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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 09 16:59:17
pandas watch girl be rescued
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aCF1a_1549721875
#rememberHarambe
Pillz
Member
Sat Feb 09 17:03:37
F for Harambe
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 09 18:19:06
lulz.. not much danger there. Pandas can't be bothered to fight for their own lives, so they certainly wouldn't jump into that pit to attack ;D

..She must suck at recess if she can't hold onto a stick while someone pulls ;p

I think this was an outtake from Congo (1995):
http://imgur.com/gallery/KY7ESop
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 09 19:00:47
i like the 'amphibious murder cow' term in comments :p

and this is the source for a gif in comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 09 21:14:05
scary speed D:
I've looked for videos showing their underwater swim form.. it looks like they might run on the bottom and doggie paddle a little. Those feet just don't look like good paddles, yet they work? ;p

"amphibious murder cow"
That fits, for sure :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Feb 09 21:47:49
maybe they use magic
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wheeee
http://www...dex/status/1093962673945862145
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Feb 10 06:18:45
Wooohoooooo!! \:D/
I shouldn’t have read the comments on that one ... weirdos complaining about littering in the ocean, lulz... even if those don’t get recovered, a metal simulation truck is a much smaller issue than actual garbage dumping :p
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Feb 12 07:21:22
http://twitter.com/julia71903850/status/1095037058509406208
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Feb 12 07:32:18
http://twitter.com/Liona005/status/1094698380545220608
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Tue Feb 12 08:53:17
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzI87vyWwAAEh9V.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 12 15:34:11
If you can't hit an area target from a mile away, then you can't protect freedom ;p

lol@kitty&crab :D

@"полет валькирий" ("Flight of Valkyries")
Soo many sugar gliders :D :D

"Lucy [a doggo] singing the song of her people"
http://imgur.com/gallery/imToegK
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Feb 12 15:40:29
A good way to push another car without damaging either vehicle:
http://imgur.com/gallery/svSdTZH
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 13 00:43:12
Pretty neat stunt (running on the side of a moving bus):
http://imgur.com/gallery/sQhCAiK
..I'm surprised that Imgur's safety police haven't gotten top comments complaining about how dangerous this was ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Feb 13 12:04:27
"Ethan Pringle riding a inflatable pizza down a iceberg in Greenland"
http://imgur.com/gallery/5UDR169
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Feb 13 12:50:29
kinda related to ^:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=907HB_1550079117
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Feb 13 18:29:31
http://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1095763964946898944
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 01:13:30
kinda clever... they must've stolen the idea
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 01:21:38
remembering Dancing Bear...

i came across these posts i saved back in 2008... next to a list of Age of Conan emotes

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Dancing Bear DB
Member Jun 15th 1:20 AM
As I stood there, trying vainly to get a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I wondered just where my life had gone wrong.

It was late, I knew that much. Not late in life, I could have wandered astray as a toddler, rather late in the day. Not one important event in my life has ever happened while the sun was still up.

It was late, and if I'm not mistaken, so was Mr. Harrison. I think that's where the trouble started. But not necessarily where things went wrong.


Dancing Bear DB
Member Jun 15th 1:54 AM
I think there's a word for it, though it escapes me at the time. There's this sensation, the moment where you just realize that things have gone horribly awry, but before the consequences of it set in. There's no chance to correct your mistake, no way to avoid the deluge, but, if you don't fixate on the problem, you still have enough time to enjoy yourself. Imagine, if you will, a condemned man, on the long walk, skipping and singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

Mr. Harrison was born with three toes. He had seven more, but no one found those nearly as fascinating. They were all in the usual places, but believe me, when Old Mrs. Harrison played "this little piggy", she never managed to get past market.

Don't worry, this may not make sense later, but it's all important. Unless none of it is.

With those three toes, Mr. Harrison was destined to take over the world, that's what the hag said. And when a woman wears a pointy hat like that, you either take her seriously or find a way to enjoy your new, amphibious lifestyle.

=====================================


if he ever wrote a book, i'd buy it!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 01:29:21
this too w/ some other familiar faces :p

Dancing Bear DB
---------------
Somewhere along the line, everything went wrong.
Not your regular type of wrong, where you discover
"Oh, those aren't my teeth marks at all.", no. This was the type of wrong where you find out, after hand printing sixty-eight pages of your quarterly fiscal report, that you've been spelling butter with three 't's, two 'a's, one 'k', two 'e's, two 'h's, two 'i's, two 's's, one 'j', two 'o's, one 'b', one 'n', one 'd', and one 'v'. What's more, your quarterly report shouldn't have the word butter at all in it, it should be typed, and you shouldn't be carving it into your bosses flesh with a clay shaping tool.

mckobb
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You have that problem too?

Dancing Bear DB
---------------
I think we've all had that problem at some time or
another, especially those of us who are self-employed.

Balinor
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Only you would be at something like that DB

Cherub Cow
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LOL :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 03:35:20
lol :D .. some things don’t change I guess... except DB DB’s absence! Where is our DB?? :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 04:19:13
Not to change the topic too much from DB DB (I'd like to hear more about DB DB), but I just watched the intro to Brooklyn 99's S3E1, and it was probably the funniest moment in the show so far :D (a guest spot by Bill Hader)
McKobb
Member
Thu Feb 14 10:06:11
Don't spend your time looking around for something you want that can't be found.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 12:09:59
what if you have nothing better to do?


for those w/ means & desire: Brooklyn 99 syndication is on TBS in the midnight to 3am range on various nights... they are back on Season 1 episodes now

& show on Hulu

...& NBC picked up the show after it got cancelled, w/ one advocate being Luke Skywalker!... so they have the new episodes
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 12:12:04
I don’t even have a picture of him... he exists now only in my memory...
*throws a priceless diamond into the ocean for fun, and also probably because of dimentia*
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 12:31:02
well he may exist elsewhere too, i didn't mean to suggest he was dead :p


apparently for $5,000 you can spend a weekend w/ Jose Canseco (baseball player) looking for bigfoot & aliens

also... his twitter feed is full of weird stuff & options to give him money:
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 12:39:16
i typed 'dancing bear db' into search & got a whole lotta porn...

Cfnm Sex & Hardcore Party Girls Dancing Bear

One Last Suck and Fuck on Dancing Bear (db8140)

Dancing Bear: parties and real women go sex crazy, CFNM


it goes on page after page of porn...
...& i did that on Internet Explorer which i don't tend to use so pretty sure that's not customized to me :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 12:41:29
(that was w/ Bing, Google doesn't seem as bad)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 14:22:15
there's a new Tinder that's for cows called "Tudder"
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 15:04:20
Finally! An app for *me*! ;p

Jose Canseco's Twitter makes some bold moves.. like posting an actual phone number. That's how you know he's crazy now ;p

..
"well he may exist elsewhere too, i didn't mean to suggest he was dead :p"

Didn't he have a quirky website at one point that had little cartoon characters flying all over the screen? #BringBackDBDB

..
Kitty cat + LOTR:
http://www...urce=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 15:09:00
Missed this police SUV flip in 2016:
http://www...t-in-rollover-crash/389992131/
..pretty funny collection of events:
- Someone runs a red light in front of two police cruisers
- Someone else hits a cruiser who has his lights flashing
- Another cruiser was behind that person
- Person who ran the light probably never knew anything about any of this ;D
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Thu Feb 14 17:59:05
http://twitter.com/KarlAlon3/status/1095171866837299200
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 19:09:32
The vomiting really makes things next-level Hogarthian
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Feb 14 21:32:05
could be Shia LaBeouf in the plaid... he's due for an appearance in these threads
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 22:25:24
He sure knows how to party :D

More cow stuff!
"Authorities Swiftly Announce 1,600 Washington Dairy Cows Found Mutilated, Arranged In Pentagram Killed By Blizzard"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...ashington-dairy-cow-1832602696
"“We believe the unseasonably strong gusts of wind which occurred last night blew the skin off these unfortunate animals and arranged them in this pattern,” said Sunnyside police department spokesperson Gus Parnell, who noted that instabilities in the jet stream likely induced the flurries that removed the cows’ heads and impaled them on a series of iron spikes, which had been heaved up from the soil by deep frost. “When the temperatures plummet suddenly into the single digits, it’s not unusual to see cows attempt to conserve body heat by placing their severed hooves into their mouths, though sadly in this case it did not prevent the evaporation of nearly all of their blood. Conditions were really bad—there was a lot of drifting snow, and wind speeds fluctuated between 30 and 50 miles per hour all day, more than enough to pick the cows up, slice them from the tips of their noses to the roots of their tails, and arrange their organs to spell out the word ‘soon.’ Evidently, the low dew point also caused them to glow a pale, eerie green color. Anyway, this is really an open-and-shut case of death by exposure, and we have extensive documents signed by ranking officers of the Strategic Air Command testifying to that effect.” At press time, Washington law enforcement urged citizens living in the area to stay indoors, focus on keeping warm, and check their family members for a 3-inch scar below their right clavicle."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Feb 14 22:30:08
"Annoying YouTube Algorithm Not Letting Man Forget Single Time He Watched 14 Hours Straight Of Hitler Speeches"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...ng-man-forget-singl-1832630535
"“What’s even more frustrating is that it keeps trying to push more Hitler speeches on me. I search for Scarlett Johansson. I get Hitler speeches. The Aladdin trailer finishes. It starts playing another Hitler speech. I mean, hello guys, I’ve already seen all those speeches anyway. I’m certainly not interested in African dictators either. Man, you click on Hitler’s 1939 ‘Jewish Question’ speech to the Reichstag 48 times and all of a sudden it thinks that’s all you want to see. What can I say, I went straight down a rabbit hole.” At press time, O’Connell vowed to use incognito mode if he desired to watch 14 hours of Hitler speeches again."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 15 11:23:04
that cow story seemed written for you with the satanic/horror/cow/comedy angle :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 15 11:26:07
Kung Fu Goat
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9zYbO_1549798083
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 15 18:55:31
Can't trust a goat! ;)

..
"that cow story seemed written for you with the satanic/horror/cow/comedy angle :p "

Yeah, I'm suspicious that an Onion writer knows me in real life and is just getting headlines by watching my habits and interests ;D

..
Supposedly this Tesla automatically stopped when it detected a car coming from the side. Doesn't look like the driver's head turns, so maybe?
http://ins...p-itself-avoid-horrific-crash/
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Feb 15 19:04:14
This post wasn't too interesting, but someone commented with a cat doing the same thing in the comments:
http://imgur.com/gallery/JBZAavq
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Feb 15 23:59:08
little robot that supposedly will clean hotel sheets & other things:

(don't get your hopes up... it doesn't look like a tiny butler)

http://twitter.com/CNN/status/1096626725490839552

also it says 'studies show it can help'... not that convincing... but minimally a placebo
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 16 18:32:58
Someone in the comments brings up that the laser only flashes for a couple seconds on a particular spot... I doubt that that would be enough for most hotels :D

..
Neat solution to keeping people from getting hit by a passing train:
http://imgur.com/gallery/QHhItDM
One of the trains near me has to have humans in road guard vests holding flashlights stand at every single crossing just to emphasize to people that, yes, it is a bad idea to go around the gates :D
Pillz
Member
Sat Feb 16 18:35:34
Let a few of them die and the rest will learn
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 16 18:35:50
Kitty cackle sound :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/hCYD5fM
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Feb 16 18:55:19
"Let a few of them die and the rest will learn"

I like this policy >:D

..
Not safe, but fun?
"A decommissioned water park"
http://imgur.com/gallery/VK2V1Xt
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