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Utopia Talk / General Talk / I am not here to give advice
Marlboro man
rank | Sat Aug 06 18:38:40 2016 . |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sat Aug 06 22:08:11 2016 But I needs it :( I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? |
nhill
rank | Sat Aug 06 22:18:39 2016 1. Sell artesian water 2. Buy water with profits 3. Put water into well 4. Repeat until property is fully submerged |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Aug 07 04:14:54 2016 Yay! *dies* |
nhill
rank | Sun Aug 07 05:34:53 2016 ;_; |
Cthulhu
rank | Sun Aug 07 06:29:03 2016 'But I needs it :( I've got an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions? ' Press the local serfs into service under your armies and march on your neighbors until you find an expert on artesian wells to enslave for life. |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Aug 07 06:32:14 2016 That's now what Gates McFadden suggested ;p |
Cherub Cow
rank | Sun Aug 07 06:32:27 2016 *"[not] what" |
Cthulhu
rank | Sun Dec 17 00:41:33 2017 Gates McFadden wasted her career by not doing a porno when she was young. What would she know? |
Midion
rank | Wed Dec 20 07:13:11 2017 I just cry into a cup when i'm thirsty. I mean what... |
hood
rank | Thu Dec 21 07:53:22 2017 Tears are delicious, so I don't blame you. |
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