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Utopia Talk / General Talk / I am not here to give advice
Marlboro man
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Sat Aug 06 18:38:40 2016
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Cherub Cow
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Sat Aug 06 22:08:11 2016
But I needs it :(
I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?
nhill
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Sat Aug 06 22:18:39 2016
1. Sell artesian water
2. Buy water with profits
3. Put water into well
4. Repeat until property is fully submerged
Cherub Cow
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Sun Aug 07 04:14:54 2016
Yay!
*dies*
nhill
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Sun Aug 07 05:34:53 2016
;_;
Cthulhu
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Sun Aug 07 06:29:03 2016
'But I needs it :(
I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? '

Press the local serfs into service under your armies and march on your neighbors until you find an expert on artesian wells to enslave for life.
Cherub Cow
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Sun Aug 07 06:32:14 2016
That's now what Gates McFadden suggested ;p
Cherub Cow
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Sun Aug 07 06:32:27 2016
*"[not] what"
Cthulhu
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Sun Dec 17 00:41:33 2017
Gates McFadden wasted her career by not doing a porno when she was young. What would she know?
Midion
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Wed Dec 20 07:13:11 2017
I just cry into a cup when i'm thirsty.

I mean what...
hood
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Thu Dec 21 07:53:22 2017
Tears are delicious, so I don't blame you.
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