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Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 20 05:05:52
A few things going on in this skateboard+ghost driving stunt:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BgQjxFNH3Md/
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Mar 20 10:38:17
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYvcMm0UMAEL1m6.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Mar 20 10:45:22
http://twitter.com/i/moments/974911938609205248
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Mar 20 13:56:39
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYtOX0lVAAAaZmj.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 20 16:05:30
lol. I hope he read those. People keep replying to him with the screen shot:
http://twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/974042547604639744

mmm.. child.. if it's baked, diced, and then pan-seared then that sounds delicious.

Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 20 16:06:05
"Fingerprints On Bathroom Stall Hopefully Just Menstrual Blood"
[Onion News in Photos]
http://loc...ully-just-menstrual-1823923924
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 20 16:08:08
"Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 20, 2018"
[Onion Horoscopes]
http://www...ek-of-march-20-2018-1823929932
"Cancer
Travel and adventure are in your future this week as your captors continue crossing state lines to stay one step ahead of the law."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Mar 20 23:58:10
Sounds like Skynet has claimed a victim:
http://www...-how-safe-are-driverless-cars/
TLDR: A self-driving Uber in auto-mode but with a human backup behind the wheel killed a homeless woman who was apparently J-walking at night, so Uber is stopping self-driving on-road tests for the moment. Apparently the car's sensors didn't see her, because it did not slow down, but, based on the video, the police may not find Uber at fault.
"Elaine Herzberg, 49, was walking her bicycle down a four-lane road and was starting to cross when the gray Volvo, operated by Uber, hit her at about 40 mph, according to local police. It's believed Herzberg was homeless. She was pronounced dead by the time she reached the hospital."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 21 15:41:01
so even machines learn to treat the homeless as invisible :o
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 21 15:46:43
DeLAND, Fla. - Two men are accused of breaking into the home of a man they both dated, stealing several items, then leaving spaghetti sauce boiling on the stove with a washcloth placed near the burner in an attempt to start a fire, according to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.

The victim called 911 about 7 a.m. Tuesday because the security cameras in his home on Evergreen Terrace in DeLand detected motion and he believed someone was breaking in because a towel had been placed over one of the cameras, the report said.

Deputies went to the residence and saw a red Lincoln Navigator attempting to leave the area. A stop was conducted and the driver, 28-year-old John Silva, and passenger, Derrick Irving, told the deputy that they had just picked up some clothes from the victim's home, according to the affidavit.

The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume.

The deputy said she could see a marijuana grinder in the center console and a vacuum, window A/C unit, flat-screen television and heater in the back seat. An empty jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce was also on the passenger's seat, the report said.

Deputies said both men initially denied burglarizing the victim's home, instead saying that Irving told Silva he lived at the home and needed a ride there to retrieve some clothes and other items.


Silva and Irving told deputies that they both had romantic or sexual encounters with the victim in the past.

"It started out as a relationship, that lasted about a week," the victim said. "I've let him use my car for four months, maybe he's angry about that. Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth."
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no bull costume or teeth visible in mugshots... :/
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 22 01:16:09
What the fuck is going on in Florida?? Like, how can these stories keep happening? lol... oh my gods... so many weird details..

Onion picked up on the Uber story:
"Rideshare service Uber suspended autonomous car testing nationwide after a self-driving car struck and killed an Arizona woman crossing the street. What do you think?"
[Onion Voices]
http://www...lls-pedestrian-in-a-1823935315
"“You can’t expect to develop a technology that eliminates human workers without a few people getting hurt.” — Tatiana Cooke • Toothpaste Flavorer"
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 22 01:16:49
Neat head-on collision (motorcycle hits truck):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKbmBYKu6ow
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Mar 22 09:11:16
^

that's gotta hurt.
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Mar 22 09:11:27
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY1z4QHXkAE36b6.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 22 21:01:09
Ammo can.. that might be a good idea for a bathroom counter-top organizer :D

photorealistic cat painting:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Hmt2gJp
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 22 21:37:57
^that motorcycle video posted by "life trucking" :p


here's a motorcyclist who survived his truck encounter:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=se8ca_1521559689
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 22 22:21:51
..now I just want to know why that truck was going the wrong way D:

"^that motorcycle video posted by "life trucking" :p"
Does seem appropriate given who probably did better in that accident ;D

The person who submitted this kitten video must not be a savage or a wild animal since they left sound on in the video so that you can hear the squeaky mews:
http://www...IhwpW/?taken-by=cat_deborkader
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Mar 23 01:29:59
"WhatsApp Co-Founder Joins #DeleteFacebook Movement"
[Onion: American Voices]
http://www...tefacebook-movement-1824002830
"What do you think? ...
“It’s good to see someone with no possible ulterior motive taking a stand.”
Anthony Morris • Lobster Claw Binder"
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Mar 23 17:19:20
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY_dZkwUQAADUoi.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Mar 24 00:31:15
is that a battery between the revolver & flashlight? ...as batteries would be good idea, can't really identify that thing though


good impractical jokers bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzVh4N0LA_o
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 25 00:39:47
a lvl 1 snake handler
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CFwwz_1521911879
(no need to watch full thing... scrub at will)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 25 10:29:44
jet-pack samurai fight
http://twitter.com/Fire_Sister_Bee/status/977517388567601155
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Mar 25 14:12:18
baby skunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9fhfhbzt2o
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Mar 26 07:02:10
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZMX9sAVwAILCqj.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Mar 28 02:05:43
Another video that raises many questions :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/sm1g7
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 28 11:01:12
i've seen that used somewhere before... for population reduction or something i think... rather than supplying a restaurant as in this case probably :p

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crawfish appropriating your aunt's culture
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9xjAP_1522224007
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Mar 28 15:43:52
one of them restaurant brawls:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=upSdA_1522187913

i'll assume the grey shirted giant is known as 'Groot'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 29 10:31:51
Maury: "you ARE the father"
mother (stands up over despressed guy, mocking/laughing): "you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid!"

great TV!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 29 10:33:36
(i don't actually watch that show... i want that clear for the historical record)

just see bits when turning on tv :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Mar 29 10:45:47
not entirely clear what's happening in this car v ped...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=an0Xx_1522108414

car probably changing lanes to get around the slower traffic ahead... or perhaps aiming for person as they do a good job at it :p

person possibly scammer as title says, or just trying to cross street (& chooses poorly on dodge)
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Mar 30 18:57:37
Yeah that one was a little difficult to read... like, at the moment before he decides to move, the car looked like it might go right for him (so maybe he was dodging), but he takes more than one step after the car starts evading... so scam seems more likely?

...
I've been busy lately! Time to catch up! :D

lol@"good impractical jokers bit"
"One last ride and it's night night forever" was nice :D

@"lvl 1 snake handler"
One comment said that he survived? What? D:
After googling..
http://www...e-show-mau-india-a8270626.html
..good to see that someone finally helped, though it doesn't look like it was the guy who took a selfie with the presumed-dead person in the background ;p

"one of them restaurant brawls"
Frommer's rates that Wendy's as a 5-star triple diamond experience, so this is pretty uncharacteristic I'd imagine ;p

"mother (stands up over despressed guy, mocking/laughing): "you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid!""
lulz.. yeah.. and now she has a stupid child with him — "you played yo-self!" ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Mar 30 18:57:42
"i don't actually watch that show... i want that clear for the historical record"
Remember when this was posted? :D
"Holy Maury Mother of God"
http://www...ly%20maury%20mother%20of%20god
..apparently now defunct? Still exists in searches like this BodyBuilding forum repost chain:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127965903
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Mar 30 22:14:42
i do not remember that...

but do like this gif that's reachable via that link
http://78....lr_m3dypfnZlK1qbyxr0o1_500.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Mar 31 18:46:49
<3 kitty's expression

"‘I Don’t Fit Into Any Of Corporate America’s Little Boxes,’ Says Single, 18-To-36-Year-Old Hispanic Female With Brand Loyalty To Tom’s, Chobani"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...merica-s-little-box-1824207087
"LOS ANGELES, CA—Declaring herself a unique and sovereign individual who can’t be quantified by demographics or pigeonholed by big business, Carla Martín, a single, childless, 18-to-36-year-old bilingual Hispanic female with brand loyalty to Tom’s shoes and Chobani Greek yogurt and who expects to take two airline flights in 2018, told reporters Friday that she doesn’t fit into any of corporate America’s little boxes. “I’m more than just a collection of statistics,” said Martín, a college graduate in the $50,000 to $75,000 income bracket who supports center-left political causes, visits the two coffee shops in her neighborhood an average of 2.6 times each per week, prefers but does not exclusively purchase organic food, uses less than 75 percent of the allotted mileage on her leased Volkswagen Passat every month, enjoys listening to Imagine Dragons and Ed Sheeran, is currently in the market for a new floor lamp, and whom algorithms predict has an 89 percent chance of buying the Chelsea Sectional model from Pottery Barn. “You can’t put a label on me. I’m a free spirit who will never be a pawn in some big marketing scheme.” Martín later headed off to a metalworking class, a new interest of hers that she feels demonstrates her unpredictable personality and was recommended to her by Groupon."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Mar 31 18:48:24
this might be lol thread, but we talked about Puerto Rico here, so :D

"Overworked Nation Wishes It Could Just Unplug From It All Like Puerto Rico"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...st-unplug-from-it-a-1824140347
"WASHINGTON—Daydreaming about taking a break from the day-to-day grind of modern life, an overworked U.S. populace announced Wednesday that sometimes it wishes it could just unplug from it all the way they did in Puerto Rico. “Whenever my workday gets hectic, I think about how lucky they are to be on this tropical island where they’re totally off the grid and can just relax,” Dallas-based financial consultant Erica Dickinson said of the nearly 200,000 residents who have remained without power since Hurricane Maria made landfall in Puerto Rico in September 2017. “I’d give just about anything for some time away from the ol’ inbox. Imagine—no emails, no texts, no communication with the outside world for six months? It must be so nice to unwind and get away from all the hustle and bustle like that.” At press time, sources confirmed the nation had sighed and expressed its hope that maybe someday that kind of peace and quiet would be available somewhere within the contiguous United States."
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Mar 31 18:56:11
Obviously I'm catching up with my Onion news :p

"Report: Sharks To Only Kill 10 People This Year But One Of Them Will Be You"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...e-this-year-but-one-1824108774
"WOODS HOLE, MA—A report released Tuesday by the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution revealed that only 10 individuals will fall victim to fatal shark attacks in 2018; however, you will be one of the victims. “Taken as a whole, the number of people killed by sharks annually has remained fairly low, which is great news for surfers, sailors, divers, and ocean swimmers, but not for you—one of the unlucky 10 who will be implacably hunted by the most perfect predator nature has ever devised, dragged beneath the waves so quickly you will be unable to draw a last breath, and torn limb from limb with a savagery that will terrify dolphins 10 miles away,” read the report in part before going on to prove mathematically and logistically, and with the use of many statistically sound probabilistic and actuarial models, that sometime before the year is out, a shark will certainly kill you. “Now, to be clear, it would be irresponsible of us not to mention that most sharks are actually afraid of humans, and in general one’s chances of a deadly encounter are astronomically small. Not yours, of course. Because of sharks, you’re as good as dead.” The ominous report is expected to reach you the same day as the much happier news that you have won an all-expenses-paid trip to Australia."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Mar 31 21:39:28
I wonder if any of the actual victims will have read that article and be freaked out... while dying horribly
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 01 18:34:08
Yes you will.
;p

Kitty lets invalid small person hold its paw:
http://imgur.com/gallery/h6poj
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 02 16:56:36
"Teen On Birthright Trip Hadn’t Expected To See So Many Dead Palestinians"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...cted-to-see-so-many-1824265633
"JERUSALEM—Saying they were pretty hard to miss during her two-week visit to Israel, teenager Sarah Caplan told reporters Monday that she hadn’t expected to see so many dead Palestinians on her Birthright trip. “My friend Kate who came over last year said she noticed a couple, but this is way more dead Palestinians than I ever imagined,” said Caplan, who explained that her tour group was prepared to see a few scattered bodies while driving around the country, but were completely caught off guard when they stumbled on entire groups of dead Palestinians near the Gaza border. “It was cool to see the Western Wall, and we all got to ride camels in the desert, but we still saw a couple bodies there, too. At first you think it’s just this one-time thing and you don’t worry about it, but pretty soon, you realize they are kind of everywhere. They didn’t really mention anything about this during the orientation.” Caplan was also surprised that there were so many people her age in the Israeli Defense Forces killing Palestinians."
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 02 16:57:32
kitty filmed reacting to tornado warning system test:
(from November 2017. That was *ages* ago! — currently April 2nd, 2018)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlcJs3ogHoE
FUCK YOU FAG
Member
Mon Apr 02 17:09:12
Old video that everybody has seen before, but it still tops everything:
http://www...txmz3zOY&feature=youtu.be&t=11
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 03 16:32:21
brazilian in a motorcycle helmet... doing something different than usual:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C9xvt_1522734553
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 03 17:01:33
A disturbing Facebook Live video shows the tragic moment when police say a man was accidentally shot in the head on Easter Sunday. 26-year-old Devyn Holmes, of Houston, Texas, was in the car with a woman, believed to be 25-year-old Cassandra Nickcole Damper, and another man who were playing with two guns when Holmes was shot at approximately 2:20 a.m, according to authorities.

http://hea...-video-facebook-live-shooting/

blurred video at that link in section "1)"
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 03 19:03:39
D:
...
okay where's the unblurred video? I haven't seen one of these in a while ;p
..
found on Liveleak of course:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CqzGS_1522716819

That article makes it sound premeditated and that she won't have a good time in court.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 03 19:03:45
Seems like a time for great behavior! Here's a failed model (i.e., an "Instagram Model") stomping on her dog:
http://www...amera-stomping-little-dog.html
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 03 20:07:21
"Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 3, 2018"
[Onion Horoscopes]
http://www...eek-of-april-3-2018-1824294983
"Gemini
Somehow, exclaiming “Someone in this very room is the murderer!” lacks dramatic weight when everyone just saw you beat a guy to death with a tire iron."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 04 10:28:09
Maury chyron:
"I was in a coma... I can't be your baby's father"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 05 12:00:42
update from Iowa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT0CCaKDxjg

...i didn't catch all of what he said, but that seems appropriate
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 05 16:45:58
another unpreventable celebration death
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uPgkG_1522919944
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 05 19:22:40
It’s almost like the GoT Dothraki wedding situation where it’s a dull event if no one dies. So maybe they *do* watch Liveleak, and this is just a positive feature? ;p

Good Iowa update! Can’t wait to hear back in 2020 ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Apr 06 19:17:25
Cute fox family:
http://imgur.com/gallery/esQE7
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sat Apr 07 15:02:53
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaFr7grUMAErxSn.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 07 18:40:25
I need more pictures/video of that situation :D

"Found a mama and three kittens"
http://imgur.com/gallery/z8Rao
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 07 20:48:02
Bus driver tries to make things better..
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sHn0k_1522919565
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 07 21:01:50
What happens when a stupid person misses his exit:
http://imgur.com/gallery/yjEJR
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 09 20:14:52
this guy was like.. tryin' tah be chill, but like, huh, you know.. like.. stuff sometimes un-mellows for a minute, you know?
(fan interacts with on-stage DJ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9eI-7iARO0
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Apr 09 21:42:23
the fan looked like girl in Jurassic Park
http://www...et_jurasic_kids_0612_lands.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Apr 10 12:34:45
A Woman Makes A Shrine Of Her Used Condom Collection

http://hip...n/?utm_source=LS&utm_medium=LS
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Apr 10 12:35:46
Scientists Think Cockroach Milk Could Be The Next Superfood, And We Wish We Were Kidding

http://www...nking-cockroach-milk-superfood
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 10 13:04:16
"Her father has even asked his friends to donate their used condoms to the cause."

... ick
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 10 13:04:43
weird sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV3yHdRdAPc
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 10 17:03:21
lol :D ... very convincing screaming.

..
"A Woman Makes A Shrine Of Her Used Condom Collection"

That's an easy stop for the Eugenics Committee.

..
"Scientists Think Cockroach Milk Could Be The Next Superfood, And We Wish We Were Kidding"

A popular trope in sci-fi, and it sounds likely without another culling :(

..
I downvoted this because the in-gif captions mean that it's been through the repost cycle, but it's still a nice cat gif :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/GvnKB
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 10 18:45:01
"Facebook Employees Explain Daily Struggle Of Trying To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy"
[Onion Video: Now Focus (2:16)]
http://www...ruggle-of-trying-to-1825147978
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 10 19:05:22
This "Memento" scrubbing seems to be the Onion's explanation for Trump's daily reset:

"‘You Are Donald Trump, 45th President Of The United States,’ Trump Reads From Faded Tattoo On Wrist"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://pol...t-of-the-united-sta-1825142444
"WASHINGTON—Waking in the same bleary-eyed state of confusion as he has every day of his Presidency, Donald Trump blinked at his unfamiliar surroundings and slowly shook his head several times before finding and reading the phrase, “You are Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States,” from a faded tattoo on his wrist this morning, White House sources confirmed. “You are commander in chief of the armed forces, you are a Republican, and your current wife’s name is Melania,” said a bleary, shirtless Trump, standing in front of a mirror and reading those words, as well as “Remember: Argue for immigration shutdown” and “Attack biased media,” from his completely ink-covered chest. “Rules for press conferences: evade criticisms by mentioning Hillary Clinton; smear protesters; Russia probe is witch hunt. Stephen M. and John K. are friends. All others may be dismissed/thrown under bus as necessary.” At press time, a glimmer of recognition could be seen in Trump’s eyes as he viewed a VHS tape he found on his dresser labeled “Good morning, Donald: Watch this,” which carefully detailed the 2016 election numbers and inauguration crowd size."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 11 17:55:53
an opposum that's not as ugly as usual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55eHALHh-dw
if he had glasses he'd look fine
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Apr 11 18:33:37
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DahIzMsUwAA5nBG.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 12 01:03:24
the rapture is coming April 23, plan accordingly
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Apr 12 09:22:02
Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10

http://www...animals-wins-senate-vote-25-10
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 12 16:34:41
..as much as I'd like to believe that those 10 were sci-fi ultra-progressives — who see the possibility of an interspecies future where space aliens or super-intelligent Earth species capable of consent have been labeled "animals" by Luddites — guarding American freedoms in the future... I kind of have to worry about their pets ;p

that opposum was definitely less weird-looking and creepy than the feral variety. Maybe it's still young?

Yay! Rapture!! \:D/

Pedestrian looking super fucking cool interacting with auto:
http://imgur.com/gallery/trPvdCA
..no source given and I didn't have much luck Googling.. but it's been pointed out that the cars had a green light.. but it's also been pointed out that some countries are required to give priority to pedestrians even when a pedestrian crosses unsafely... Hmm.. I'd like to think that even if the pedestrian was breaking the law, he still had enough rage and purpose to bend the rules of the world to his will for a brief moment ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 12 16:36:18
i'll assume some objected to this part " "Anal sexual intercourse between two human beings shall not be deemed as a crime," part of the bill states. "

...and the rest are having sex w/ animals
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 12 16:38:40
kittens solve a puzzle... mostly the one on the right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQjGRb4-IQM
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 12 16:39:31
oh yeah, good catch — they may not have liked all of those random bill riders but may have been okay with some/most of it XD
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 12 16:41:44
Right cat didn't even care that the other was there ;)

Fresh Cyanide&Happiness short:
"Free to Go"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efFTziZvQoQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Apr 13 02:51:35
Someone on Imgur posted a story about breaking up with someone and improving life or some garbage, but more importantly, they posted a pic of this cute cat:
http://i.imgur.com/vbNMuG6.jpg
via http://imgur.com/gallery/FJTSb
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Apr 13 04:52:02
#JustRedneckThings
http://imgur.com/gallery/BjIx3
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Apr 13 09:00:13
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dan43-JVwAA9btQ.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 13 22:17:46
raccoon pulling open trash can w/ his tiny lil hand
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CAvRn_1523566809
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Apr 13 23:11:53
i hate when you get one of these things on your windshield
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aN7zC_1523614865
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 14 00:22:51
Fun way to solve a grievance! ;D
Though the comments about Muslims worry me.. like.. this means that lots of stupid people cannot tell the difference between India and its neighbors... “all brown people to me” logic? :/

Awwww@tricksy raccoon
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 14 19:01:40
LiveLeak commenters aren't the type of people you'd want in your home :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Apr 14 19:04:47
A Michigan man is out on bail after police said he fired a shotgun at a teenager who had stopped at his house to ask directions.

Jeffery Craig Zeigler, 53, was charged Friday with assault with intent to murder and possession of a firearm in the commission of a felony.

The teen's mother told CNN affiliate WDIV she thought there was a racial component to the case. The teen is black and the man is white.

"It definitely was a hate crime," she said.
Brennan Walker, 14, said he was walking alone to school Thursday after he missed the bus. As he trekked the 4 miles to Rochester High School in Rochester Hills, he got lost and knocked on the doors of several houses, he said.

The teen said he went up to one home and knocked on the door a few times.

A woman came to the door, yelling at him, he told WDIV.

"I was trying to explain to that I wanted to get directions to go to my school," he said. The man eventually came out with a shotgun and fired one shot at the teen who was running away.

The teen said he fled when he saw the man with the shotgun. The teen was not wounded.

Deputies responded to a call of a male trying to break into a house, the sheriff's department said in a news release. Both the boy and Zeigler were taken to a police station and questioned. Zeigler was arrested

A prosecutor said at Zeigler's arraignment that there was a surveillance video from the house that caused her to doubt Zeigler's recollection of the incident. His story was not borne out by the video, she said.
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Apr 14 21:57:36
D: ... the violence raises lots of questions, but the most surprising part for me was the 4 mile walk to school. I had to check my high school walk: just over 2 miles, but I only walked that once and bused otherwise. At 4 miles it’s an hour walk, so you may as well just skip and get a GED later ;D

The deranged hate in the LL comments can be fun sometimes ..but yeah.. not sure that those peeps should be let out of their zoo enclosures ;D

swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Apr 15 10:20:43
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DavwhktVAAAxFdG.jpg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Apr 15 10:52:43
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dazn1RaW4AABIIA.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 16 18:59:54
I sent that second one to the RL peeps :D

"Rare footage of Churchill sinking German frigate."
http://imgur.com/gallery/I9BtB
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Apr 16 19:06:24
Funny top comment on this gif:
"Rescuing a Fox that got stuck in a wheel"
http://imgur.com/gallery/19iw8
"Oh, I don’t know… It seems to me that fox was having… *Puts on sunglasses* … a Goodyear."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 17 12:02:44
well-crafted Churchill animation :p


some pedestrians really hate this bicyclist... or all bicyclists:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aWQyy_1523964316
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 17 14:04:16

all Starbucks are closing!!!


...for one day
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 17 18:28:45
about a week ago it was snowing then 2 days of 80s temps now snowing again... the end times are indeed here
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Apr 17 18:34:47
"At least you don't get sucked out our windows"
~ United
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 17 19:50:08
Oh wow! I had to Google to see your meaning.
"Woman Partially Sucked Out of [Southwest Airlines] Jet When Window Breaks Mid-Flight; Plane Makes Emergency Landing in Philadelphia"
http://www...ational-Airport-480008613.html
The guy that they interview said, "It was really scary," but he also seems to have enjoyed himself, which makes sense because Southwest is still a great airline even when people get sucked out of windows :D

..
"some pedestrians really hate this bicyclist... or all bicyclists"

lol.. I'm sure that that man had waited a long time to take out anger on a cyclist and have it be legal ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 17 19:50:28
"all Starbucks are closing!!! [/ /] ...for one day"

I didn't even know about that Starbucks total non-issue until that thread where Seb apparently brought it up out of the blue ( http://www...hread=82409&time=1524006611124 ). So funny to see people (corporations) making blood over this :D

..
"about a week ago it was snowing then 2 days of 80s temps now snowing again... the end times are indeed here"

We must be nearby! ;) .. 70s, then back to 30s, then high winds, then snow... weird stuff.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 17 19:50:32
Imgur is usually against fun stuff like making fun of fat people for sport, but they managed to make some fun comments here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/BMmKh
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 17 19:56:20
Not too surprisingly, this Instagram personality ("model") is a sadist who poses the dead body of Vladimir Lenin Fox in various comical situations for Internet likes:
http://imgur.com/gallery/VfnBa
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Apr 18 09:51:51
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Da_6mT6U0AEd_91.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Apr 18 11:15:09
tactical guinea pig squad investigates baby... and possibly eats thumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ui_-oqBnWg
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Apr 18 19:32:53
http://twitter.com/videocats
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Apr 19 14:17:29
can't go wrong w/ cat video repositories


human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria (one of those):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBp3Jwd8Suw
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Apr 19 19:11:45
Aww :D :D

Thanks, swordtail! Imgur doesn't always have good cats, but they're all here! Why it's Luke! And Obi Wan! And my favorite: Chewy!
..and this one:
(raccoon and cat in [Russia?])
http://twitter.com/videocats/status/986206005309706241
McKobb
Member
Fri Apr 20 01:38:42
Bacon!
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