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Utopia Talk / General Talk / LOL Addiction 9: Police Standoff Phase
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 17:07:01
"By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank [the host of "The Morning Sweat"] Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic"
[Onion Video: "The Morning Sweat"]
http://spo...ontract-expires-han-1833135945
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 18:43:45
This particular mobile phone theft made me lol, so :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/L8SDqFA
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Mar 07 19:01:48
"Officer, where[abouts] is the closest bank?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBiA-_BQ688
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Fri Mar 08 14:05:23
'Get out of the car!' Cops release dramatic officer-involved shooting video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY611ekXuXw
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Apr 09 02:17:49
Trying to get a big pan through a regular-sized door:
http://imgur.com/gallery/jLX86mc
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Wed Apr 10 11:18:09
http://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Apr 10 11:52:45
I know it’s a display model, but what kind of person just sticks an ungloved finger in there? D:
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Apr 21 19:27:55
"Katrate"
(turn sound on)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tptpKiF
swordtail
Anarchist Prime
Mon Apr 22 17:38:55
AS-02 Various Administrative Wizardry Positions - INVENTORY

http://emp...licant/page1800?poster=1279695
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed May 01 01:00:53
That link didn't work for me, btw.

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"Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...-wrapped-sandwiches-1834425941
"Whether you’re eating one on the go while heading to a miserable job, avoiding several outstanding warrants for failure to pay child support, or just don’t value yourself very highly, our sandwiches are slapped together in a way that’s guaranteed to make you wonder exactly why your body needs to continue on. Has everyone you once cared about now abandoned you? Are you down to your last $3 in loose change? Walgreens now has the perfect egg salad sandwich or plain hot dog to accompany speculation at exactly how low rock bottom can go. And if you’re at the end of the line, but you’re still not sure you want to step over it, why not think that over while forcing down a crumbling meatball sub from the room-temperature cooler we put across from the generic cough medicine and foot powder? Hell, grab a nice warm yogurt, too. You’re worth it."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon May 20 00:50:07
SNL Weekend Update did the thing again where they write jokes for each other & don't see them until air time (supposedly)
(starts ~1:10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp81l2aVap4
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon May 20 00:54:04
lol XD ... that was a really good one :D

"Cat fight"
"That scene from Game of Thrones."
http://imgur.com/gallery/qIreF4q
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