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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 22 23:32:51
a good daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo5ljx3wQUw
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 00:07:52
I'd already seen a few of those :(
(augmented reality for fire fighters, pool noodles for goats, and the coin thing). The temple was neat though! He must have commissioned a bunch of artists or something... lots of detailed work there.

Variation on the "Full Metal Jacket" war face scene:
http://imgur.com/gallery/u1ya3ni
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 00:50:15
^nice :p, found it on YouTube so could be saved in favorites (still seems cut off at end a bit sadly)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAjh3fJuI6k
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 00:54:17
phone zombie
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9v7qk_1540246459

at 0:27, you can tell what country it's from :p (if you didn't already look)

good reaction at 1:05... looks like he's laughing then concern sets in :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 01:18:16
lulz.. yeah it seemed like he laughed and was like, "Ha! This guy is so drunk that he's passed out or fell on the floor! ... Wait.. *everyone* is on the floor. What did I miss? Something bad? D:"
repel
Member
Tue Oct 23 03:00:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeqHMLT27o

I'll just drop it here I made it to 5 min.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 11:28:34
that's what i assume TV is like in much of Europe 24/7
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 13:21:34
Rapper Jon James McMurray died Saturday after attempting to perform a stunt on an airplane for a music video.

Jon James McMurray, 33, had trained for months to perform the stunt, his management team told CBC News. The rapper was attempting to walk onto the wing of Cessna while the aircraft was flying but “walked to too far out on the wing and sent the aircraft into a downward spiral.”

"Jon held onto the wing until it was too late, and by the time he let go, he didn't have time to pull his chute. He impacted and died instantly,” McMurray’s management team said in a statement.

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probably Tom Cruise's fault
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 16:32:55
high-speed escalator in Rome...looks like fun
http://twitter.com/RBWorldorg/status/1054789992613068800
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 16:33:30
"He impacted and died instantly"

I'm still waiting for those fun stories where they say, "He impacted and lived on in excruciating pain with ribs in his lungs and his femurs in his abdomen. He was transported to the hospital where anesthetics could not be used because they would inflame tissue too much for emergency surgery. He screamed and begged for death until after 12 hours of surgery doctors accidentally administered the wrong blood type for transfusion, causing him to vomit and pee blood until his heart stopped from shock. He will be remembered by his dog, who for a short while will wonder why someone else is feeding him."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 16:34:24
"high-speed escalator in Rome...looks like fun"

They should always be that fast :D :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 16:38:33
This started as one of Imgur's creepy posts, but it gets pretty wacky :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/Q3YejMj
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 20:46:19
Squirrel launcher 200:
http://imgur.com/gallery/SnqrReQ
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 21:08:17
I'm glad you can see ^him run up the tree #slm


Breaking News:

Chick-fil-A tests macaroni and cheese in restaurants.
http://www.twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1054907074193240066

Fox News may have dementia
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 23 21:24:58
bull tossing another guy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kUPSD_1540225257

not terribly novel, but a nice bit of dragging his face in the dirt by the first rescuer
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 22:05:13
"Drunk" was certainly the explanation there... Otherwise not sure how anyone could be in a bull ring and not be hyper-aware of where the bull is :p ... looks like he was picking up his cell phone when the bull ran up XD .. Was neat how he tried to balance in the air but locked his hands behind himself — almost like a fainting goat ;)

..
Looks like just one good horoscope this week:
"Your Horoscopes — Week Of October 23, 2018"
[Onion: Horoscopes]
http://ent...-of-october-23-2018-1829934237
"Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
A financial windfall comes your way this week when all your relatives perish in a whorehouse fire, leaving you as sole heir."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 23 22:08:16
I always thought this about Griswold in Diablo 1 :D

"Video Game Blacksmith Struggling To Compete With Random Chests Full Of Free Armor All Over Kingdom"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://ent...compete-with-random-1829940300
"Nailbender added that his economic burden was further exacerbated by customers already flush with treasure coming to his smithery and forcing him to buy their weapons for fifty gold pieces each."
hood
Member
Wed Oct 24 07:22:52
I want a squirrel launcher. Also chortled at the blacksmith article last night.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 24 23:32:56
they actually have it pretty good... they give you half or worse of what they re-sell the items for, thus getting as much or more profit than you & without risking their life

and we know they are indeed selling the items at their listed prices because those prices have already been determined by supply & demand
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 24 23:44:05
Florida:

Two girls at a middle school in central Florida were waiting in a bathroom, planning to overpower 15 smaller students, kill them with knives and drink their blood, authorities said Wednesday.

The Bartow Middle School students were arrested Tuesday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder, possession of a weapon on school property, carrying a concealed weapon, and disruption of a school function, Bartow Police Chief Joe Hall said during a news conference.

According to officials, the 11- and 12-year-old girls said they were Satan worshipers and were going to drink the blood of the students they killed, and possibly eat their flesh. The girls also planned to kill themselves, they said.

The plan was foiled Tuesday after a robocall from the school to the home of one of the girls notified her parents their daughter was missing from class, according to Hall.

The girl's mother called the school and the assistant principal found the students in the bathroom, Hall said.

They were taken to the principal's office, where one girl was found to have a butcher knife and a kitchen knife. The girls also had a pizza cutter, police said.

The girls had a goblet in the bathroom, authorities said.

Detectives searched the girls' homes and found a hand-drawn map that included the phrase "go to kill bathroom."

"Today is health lesson thank Satan we are doing this in bit," a note read, police said. A search of the girls' cell phones found messages regarding the plot, Hall added.

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i think they would've been disappointed in the performance of the pizza cutter
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 24 23:48:30
...could be spoiled rich arab kids who buy the stuff off the blacksmith then leave it in the chests when bored
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Oct 25 03:02:43
"they actually have it pretty good... they give you half or worse of what they re-sell the items for, thus getting as much or more profit than you & without risking their life"

Griswold definitely charged a lot for some items.. like a nice composite bow would be like, I don't remember, maybe 12000 gold pieces, but you would sell to him an even nicer bow for maybe 400 pieces. He knows what he's doing ;)

..
"According to officials, the 11- and 12-year-old girls said they were Satan worshipers and were going to drink the blood of the students they killed, and possibly eat their flesh."

Sounds like people I would have been friends with in school >:D
hood
Member
Thu Oct 25 16:32:50
"i think they would've been disappointed in the performance of the pizza cutter"

You lack a certain creativity... I don't speak from experience. >.>
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 25 17:33:37
i'm not happy w/ my pizza cutter even on pizza... but maybe i just need a new pizza cutter
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Oct 25 19:07:23
technically NSFW, but quality is so low not really:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9OOtD_1540489651

hard not to twitch :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Oct 26 00:58:04
I can't tell if this LL commenter is retarded or trolling:

"No shit...!!!! That fucker had it coming for taking a shit at a sex shop's bathroom...!!! Who sits down and takes a shit at a public restroom with an anything but inconspicuous hole on the wall?? Even more disturbing, what kind of place has a sec-cam pointing at a shitter where there's a glory hole in it ???"

...like, how did the LL person get that it was a sex shop? And how could they think it was a security camera when it was clearly someone holding a cell phone over the top of the stall? I'm only with this person on using a bathroom stall with a hole in its wall.. at least could have stuffed the hole with toilet paper or something.

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Halloween decorations have gotten much better:
http://old...o_are/?st=jnplujz2&sh=dc50dd75
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 26 01:26:01
using a camera over the top of the stall is probably wise to make sure the person doesn't whip out a knife... or pizza cutter :p ... i still don't know how they avoid bite fear (& apparently whack-a-mole also an issue)


those apparitions here... but requires a video projector to do properly though
http://atmosfx.com/products/ghostly-apparitions
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 26 12:17:45
daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpPrN4YWFmA
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Oct 26 20:01:48
I loled at the raccoon part — came out of nowhere :D

"‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Released"
[Onion: American Voices]
http://www...demption-2-released-1830037010
"The highly anticipated new installment of the popular Red Dead Redemption series, hailed by some reviewers as the most realistic open-world video game ever made, went on sale today. What do you think?"
"“I never played the first one. How are video games? Good?” Aaron Little • Analysis Interpreter"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Oct 26 22:37:24
video games let you escape reality, which is:


...the Texas Department of Public Safety launched an investigation into Alexander Barter after he posted an advertisement on the dark web seeking someone willing to let him commit necrophilia and cannibalism.

In the post, Barter allegedly provided two encrypted email addresses for responding to his ad. At least one individual answered the ad and offered his young daughter to Barter, authorities said.

“Nice! I’m in East Texas,” Barter replied, according to the affidavit. “How old is your daughter? Can we kill her?”

What Barter didn’t realize was that the individual he corresponded with was an undercover law enforcement officer pretending to be a dad in Brevard County, Florida.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Oct 27 00:26:10
Two visitors found a decaying human head in the backyard of an Oakland, Calif., home on Friday, and the gruesome discovery may be related to a case last month in which a headless corpse was found in the area, authorities said.

The visitors took the skull to a police station, where authorities began an investigation to determine whether there was foul play, the Oakland Police Department said.

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imagined re-enactment:
'hey Bob, there's a decaying head over here by your shed, i'mma run it over to the police station while you finish up those burgers'


an actual quote:
"They come into my house while I'm eating dinner," resident Manul Adrow told the station. "They come in and tell me something about a head. I don't know nothing about no head.”
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Oct 27 15:29:40
'best of the week' - mostly average, but what else are you gonna do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XTg4iHycOI

hopefully the 4:10 octopus made it, seems like he was close

nice jump at 5:25
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Oct 27 18:54:56
finally a catwalk that appeals to the masses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT5_can51VA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 29 11:27:30
Snake charmer chases monkey after it snatches his cobra
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u8Z2R_1540804865
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Oct 29 14:49:50
Damned thieving apes!! ;)

It's apparently National Cat Day, so lots of cat pictures on Imgur. Here's a nice gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/hRvjXSY
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 29 16:04:33
well then here's another cat video by same poster as catwalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdyxWRHBQc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Oct 29 16:17:54
robbery foiled by glass
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CEaBf_1540822544

i would have assumed a Texas pawn shop would have gun defenses, so pretty ballsy
Pillz
Member
Mon Oct 29 17:21:59
Lamar gonna get got. Should have covered his face better
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 30 00:24:48
Yeah not sure how he thought tightening a hoodie around the sides of his face was concealing his identity... and definitely risky doing that in Texas and/or at a pawn shop. I thought it was common knowledge that attempts at robbing pawn shops, liquor stores, bars, and gun stores were "probably going to get into a gun fight" situations. People should take more tips from Pumpkin and Honey Bunny by robbing places that have lots of cash and low defenses ;)

..
"well then here's another cat video by same poster as catwalk"

I wonder if it's part of Instanbul's attempt to increase tourism by marketing their exploding cat population :D
..the movie "Kedi" (2017) was really good on the subject of Instabul's cats. It's just one long YouTube cat video. Pretty much the best movie ever made.

filty person with cute cat:
http://img...ps://imgur.com/gallery/Z5s47ZF
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 01:14:28
that link fails (looks double posted), here's fix:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Z5s47ZF

oddly their fail page had several cats too though
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 01:16:58
speaking of robbery tips this was a book Amazon recommended to me
http://www...Your-Spare-Time/dp/1499128304/
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 30 01:21:57
lol@related suggestion: “Diseases Caused by Masturbation” XD
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 01:22:07
'Japan's Princess Ayako surrenders her royal status as she marries for love'

he must feel like garbage... or soon will... it will eat away at his insides... unless he's a scumbag
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 01:33:10
seems that Masturbation book isn't a joke... (but it was written in 1760, so...) 'Say, who's the barber here?'


judging by brief browsing of 'look inside', even the tips in the crime book(s) seem helpful :p even if meant to be comical
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 14:44:47
beware the soup bar... & every other source of food or anything else
http://twitter.com/wtfvids_/status/1056230142165434369
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 16:01:35
snake (not Kellyanne Conway):
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s7F9j_1540878053
McKobb
Member
Tue Oct 30 16:32:43
More soup for me!
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 30 19:39:47
"beware the soup bar... & every other source of food or anything else"

D:
...I haven't eaten at a self-serve soup bar in a while, but mouth-breathers are everywhere D: D:

fun outcome in the snake video :D

..
The end of this was good:

"Cryptic Long John Silver’s Campaign Just Says ‘You Are The Bait Now’"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...n-just-says-you-are-1830105276
"“I’ve seen a commercial that was nothing more than a tracking shot of a guy walking down a dark alleyway with no context whatsoever. I don’t know what they were going for, but they certainly didn’t mention any seafood,” said local computer technician Megan Berger, who also recalled seeing a billboard of a woman sitting alone in a dimly lit restaurant, light gleaming dully from her moist and hooded eyes. “I figured they’d eventually offer me a deal on a fish combo or something, but it just faded to black while a menacing voice-over said ‘while supplies last.’” Representatives from Long John Silver’s have thus far declined to comment when asked about the ads or the ingredients of their new hand-battered three-piece family."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 30 19:50:46
This seems accurate:

"Trump Turns On Fox News And Tells Aides To Make Whatever They’re Saying A Law"
[Onion: Politics]
http://pol...des-to-make-whateve-1830109538
"At press time, sources said the president’s aides were handing him a final draft of an executive order that appeared to be a verbatim 60-page transcription of Your World With Neil Cavuto, complete with the text of several ads for IHOP and Sandals Resorts."

Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Oct 30 19:51:22
Motorcycle + dog in road =
http://imgur.com/gallery/YKaGWPM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Oct 30 22:27:09
that 'sorry' seemed pretty weak... like minor inconvenience (is barely audible at end)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Oct 31 06:38:04
Yeah! Considering he just crashed to avoid killing her unleashed dog, probably she should have been more like, “Oh my gods, I’m so sorry!! Are you okay??” Maybe the full video has something like that? Then again.. with that sorry, probably she just wanderer away to avoid any sense of wrongdoing..
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Oct 31 06:42:28
This seems to be the rider:
http://www.instagram.com/p/BhmXQr8nVEt/
Sounds like it was a pre-teen, so that explains the apathy
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Oct 31 12:03:08
he seems obsessed w/ his bike... i now hate him :p
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in other news, Merry Christmas!
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 01 10:23:06
Happy Flag Day! :D
Speaking of which, good picture at link:

"Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://loc...t-would-be-to-cut-d-1830132529
"CLEVELAND—Finding themselves hopelessly out of their depth despite years of training in emergency field medicine, a local team of paramedics told reporters Wednesday that they had no idea how difficult it would be to cut a dangerously drunk woman out of an Elmo costume. “Good God, how did she even breathe in this thing? There was almost no ventilation even before the vomiting started, and this head alone must weigh 20 pounds,” said veteran EMT Alex Iglesias, marveling at the costume’s extremely constrictive polyester-resin design, which was then layered with a thick, red furry material of some unknown origin that seemed designed to dull medical shears. “Of course the fucking zipper got stuck, and the fabric is too thick to get a needle through. Not only that, but she also used several layers of duct tape around the interior of the neck to keep the head from falling off, so I don’t know how we’re supposed to intubate her. We may have to use the actual Jaws of Life to get her out of there if she doesn’t stop flailing and asking us if we know where her friends went.” Iglesias and his team also say they have “no earthly idea” how the woman managed to get the liquor bottles into the costume with her."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Nov 02 18:38:47
this looks unsafe
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kPPys_1541171874
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Nov 02 18:45:16
http://twitter.com/Darius_M4/status/1058379186656681984
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Nov 03 22:16:08
Chinese bus thing
I had read an article claiming the woman attacked the driver as he had missed her stop or something and that caused accident.... BUT... this video seems to show him swerving only after battling her... and it isn't to correct pathing

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=XlpS_1541133499

is this a cover-up??
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 04 01:15:40
SNL - sleep aid commercial

...this site complains about ad-blocking, but i don't see it on YouTube yet:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/huckapm/3824028

...it's funny cause i've tweeted her that question more than once :p
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Sun Nov 04 08:04:42
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrHWPvlXgAAbvZf.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Nov 04 11:31:41
here's above SNL bit on YouTube now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZGmnXiZYGA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 05 01:05:05
teacher needs to work on his accuracy
action begins ~1:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIvjaEL-w5I
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 05 11:19:00
a Daily Dose that may help your lock-picking skills... plus a baby gremlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRi_TLfU44w
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 05 13:06:13
..the pumpkin carver thing reminds me of the "Anarchist Cookbook" situation where they've tried to hide some of the info to prevent... issues :p

..
"Chinese bus thing"
D:
...yeah... looking like he killed them all to teach her [and the bad passengers before her] a lesson. This does illustrate something that should probably be common knowledge, though: do not mess with the person/people driving your vehicle, cooking your food, flying your plane, etc... certainly it's unprofessional for those people to do that worst thing, but it's also not good to provoke them to be unprofessional.. pretty steep consequences.

..
"SNL - sleep aid commercial"

That first fall on the bed was good :D
..though, in fairness, I'm sure that IRL she has zero issues sleeping at night. One of the gifts of a polarized discourse is that you always feel right if you're on one of the two traditional sides.

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That Darius M4 link was removed, swordtail :(
..lots of "Fear" and Sunny references in the comments, though, so I'm guessing that someone abuses herself to make it look like she's a victim?

..
"teacher needs to work on his accuracy"

+1
After the first hit, it looks like he doesn't land too much. Does look like the kid was bleeding afterwards, so that's a win ;p
Reminds me of how much I hated my mid and high school. Some of the general ed classes were like circuses.

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"Cute Kitten"
https://imgur.com/gallery/fgSLa3m
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 05 13:06:20
Oops:
http://imgur.com/gallery/fgSLa3m
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 05 13:09:00
"Getting ready for next year"
http://imgur.com/gallery/RBdsMGL
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Nov 05 14:28:05
"That Darius M4 link was removed, swordtail :(
..lots of "Fear" and Sunny references in the comments, though, so I'm guessing that someone abuses herself to make it look like she's a victim?"

yups.
she uses a hammer, as her friend films and encourages her.
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 05 14:54:59
D:
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 05 15:43:00
one funny bit when the 'friend' said 'do your forehead again' or something :p

she was just doing thigh & shoulder in video i think
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 06 11:36:01
bill gates holding a jar of poop

http://cdn...-bill-gates-poop-super-169.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 06 16:45:13
D: D:
..Guessing that was for some sort of water purification or waste disposal system?

This was good because Lyft and Uber legit were giving 50% off rides for election day.. which had me wondering if that meant drivers were getting 50% less tips/pay:
"Uber Offering Discounted Wages For Election Day"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...es-for-election-day-1830262748
"SAN FRANCISCO—Encouraging voters in need of a ride to take full advantage of the company’s drivers, ride-share service Uber announced Tuesday it would be offering discounted wages for its employees on Election Day. “We want people to get out and vote, which is why our drivers will be working at a 75 percent discount all day long,” said CEO Dara Khosrowshahi, who revealed riders could enter the promotional code VOTE2018 into the Uber app to cancel the surge income normally paid to drivers during high-volume hours. “At Uber, we know voting is an important part of our civic duty, and cutting worker wages is the least we could do to encourage turnout. Drivers will also be required to work 14-hour shifts to handle as much Election Day business as possible.” Khosrowshahi added that anyone who tweeted a picture of themselves wearing an “I voted” sticker would earn an extra $10 off their driver’s next paycheck."
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 06 16:47:15
lol!:

"Poll: 43% Of Americans Believe #MeToo Has Gone Too Far"
"In a finding divided more by party than gender, a poll found that 43 percent of Americans believe the #MeToo movement has gone “too far,” expressing concern about the rush to judgment and unproven accusations ruining peoples’ careers. What do you think?"
[Onion: American Voices]
http://www...oo-has-gone-too-far-1830266218
"“The PC police are probably going to come after me for this, but women aren’t human beings.”
Casper Melendez • Balloon Monger"
Pillz
Member
Tue Nov 06 17:22:17
Melendez 2018
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 06 21:28:42
Another video that's good with the Walking Dead theme song:
"the walking dogs"
http://imgur.com/gallery/AJQpuQP
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 06 21:39:21
Apparently some people in China will help others:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MrBG66R3yk
..though YouTube warnings make this look like Russian propaganda ;)
Pillz
Member
Tue Nov 06 21:44:45
What warnings?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 07 01:04:58
it says "RT is funded in whole or in part by the Russian government" on a banner under the video

must be a new labeling system to protect our elections from Trump's friends
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 07 12:36:58
daily dose

magic metal, an optimistic eagle, plants doing more than you think, Coca-Cola apparently hoping people want to give cheap crappy gifts, plus more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GY7mKHh0U
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Nov 07 12:51:00
Benny Hill/Slayer Mashup Disaster

http://www...-benny-hill-show-theme-is-gold
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Nov 09 10:05:44
Who Is Steel Panther & Why are They Crashing Ebro In The Morning?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvlcuIfg_c

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Nov 10 11:53:29
Benny Hill was like soft core porn... we may allow naked asses & 'shit' on evening TV now, but we've lost other stuff :/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Nov 10 11:55:13
Hindus need better rituals

Children tossed in cow dung
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aQox5_1541847606

and...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Nov 10 11:55:27
Hindus being trampled by cows

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CBrZ0_1541695325

possible there was just some Hindu leader w/ weird cow fetishes...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 12 16:42:22
Jesus podium saves blue suit guy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kvwHY_1542043160
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Nov 12 18:12:23
http://twi...IDS/status/1060754082229497858
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Nov 12 18:19:26
Hindus frolicking in cow dung
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kzZew_1542037324
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Nov 12 20:02:54
@dailydose: kind of wonder if that magic metal is non-toxic and can be used for larger metals.. and how well or how many times it can reform its shape.. could have some neat possibilities

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"Who Is Steel Panther & Why are They Crashing Ebro In The Morning?!"

Think I'd need more details before watching a 30-minute video ;p

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Good to know that Indian peasants still live in the dark ages ;)

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Cool sculpting work!

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Cat breaks through shower curtain:
http://imgur.com/gallery/7abDjY2
..and look in the comments below for a Shining edit :D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Nov 13 13:13:41
Burned to death because of a rumour on WhatsApp

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-46145986
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 13 20:52:49
D:
Internet lynch mob hard at work
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Nov 13 22:01:27
"Here is a kitten in a bib drinking a bottle."
http://imgur.com/gallery/4RxLUQi
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Nov 13 22:43:57
Re: WhatsApp rumor...
Trump declared an invasion at the southern border and armed idiots went to guard it
Trump declared fraud voting in Florida and sign-wielding idiots showed up to protest it (no fraud actually demonstrated yet)

just sayin...
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Nov 14 11:31:25
Japanese man marries computer-generated hologram in $18K wedding ceremony

http://glo...japanese-man-marries-hologram/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 14 13:35:42
i'll guess few of the 'nearly 40' guests were on the groom's side

also it's disturbing he works at a middle school...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 14 13:45:28
i was skeptical bar surveillance video could clear someone of a rape charge, but this is some pretty damn convincing evidence :p

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9DIwK_1542112412
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Nov 14 13:58:22
satisfying martian? tunnel video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=unzb3_1542187440
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Nov 15 02:02:56
They're okay, right? ;)

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"but this is some pretty damn convincing evidence :p"

I'm sure her lawyer can still argue that consent was withdrawn once they arrived at her room, but this report must be omitting that she denied that she was consenting leading up to her room? Might have to look for more details..

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"Watch out"
http://imgur.com/gallery/qot4dnM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 15 13:17:59
she should leave him... kinda looked like he tried to hide behind her, plus milking his injuries on the ground
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 15 13:23:40
Yoshitaka Sakurada, Japan’s new cybersecurity minister, has never used a computer. Not even once. But he insists that his lack of real-world experience doesn’t have a negative impact on his job.

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When a lawmaker expressed astonishment that someone who’s never used a computer would be in that job, Sakurada reportedly said, “It’s a matter that should be dealt with by the government as a whole. I am confident that I am not at fault.”

http://giz...-never-used-a-compu-1830460831
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Nov 15 13:30:11
Khashoggi video?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sR3NT_1542284789
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Nov 16 01:16:34
His assassination you mean? :D
I was waiting for a dust explosion with the fire there and the particles in the air (or was it just alcohol in that stuff they sprayed?)... but it also looks like the torch-holder put the fire directly on him intentionally?

Imgur found another reason to be totally garbage on a designated day; today is "nostalgia day" so people have been lazily posting '80s/'90s images.. but this made it through:
(cat kneading on another cat that's nursing)
http://imgur.com/gallery/ms2EEJQ
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