Utopia Talk / General Talk / If you caught your roommate pissing in

A bro rank	Wed Jun 22 07:41:56 2016 the bathroom sink instead of the toilet what would you do? I walked past the toilet door which he left slightly open and I saw what he was doing.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 22 08:01:04 2016 move my toothbrush
Repel rank	Wed Jun 22 14:54:15 2016 using the toilet as sink. Seems that one is cleaner than the sink
Kaylana rank	Wed Jun 22 15:22:08 2016 1, Ask what's wrong with the toilet. 2, hand him the bleach and cleaning brush and supervise to make sure he does the job right. 3, seek new living arrangements.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 22 19:00:34 2016 from an SNL skit... [that would probably be on YouTube if they hadn't been such nazis] " Hi, I'm Norman Bates for The Norman Bates School of Motel Management...[yadda yadda]... Yes, a diploma in motel management can be your passport to prosperity, independence, and security, but are you motel material? Let's find out with a simple quiz. Question 1: A guest loses the key to her room. Would you A) Give her a duplicate key B) Let her in with your passkey C) Hack her to death with a kitchen knife Question 2: Which of the following is the most important in running a successful motel? A) Cordial atmosphere B) Courteous service C) Hack ker to death with a kitchen knife "
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 22 22:57:03 2016 lol
Cthulhu rank	Thu Jun 23 05:48:29 2016 I would torture him Till he begged to be murdered then burn him to death
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