makes people look like red superman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS68ePykav0
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 16 18:09:21
"looks like fun..."
She's okay, right? D:
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 19:16:28
it depends if spines are important... I'm not a doctor
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 16 20:24:59
I guess that was the same bear ride as the one from a few threads ago:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1496841562
so maybe they haven't yet integrated into society as much as it appeared
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 06:05:48
Looks like a new motorcycle (or redone), but the rear rider had the same jacket in both videos.. so I guess these bear owners will be in a Werner Herzog documentary soon ;)

50 Cent forced to hear fans complain about him in person.
[Jimmy Kimmel]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVScY23bb0Y
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 10:19:27
that woman held up well... i may have fled for my life


RAGE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b4_1500277681
seems a weird spot for a fish tank
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 10:23:41
this won't be good for tourism
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Australian Woman Killed By Police In Minneapolis

Zach Damond, who identified himself as the woman’s future stepson, said in a video posted to Facebook that she was killed after calling 911 to report a sound in the alley behind her home. His father, Don, was engaged to be married to the victim, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

“Basically my mom’s dead because a police officer shot her for reasons I don’t know,” he said in the video, posted to the Facebook page for Women’s March Minnesota.

The state’s Bureau of Criminal Apprehension said body cameras worn by the officers involved were “not turned on at the time and the squad camera did not capture the incident.”

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that was about the only explanation so far in the article
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 10:51:18
i guess we could have a 'guess the story'...

- cop had valid target but typical aiming problem
- cop thought she was a dog
- cop thought he was holding a flashlight not gun
- she pulled a weapon on the cop (actual)
- she pulled a weapon on the cop (lie)
- her accent made him mistake her for a monster
- ____
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 14:11:47
updated info of unknown accuracy:

Justine Damond was in her pajamas speaking with a police officer who was in the driver’s seat of a police vehicle that responded to her call when the officer in the passenger side allegedly “pulled his gun and shot Damond through the driver’s side door,” The Minneapolis Star Tribune is reporting through three sources.

The officer who fired was named by KTSP-TV as Mohamed Noor, the first Somali-American police officer in his precinct. Damond was shot multiple times, the television station reported.
Pillz
Member
Mon Jul 17 16:33:17
That story is great. Hope it's true.

Also monster voice theory
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 16:41:07
seems odd to me that the cops don't seem to have floated any explanation so probably will just be an 'oops, my bad' situation
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 18:15:01
Sounds like the 5-O will get away with this :/ .. without 3rd party evidence they'll just do the usual "feared for my life"/"thought of my family back home" nonsense and no one can challenge it. Then again, maybe it was another crazy person who called the police and then decided to stab the officers? ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 18:45:41
Someone decided to make a classier CNN v Trump gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/S8S79qk
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 18:46:46
Oops, use this link instead for higher quality:
http://mob...tus/885944378900041728/video/1
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 19:04:35
worthy of the Trump Presidential Library


...it pained me to think that may exist someday
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 19:53:17
to think that a president will be a pro wrestler? :D

using a floating dock to surf:
(warning, generic surfer music)
http://vimeo.com/225408543
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 20:22:19
sources of hope i thought of...
-maybe I'll die before that library happens
-maybe America will die
-they don't have one as part of his breaking with traditions
-it burns down enough times they stop rebuilding it... I wonder how many times I'd have to do that...
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 17 20:30:12
-maybe it'll have the same success as Zoolander's "Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too"?

I want to re-do this Norway commercial but have there be a bomb in the lunchbox >:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXkX9axcWs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 21:46:31
he should be assuming the food is soaked w/ urine or something

i don't recall selfless acts in my childhood
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 22:22:46
goat rages against the machine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCVbISr21U
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 17 22:38:00
chainsaw prank (not as bad as you might think :p)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=251_1500302737
the foot twitching makes it seem like he's legitimately traumatized and not just faking... so... win!
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 18 03:51:37
He must have fainting goat's blood ;)

"goat rages against the machine"
Was disappointed that it didn't go inside after its triumph :(

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"i don't recall selfless acts in my childhood"
Yeah I think a teacher or parent would have to manipulate the youth for that sort of outcome. Liars, all of them! :p

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Apparently people play "It"/"Tag" professionally:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxOkEn8aoE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 18 09:15:35
add a knife to the mix and you've got something
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 18 10:46:14
a movie about making the movie The Room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qab3TMg42k

were we talking about The Room here recently? i know i watched a video about it within the last couple weeks, was unaware of the movie...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 18 14:35:55
found the video i watched...not sure if it was from a link here or not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k27mr6p-yhY
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 19 02:01:38
"a movie about making the movie The Room"
That could be good, actually :D

"were we talking about The Room here recently?"
Don't think it's come up here recently, but I think we're all (sadly) familiar with it ;D ..
Vox videos tend to be too painful for me to watch. 20 seconds was all I could manage :/

Speaking of movies! I watched « Tour de pharmacy » yesterday, and it was funny :D ... the beginning was great and there were a lot of 'smile but not quite laughing' moments throughout. it wasn't quite as funny as "7 Days in Hell", but if you liked "7 Days" then you'll probably like this one.

kittie wants foods
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9QqOT2Rn0c
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 19 02:33:44
Slow-motion hummingbirds
(National Geographic; 2017-07-18 video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUQ_pz5wlo
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 19 19:19:30
"Conan Suits Up For Comic-Con"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLHNI96oF2A
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 19 20:39:19
"Footage shows officer placing drugs in trash; goes out to street, turns on camera, returns. Cams save 30 sec prior to activation, w/o sound"
http://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/887504546074939393
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 19 21:40:35
maybe that's where he found it then decided he better get it on camera? >.>
Everknight
Member
Wed Jul 19 21:51:12
Love Conan, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M5KE44xluo
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 19 23:20:05
lol!!
Don't know how I missed that in 2015 :D

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"maybe that's where he found it then decided he better get it on camera? >.>"

lol.... shit. That could actually work as a defense :D
You better get in touch with his legal team :D

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"How I Made $290,000 Selling Books Paperback – 2017
by Jack Stratton"
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B073DMV56J/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk
[see pics at link]
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Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 20 00:17:26
Man tricks hummingbirds into participating in his sick fetish:
http://dai...bird-from-bottle-cap-in-mouth/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 20 00:25:26
dancing governor:
http://imgur.com/gallery/3fYoMj8
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 20 02:29:58
Veterinarian squeezing maggots from a dog \:D/
http://youtu.be/LSPJa_-BurI?t=1m4s
(Yep. Wound up on the weird part of YouTube!)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 20 09:14:47
that explains the rash of hummingbird attacks on women w/ red lipstick
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 20 09:21:58
tour de france legs:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BWshQ0FhGhY/
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 21 02:50:09
That's too many visible veins D:
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 21 21:17:50
these people playing a bit fast & loose w/ this frog's life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlySfbwKLD0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 22 00:39:04
there was a special on about the Fuhrman tapes from the OJ case... apparently he hated women cops and led a group calling themselves 'Men Against Women'

GROSS would be proud
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 23 09:43:21
A Florida man frustrated by utility workers wiring cables outside his home apparently took his anger out on their trucks.

Jorge Jove, 64, approached two AT&T workers on Wednesday after they parked their bucket trucks outside his home in Hialeah, police told Fox 13 News in Tampa. Jove allegedly demanded that the workers, who were servicing lines in the neighborhood, move their vehicles.

When the workers told Jove they had to complete their work before moving, police say he went inside his house and retrieved a handgun.

Cellphone video recorded by one of the AT&T workers shows a man, believed to be Jove, firing multiple bullets into the utility trucks while one of the workers is trapped inside an extended lift bucket.

Jove, who reportedly reloaded the gun several times, did not injure either of the workers, police said.

video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPll0ho1pGw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 23 14:11:50
i didn't see it coming...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b9_1500744035
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Jul 23 18:45:59
OOPS! CNN Caught In Blatant Propaganda Using Young Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEW5VFMWEpc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 23 19:18:15
seems Russia is colluding with Trump against CNN
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Jul 23 21:20:16
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DE9gW9zWsAMa30P.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Jul 24 14:02:06
http://www...f-black-lives-matter-succeeds/
Pillz
Member
Mon Jul 24 15:38:49
There is historical proof of that being a serious possibility. They already made a Nat turner movie after all.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 25 00:58:02
"these people playing a bit fast & loose w/ this frog's life"
Looks like a kitty's game of "I toucha da froggie" :)

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"GROSS would be proud"
..I can't place that.. hmm .. and Google wasn't helping. Is that like "NO MA'AM" from Married with Children? :D

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"frustrated by utility workers wiring cables outside his home"
He must not have been able to get a table at "Cracker Barrel" ;D

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"i didn't see it coming..."
lol.. me neither :D .. and a surprise ending in this LL comment:
"This can also happen with flour, mythbusters did a episode on it, its very interesting im gay"

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"OOPS! CNN Caught In Blatant Propaganda Using Young Girl"
That's like that little girl whose father writes her jokes... except this also has the element of further mass media manipulations.. :|

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I still haven't watched the latest GoT so I need to leave the Internet immediately. But here's a kitty touching water:
http://imgur.com/gallery/E8rq0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 25 09:53:23
GROSS was a UGT clan... anti-ANA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 25 13:22:24
"
Justin Bieber pulled the plug on his 'Purpose' tour because he "rededicated his life to Christ" sources connected to Hillsong Church tell TMZ.
"

(...i don't know what Hillsong Church is)
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Jul 25 18:07:06
WATCH: Naked Man Allegedly Chops Off Own Penis & Charges Chicago Police


http://hea...o-chicago-police-drugs/?b2np=d
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 25 22:33:47
not to monday morning quarterback, but i think whatever he chopped his dick off with would make for a better weapon to charge cops with
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 26 01:30:49
In the heat of the moment, mistakes were made ;)
...uncensored version not on liveleak yet? :(

"GROSS was a UGT clan... anti-ANA"
Oh! I'm familiar with them but was thinking you were talking about something from pop culture is all (oops on me!)

@Bieber
Wow... is he doing a reverse Katy Perry? ;)
(Assuming that Perry was into Jesus but then moved on when she got famous)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 26 09:49:40
maybe he'll start sporting Perry's old hair


bear enjoying a pool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrlzYH3SV8
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 26 09:54:16
and howbow dah, LL does have it:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b0_1500962533
not sure his dick is ever off


related: Detachable Penis ♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 26 10:02:05
Wasserman-Schultz IT Aide Arrested While Attempting To Flee Country, Charged With Bank Fraud

Of course, if Republicans and/or members of the Trump administration hired foreign-born IT specialists who were suspected of committing a laundry list of federal crimes and then smashed a bunch of hard drives just before skipping town...we're sure the media would still gloss right over it in much the same way they're doing for the the Democrats in this instance.

http://www...-while-attempting-flee-country
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 26 11:21:36

Pornstar Lena Paul offers free XXX content to people who oppose Trump's healthcare reforms

1 hour ago
By Josh Robbins

The 'Breast Worship 5' actress wants people to call their senators to help save Obamacare.

http://www...mps-healthcare-reforms-1632103
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 26 19:00:05
@swordtail link, "we're sure the media would still gloss right over it in much the same way they're doing for the the Democrats in this instance."
Usually when peeps say that something isn't being covered, it *is* being covered.. but actually it does look like CNN had not mentioned anything online until a few hours ago, and they don't highlight the political connections..
http://www...wan-house-democrats/index.html
(whereas this story seems to have broken about 20 hours ago)
Could be interesting!

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[tw]: "not sure his dick is ever off"
Yeah that part of the story may have been an exaggeration :(
..looks like he had blood on his hands and wiped them on his thighs? It'll be worth tracking this story further :D

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Feeding the tourtols:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BQ9hGinllE2/




Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 26 19:01:51
It skips out on the feeding part, but they have more videos like this one:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BTxYJ-HlRBT/?taken-by=eddygun
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 26 20:35:18
"BLOODWORMS - Will They BITE?!"
Answer: Yes
[July 19th Coyote Peterson video; set to the bite part]
http://youtu.be/o7aM5gU8mFY?t=15m49s
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 26 20:53:46
Sugar gliders playing "climb the hooman"
http://www.instagram.com/p/BWP_sfJgE0X/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 27 17:02:08
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say they arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money.

According to the FBI, 25-year-old Alexander Sperber said he woke up Tuesday morning and decided to rob a bank start his career as a comedian.

Authorities say he parked his car at the bank, made a gun motion with his hand and demanded money from the teller. She allegedly gave him about $4,700 in a bag. Officials say a red dye pack exploded, leaving dye on his clothes and on a cast on his left wrist.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 27 17:53:53
T.J. Miller Hijacks a Stranger's Tinder
it has its moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03zGCCeyhtM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 27 20:11:25
does wearing an eye patch make your other eye more sensitive to light? #pirateworldproblems
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 27 22:41:19
lol@T.J. Miller
That was nicely done :D .. wonder how much time it'll take her to diffuse all of those new conversations ;p

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"start his career as a comedian."
He'll have to keep up the hijinks — comedy audiences demand more than just one crazy story :p

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"does wearing an eye patch make your other eye more sensitive to light? #pirateworldproblems"

I don't think so, actually! :) The brain would make different circuitry for the area that would normally receive the (now missing) eye's signals, but the remaining eye would still have the same amount of photoreceptors and the retina would remain more or less the same, meaning light sensitivity in the functioning/un-covered eye would remain the same. But! With only one eye the brain cells responsible for binocular vision would stop receiving dual input, so they would start fading away while monocular cells would increase (so the remaining eye would have stronger monocular vision than normal). There was a 1965 paper where they sewed kitten eyes shut for this info — all the best neuro papers used the cutest of kittens ;D ( http://jn.physiology.org/content/jn/28/6/1029.full.pdf )

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Man interrupts bird orgy for Facebook points:
http://www.facebook.com/297848840642594/videos/322329401527871/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 27 22:49:09
Oh, I book-marked the Onion's Comic-Con coverage so I could post it later, but it now goes to this joke page:
http://www.theonion.com/special/comic-con
Image for posterity: http://i.imgur.com/zS1hlDe.png
"The page you were seeking burned down.

The Cambodian sweatshop where every letter of The Onion is hand-stitched onto the internet recently burned to the ground, claiming the lives of hundreds of underage laborers and webpages. The URL you were looking for was tragically among those lost.

Please return to The Onion homepage, search for a new article below, or call our Recovery Fund toll-free at 1-888-989-7797 to provide the village’s surviving minors with the training and materials they need to rebuild the beloved webpages that perished."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 28 09:33:38
did you just happen to have all this eye knowledge or did you look it up? i've been wearing an eye patch due to some eye issue (they claimed scratched cornea)... but light was increasingly intolerable last night... opening the fridge was like looking into the sun, i figured i'd be blind by morning (but i'm not :p) i have another appt this morning so i'll see the doc says about it

now you have me wondering if my binocular brain cells are dying...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 28 11:39:09
the doc didn't help too much, just said it can happen w/ the scratch issue

if i stop posting assume i'm blind or Trump has found me... either way, avenge me
http://youtu.be/uu3FRRXqazw?t=4s
#1984
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 28 21:19:16
the ridiculously impressive magician had another Penn & Teller appearance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thIlxChNYqk
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 09:39:03
dog enjoying carpet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeVWjdXhQdY
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 29 15:58:16
"the ridiculously impressive magician had another Penn & Teller appearance"
Is he teleporting cards through the Brimstone Dimension? I think that's cheating.

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"did you just happen to have all this eye knowledge or did you look it up?"

I remembered seeing a picture of a cat with one of its eyes sewn shut in my neurobiology textbook ("Neuroscience", 5th Edition, Sinauer publishing, by Dale Purves and peeps), but I had to look through it for cat pictures to remember what they'd found :D
(the study was in a section titled, "Modification of Neural Circuits as a Result of Experience", p551)

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"but light was increasingly intolerable last night..."

Oh! That's a shorter-term situation; monocular/binocular would be a long-term effect. It could be that the muscles in the functioning eye have become over-worked, so your pupil dilation may not be as responsive as usual, with more dilation meaning too much light allowed on the retina, which overworks the photoreceptor pathways, causing pain and sensitivity. Or! If not from eye fatigue, it could just be cross-talk from the injured eye. The eyes have a lot of overlapping signals, so sensitivity can be shared by both; i.e., depriving one eye of light may make *both* eyes more sensitive to light, which works great for the eye that's in darkness but not so great for the eye that's not. I'd recommend Valium, PCP, and a left leg amputation (not actual medical advice) ;D

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Imgur posting weird stuff today, so this was nice:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Iu18N
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 16:23:30
the light sensitivity thing seems to be improving... so stop bringing up that cat :p


i turned out a lamp last night so was in darkness for my good eye... but with the eye that had been wearing eyepatch i could still see a faint glow from the light bulb... so i assume i now have magic powers
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 17:31:24
A woman shocked 911 operators in Ohio when she called in to report she had a a 5-foot-long snake wrapped around her neck.

“I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face,” the Sheffield Lake woman said on the call, according to Cleveland.com.

She added the snake had latched onto her nose and she was unable to pry the mouth open.

Firefighters said they had to cut off the snake’s head to detach the reptile from her face.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 29 17:31:31
You'll start to see through the dimensional fabric soon :o

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"the light sensitivity thing seems to be improving... so stop bringing up that cat :p"

Cute kitties have died for this trivia! ;D

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Imgur lets weird stuff get up-voted on July 29th, so I'm resubmitting some of my less successful gifs and images:
http://imgur.com/gallery/HKUzN
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 19:29:41
kitties and monkeys

Farnsworth: Well, as a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he's made in life.
Amy: Like the heaps of dead monkeys?
Farnsworth: Science cannot move forward without heaps!

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I still don't have an imgur acct or I'd up-vote
Pillz
Member
Sat Jul 29 19:33:48
The seeing the glow of light bulbs not normal...?

I see the glow off of TVs and light
Bulbs all the time when I turn them off in an otherwise dark room..
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 21:05:21
maybe you have crappy light bulbs

it lasted a fair bit and definitely wasn't normal... don't mess with my new powers
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 21:25:38
it was enough glow to illuminate the lamp shade
#magicpower
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 29 23:58:51
so is this Tom Cruise?
http://twitter.com/AWolfeful/status/891507233388871680
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 30 11:34:32
when trying to save 3 seconds goes wrong
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37e_1501230887
(you can skip to 0:25... saving 25 seconds w/ low risk)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 30 12:16:20
Lt. Aaron Allan, a 38-year-old with the Southport Police Department, responded to reports of an overturned car in front of a house on Thursday afternoon. As Allan approached, he was fatally shot by a man hanging upside down from the vehicle.

Police identified the suspect Friday as 28-year-old Jason Brown.

While police haven’t released a potential motive for the incident, Traci Wagner, a longtime friend of Brown’s, said the shooting was “out of character” for him.

the photo of Brown used in the article:
http://img...t/597cbd14210000a31afc93d8.png
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 30 12:57:31
i guess its not Tom Cruise above according to comments... just some wrestler calling himself Maverick

i figured maybe the story would be China infected Navy pilots with ebola or something so they scour the country to find their best old pilots to defeat those evil bastards
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 30 15:46:49
"so is this Tom Cruise?"
It does look like him.. but can Cruise temper his vanity enough to gain that weight? A fat suit, maybe, but actually gaining? :D
It would be awesome if Cruise were doing research for the possibility that Maverick had thrown his life away before getting called back to be an instructor :)
..comments seemed to have tracked down the wrestler: http://twitter.com/KPMaverick

..
"when trying to save 3 seconds goes wrong"
The risk/reward calculation there must have been interesting :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 30 15:48:50
"the photo of Brown used in the article"
That's *exactly* the hack job the media did to Trayvon Martin! ;)

Cute kitty:
http://imgur.com/gallery/w82qd
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 30 16:09:14
"People Think Being A Veterinarian Is Just Playing With Cute Animals All Day, But I Also Get To Kill Them"
[Onion Full Article; July 18th, 2017]
http://www...arian-just-playing-cute--56421
"That’s not to say these folks aren’t partially correct. As a doctor of veterinary medicine, it’s true, I really do get to pet some of the cutest, cuddliest furballs you’ve ever laid eyes on. Dozens and dozens of them! But if we’re being totally honest, that really oversimplifies a lot of what a vet does. So I like to gently remind people that another, equally satisfying part of my job is injecting those same cuddly furballs with enough barbiturates to stop their little hearts."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 30 17:12:23
grass cutter moves well around posts
http://www...lland/videos/1603091843042395/
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 30 17:17:46
Trump+Bannon+Scaramucci+Conway "Austin Powers" edit
http://imgur.com/gallery/ApH7b
(No source on this yet?)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 30 18:23:16
"Maverick had thrown his life away"

yikes, i hope that wrestler isn't reading this thread :p


@AustinPowers
maybe that's the original format
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 31 00:16:44
"yikes, i hope that wrestler isn't reading this thread :p"

Yeah that probably wasn't fair of me :D
..wrestling might have been his true passion all along!

..
"maybe that's the original format"
Maybe ;D
Someone came forward with the source. Apparently this Imgur user has been making a lot of gif content:
(their submitted page)
http://imgur.com/user/CrittersGifs/submitted
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 31 00:19:43
Oh! This was the same person who combined that Neo clip with the Ace Ventura clip (posted before):
http://imgur.com/gallery/D4O4tB5
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 31 12:01:12
high-pants Christie gets in the face of a heckler
http://twitter.com/BennyHutch/status/891759452415815682
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 31 14:02:07
this seems like it should be worth points of some kind
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ad_1501485597
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest
Wed Aug 09 23:58:16
BACON!
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