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Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Aug 28 19:37:30
Real-life friends Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams doing Ned Stark impressions while Turner drives
[August 22nd; from James Corden show]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE
..I don't usually click the celebrity videos, but at only a few minutes length they got me with this one ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Sep 04 10:24:17
"6 Startling Before and After Photos of Meth Users"
[Onion Slide Show]
http://www...ter-photos-of-meth-users-34472
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 11:16:49
that last photo suggests, Anthony Michael Hall circa Vacation years could be on Meth / be Boris Becker

http://3.b...xQ/s640/Vacation_161Pyxurz.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Sep 04 11:35:10
the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for
http://vimeo.com/232020873
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Sep 04 11:52:10
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI02YqkW0AYQwqJ.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Sep 06 01:01:57
They finally have an alibi :p

..
"the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for"
I'm having mixed feelings about this :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Sep 07 09:39:13
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJEqg63UIAA3NCn.jpg:large
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Sep 07 10:15:52
the lizard people living in the sewers?
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 20:05:22
Looking at her Twitter...
http://twitter.com/apurposefulwife
..lots of Jesus, white references, American nationalism, and congratulating of white people having of lots of children.. plus an "Alex Jones talks about #WhiteGenocide" post... so... yes, lizard people :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Sep 07 21:31:36
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIkulOUMAA63xX.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 22:08:28
lol :D
Another page:
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI7KiV1UMAAQDlB.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Sep 07 22:11:30
kitty jump compilation:
http://i.imgur.com/BbOrzex.gifv
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Sep 08 10:37:43
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIY584V4AAHPoW.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Sep 08 14:51:48
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJNwOjAVoAA1JnB.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Sep 20 12:23:56
Committee to Investigate Russia: War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz9PNoecNxU

swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Sep 21 18:47:44
The Most Censored Bible Chapter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGecYM8S1r0
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Sep 25 15:19:41
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKhHk88VwAAdveu.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Sep 27 08:04:17
DOT approved kettles....

http://www...ARY_MARCH_15_2013_PAGE_49.html
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Sep 28 14:17:07
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKaz115VAAUFVwU.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Sep 28 14:19:44
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKBD-REVAAAtWLn.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Sep 30 19:41:36
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLAQ40HV4AAwawS.jpg:large
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Sep 30 21:42:25
http://twitter.com/BBAnimals/status/914263678094053377
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Oct 01 10:53:15
i hope that snail lived (is living) a long happy life of blissful ignorance


papyrus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Oct 02 12:20:42
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgJ4aTsXv4
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Oct 02 12:41:54
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Alex Jones"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbAsndSKXA
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Oct 04 15:08:07
FDA rebukes bakery for claiming ‘love’ as an ingredient in granola

http://www...ranola/?utm_term=.f0c02d0de899
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Oct 05 22:45:59
lol@"Alex Jones" comment etiquette
..but Erik is clearly a Zionist globalist Illuminati cloud person bent on destroying America via Obama and Hillary's false flag chemtrail 9/11 Sandy Hook gay frogs.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Oct 08 12:14:23
VAPE CULTURE! Skeptic Community vs vapists!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=parXHF4U5_g
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Oct 13 17:21:27
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4XjRvXcAE3Twf.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Oct 13 18:07:53
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMBXHfoVAAAxIyQ.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Oct 19 08:54:55
RWW News: Alex Jones Loses It Over Drag Queens Reading Books To Children

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjO47d23no
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 14 18:51:14
This was a slow burn, but after several repeats of this gif I lol'ed :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/Vetou5C
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 17 18:21:20
"Parents Gently Explain To Son Why Family Dog Had To Be Blown Up With Dynamite"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://loc...amily-dog-had-to-be-1820544571
"SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ—Stressing they did all they could to make sure he was comfortably detonated, local parents Linda and John Crowley gently explained Friday to their son why the family dog had to be blown up with dynamite. “I’m sorry we have to tell you this, sweetie, but Rocky was old and in a lot of pain, so your father and I had to blow him up last night,” said Linda Crowley, who assured the 8-year-old boy that it was normal to feel sad or confused, adding that it was just the beloved German shepherd’s time to get obliterated to smithereens by a 1.5 ton blast of nitroglycerin. “Rocky was fairly out of it and didn’t seem to know what was happening, so we were extra gentle when strapping the sticks of dynamite to him. We loved Rocky, too, so please know we would never have let him suffer during the three seconds that elapsed during the explosion.” The parents reportedly went on to explain to their son that Rocky was in several better places now."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 17 22:40:44
goat on a wire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3OA7sx2aCQ
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Nov 19 10:19:14
http://twitter.com/BabyAnimalGifs/status/932081266698178560
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Dec 31 21:57:07
"Tough terrain"
http://imgur.com/gallery/XOQMH1J
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jan 28 18:06:30
I thought I'd seen all of the good Will Ferrell sketches from his original SNL run, but this was new to me:
"The Sensitive Drill Sergeant"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5xql1G4QY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jan 28 22:11:30
he was guest host this past Saturday

the perils of mentioning Aziz Ansari
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evWiz6WRbCA
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jan 29 12:21:54
lol. At least they don't have to deal with Seb ;D

..
"he was guest host this past Saturday"

Oh that's probably why YouTube included that sketch in their "suggested" email then :D

Another new one:
"Next: For Men - SNL"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9weqnWBaehg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jan 31 14:37:43
a good Jim Gaffigan tinder takeover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0xyhCn0Eow
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 01 01:16:29
lol@"reading these with my father"
lol@"wish you were straight"

I think that was the best of those I've seen so far :D .. though I see Nick Kroll had one.. hmm..
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 01 01:28:44
..just watched Kroll's. It had a couple of funny moments, but Gaffigan's was better :D
Fat Fag
Member
Sun Feb 04 14:15:00
BOOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2-uUNP8To&feature=youtu.be
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Feb 04 17:22:30
'i'll be damned, the suit worked' ~everyone
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 06 19:38:16
Some interesting behavior from a drunk person:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Lg1uv
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 13 16:49:18
"Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 13, 2018"
[Onion Horoscopes]
http://www...ek-of-march-13-2018-1823744202
"Cancer
Someday, you’ll look back on all this and laugh, you sick, demented, inhuman monster."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Mar 17 17:59:37
The last section of this 5-minute Onion Sports video talks about kids being inspired to cripple their parents with debt so that they can qualify for the Olympics :D

"Has Shaun White Finally Captured Enough Gold Medals To Satisfy The Snow Princess Yuki-Onna?"
[Onion: The Morning Sweat]
http://www...ough-gold-medals-to-1823196725
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 22 20:50:50
"Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL"
Most of these degraded into pointless 90s references or impressions that didn't try to fit into Jurassic Park at all, but this Al Pacino one (time bookmarked) was funny :D
http://youtu.be/EL1wN_ihL_E?t=2m55s
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Mar 30 18:09:23
This was a mediocre post about a contraption that picks up loose materials like rifle/pistol shells and paintballs, but this top comment was good for a lol:
http://imgur.com/gallery/cNzGD2T
"New janitorial equipment for schools?"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Apr 01 20:46:30
another good impractical jokers bit
(filed in appropriate thread this time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfvWovIc70

I can kinda relate, I've only dealt with a tailor once in my life and he asked if I dressed left or right and I had no clue what he was talking about so just picked one.

I guess it's one of those jobs no one understands, so you just don't want to look stupid and go with what they say :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Apr 01 21:17:36
more of the tailoring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhrNEVUxAD4
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 01 21:46:18
lol XD ... the "don't move" at the end was weird :D

yeah sword sheath guy may just have gone Sartre bad faith there and guessed that getting a sword fitting was part of the tailor experience that he needed to obey :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 05 23:01:43
"Subway art"
http://imgur.com/gallery/SgOkM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 24 11:52:11
Zuckerberg testimony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 24 18:26:59
lol@"special van" :D (1:39-2:05)
&@4:05 out of breath man :D

..Zuck's facial expressions are so fucking Aspy that it's amazing. Some of it was the stress of that situation, but even his resting expressions... the "[not human]" memes really make sense :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 24 22:43:54
http://i.imgur.com/1s7OX0U.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun May 20 22:50:01
"Royal Wedding Photographer Feeling Pretty Guilty About Time He Ran Princess Di Off Road"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...pretty-guilty-about-1826151767
"“I don’t think the Royal Family recognizes me, but I don’t think I’m imagining the awkwardness in here,” said Kelly, simultaneously requesting that Harry take a half step to the left and vividly recalling the relentless pursuit of his mother’s limousine through the streets of Paris, as well as the Mercedes’ sickening impact on the concrete column during the harsh bursts of his camera’s flash. “I have to keep telling myself it’s been 21 years now. It’s most likely just water under the bridge. Either way, one thing that hasn’t changed is that I’m still a professional—I put my feelings aside, show up, snap some photos, and move on to the next gig.” Kelly concluded the session soon afterwards upon overhearing Prince Harry remark that he looked rather familiar."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 13 14:06:11
true facts: pangolins/anteaters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbnBYh-BJ1g
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 14 01:12:33
lol... definitely one of the better ones :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jun 14 09:49:49
Fleet of fancy! Modeller spent 70 years and used over a MILLION matchsticks to create all 484 warships to ever sail in the Royal Navy since 1945 including HMS Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier
•Master modeller Philip Warren has spent 70 years building an incredible fleet of 484 warships from matches
•The 87-year-old has painstakingly hand made the whole armada using using just a ruler, razor blade and glue
•The impressive collection has even caught the eye of some of the royals, in the 1980s he presented a model of the HMS Cumberland to Prince Andrew at Broughton Airfield


http://www...e-484-Royal-Navy-warships.html
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Jun 14 13:53:00
That Mitchell And Webb Look - "Are We The Bad Guys"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-kWRAVmRU
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jun 24 23:29:56
Have been going through the full Eric Andre episodes.. this clip was funny :D

Lauren Conrad on Eric Andre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GL2_AVFHU
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 28 16:41:41
Another Eric Andre clip. This one progresses very quickly :D
"Society's Lies"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kQiCyIgcaU
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 28 17:19:35
This was good too :D
They bring out Andy Samberg to shadow/double Eric Andre (they've done this shadow skit before), but Samberg breaks character for some reason ;p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxxig_SOxBA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 28 17:37:50
i wonder if the keep it at 100 degrees or something... seems like a lot of sweating
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 29 21:41:46
Apparently they do, though I'm not sure how regularly (definitely lots of guests that sweat) :D
There was an episode with Eric Balfour where he complains about them turning up the heat and playing mind games with him:
http://www...re-show/eric-balfour-in-depth/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Jun 30 09:51:12
http://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/998272316252610561
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Jul 01 12:35:06
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhAYW3ZVAAAYNsc.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 02 00:20:16
..the second tire landing right over the driver's seat right after he opened the door makes me wonder if this was Death from "Final Destination" trying to make his quotas D:
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 02 11:03:23
^wrong thread :p

the tire also makes another pass at him after he's out
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 02 20:29:57
That's the second time in the last month or so that I've posted in the wrong thread :p ... I'll have to stop opening multiple tabs for threads and stop shuffling those tabs..

Final Destination confirmed!! I didn't notice it bouncing back at him. He'll have to keep skipping places with other people that Death means to kill.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 03 14:23:29
Another Eric Andre lol:
Base-off between Thundercat and Hannibal 9000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonM-8Zmb04
This is the second time they've had this exposed man appear as Hannibal's father :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 04 07:18:40
http://twitter.com/hashtag/SecondCivilWarLetters?src=hash
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 09 03:47:32
That feed is kind of a cesspool of straw men attacks :D

Eric Andre is the octopus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9H7LkFCkSw
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 09 04:26:23
Until a fifth season happens, this will likely be the last Eric Andre Show clip I post :p
"The 311 conspiracy theory investigation - Eric Andre Show"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-Xxjcu3pQ
Eric Andre and Derrick Beckles also started releasing "Mostly 4 Millennials" (first episode was July 2nd), which is similarly over-the-top but it makes fun of millennial culture (hashtag movements, tech trends, etc.).. haven't seen much yet; aside from clips, I'm not sure if it's possible to watch without a cable provider or torrent
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 09 04:38:11
Did I post this before? I don't think so..
"Eric André and Hannibal Buress Hijack Each Other's Tinder Accounts | Vanity Fair" (2016)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 23 11:22:55
Rosenthal is back! :D

"The Onion Reviews ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’"
[Onion: Film Standard]
http://ent...ia-here-we-go-again-1827749066
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 23 18:28:01
i choose miserable kill-joy!

also Onion has defeated my ad-blocker :/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Jul 25 14:38:36
Missing budgie reunited with owner after being found by pet cat

http://www...-east-orkney-shetland-44951793
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 26 01:42:34
♫ I had a budgie, but it died ♫
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Jul 27 11:15:40
Relaxing Sounds of Submarine Sonar Pulse - 10 Hours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6h9acBTbI
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Aug 01 13:24:45
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjiA5dTUcAAHe_6.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Aug 01 14:07:39
http://www.orderyoni.com/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 02 01:07:51
D:
Pillz
Member
Thu Aug 02 01:22:05
I think we can all agree humanity has taken an asteroid worthy wrong turn.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Sep 24 19:42:17
Been a minute since I've found something for lol thread :D
Gordon Ramsay being a sweet heart:
http://imgur.com/gallery/8H3mYLM
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Sep 25 19:55:07
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8M0NdV4AEZtyb.jpg
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